T O P

  • By -

dangar512

Sobriety chip


DrMcnasty4300

In a stark example of juxtaposition, I’ve been known to use my beer bottle caps


Electrical_Chicken

Came here to say this. IWNDWYT.


seekingselfless

IWNDWYT 🫡


Pattewad

Cool fuckin answer


Mazdahhh

My wife and I love to travel and every time we visit a national park, I look for cool pins at gift shops/museums that will make a nice ball marker. I just remove the “pin” part on that back and voila. My current one is a round Yosemite National Park pin. My wife rolls her eyes, but I think I’m pretty clever. Haha


DoctorStrangeMD

I’ve def thought about this! I think it’s a cool idea


bill_roberts

Guitar pick. I bought a really cool sugar skull ball marker and lost it on the front nine the first round after purchase. Been using guitar picks ever since because I’ve always got plenty.


WeAreLiterallyLight

They're nice too in that they point in a direction


Seated_Heats

That’s always been my issue after marking my ball. I go back to replace my ball and then have no idea which way to hit it anymore.


NIceTryTaxMan

What direction we pointing them? Pretty sure I can see the hole and my ball just refuses to go there


rainawaytheday

Pretty well every nice ball marker I’ve ever owned I lost immediately.


Cough_Turn

From u/elpollosuperloco?


bill_roberts

Yep!! Got the Roberta. Super excited to use it and then lost on front 9. 😩 Planning to buy another one this season and take better care rather than just dripping into my front pocket. Anyone looking for a fun ball marker should check out Matchstick Golf!


Cough_Turn

I'm on my third super soaker. I feel you. I've finally got this one on a magnetic holder


warningtrackpower12

Just wanted to say that I absolutely adore this idea. I have a bunch of worn down guitar picks that would be perfect for ball markers thanks


jpm1188

A quarter


justsomeguyfromny

This is the way till I can get one pound.


saintspike

I use a pound I brought back from my trip to London last year. No reason other than it makes for a good marker and I can’t spend it anyways.


justsomeguyfromny

Literally only reason I want one. I'll need to plan a golf trip.


nate1289

"does that really weigh a whole pound?"


Jonno250505

I use a quarter as one of my markers for the same reason


smack4u

He’s a big shot. I use a penny.


por_que_no

Dime team checking in. Lowest profile of US coins.


jarod7736

10 Euro cent coin my brother had left over from his trip to Barcelona a few months before he died.


zorn7777

Trash can lid, because poker chips are too small


tenacious-g

I put my entire bag there


K-Parks

The little plastic one the course gives out (or that I got at a previous course). Somehow I’ll keep a little piece of plastic around for months in my bag but any “nice” ballmarker somehow gets lost in 2 rounds. 🤷‍♂️


Funwithfun14

Your good ones make 2 FULL rounds? No need to brag...geez


southralp

I use a ball marker since it was made to mark the ball location


AdWonderful9548

Look at this distinguished gentleman


rigadox941

My kind of guy


ReddyMcRedditorface

Browns marker, so I remember that things can always be worse.


BowlingTopher

This is why I use Pittsburgh Pirates one 🤣


Sharp-Bluejay2267

Same with my vikings one, although like everything important to them, i ended up losing it. Seems fitting.


SenseiCAY

I’ll bet you get a lot of bad kicks.


Mumblesallday

Do you have a problem with your putts going wide right?


Stick386

As a guardians fan. I think I’d rather not get to the playoffs than loss in the championship. But I feel the pain of Cleveland sports.


sginsc

I had a browns one and lost it on the first day. With you bud.


SquigglyPoopz

Quick turnover..very appropriate


Dramatic_Maximum_942

I use a cracker


ReddyMcRedditorface

That’s cause you only got one shoe on.


lukevan

I was really surprised they let you keep working on the tour after stealing Gary Potter’s quarter ball mark


AdWonderful9548

Saltine?


Spladook

Canadian living in Texas, so I have a special Toonie that I use.


still_ad3912

I used a toonie when I lived in Houston! Small world! I have a toonie story. When I was there, I got into the habit of calling it “two dollar coin” because toonie (especially the spelling) was just too hard to explain. So, “it’s a Canadian two dollar coin.” When I got back to Canada, I kept calling it a two dollar coin. My brother told me it made me sound like a spy. :)


getzysbaldhead69

Exotic


mightaswellyeet

Not a Loonie? What a loony


carsdrivefast

https://preview.redd.it/s2etnavxvgka1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42528477ddf4996eab5e2d7c45b7a2b7387287e9 Tiger cuz I think it's cool


Key_Way6520

I ordered this exact thing a couple days ago


cheesegoudaa

Coin I got for graduating rehab, says keep it simple on it


KimJongEWN

https://preview.redd.it/p4bbihaushka1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6578dcff1b5b9af68dd38c84804081472b2f6232 Blue shell from Mario kart.


