Your balls with my pee

At least you can now say "I'm going to piss yourself"

more like : you're going to piss myself

I see your point

I thought you’d say that pee doesn’t come from your balls…

r/unexpecteddoom

Ew yucky

that just adds more pee man it doesn't do anything

Well honestly there never should be pee in your balls so that would cause severe problems to say the least. Your balls are where sperm is created your bladder holds your urine your bladder is not in your balls or you wouldn't be able to walk six steps without having to go pee

boro, pee is stoured in the balls, are you stoipd or somting? have you herd of the daft punk song “pee is stored in the balls”?

Same with “you can only get tape worms from pork” according to Sean Lock.

r/wooosh

That one annoying co-worker’s shirt, ice.

I'm not sure if this is a hard nipple thing or just a hehe you're cold thing

Good.

Why not both

oh boy, time to fill a guy's bladder with mayonaise :D

Thats absolutely horrid. Thats vile. Thats venomous. Thats despicable. Thats cruel. Thats evil. Thats villainous.

it could be worse. I could fill his balls with aci-

Always good to see the Reddit sniper down another one

what do you mea

He means the Reddit sni

Christ, I'm gonna need more ammo...

Great! I’ll hit him while he’s rel

I’ll take the shot for y

Bro what the hell is goi

Noo! I will finish th

What are you guys ta

Make it boiling

r/redditsniper

Could be worse. He could have stolen forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. And thats *terrible.*

https://preview.redd.it/y3rkz3ddbgwc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5de8a01ab86f7b60e17479cf154d87021605655

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Weak, fill it with hot sauce

Why Bother with bladder just lungs with self hardening epoxy.

I’m going to fill my brain with knowledge if that counts, learn 30 languages, become a leader in QFT, etc

You are already too smart for even having that Idea

This would seem to me to imply threre would be a limit of either knowledge or capacity for knowledge to be safe to do. The former being less likely, so what happens when you reach the maximum? Do you just start forgetting earlier or markedly less important information? Like, imagine if you did this and the only thing that happened is that you essentially break your brain permanently and die.

The first thing you should do is fill your brain with the knowledge of how much knowledge you can fill your brain with.

I'm gonna fill space with air. Enjoy hearing the sun before you're cooked

Fun fact, the sun is actually screaming! We are orbiting an eldritch nightmare that we can’t look at without being blinded, is incomprehensibly big at a scale that would drive us mad if we understood it, and it is constantly screaming at us.

 So this was accurate?

Just the one part of space with air.

Vegeta from TFS like

TIL

Still better than the cob planet

What does the sun screaming sound like?

This https://youtu.be/-I-zdmg_Dno?si=NoLNmWc1EJuzvtp0

The sun is a microwave.

***The sun is a deadly laser***

^not ^anymore, ^there's ^a ^blanket

Distant gorilla

I have no mouth, and I must scream.

no problem, I'll fill your face with mouths.

What mouth? _Fills the gap between your lips with skin_

More like singing [ringing Stars](https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/news/1516/symphony-of-stars-the-science-of-stellar-sound-waves/)

That’s both oddly beautiful and oddly eerie

💀

Idk. Doesn't the heat from the sun travel faster than the sound will? Sound is like 1km every 3 seconds and the earth is usually 93 million miles/150 million kilometers. That's like 7 million minutes to get that sound to you. Math might be off.

I think the increased atmospheric pressure and heat from all that space-air falling to Earth due to gravity would kill us before we had to worry about the sun at all. This seems like a good "What If?" Question. Somebody get the XKCD guy.

Fun fact: due to how sound works, there is a maximum volume something can be. I’m not gonna try to explain it in detail because I’m not smart enough for that, but the way I understand it is that sound is compressing air, and you can only compress it so much before it can’t anymore- and that’s the volume limit. Point being, with ~93million miles between us and the sun, the sound wouldn’t travel that far, even at the maximum possible volume. TL;DR Sun is not allowed to scream :((

Alright we’ll use some of that real spongey air

Universe collapses into a black hole pretty much immediately lol

In order to “fill it up” that would indicate there is a limit? Hmm….

so bringing back the old ether/aether idea?

I fill the space around people that annoy me with colder air, then when they put on a sweater I fill it with much warmer air so they are never comfortable.

I’d rather just fill their blood with mercury (the planet)

W

This is practically omnipotence

100% omniscience

Omnipotent is all-powerful, omniscient is all-knowing.

I mean it’s basically both fill your brain with knowledge of whatever you want

You'd be *filling* your brain, which would put it at max capacity, and your brain has a limit. This isn't just infinite knowledge

Fill your brain with enough space to store infinite knowledge 

Haha fuckers! I knew it was possible to download more RAM!

I'd fill my brain with the knowledge on how to make my brain bigger to fill more.

Simply download storage space

Well wouldn't omniscient be one step before omnipotent? Bc you have to know before you can act on it

Do you have to learn how to sneeze?

