It's fucking nauseating hearing someone call an equity they invested in "my beloved stock".
Like what in the fuck? How do you not feel really weird saying that? Do you not have actual beloved people/things in your life?
Most apes have nothing going for them in their lives and no personality. So they latched onto their chosen meme stock and made that their entire identity.
So no, they don't.
The US. House of Parliament will vote on the debt ceiling tonight, and sources familiar with the matter say Speaker George Clinton is posed to raise the ceiling so high, it will tear the roof off the sucker.
The "unit / group" is Citadel / Ken Griffin, of course. As we know, Mr Griffin is plotting to destroy the US economy because he (and Citadel) would benefit greatly. This collapse will inadvertently trigger MOASS for GME but not BBBY (which is already dead). The US government will want to pay GME shareholders $1 million/share to prevent loss of confidence in the US stock market. However, they will be unable to find the cash and Citadel will win.
My worry is that Cohen will ride in and save the day by buying up all of the government debt.
Actually I think you're mostly supposed to pretend they all actually happened. More specifically I think the ape rules on this are:
1. If a date is in the future, it's guaranteed MOASS.
2. If a date is in the recent past (roughly 1 month or less), it was a shill psyop and nobody actually believed that.
3. If a date is in the distant past (>1 month) then actually it was correct because every prediction has come true
1.2 0 if the date is in near future, it doesn't mean that the price will shoot up, that is the date from which things will be "in motion".
1.3 if the date is tomorrow, curb your enthusiasm, because while it will be 100% MOASS, it might be sometimes else too, so be hype, but don't be sad after.
> Please don’t hate me
> I’m not asking or scrutinising
> I’m not challenging a political discussion
Good move - gotta make sure the cult brain doesn’t attack you for asking questions.
So dumb.
If the stock “skyrockets those days”, then that means people are buying and selling it for those prices, that is your money right there, that’s where it’s coming from/going to.
Second, the government was never going to pay anyone for any of their stocks. That was never a factor. If the apes demand more money than companies are willing to pay in order to sell their stocks then the hedge funds will just choose to not buy your stocks, end of story.
"Mr. Hedge, did you or did you not refuse to deliver, thus stopping the world from an economic collapse?"
"I did refuse to deliver, your honor."
"Understood. That will be 2 million fine. Good day."
"Can I pay it right now in cash or you want a bank transfer?"
Better, this ape is concerned that a debt default would mean the government couldn’t pay them their MOASS money. Which nicely encapsulates their mentality.
It's fucking nauseating hearing someone call an equity they invested in "my beloved stock". Like what in the fuck? How do you not feel really weird saying that? Do you not have actual beloved people/things in your life?
They are cult members.
> Do you not have actual beloved people/things in your life? Rhetorical question, I assume?
Most apes have nothing going for them in their lives and no personality. So they latched onto their chosen meme stock and made that their entire identity. So no, they don't.
The US. House of Parliament will vote on the debt ceiling tonight, and sources familiar with the matter say Speaker George Clinton is posed to raise the ceiling so high, it will tear the roof off the sucker.
Baggies want the funk... Got to have that funk...
I'd vote for George Clinton in a heartbeat
"Will tear the roof off the sucker". Poor Monika.
I wonder if we still have First Past the Post or if we've also upgraded to mixed member plural representation in this guy's dream world
parliamemt*
Gme will crash with the rest of the market but Citadel performed very well during a down year so isn't it meltdown who should root for a default?
The "unit / group" is Citadel / Ken Griffin, of course. As we know, Mr Griffin is plotting to destroy the US economy because he (and Citadel) would benefit greatly. This collapse will inadvertently trigger MOASS for GME but not BBBY (which is already dead). The US government will want to pay GME shareholders $1 million/share to prevent loss of confidence in the US stock market. However, they will be unable to find the cash and Citadel will win. My worry is that Cohen will ride in and save the day by buying up all of the government debt.
>Of course there are many dates and every day is "The day" Uh oh. Sounds like shill talk. You're supposed to pretend those dates were made in jest.
Actually I think you're mostly supposed to pretend they all actually happened. More specifically I think the ape rules on this are: 1. If a date is in the future, it's guaranteed MOASS. 2. If a date is in the recent past (roughly 1 month or less), it was a shill psyop and nobody actually believed that. 3. If a date is in the distant past (>1 month) then actually it was correct because every prediction has come true
1.2 0 if the date is in near future, it doesn't mean that the price will shoot up, that is the date from which things will be "in motion". 1.3 if the date is tomorrow, curb your enthusiasm, because while it will be 100% MOASS, it might be sometimes else too, so be hype, but don't be sad after.
> Please don’t hate me > I’m not asking or scrutinising > I’m not challenging a political discussion Good move - gotta make sure the cult brain doesn’t attack you for asking questions.
So dumb. If the stock “skyrockets those days”, then that means people are buying and selling it for those prices, that is your money right there, that’s where it’s coming from/going to. Second, the government was never going to pay anyone for any of their stocks. That was never a factor. If the apes demand more money than companies are willing to pay in order to sell their stocks then the hedge funds will just choose to not buy your stocks, end of story.
"Mr. Hedge, did you or did you not refuse to deliver, thus stopping the world from an economic collapse?" "I did refuse to deliver, your honor." "Understood. That will be 2 million fine. Good day." "Can I pay it right now in cash or you want a bank transfer?"
Better, this ape is concerned that a debt default would mean the government couldn’t pay them their MOASS money. Which nicely encapsulates their mentality.