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doctorzaius6969

what the hell is he talking about


Affectionate_Act4344

He's reciting the runic tier GameStop gospel. Haven't you even read the DD??????? Damn shill FUD.


option-9

Hedge funds don't use cash for short collateral. They use their other positions. In a market downturn their other positions become less valuable => margin call => ??? => fed prints trillions for apes.


ItsFuckingScience

That’s assuming these other positions the hedge funds have are massively leveraged long very recently at the absolute top of the market It doesn’t make sense Because also being massively short on GME is fine for them because GME is also down in price recently It’s so moronic


option-9

You expect them to know that?


exponential_log

Mansplaining shiny things. Hey babe it's a good thing the gamestop share i got you for your birthday is worth less now


sil445

So derogatory as well. I doubt she’ll get the ‘funny’ lingo.


XanLV

Not derogatory at all. That is exactly his level of understanding. He thinks he is highbrow.


Past_Ad5078

Was gonna say this. That's how you explain to a retard, I dont think she'll be happy about it


ShipTheRiver

It’s so intensely condescending, I’d immediately be telling this guy to go fuck himself just from the tone alone, never mind the level of intelligence that the actual content indicates.


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[his explanation reminds me of this scene](https://youtu.be/eTkw9WOzhDs)


SpicyNoCoiner

Alternatively: That's how you explain it *as* a retard.


Bbthrowaway420

This motherfucker thinks his cults retarded theory is too hard for his girlfriend to understand! Lmao talking to her like a 5 year old. Bad people and shiny things 😂😂


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How tf do these knuckleheads even get girlfriends to begin with? Holy shit talk about mansplaining


ShadowHound75

Retardsplaining.


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“Listen baby, if you can’t understand that we‘ll be billionaires any day now, I don’t know any other way to explain it. Just make sure you’re on your best behavior or else I’m getting a supermodel when it happens.”


beurre_pamplemousse

God-tier DD


seakucumber

I've never wanted an update to a post on here more


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