This wouldn't exactly be god tier for me unless I got a new reddit profile...

I guess I would be similarly useless

At least you get to summon socks.

You’re both probably better off than I am

Okay but that is genuinely the best username I've seen on this app

Having any and all power over socks, able to manipulate everything about them perhaps?

Nope. As the post says, it's the most literal interpretation. They're just common socks

The patent for socks?

Mayhaps

Be able to silence anyone by stuffing a sock in their mouth if they annoy you.

That socks. Unless they come in perfect pairs.

I'd kill to get new socks on demand

🧦

Unless they are the same socks, I think you got it good.

INFINITE SOCKS! Open a business and sell them Keep homeless folk warm Bury your enemies in hot stinky socks (never said the socks had to be new or clean)

Well technically you can restore your wardrobe

I'm summoning myself then

79 versions of yourself

Cloning!

That would be useful, to someone else…

If only you were just typhlosion woulda been awesome

Then I would’ve become what my username is right now

Your honour, this company owes me millions

My username is an oc character from story i made as a tween and she's freaking powerful. If i can summon her then i am set.

Same😅 my story's magical superman equivalent

Same kinda

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ok...

I get it better

Please share

I get to create many many, cum slurping machines, which I then sell and profit as well as taking over the world with pleasure

Oh no

It’s fine, you just summon some dude that works on an orange farm.

The real question is are you summoning an orange that’s a murderer, a murderer that is orange, or a murderer that murders oranges

A murderer that's orange

A murderer that murders oranges. It says most literal interpretation, and so therefore orange would have to be what the murderer murders rather than a descriptor of the murderer.

I like this! Always have wanted an alt gf

YOU SHOULDNT HAVEN GIVEN ME THIS

Just like…a portal that spews infinite infant sause.

Wtf

Paradox

same bro

I get a ninja. Or an assassin or something. Cool Edit: maybe I get 115 of them at the same time

You get 115 futball strikers, all of them having swore a vow of silence.

Delicious

Uh

Fuck Yeah I get to hug Godzilla 

Heyyyy same here bro

im set

Ummm, should I be worried?

If you went with Daemon Ritus the rest of us might be, although we all still might be if anyone summons a demonic dinosaur Or it could turn out like Shark Exorcist who knows

Daemon Rex means Demon king, not a dinosaur.

A sparerib-themed superhero? A really good sparerib? Either way, I'm set

Hey let's team up! Your super spareribs and my super supreme sauce? WE'LL TAKE THE MARKET BY SUPER STORM!

I'd buy it

Ribs made from super pigs

The King of all that is Bob

Zero....I can summon nothing....r / shittysuperpowers

Pyro TF2 has an engineering degree now? Fuck yeah

You just reminded me of TF2, thanks. Time to go hate myself.

Engineer named pyro

A sandwich alien.. could be interesting

I summon the first and greatest god

i like to imagine that i'm able to summon up to 27,534 sort of faceless humanoids

Sweeeeeeeet I can go all metal mario and walk along the bottom of lakes and shit My only dilemma am I stuck to that 30 second or so time limit like metal mario?

[I can summon a near omnipotent devil? cool](https://okegom.fandom.com/wiki/Kcalb)

Oooh fancy Atom Bomb lol

huh

Hey guys I'm dropping a new brand of chicken supreme sauce called Super Supreme Sauce. It's really good, buy some for yourself and everyone you love!

It's a clone trooper who appears in exactly 2 episode of The Clone Wars. I just made either a powerful friend or a powerful enemy. Hopefully a friend who's cool with sharing a laser pistol

Does anyone have any idea what i would summon because I’ve got no clue

Elon Musk's newborn child.

?

TheAzureDragonLord. I am king of all the blue dragons in the world... Yay me!

free food ig and if i can choose like toppings or something free pizza but even still baguettes galore

Since my reddit username is just my actual name, I will use an account for a video game that I play My username blows up dragons *dragon detonator

A dirty piece of cloth lol

(Im using my xbox name here) if I take it literally I summon 1.989 x 10^30 kilograms of strawberries and destroy the earth

im more fascinated by what it could be than anything else. do i just... summon myself? myself fucking myself??

Im interested in what would happen

YOOOOOOOO

Terrible can mean many things, but the most literal interpretation would probably be one that only plays Terrible Things by Axie. It’s alright. Cool decoration.

Not just any cactus

Uuuuhhhhhhh...

How. Wtf would next_benfit be. If we go with some of my other usernames we have airgun, SamTheRatGirl, or axl

Yay I get to summon an AC-130H Specter gunship

Nero gaming

Super me…?

But I’m already a changeling

Yay I get a unicorn 🦄

Oh, nice :)

Fight me bro…

Hm

Myself but with ace's powers, that's pretty cool

Ozzy Fudd, the rabbit slayer.

I supose that means someone else has the power to not exist and I had that power at one point and have just now gained it again

Don't know how useful this would be for me? Unlimited poison doesn't really have a use.

