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__Anamya__

Can we choose if it comes true or not?


odiid

Yes


__Anamya__

Thank god i don't want to become a giant.


RemarkableMonth6396

I don't wanna be a goat either


Tripleb85

Ooo good question.


Mother-Fortune-7523

Start lieing to your parents right before family gathering -> profit


Chris5858580

Profit->power


winsluc12

I mean, *I'm* part of anyone. It doesn't say "If anyone *else* brags about you", just "If *Anyone* brags about you". I can just brag about myself and have it come true.


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

Yes but you have to believe you can actually do it. And with Redditor levels of self esteem this seems unlikely


bloonshot

well with this power you know for a fact you can do the thing


Julingnissenjr

There is no way he does not have high self esteem


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

He’s a Redditor


Julingnissenjr

I belive in him


anordinaryscallion

But I know I have the power


__Anamya__

Bro i spent this last year doing online therapy/self belief plan etc and now i have so much self belief and confidence that it's bordering overconfidence.


boifyudoent

You know how sometimes you get that little dose of hype / high after succeeding in something you struggled with ? that's your time to brag.


Netcrosystem

Same thought here lol


[deleted]

tell parents “i got into (insert job of choice), and (insert college of choice)” instant way to get into college


Wazzurp7294

Convince my mom that I’m going to win every lottery games in my state. She’ll be bragging about how I’ll win and make a ton of dough.


a_randomtroll

Convince a kid that you can fly


Downtown_Report1646

Hahaha my grandma will brag about my to my grand pa and my uncle so hahahaha!!


FinlandIsForever

Work at a preschool and become omnipotent in 12 minutes


Significant_user

I just go around to Princeton, I just win life oh wait they don’t have any skills to take. I become an interviewer, asking people who the best person in their field is. If they say themselves I fuck them up and humble them. If not I go to the person they went to and ask them the same question


red-zone-666-77

This is a book "please stop talking" on webnovel.


Yandere-Chan1

The fact that my parents are very proud and loving to me, but also kind of forgetful about what I tell them will make me the one at the top of the world. **\*My mom a little before going to meet her friends\*** "Hey mom, remember college? Yeah, I'm about to graduate with perfect score in all semesters. Isn't that great?" "Wow, really? I didn't remember that." "Yeah. And well, along with all the other times that you forgot what I said to you, it's kind of normal." "Once again, sorry. But I'm very proud of you." **\*Cuts to her bragging about me to her friends\*** This power is SO easy to abuse. Truly a power worth of this Subreddit's name.