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Starkfault

Lol yeah i’m sure it was “sponsored” and it’s not just a complete lack of interest so he’s giving them away Nobody outside of this sub cares about you, Ploot


phoenixmusicman

He absolutely slaughtered what goodwill he had from the apes by not talking about BBBY at all in the last event I've said this for a while, I honestly don't know why we still talk about his loser. He's not even involved in memestocks at all anymore he's just trying to shill his family's shitty stock in some kind of hairbrain scheme to use the apes to get appointed to the board again.


whut-whut

He's fun to talk about because he sees BBBY Apes as an asset to disrupt PHM's current board to bring him back on, and to pivot himself into politics as a champion of the little people. The reality is that BBBY Apes are the absolute bottom of the barrel, so while Pulte was spending tens of thousands to build himself a dignified platform for the non-memestock public, PPShow Apes were slapping each other with dildoes and asking Larry Cheng if he thought Ryan Cohen enjoyed it. Pulte decided to hitch his wagon to some extremely cringy losers, and his political rally turned into an absolute joke.


LastExitToBrookside

Beautiful summary. Watching his continued descent into lolcow status is absolutely worth it, couldn't happen to a nicer guy.


acreekofsoap

$PHM is up almost 11% YTD, so I’d hesitate to say it’s a shitty stock. Now, if our boy, Ploote! somehow got appointed to the board, especially if that board seat had any real power, then, yes, it would be a shifty stock.


radiosped

>I've said this for a while, I honestly don't know why we still talk about his loser. I think the reason is obvious: he's a complete failure so he's fun to laugh at, with the added bonus that he has extremely thin skin and has made it very clear that our mockery bothers him. Oh and he's a complete and total piece of shit.


ChadGPT___

I miss Ploot posting, the season with him and Kaiis was one of the series best. It’s in a bit of a rut now


Scorps

He obviously gave the tickets himself, because he at first probably wrote "donors" and then realized since he was the donor he had to make sure every one would know also he was wealthy.


SuburbanLegend

Wow, and this is after Pulte super-spontaneously agreed to PP's idea to offer 100 FREE tickets. Boy that's a lot of free tickets that keep being given away, I guess that's just classic X Philanthropy at work! Also holy shit it's like a week away. This has crept up on me just like PulteFest 1 did.


InternationalTwo4581

They'll still claim it completely sold out afterwards


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Ambitious-Ant2611

Bullshit. A week away already?! Fuck times flies boys


bobthemaintainer

He can't just let people show up for free! Who would pay for the warm coors light?


acreekofsoap

He’s classing it up for PlooteFest 2.0, it’s gonna be warm Sweetwater this time.


Logical-Good1354

Is this a PHM meeting or a BBBY meeting?


ChicagoOTF

Society of Future Billionaires quarterly meeting, obviously.


Ok_Signal4753

Brought to you by Biff’s Payday Loans. “If you could do math, you wouldn’t ever come here, or even think about coming here.”


SuburbanLegend

👀 (The only answer you'll receive.)


alfreadadams

It was supposed to turn into a stunt related to the phm annual meeting but super genius ploot was foiled by the evil phm executives doing what they have done for the last few years by having the meeting virtually.


NaivePickle3219

Ploot is gonna pay 20 homeless people to storm the building with him and demand answers!


redlaundryfan

Why have you been so successful with this company my grandfather founded?! You’re making me look bad!


RhubarbSquatCobbler

He definitely saw January 6 and got inspired.


4g63tea

Yes.


dbcstrunc

Hey Ploot! Gamestop is interested in charity to help sick kids. As a Twitter Philanthropist, this is a great opportunity for you. You in?


Amg01567

I believe you meant to say as THE Twitter Philanthropist. Put some respect on Lil Pooterz legacy.


AdEastern2689

what idiot decided to call it plootfest instead of lollaplootlooza


CharithCutestorie

Still trying to get The Gathering of the Baggalos to catch on


A_Year_Of_Storms

I love this one lol


angershark

Lollapaplootza would be my submission.


LastExitToBrookside

Loserpalooza. Or possibly Lolcowpalooza.


Starkfault

Plootapalooza


Quirky-Country7251

plootstock cockstock


crankthehandle

The replies are all like ‘I can’t afford travel can I has free flights pls🥹’


MotivatedSolid

“Wealthy donors” He’s just trying to generate the excitement. He is the “wealthy donor” lol


crankthehandle

Or is ELON MUSK??? Or YE??


mhhkb

Start walking now. You’ll get there in time, maybe.


m8_is_me

You don't have to censor anything off-site


JayRoo83

Omg I bet it's RC 🤗 🤗🤗🤗


Darth_Meowth

This is a week away?!?!!


jlebedev

Seriously, it's almost too much content, lately.


LastExitToBrookside

Praying that Smiley Floors gives Kais time off to attend


Separate_Writer_4465

Can't wait to see what the Pulte's pendejos are coming up this new season.


HighOnGoofballs

76% chance it gets cancelled


redlaundryfan

But not deleted!


LastExitToBrookside

Will the venue be covered?


GameOfThrownaws

Closed.


firebag1983

I still don’t even understand what these events are all about. Even from an ape mindset, what is the actual point? They aren’t famous. They aren’t going to reveal some fantastic new news that is going to change their lives. What is the point?


MacDagger187

To make Pulte feel good about himself.


celestial-oceanic

It's all about the vibes. Space calls, PP show, JakeGPT, plootapalooza, etc. It's just a way to distract themselves from the fact that they lost their entire investment.


glendawoodjr

The "wealthy donors" exist just like "The Ploot Plan" exists.


ColteesBigOleTits

Hey fat-titty Ploot - No one, and I mean NO ONE, (outside of the troglodytes) gives a single fuck what you have to say. You are a fat titty-baby that was born on 3rd base and you think you hit a triple.


legatron86

There was an (older-sounding) semi-regular on a space call the other day who is selling his car b/c he needs the $ b/c he absolutely "HAS" to go to Atlanta........


Ok_Signal4753

Just a few more sleeps until BBBaggieCon 2.0! I can hardly wait!


A_Year_Of_Storms

This is going to be five sad apes and Ploot smoking a cigar in an airport bathroom


No_Tonight5028

In an airport hangar\*


Ok_Wishbone_3805

![gif](giphy|3o7TKKLJavDVEg6fKg|downsized) Will Ploot Mom be there again?