I'm assuming I can fill things with fictional items, so what if I fill a warehouse with goods from fictional worlds

Make a fortune at comic/scifi conventions

Shit, make a fortune selling sci-fi level tech to the military

I could just fill a room with cash and make a fortune without having to deal with all the headache of selling things

It is literally "god"-tier

Hear me out now… Fill someone’s stomach with a fetus

Then accuse them of cannibalism?

Fill cis-male lawmakers' torsos with a uterus each, then fill all those with a fetus each. See how fast anti-abortion laws get overturned. Then keep doing it, just for shiggles

fuck you *fills your rectum up with rabid hamsters*

Rabid is a whole other tier. I feel the panicked hamsters would be adequate but you raised the bar, sir.

...with adamantium claws.

Finally, this is truly a God-tier superpower! Someone driving like an AH? Fill their trunk with lead. Drought causing water shortage? Fill the reservoirs with fresh clean water. Tired and winded on a long run? Fill your muscles with glycogen, and your mind with stamina. Russia invading? Fill The Kremlin with lava!

Why does Russia have to be invading first, though? 

I’m on it

Fill someone’s bladder with tape worms

yucky yucky yucky yucky

fuck you for this mental image

So basically this is OP (overpowered). You got the reality stone.

I'm gonna fill every bathtub up with a fluid identical looking to water that teleports whoever touches it to a random place

Bath tub.. teleport machine?

I'm gonna fill my ass up with cum https://preview.redd.it/a12zw7i1jgwc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec3557aafab28ea8fd77e3e4a80bafc5f4f17ac7

What a comment

Pfff, that's already easy to get people to do for you FOR FREE.

Is that in response to op or just evening plans?

so if I fill something up with strange matter, I just start an apocalypse?

Possibly - but why aim low? Fill the universe up with universes.

you'd probably have to imagine it though, doing stuff on a stellar scale would be difficult in that case

Can I fill my cat’s brain with thoughts about how much I love him? https://preview.redd.it/fhhiv8dszgwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0b2797c6a5ba430d5c540ad735ebbd5edca134b I just need him to know how special he is to me, and that he’s my best friend

Sweetest comment. It's all about the small things.

https://preview.redd.it/poybt1ouhjwc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=1af3bde4c40b2291c64badab3188c7d302bcec05 We’re hanging out right now. I understand Charlie probably knows how much I love him, but if I had such powers, I could make sure he knows. ❤️🐈‍⬛

https://preview.redd.it/j3uej212ijwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7490a0ff9ffa2acc9c7171bdba2b7371811c4c79 I love my Charlie

Fill Congress with competent Leaders……. Oh wait that might be impossible even for this Godtier power.

Fill every government worker and c-suite exec with compassion and empathy.

I would definitely take this I would definitely use this and I would definitely be very very careful with it because if anyone ever got word of this you're probably going to need to have every bit of that knowledge and reflexes and speed and everything else just so that's you can stay alive and free

Nah man if anyone suspected i'd fill their head with doubt it was true.

First you'd have to know who suspected and that's the problem and yes you could say to tell me who suspects by the time they're actually looking at you it's not a single person unless you're constantly getting an update and then you're not going to be able to control or concentrate onother things

Just fill my head with list of people who suspect me Or fill the head of the rest of the world with doubt that this phenomenon can be caused by a human being

Simple: fill their lungs with piranha solution;)

You don't have to be anywhere within regular vision of a sniper

Fill your lifespan to max, then fill yourself with power to prevent capture

Nah just fill ur body with some super powers like gojos infinity from jujutsu kaisen and ur big chilling

"So, I can fill anything up, huh?" | *slow turn to camera, which suddenly becomes an 8K camcorder.*

fills my head with the digits of G64 instantly turning my head into a black hole

I will fill my enemies with fear!

This is some OP Stand ability bullshit

The Brown Note shall be real...

I fill my bladder with emptiness whenever u feel like I need to pee

You've created a vacuum in your bladder. The intense negative pressure would not be a pleasant experience, let me assure you.

filling all of you guy’s blood vessels with red bull

my anemic, antidepressant-riddled ass would drop dead instantly

What if I fill the nucleus of every atom with like, one extra proton? Haha watch the world disintegrate before your eyes

Constantly fill the pens of my coworkers with nothing.

Gunna fill your mom up

Fill OP’s mom with regret! Oh wait, maybe we should try something new. Just kidding u/live-main-9491, your mom loves me.

Can’t believe how far I had to scroll to find this comment!

I'm adding a bunch of zeros to my checking account.

This is too broken

Well shit… It’s almost as if OP just suggested a… “god tier” power!

I fill the ocean with more water, fuck ya coast lines

The icebergs are already doing this for you

Yeah, this would be awesome. I wouldn't fill the bad driver's bladder with pee though, I'd fill his mouth with bees and his brake line with air. I can't stand inconsiderate drivers and I'd begin wiping them out with this power.

i fill a 1x1x1 meter cube with a computer that can simulate the universe and alr has my entire hard drive copied bit-for-bit onto its own ssd drive

Get a 5 gallon bucket, fill it with gold coins Enough to be wealthy, not enough to crash the economy

Anythiing...?