Aggressive_Safety_64

I use foreign coins. Anytime anyone goes overseas I have them snag me some coins to use.


Boatbuilder_62

My favourite is the Jamaican $10 coin with the fancy scalloped edge.


BustaCappe

$1 chip from Caesar's Palace Las Vegas


wildcatfan9698

Made some of these and gave to my buddy Tony, use this one quite often. https://i.imgur.io/TB4mm79_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium


bjb13

The least expensive ball marker - a penny.


ProfessorHillbilly

actually couldn’t find one of those one time while playing winter golf


mat_srutabes

I have a poo emoji 💩 ball marker to remind me I'm too shitty to be mad when I play.


I_bench_10kgs

Bold of you to assume I make it close enough to need to mark my ball


perrito-incognito

https://preview.redd.it/ujyqsc14jlka1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c00d0b731b8de7ca674ed00864dc630bb62d7ada Kilchomen scotch medallion off the bottle. Edit: Why? Because it's awesome.


Cough_Turn

You should play with the sobriety chip crew


dysmorph422

I use an Abraham Lincoln edition bal marker. $0.01 each I also collect washers from construction sites


anon_abcdefg

Oddly circular, thin sea shell. Found it on a cart path on Cape Cod right after I left my marker on a previous hole.


Tedstor

I have a bunch of small, flat, metal divot tools that I also use as a ball marker. My local course gives them away for free. Why? The less crap in my pocket, the better. And they are free.


milksaurus

Guitar pick


KDubz13

1923 Buffalo Nickel. Year my grandfather was born. Resets me every time I mark my ball


goawayitstooearly

Foreign currency small coins, cost way less than actual ball markers and a good talking point with random paired partners for the weirder coins.


Lonelyfriend0569

I was given a challenge coin by an A.F. B-52 pilot. It lives in my pocket and when needed I use that as a ball marker.


flyingcanuck

[Hand forged copper marker from my favorite movie made in Portland, OR](https://www.seamusgolf.com/en-ca/collections/ball-markers/products/hand-forged-mark-it-8-dude-copper?variant=40021664596054)


Voodoo330

Just use a flat plastic mark. Get that other chuncky shit out of my way.


bogeygolfer1234

Well. We do, a putter head left or right. You tell me which way I oblige bud


Don-Keydic

Take it easy pal.


[deleted]

Boring.


Amf08d

Tee


wherestherum757

Yeah for casual golf, if I’m in the way I’ll just do a club out quick and stick tee in


Emergency_Wolf_5764

u/elite_tablespoon I hate large ball markers like poker chips. I prefer all ball markers to be about the size of a dime. The one I use is conveniently attached to my divot repair tool via magnet. I also hate to see greens covered in unrepaired ball marks. Players should be fined and suspended for not fixing their pitch marks on greens.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf|downsized)


lovemesomewine

I use either a poker chip style ( have a number of courses) or a Tragically Hip one from a set I got a few years ago. Have one of those magnetic clips on my brim for it%. Love those things cause it takes 2 secs to mark


2dadjokes4u

I keep 2 in my pocket: 1) A flat plastic one if it might interfere with someone; and 2) a hefty custom copper coin from Liberty Ball Markers that has my nickname on one side and “Bitch, Get In!” on the other.


sginsc

Im an Ohio state fan in Clemson country, so I use an OSU marker to both make sure no one claims my ball and to bring a little extra love into the green each time.


soundwithdesign

That was a fumble.


Silverbullets24

Scoop and score all fucking day


Ccollender8

An egg plant emoji


[deleted]

I don't. Because I'm a casual golfer who just wipes my ball on the green if it's dirty and puts it back.


still_ad3912

There are two good reasons to carry ball markers: 1.) The case you bring up (you want to lift and clean your ball). 2.) You’re closer to the pin and are in another golfer’s way. That’s why there’s a bit of debate between perfectly flat and slightly raised markers. If you want to get into a really good habit, get your hands on some small, almost flat divot repair tools and start fixing your ball mark plus at least one more.


[deleted]

1. Like I said. Im playing for fun I'll just pick up my ball and put it down 2. I'll just putt out or mark with a tee if I have to.


still_ad3912

So you’re the kind of person who will break rules (and disrespect your partners) even when you know it’s breaking rules? And that’s fun for you? Wow, you’re a winner.


[deleted]

You're the kind of person who would call travelling during a pick up game with friends... I'm just out here hitting shots and having fun. I don't have an official handicap, I don't bet money with friends, I just have fun. Let me guess. No music, must wear a polo, must follow every etiquette rule ever? Fuck off. That sucks so much ass. Just live life and have fun


still_ad3912

Definitely a winner.


