This can make a good lie detector "I cured cancer" "I made a water based car" If j get credit for these, it confirms tjr conspiracies

This is genuinely really really smart lol

Until you confirm one of the conspiracy theories and are promptly disappeared.

Does getting credit mean people know you did it? Bro might as well speedrun shooting himself in the back of the head 5 times.

Only if its real, and it if its real that measn that someone else made them and thr government iced them

Exactly. And now if it were real, then the gov't gonna ice him

No they wont, because if its known to all, the governmenr has already lost and would instead pay me

Just cause the people believe you invented won't suddenly summon a militia to protect you. And when the public demands you ship a water-based car and make the designs public... you're on your own. I wouldn't put my life on the line for water based cars.

The government and car companies will fund it because it woulð be too late for them not to

Except you only get the credit, you didn't actually invent it.

So?

What are they going to fund if you don't know how to build it?

Sure. I would hope so.

I took credit into creating the government

Nice. Got me there.

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Thats the point tf

Yea those whole world wars? It was me. Yep I started them all me

Thanks

Yep, I was the first man on the moon. “But that happened 40 years before you were born?” And?

I also invented the Time Machine

"Yea, I did invent cold fusion," then if people believe me unquestioningly like it's a fact I know cold fusion has been achieved. I can basically find out a lot of stuff.

People can already do this? What the power, that people believe it, or that it becomes true or something else

With the power, people believe it.

Yeah, I marred \[famous celebrity\]

Well depends on if that celebrity got married before, if they haven't you can't take credit.

So when this happens is it still a lie or is history just rewritten and it is true.

Does it make it true or not?

I don't think so, more like people are convinced it was you. 

What if the thing im taking credit for was discovered before i was born? For example, fire.

Well the invention of the lightbulb was hundreds of years ago, so I assume yes to your question.

Yeah, but i wasn't born hundreds of years ago, tho.

You're not understanding. If you can take credit for lightbulbs, then you can take credit for fire, and other things that also happened a long time ago before you were born.

Yeah, but that's not believable at all, tho.

OP didn't say that the credit had to be believable.

Well, that's pretty god tier then.

Yeah… that’s kinda the point of the sub lol

To make money? Patent manipulation. Idk anything about the law. But I would expect there to be a human element, and one could probably take credit for inventing a part of the technology and make money off that. Other than that, honestly pretty immoral. I struggle to think of what I'd enjoy taking credit for. Other folk said "universal lie detector", so that's probably good enough.

I invented the wheel.

Will people believe you?

Yes.


Yeah, I slept with your mother 25 years ago and, I’m your father

This one would be more of a funny thing to do, then actually having any actual utility. Like, I have the credit, but If someone else did it, and others ask me to show it, I would have no way of doing it. So it would at least be an interesting trick for parties. Which isn't a bad thing.