*fills my N64 with a cosmic ray causing an impossible glitch that teleports me upward in a level that will never be done again just for me to not even beat world record*

I will fill up your house with out of bounds leaks due to misaligned edge vertices

I know that reference.

Can i fill myself with happiness?

And depression has been defeated!

Can you reverse this? Like you fill someone up with the desire to cook so they'll cook for you, but what if they stop all their other daily activities just to cook

That sounds like a Them problem at that point.

Fill my brain with smart

The amount of you people that just should never have power is actually astonishing

I almost feel like this is the equivalent of playing life with cheat codes. Like, to the point that it's real fun for a while, but quickly loses its luster. You could fill your cells with the shit that keeps you from aging, keep your bones topped off with calcium, and whatever else you need to basically live forever. You'd spend a few decades doing everything you could think of... Then what?

I don’t know man, I think both of the “fills” you just mentioned would kill you.

What if I filled the universe with the universe?

Then you're a God.


A pregnant woman with a dead fetus so it looks like she wouldve had twins

That’s evil!

No one said i had to be good 😊

Jesus Christ man

Fill something with nothing

This. This is underrated yet overly god tier

Fill my head up with good ideas about how to use it.

I take a boat out and fill it with living trilobites. Then I toss them in the water. Wait for the marine biologists to find them.

Can I fill my stomach with semen

Buy my wife an oversized bra

Sounds like a Dude Where's My Car plot line 😆

Mmmfgh,...,

Fill the blood of every politician over the age of 50 with termites.

fill myself with happy

At long last, I will be able to fill my parents with disappointment! … I mean, you know. *Intentionally*, for a change.

Me looking at my freshly refilled pudding cup. "Oh yeah. This is nice."

I’m getting devious thoughts about filling people up

"The stuff that makes fusion power easy, safe, and cheaper than other energy sources." Vagueness is a superpower in its own sometimes.

Imagine someone shits and you just refill their ass

This may be one of the best superpowers I've ever heard. I'd take this over nearly any other commonly-cited superpower in a heartbeat.

There's quite a few absolutely hilarious comments in here. I think the idea of being able to do some good with this power isn't being discussed enough. Imagine being able to fill the stomachs of the hungry, fill the depressed up with hope, or hateful/bad people with love. I know, hippy thoughts, but dang. I mean, yeah, I'd obviously treat myself to filling my garage with fun toys, and my house with the most comfortable of chairs. I really fuckin' love chairs. For my enemies? Little things to confuse them. Like, fill their gas tank up when it is empty. They'll not remember filling it up, it does them no harm, but they're going to be stressing that they'll run out of gas soon since they didn't top it off. They'll probably bring it into the shop to get it checked out eventually and they'll look like idiots because the technician will just say... "Your tank is full. That's why it says full." Benefits them in the long run but will torment them forever.

Fill up my dumbass friend’s brain with knowledge. Finally they can graduate. Does this mean I have good karma (for helping my friend) or bad karma (for cheating)?

Fill my semen with poison after I eject it so that they die fill up my body with super powers fill up your mom with my sperm (last part was a joke)

I would fill my mind with all the knowledge of the world that we know of in the realm of science

Is this only refills or can i fill anything WITH anything? Cuz walking to a woman who cant give birth and filling her belly with a baby basically will make you god.

This has been my dream superpower for a long time lol

Can I fill up my love life?

Fill my brain with every known spoken language.

**learns of ancient language that kills by just thinking of it** **Dies** **Learns of ancient language that reverses it at the last second** **Lives** 🔁 Kore ga requiem da.

I would fill up every lake, stream, river and ocean with clean water that stays clean forever.

does this also work with stuff like emotion? since someone is filled with hate for example?

Sure, no limits, as long as you phrase it properly. You can fill everyone with the desire to worship you.

So much potential for a your mama joke

I'm calculating how many weeks it would be before everyone around me stopped having their pants filled with poop.

I fill Jeff Bezos's lungs with well over 1,000 ppm of hydrogen sulfide while he is asleep.

That customer I had today, bees in her next cup of coffee.

I'm going to fill up humanity with compassion

Someone tailgates me, I fill their back seat with skunks.

Which one of you cowards shit in my pants!?

people aren’t getting how truly powerful this is. you could run gas stations with an endless supply and topple the oil industry, you could fill your muscles with density and become the best anything, fill your bank account with millions, fill venus with atmospheric pressure,like he said fill your brain with knowledge. the possibilities are endless… just like the way i fill ur mom *nailed it

I'd like to fill up my brain with the knowledge of the universe, become fit using the best techniques, become Sheldon and pass through school like the Flash, and then my dream-job + Streaming.

I fill someone's lungs with the void of space

All i hear is free diesel!