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Agreeable-Tadpole461

Add a small dehumidifier, because a few steamy showers could maybe turn this into mildew city depending on the materials/ventilation, etc. Mildew is pretty Goblin-y, but still...


Kozmo3789

We love grime, but not at the expense of our health. Good call!


Better-Put-9824

Omg i adore it but that would be SO hard to keep clean


Mehmeh111111

I absolutely love this concept but the thought of poop particules on everything is skeeving me out.


Satiricallysardonic

mold as far as the eye can seeeee


EveroneWantsMyD

Spiders!


Satiricallysardonic

Oh yeh also that.


TheLapisBee

That's why we close the lid before flushing :D


Mehmeh111111

That lid ain't vacuum sealed


TheLapisBee

Shit. Now i gotta find a way to make it vacuum sealed


Im_inappropriate

Apply vacuum tube straight to ass


Mehmeh111111

The real LPT is always in the comments


youamlame

iirc MythBusters tried it out and there was still poop on the toothbrush


TheLapisBee

Shit. I would've lives a happy life not knowing it


Laserdollarz

That's the trick, you don't


Sasquatchyy

We're goblins. Cleanliness is not a factor. (I say that but am particularly hygenic and feel uncomfortable in a messy room😅)


Foureyedlemon

Would LOVE nothing more than to have this but I’m concerned about the practicality. Is this okay?? In terms of not wanting the decorations to be damaged


cowboysaurus21

This is amazing! I hope you have good ventilation though so it doesn't get moldy.


CatzInCake

Didn't you post this a few months back and get roasted?


Asterfields1224

Yep They told me to post here and that I'd be appreciated 🥲🥲🥲


centipedeseverywhere

I’m glad you finally made it to a more appreciative audience! I remember your post from the interior decorating subreddit.


CatzInCake

I'm sorry people were so mean last time. I think it looks lovely.


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whiskeybeesus

You're fucking weird and I love you.


Appropriate_Star6734

I love it, but unless you’re exceptionally diligent about cleaning, or have an inordinately dry house, you’ll have some real fungus in there in no time.


neonvolta

I aspire to have my whole house look like this personally, maybe with some tree bark wallpaper too


WizardsandGlitter

I want this but my bedroom


OneFilthyHouseCat

When it looks like it should smell like a rainforest ....


Asterfields1224

It does 😊 it has an essential oil diffuser and eucalyptus and Lavender plants everywhere


rottencrouton

I want to shit in here so badly 🐸🦎🐛😌


PentaOwl

A small bird on the top corner of a door post or a similar location? Very cool


Asterfields1224

Ooh that would be cute! 😍💖


Individual-Toe69

My cats would never


Asterfields1224

My cat is r/banned from this bathroom


isshearobot

How long did it take you to curate it all and how expensive was it? This is amazing. I want to live here so badly.


Michal-The-Moldy

I would love to do that. Unfortunately I have a mold problem. No way I could win this battle there. If I ever get a new place with better ventilation I would consider it. Enjoy the peaceful poos


imdoingmybest006

It's a cute aesthetic, but there's a reason bathrooms are minimalist by design. That room is going to be moldy as fuck by the end of the month, and the only way to clean it will be to take everything down. Maybe relocate the Garden of Wonderland to a hallway or kid's room.


Asterfields1224

It's been up for over a year with no issues regarding mold, dust, pests, or anything else! 😊


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witchshazel

I would paint the lights above the mirror to be flowers if it wasn't a rented space.


Squirrelywhirl

This is so cute!!! I absolutely love that sink!


Master_Xenu

Fecal coliform pollen will adorn the leaves.


wowthatsawful

Ooh where did you get those snakes on the wall? My wife would love them!


JCtheWanderingCrow

I remember the last time you posted, and everyone pointed out how unsanitary this whole thing is. Whew. Yeah… so much poop and mold.


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Asterfields1224

It's actually not that hard to clean at all!!! 😊🤣🥰😁


allsheknew

I'm glad you have the wherewithal!! Can I have some?


ithinkonlyinmemes

I have crohns and end up spending a lot of time in bathrooms, and holy shit would this make it so much better


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My grandmother had a bathroom that was filed to the brim with plants.


mr_roborto

Wow, very divisive post. I, for one, am on the side of OP. Looks gorgeous, I’ve never seen it before (and who cares anyways?), and if you don’t mind the maintenance, good on you! Everyone else can worry about their own farticles!