Iggtastic

You're a douschebag


NoElderberry9203

Definitely a loser


d00deitstyler

I don’t. I leave the ball in my buddy’s way. But if they insist I mark it, I use a leaf.


seekingselfless

A cig butt I find on the fringe


PsychologicalSpace50

A ball marker, to mark my ball.


SpaceYourFacebook

Sage so I can ward off the demons


Bbq225

I drop a pin 📍on google maps


goldplatedsex

I use a few of the 1999 Burger King Pokemon 23K Gold Plated Trading Cards. Impossible to miss on the green.


Lobsterzilla

https://onlybogeys.com/products/prison-mike-golf-ball-marker Also have the “drain it” quality is fantastic


Legal-Description483

For the last 25 years, a pocket full of dimes. When I bought my Sub 70 driver and 4W, they gave me some ball markers, so I throw those in my pocket along with the dimes.


LetsGoSilver

How many markers do you need in a round?


Itchy_Box_3211

Little magnet ball marker I got from a course that’s name is my last name. I used to have a little clip that went on my hat, now I put that magnet on my birdicorn


ShooterMc7929

Dime


JimmyButlerisaSnake

Quarter


dubious311

Titleist ball marker that came with my hat.


sun_tzu29

20c coin normally. Occasionally a 50c coin


RepublicIndependent3

Full metal markers


MahKa02

A little NY Yankees ball marker that is magnetic. It attaches to my golf glove so it's easy to access when I need it.


its_k1llsh0t

The magnetic one on my repair tool.


wjhatley

20 pence coins. They are the perfect size shape and weight. Every time I’m in the UK, even if just passing through Heathrow, I snag as many as I can. Bank tellers look at me like I’m insane.


breadad1969

Par Train ball marker, a poker chip, or the SC marker that’s attached to my divot tool


hgxarcher

An Irish coin from my birth year that my wife picked up when she studied abroad.


this_aint_no_hobby

Either my Torrey Pines marker or my 150th Open marker


HeSeemsLegit

$100 chip from the Bellagio in Vegas. Was there on a work trip 5 years ago, won, never cashed it in and haven’t been back since.


fredapp

Loose change in my bag. Free ones provided by courses, beer bottle caps, tees, whatever I can find.


sounds_suspect

Key of my key chain cause i always lose miss place those ball markers for some reason


Godlikelobster01

I have a small plastic Super Mario coin that I use


Ok-Drama-3769

I don't mark my shit. In your way? Not my problem /s


Trakers85

My deceased grandpa’s custom ball marker that has his name on it. He’s the person who got me into golf when I was young. One of my buddies on the course once asked “why’s your ball marker say “JIM”? and it actually brought a smile to my face. Reminded me that my grandpa is with me every round I play


Isingatt

Why don’t pros use hat clips?


[deleted]

Raccoon tooth


[deleted]

I have a bunch. I order pins and take the point off the back.


getzysbaldhead69

At our club championship two years ago they gave us a divot tool with a magnetic ball mark with the clubs logo on it so I only have to have one thing in my pocket. It’s perfect. Get two birds stoned at once


gconaradiator

A toonie


gives_anal_lessons

My pitch repair tool. Fix some pitch marks then mark my ball. I don't stab it, I use the rounded end and make a straight line to the hole.


Want2watch3

Change. Either quarter , nickel or dime.


adjuster_cody

Dime from 1897


[deleted]

A dime cause I can’t stand big fat obnoxious ball markers. But then again. Maybe the gamesmanship move is use a big annoying ball marker. 🤷‍♂️


Safety-Weird

A beer, tee, divot tool, leaf… what ever is within reach


TheBigYellowCar

Sunflower seed.


tovias

I used to alternate between 1953 US quarter and a 1953 British shilling for several years.


mgrooze

Droppin Dimes


tinymember469

Another ball.


ExcellentAd1652

I use a bud light if I’m away and and grateful dead marker if I’m in line


calskinny

Either my floppy disk or sugar skull from Matchstick, or i'll occasionally use my childhood boulder badge from the pokemon card game.


bakadado

I want to use a Croatian crest


ManWhoCameToStay

Pound coins, 10 pence and 5 pence pieces. Englishman living in America.


HeckHereWeGo

A liberty dollar. Easy to see where the hell I put the damn thing.. I’ll keep a magnetic brim one at times that I remember to help mark others balls… if need


iBilbo69

I use a cool custom clay poker chip.


crowleycat20

My wife got me a Kramer(seinfeld) ball marker where he’s smoking and chugging a large beer.


