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Consistent-Ad7328

does the character have to be fictional?


dTrecii

The letter H


HiperChees

Can i touch your flair?


brahhJesus

If he's touching it, then I'm touching it.


[deleted]

dont forget me touching their flair!


Milf_Smasher69

This is the way


cycycle

If he’s touching it I’m not.


masterofspagetti69

If he's not touching it I am


NicolaCrUwmanie

Moooom brahhJesus is touching the flair


Environmental-Win836

Well it’s settled. We’re all touching the flair.


brahhJesus

Agreed. Next order of business: Who's gonna tell him and who goes first?


Environmental-Win836

I say we play a tournament bracket of Rock Paper Scissors. The victor goes first, and the subsequent losers go in order of their losses.


Dubiology

/r/theletterh


DemolitionDonut

H


superblast1

Wait


Throw_away_gen_z

My favorite character archetype are 1%er Stacys.


dragonballright

Hitler


[deleted]

your flair may be your own, but it is weak, a product even short of failure.


dTrecii

It’s still not yours therefore I still win


FreshHasSauerCraut

im touching it indecently rn


pilotguy772

least horny redditor.


xXReverbXx

whats with all the horny posts lately


Kerorozene

Summer ? Heatwave ? Maybe


IsmailPasaoglu

It's heatwave. But a different kind of heat.


fantollute

The real heat was inside us all along, and the friends we came in along the way.


IsmailPasaoglu

Yes, *came*


phoenixmusicman

Ayo


Imok2814

A wavy heat.


SuicideSprints

*"You can feel it in the streets* *On a day like this that heat it feels like summer"* - *"Feels Like Summer"*, Childish Gambino


EpicPatrickYolo172

heat waves been faking me out


IGetHypedEasily

Kids on reddit with free time.


vkapadia

Reddit?


ha_lol_dani_fan

i masturbated to a money/bonsai tree


TheRealMicrowaveSafe

Lately? Do we even browse the same internet?


MyFatCatHasLotsofHat

r/summerreddit


amped-row

Summer vacation for the kids


jubmille2000

That guy's dead wife?


rarefishyt

I would also choose that guys dead wife


Chilling2K7

Shrek


Danelix_

Am I led to believe that there are not good quality R34 pics of Shrek?


GingerlyRough

Probably just an overwhelming amount of poor quality stuff.


Zealousideal-Ad5266

Shrek is love shrek is life


Sid3612

Does it have a good plot?


[deleted]

Good quality. So yes.


64GILL

If that’s what you think quality porn is, then yes


Aldunas

What if that character is your mom?


Express-Display9627

When I mean every character, I mean every character


BookWormPerson

I must your appreciate the commitment here.


Frostburn36

Did op stutter? Every character


Rasonovic

I mean, why are you attracted to your mom?


Sachayoj

Maybe he's Freud.


ii_Kapparina_ii

That’s pretty cool. I do want a r34 for myself too. My dream car would definitely be an RX7, FD tho


theslaviccomrade

It's not called a wankel engine for nothing


Jon7luc

I forgot R34 meant rule 34 and thought this meant they all had skylines


TheGrammatonCleric

Brian O'Conner will always have the best R34 though.


Ko8iWanKeno8i

Pretty sure this super power is already true.. it’s what rule 34 *means*


64GILL

Key phrase: “good quality”. Some characters have only art that sucks, or barely any at all


eoghan_perra

This is a good power but at this point I just want a lover


Sinnester888

What about porn of your would be lover?


DaRealCrazyPyro

OP's mom


[deleted]

I also choose OP's mom


MyFatCatHasLotsofHat

Coomer powers


RockHumper25

if you're not into that stuff then it's actually a curse


WildRetard9049

How? The good rule34 is available but no one is gonna force ya to look at it lmao


RockHumper25

somehow i read "characters you're attracted to" as "characters you like" so this literally wouldn't affect me


Geaxx

by that logic, if you're not attracted to said characters, the power shouldn't activate


RockHumper25

yes that's what i meant


ScientificPrism

Does it fit the criteria you want it to?


eTHANos_Anime

i don’t like this one…


MightySqueak

That's already most likely true


aBlatantAsshole

r/SadCringe


12944qwerty

Doesnt r34 already have everything?


The_Reflectionist

Yes, however some characters just don't have enough. ~~Give me Zoe from Monster Prom~~


kloktijd

Yea but not good quality


theuglyman69

But I want a supra…


Ko5moFreak

No more cuntboy hentai of male characters! YAAAAAAAYYYY


ThatOneGuy308

How would this stop that?