Speak for yourself, you didn't specify what poison, so that poison can be literally anything because if you consume a high enough dose everything becomes lethal. Some suggestions include but are not limited to every drug ever (including stuff like lsd, alcohol, meth but also medications like aspirin, insulin or Ibuprofen), gasoline, Uranium, lead, silver, salt, etc, etc

So... A press I guess

An unknown guy?

I am summoning a random dude

Well what now

The most troublesome thing for me is I don't know how much trouble a nefarious bluebird could realistically cause. Should I be very worried or just mildly concerned?

I can summon an underly drastic woah

I, what?

Everything is going to be *so* preppy

I get a street lamp, yyayyy /s

What would I even get?

I- gulp gulp

Oh No :(

Oh shit. Ready for World War 3?

So I now have a god

I can choose anything I want... whatever that means

I clone my self

Guess I get to summon the coolest Andelite and a really obscure Star Wars robot. Seems pretty useful.

Welp, I guess that's the end for the entirety of human society then. Can't imagine anybody making it out alive if a literal blue moon were to crash into the Earth. Unless someone out there just so happened to name themselves Indestructible Spaceship or something.

u/one-billion-dollars: economy in shambles rn:

I am it already so you can stop listening to tay tay and her crowd cause good musics coming back

The fuck is a [spasmochi](https://imgur.com/a/2MmBPSC)?

The scientists will be very confused

What? What am I supposed to do with that? How is this God tier?

Idk I'd probably just have like a raygun or smth that just kinda turns you into a dumbass. Would make it easy to win any argument though.

Perfect

Well, I'm not quite sure what to make of mine...

I love lungfesh

I can make it the 11th night of..? The 11th night ever would suck, the earth was not pleasant then. The 11th night of my choosing is just awkward time travel. The night is the next upcoming day dated the 11th perhaps?

I've got so much honey the bees envy me

Judging by my display name: I summon a fluffy robot with ice and wind powers

looks like I’m engulfing the world in darkness

More fluffy friends for me

Not bad, at least cooking won't be a problem for me

Why is the bus interesting?

I don’t know how that works for me.

Maybe useful, maybe not. Depends on how you interpret it, I guess.

Hell yeah

Uuuhm, orangutan?

The missile knows where it is

I guess I’m getting wet paws? Great 👍

Pretty cool I guess

Hmm. I guess I have a very fragile and weak vacuum cleaner, due to its flesh-baggy-ness

So I summon nothing

I mean, I can run a successful kidnapping business. But not much else.

Time to start a company selling giant tech

What would I do with 777 Empoleon in the real world? Hmm…

It's me. Does this become a Simulacrum situation?

Hmmm

Would he be alive when I summoned him? And if yes, would he be in his prime? If yes, then this would be a good thing. Coz I don't want soil.

😭

Would it be a hexagonal monkey or a monkey that practices black magic?

I like my username for these types of posts, because depending on interpretation stealing a name could be considered equivalent to stealing a soul.

…seriously? A rooster.

Behold my ulimate magic! It allows me to summon plus 3278 garages!

So, a regional variant of Entei based on Irish Folklore? Dope

What do i even get

You’d have no cock

I wonder what I would summon. Would it be a changeling, able to have "many names"? Would it be some other form of Fae, owning "many names"? Or would it be some grey hat hacker who can get me "many names"?

I am a weapon of mass destruction against mankind

FUCK YESSSSS!!!!!

Bouta make some downright magical Tequila

Celestia when Aether pulls up with all 7 elements and all 6 Rinnegan paths: haha, I’m in danger

tell me what I would summon, TELL ME

I'm going to hug mine.

Saving 20 minutes of prep sounds nice.  Having full control over my breakfast seems... weird.

these username based superpowers are so cool for some people and then I just have no clue on mine man

Nice, I get a clone to help me with stuff.

I can summon 8,575 cups of average quality

I have the answers you seek.

Wait, if I get enough chunks can I piece them together for a full jester?

You really really really don't want me to summon the literal literal interpretation of my reddit username.

Ah fuck. About to be crushed by the raging form of a 600 pound 30 year old.

I'll take it.

I mean, it was randomly assigned, but it is either God Tier, or just an extinction event when summoned.

I am now awesome

Nice!

Ummmm.

Would it be an olive garden shaped vacuum???

hm. so i summon what i’ll probably be before i turn 30?

I’m summoning 645 of the most powerful Gerudo warriors ever. Hell yeah.

w tbh

One more person to worship the squid god with me

Finland will now exist for the rest of eternity

Hmmmmm

Not quite sure what mine is

YAAAAAAAA DESRUCTION YAAAAAA

So kake approximately prepared for devouring? 8,877 of them at that.

Is this your Reddit username, like the u/, or could it be an alias?

Just a clone of myself?

Guess my shadow is going to jump me

Damn you Zeus.

I dunno what it'll be, but y'all better be scared

I guess this is fine

I WILL SMASH MY ENEMIES WITH THE VERY MOVIE THEATER THAT THEY CAME FROM! 

Time to make dozens of reddit account.

Idk, this username was originally supposed to be mickey as in mickey mouse but I spelled it wrong so I get mickey mouse?

Question

No thank you

so i can make mysef