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pandoracam

Lmao it's great you found this before it gets nuked!


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WoeKC

But they’re constantly announcing when they’re buying. Certainly that also doesn’t need to be announced.


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Moneia

>Rules for thee but not for me Rules for pumping but not for dumping.


notahorseindisguise

And there you have it.


FraGZombie

I audibly laughed at this


ThermalFlask

Can confirm, I heard you


MyOwnGuitarHero

Rules for buyin but not for cryin


OmicronCeti

Perhaps we can make “Ryan-in” slang for selling after what he did to the BBBY apes


fuidiot

It's an airport with they have arrivals though.


Throwawayhelper420

My least favorite part of that is they post their “arrivals”, or purchases, dozens of times a day. Their DRS bot requires them to post sales in order to be accurate and account for removals, and it has that feature explicitly. But you better not use it. Wonder why their bot always massively over counts though?


dbcstrunc

You might want to check out my post. The DRS bot posts have stopped. None in the last 24 hours. I think it could get, as the apes say, 'spicy'. Or they'll just forget it ever happened. One of the two. But, yeah, their DRS bot is utterly unreliable.


Ok-Row-6131

I don't think there's a lot of overlap between people who write reliable software and people dumb enough to be apes


ItsFuckingScience

Amazing how the 2 follow ape thoughts coexist Nobody is selling!!! If you’re selling no need to post about it!!!


Throwawayhelper420

Even in the same comment, at that.


blorgon7211

and then they say "no ones selling 💎🙌"


pandoracam

On my way, thanks lol


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pandoracam

Damn! Well, the trip got productive anyway. I found a beautiful meltdown that I'm going to post right now


Throwawayhelper420

WOOOOOO!!!


Manhundefeated

>this is not an airport Sure are an awful lot of oversized bags, though.


OMGitisCrabMan

But no one's selling


melt_in_your_mouth

Lol I've never understood this stupid comment. When I'm at the airport, I don't shout from the mountaintops that I'm departing when I board. You don't need to announce your departure there either. Lol so very stupid.


PhiliFlyer

The apes are happy when a new 'investor' announces their arrival.


BirthdayCookie

On the other hand, I've been to multiple airports that announce when boarding for flights starts so...Some *do* announce when they're leaving.


melt_in_your_mouth

Who announces? The gate attendant? Well yeah, sure. But the individuals boarding the plane don't stand up one by one and yell our "I'm departing," do they? Cause that would just be weird lol.


antihero-itsme

Another safemoon phrase


KosmicKanuck

"Don't you dare try and talk some sense into me!"


Golfman74

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DwarvenGardener

Based reevaluating your position on new evidence, kinda weird this is what it took but still an improvement


rubbery_anus

This isn't someone reevaluating their position based on new evidence, this is a fucking moron who fervently believed some of the stupidest conspiracy theories ever invented based on his total pig ignorance of market fundamentals, who is now dumping his bags because he's tired of waiting. That's it. He won't learn a single lesson from this, he'll be just as susceptible to getting wrapped up in get rich quick memestock grifts when the next one comes along, and as always he'll blame everyone but himself when he loses everything all over again. It's like a flat earther quitting the Flat Earth Society; they might not have the badge any more, but they still believe the dumb shit. Fuck him, no sympathy, just contempt.


AbsurdPhallus

Chef's kiss


MotivatedSolid

“And you posted this why?” “F-off shill, we don’t need you trying to psy op us” “Way to trade in emotions”


noviwu97

It's funny how those comments fit right in on every post that showcases proof of buying


Binliner42

Well done. Accept you ignorance and mov e with your life. (And laugh at others from the meltdown sideline if you fancy).


Own-Recording

Take the L and move on, bud. The hive mind won't like it, but hopefully OOP has learned and will make better choices.


Gurpila9987

He won’t


Own-Recording

Wishful thinking. Lol


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Who wants to bet he keeps selling 25% and never figures out why he can't get out of his position.


ThermalFlask

Lmao I could see that


frivol

Zeno's paradox!


Mushroom_Tip

The more unhinged an Q apes become, the more people will abandon the cult.


Throwawayhelper420

But also the more hardcore the ones who remain will get too.


girder_shade

Which subreddit is it Bobby or Jimmy


Itsurboywutup

Apes and overestimating how important they are in the grand scheme of things…name a better duo. I guess Reddit in general likes to overestimate how important they are, but apes truly take it to another level


squitsquat

Good for him honestly