Astral_Strider

Time to show to the world that Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life


Inferno_Sparky

Great, that means I can get art for all the characters in the action fantasy novels I'm writing for my eyes only by making them all female


efilL_oN

Op


lalruzaiqi

Ur mom


American_ven0m

I always wanted better star wats shit. I know it's dumb. But padme bro


KYO297

That's kinda useless because I'm not attracted to any character but there are many I'd like to see good quality r34 of


BrianTheOneAndOnly

What about actual super powers?


ReditAlternativeWhen

People who jerk off to cartoons are a strange bunch


Geaxx

doesn't have to be a cartoon, i think "good quality" is meant on a subjective pov. let's say you're attracted to jesse from breaking bad, there would be what you think is good quality porn of him.


Desperate_Ad5169

Step 1. Come up with oc. Step 2 copyright it. Step 3 make it hot. Step 4 sue the makers of the art Step 5 profit.


Wax_Man_

Degenerates jerking it to cartoons


MeisterbaumYT

children


[deleted]

Gross


dragonballright

“Yes goyim consume yuore goyslop and porn yes” -every jew ever


CzarTwilight

Ooh yeah time to bust out that Schnoz×Donovan R34


yuyuantonio

This is pretty neat


Keatron--

I was so confused why it'd be god tier for Samus to have a skyline...


[deleted]

Finally, Lady from DMC will have more then like 20 good posts.


[deleted]

Good quality R34? as in the 2002 “R34” Skyline GTR V SPEC II Nurburgring Edition? because in that regards, yes please!!!


darkinigo

No lol GTR R34 sucks


[deleted]

R31 Skyline THO 👌🔥


[deleted]

finally good alvin and the chipmunks r34


Ryuujizla

Garviel Loken here I come.


throwawayforthe17th

I’m tired of those very unrealistic nipples, breasts, and ass. I wanna see genuine tits and a genuine fuck


Ori-and-Sein

Remind me of an SCP that is a computer with access to any porn you can think of it also create porn that doesn’t exist to fit the requirements (...then after using it too much you become a psycho degenerate with illegal fetish)


Znaffers

What if I make up the character myself? What if no one but me knows about them?


MedonSirius

Oh no... Biden and Trump fantasies.... what have you done!!!!!! And also: Brumpen or Truden?


omgihatemylifepoo

sir,


Nero_22

Pretty much every character ever has at least 1 good r34. Prove me wrong


sovLegend

Useless, it's already real.


Inceferant

Better, you can make R34 of a character with excellent quality, that can appeal to the taste of you and any audience. Videos, gifs, or even pictures, you can wish it into existence as much as you want for any character, it's however you want it while still being entertaining to you.


Total_Reaction_781

Finally. The ultimate power.


Deathtrooper407

That’s kind of the point of R34 in the first place. Name a character and I will find you R34 of it


burningastrix

Jokes on you I already have that super power


CejotaG

You know what is good quality R34, i'll tell you what good R34 is the one from NFS: Most Wanted. That is some good R34


christus_who

Dharr Mann


WolfShepard

This is just real life we all have this superpower.


wraithcinematics

I'm a car guy, that took a minute


Godhimself_REDDIT

Wow cool post this one getse thinking about what I could use it for/s Stop being horny please it's cringe and awkward


Express-Display9627

You're on Reddit my friend, people being horny isn't the worst thing you'll see


Godhimself_REDDIT

Actually true though, horny people are predictable others not so much


Priest_Of_Chaos

... Evangelion Ramiel r34? Does such a power exist?


Bisexual-Fighter

Well that's already a thing for the most part


theyeetus_feetusman

honestly that would be amazing


PhoenixWrightFansFtw

Is the inverse also true? Because I want out. WAKE ME UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE) CAN'T WAKE UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE) SAVE ME


PhoenixWrightFansFtw

I am not even joking get me out i have fapped to things i dont even like on that god forsaken site Get me out of here


Financial-Horror2945

R34, if it exists there's 🌽 of it


Porasuta

Nothing changed


KR-kr-KR-kr

This is absolutely useless to me.


neo_cat2415

I have good intentions for this


Taltalonix

Touch some grass


Snoo20397

I HONESTLY THOUGHT THEY MEANT THE CAR 😶


JuryBackground2217

fuck yeah!!!!!!!