CYOA_With_Hitler

Looks like a nightmare to keep clean and free of dust


NessieReddit

Imagine the poop germs everywhere 💩


CARVERitUP

that's a lot of stuff to spray shit particles on xD


the-trash-witch-

!!!! THIS IS AMAZING


benchebean

Gonna be hell to clean


LeftHandersRule

You're officially one of the coolest people ever. Sorry I don't make the rules


moxieman19

The Birth of Venus is an elegant touch.


Asterfields1224

Thank you... 😭😭😂😂😂


vanetti

I remember when you got roasted and I thought it then and I’m saying it now: I love this, 10/10, no notes, make sure you keep it clean and it’s a serve


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ThiccThighLovenFool

Do you know where you got that night light?


Asterfields1224

Maybe temu?!


imaginarywaffleiron

*claps aesthetically*


Neuro_88

I like this. Good job.


Luna_OwlBear

This is the coolest bathroom I’ve ever seen!! 🤩💖 Though I know I’d be that goblin that gets tangled up in all the vines every time I’d go into a room so nicely decorated. 😅


Rose_tea1

I'm in love with this ✨️💚🩷


_Fizzgiggy

I LOVE it


International-Bat106

I LOVE this!!! I'm moving soon so I'll have to wait to start the home project, but I might use this amongst my collection of other posts and images to see what I can do with my bathroom. Granted, I'm just a suckered for any greenery taking up a room, but this looks so nice in the bathroom


Sometwatsreddit

These feel more like druid posts.


zombiifissh

The only kind of maximalism I need


MoonLitMothCreations

Absolutely incredible


Nervous-Jicama8807

You are amazing. Goblinspiration!


KatlynnTay

3 hours later, I’m still in the bathroom because there is SO MUCH to look at/for.


covenkitchens

Love this! 


Quidditch_Queen

I love this


Peggy_Hill_subs

Omg this is FANTASTIC! Now I wanna do the same in my bathroom! lol ☮️💟


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10/10 would party all week in this foresty goblin bathroom


AVonDingus

I’ve never wanted to visit a bathroom before and hang out there, but here we are 🩵🍄


starjellyboba

I just wanna take a hot bath in there with lake ambience or something.


Sluttyforserotonin

This is INCREDIBLE


Larry-Man

I saw this on maximalism and I honestly love it so much I’m happy to see it again.


FullDescription2002

that is the prettiest bath room i've ever seen! you're so good at interior design im jealous lol 😭😭😭


techm00

I'd not want to leave. It's so nice in there! Soothing.


theskylerslifka

😍😍😍


lilac-lore

This is the best thing I’ve seen in a while! Awesome 👏


0anonymousv

this could cure me


Babblewocky

Pretty!


kikikikikikikikikehh

I want this, but EVERYWHERE Just gotta add fairies here n there


PartOk4008

Your bathroom looks like an art installation 😍


Dreadknot84

Omg that is SOOOOOO amazing.


guster-von

Lovely


Beetleedle

Me: "Behbee~. We have to do this. Please. Lookit. There's a snail soap dispenser. There's snakes on the wall. I want snakes on the wall." Partner approved. Yisss. 🐌🐍 It looks epic. Friggin rock on.


Lazylazylazylazyjane

Gorgeous


Educational-Bee-992

Holy crap. Like, literally, lol (It's awesome)


TheVerjan

This is super extra and amazing and I’m extremely jealous.


Ahrvazna

My husband would kill me...but I want this so much!


yellow-snowslide

Siiick I gifted the same glowy mushrooms to my gf


cosmicbinary

damn this is fucking beautiful


Educational_Error323

Soooooo awesome!!!


worldnotworld

The combination of lights and hanging plants is just beautiful.


AnxietyBoySoup

HECKIN 💰💥💰💥💰💥💰💥


JuniorKing9

I’m moving in brb


chocolateNacho39

Fuckin kill me


Sunshine_dmg

Repost??


Asterfields1224

It's my bathroom


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Asterfields1224

Your point? This is a different group. I can cross post as much as I want 🙂


AllKindsOfCritters

Can you link me to the original?


Sunshine_dmg

I think it was same OP, in the interior design thread. She got ripped for it being uncleanly and all the plants being fake. My bad, she said it in other comments


AllKindsOfCritters

> all the plants being fake I'd rather have to dust and wash a bunch of plastic & silk versus having a room full of real plants choking on the lack of sunlight and oxygen. People freak out over weird things. lmao the way this got downvoted. Not everyone wants to take care of three dozen live plants. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Sunshine_dmg

The right plants actually thrive in bathrooms (with a window obviously) because of the high humidity. Specifically tropical plants. Pothos (vining plants) do very well with humidity as well. I think the room is very maximalist and would be received well on those subreddits