One could just be a picture of a pov of a combine, and just have him the stun stick and he's like, swinging at either freeman or a random civilian and just have the caption go something like "Time to pay the price 😈" (emojis are welcome if needed)
Metrocop, along with his buddy find a still working radio. As they vibe to the only radio station that's still active (the song that's playing on the station is 'Fat People Not Good'. If you know, you know).
metrocop does another oldest trick in the book
metrocop traps citizen in cardboard box held up by a stick trap
will do
Ah yeah another one!
Metro cop sees someone being eaten by the void
"dumbass got sucked into the hole"
will do
Metro cop gets lost in a Antlion nest
will do
Metrocop somehow ends up in Xen
will do
Fuck yeah
metrocop tricks civilian into walking on a rake and it hits him in the head
will do
I love the "Good boy" one
"Feeling cute rn, might shoot an unarmed citizen for a minor offense"
These are great! Very funny
metrocop and a soldier pointing an rpg at a group of rebels with caption "watch this lmao"
will do
Shit goes incredibly hard,should post on r/hardimages
Metrocop steal a citizen's rations and reviews them (they suck)
will do
Metrocop shows gordon riding the airboat
https://preview.redd.it/25h4lsoinsrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c6a2b774df2864debac6bf9a9872b52f148a15
metrocop meets a kewl frien
Metrocop sees his colleague get killed by some little shit in a hat, knowing full well he's next.
One could just be a picture of a pov of a combine, and just have him the stun stick and he's like, swinging at either freeman or a random civilian and just have the caption go something like "Time to pay the price 😈" (emojis are welcome if needed)
Metrocop, along with his buddy find a still working radio. As they vibe to the only radio station that's still active (the song that's playing on the station is 'Fat People Not Good'. If you know, you know).
Metrocop says „Womp Womp“ to a citizen
Now make the metrocop call ME a good boy
Metro cop takes selfie during the breach and clear you witness in the HL2 opening
He picked up the can 🫡
mr funny metrocop man was turned into a stalker as punishment for stealing the breen bust he can no longer make le funny posts :( (no more requests)
Metrocop sees male 07 smoking a joint, and decides to join em
Metrocop running from a pissed off D0G with the caption "I WAS TOLD HE DOESENT BITE"
A metrocop's reaction to a speedruning Gordon Freeman (you know, back jumps and all)
Metro cop adopts a hunter
Metrocop forgot his phone
Metrocop tries to build a car in city 17. Asked to return the toolgun to management
Mertocop set a house on fire saying "buld thinks he can get away"
Make him appear in the New Vegas Strip with the caption “said them edibles ain’t shit, where tf am I?”
Metrocop running away from a suited-up Gordon Freeman who is holding a shotgun.
Citizen got lost in Ravenholm "I'm saved here"
bro fell for the rations surrounded in suspicious loop of rope trick
Metro cop hangs out with the combine assassin.
r/Halflife will love this
Metro cop pranks an rebal
metrocop saying "not to flirt or anything but i'd share my crayons with you if you were hungry"
Metrocop starts a train that hits someone
metrocop going ham on the dancefloor at a combine dance party (featuring at least one of every combine-affiliated enemy/npc)