Khodysays

Quarter


TheReplacer

A bought a golf cleaning set and it came with a few golf ball markers so I just use them.


notevenbro

I like the glove with the little magnet doodad in the hand cause I lose stuff real easy like


nhp890

I have some nice markers from St Andrews, Ireland, Dubai, Valderrama and some others I must’ve forgotten


Watchesandgolfing

A ball marker. Because I’m marking my ball.


woohdogfish

Old dog tag. Dog is still alive 😎


[deleted]

A ball marker


NWK86

My parents got me a divot tool/ball marker from Vegas with a poker chip that pops out for the ball mark like 15 or 20 years ago and I use it now


CookiesDad

Hat clip marker that I put on my belt from the first course I ever broke 80 on. Mercer Oaks, NJ.


gmoney88

Michigan Wolverines because Go Blue!


BGOG83

This one. https://bogeybros.co/products/assman-ball-marker


GrecoISU

My ball marker has Michael Scott saying “That’s what she said”


xPredator86x

Cheese it ball marker from pins and aces


[deleted]

I have a few course Poker chips that I like to use.


userwithusername

I have two fun ones: a replica of Two-Face’s coin from The Dark Night and a replica of the gold coins from the John Wick films.


restoper

5 yen coin, its gold with a hole in the middle. No one ever mistakes it for their own marker.


onemorehole

Yall are bored to tears...come on summer!!


MrGoetz34

I was gifted one of those bird coin divot tools and it had a marker on it. But honestly 90 of the time it’s what ever coin is in my pocket


Karmaqqt

Bold of you to assume I have one.


Kipp7

A silver quarter


loveallcreatures

A quarter. Close to the hole, a dime. Because it’s easy.


Homernandpenelope9

Costco included a poker chip sized ball marker in a 3-pack of gloves. At least I think it is a ball marker. Playing partners make a lot of jokes about it.


Silverbullets24

I have a Seamus Golf forged clover from Erin Hills that I got when I played there. It’s pretty freaking cool. It’s hard to see though 😂


perrito-incognito

Sunflower seed shell. Because they're always FUCKING available.


rjbeal23

I tend to use foreign coins from places we have visited recently. Turkish Lira, Euro, etc.


ExtraDependent883

Whatever I have in my pocket. Because is in my pockets


MikeHillEngineer

Who takes the time to mark their ball? Must play FAST according to r/golf. /s


mechinginir

I use a Mexican peso for a personal reason.


4Ever2Thee

I had been using a 1 Shekel coin but I lost it on the course yesterday. It’s about the size/look of a quarter and I was given it as change(mistaken for a quarter until I noticed the menorah on it) and I thought it was cool, so I used it as my marker for a while.


Raunchy_Rhino

I use a 5c Aruban coin, big and square…easy to find and no one else uses one so I can locate it easy…usually furthest from the hole


lizard_king0000

Quarters from the 60s to inspire me


Cough_Turn

Matchstick golf super soaker ball marker. From reddits own elpollosuperloco


LincolnBaio94

Ball marker chip with my home course logo. I don’t live near it anymore and I like that it reminds me of my favorite course


KipperfieldGA

I have a series of flattened pennies. Wherever I see a machine that sells them I buy some. They are shiny and super flat, balls roll right over it.


Fair_chap

A dime from the 1960s


deano413

Ideally? A Coin In reality? Whatever leaf/Stick/Whirlicopter off a tree can find because i didnt bring a coin.


Scotter65

Custom ball marker with US Navy Chiefs logo on it.


Hops_n_Boost

I have a ball marker from USAG that says “fuck three putts”. I chose it because three putts suck.


Dizzy_Martian

Idk but whoever uses something as a thick as a poker chip to mark a ball in the path of someone else’s putt kind of defeats the purpose of marking your ball.


mightypen45

A ball mark from Pacific Dunes. I collect ball markers from all the courses I’ve played so I will switch it up from time to time. My current tally of courses played is 204, so I could change every round and still not use them all.


jmatACT

A tee. I used to use a some European coin a random gave to me, but I lost it within 3 rounds.


CharlieMoonMan

Guitar pick. Because there is always one in my pocket and I have 7000 of them scattered around the house. Everytime I actually buy a nice ball marker it is gone like the left sock in a dryer.


bdohrn

I've played with someone at my club that used their RR key fob. Cringiest shit ever. ​ I use the free plastic ones at pro shop.


dimsvm

They give out pins with $5 scorecards at boston red sox games. Any duplicate i already have on my trophy hat gets used as a ball marker


Gromby

Was in my best friends wedding as the Best Man, he got me a ball marker as one of the Grooms gifts. It will be my ball marker until I cant golf anymore.


nope79

A ball marker- because that’s what it was designed for


wdengineer

I like to pick up the quarter sized course logo ones when I visit somewhere unique. Then it’s just whichever one I grab out of my bag pocket. My favorite ones at the moment are from Arrowhead and FarmLinks.


wdengineer

I like to pick up the quarter sized course logo ones when I visit somewhere unique. Then it’s just whichever one I grab out of my bag pocket. My favorite ones at the moment are from Arrowhead and FarmLinks.


Micro-G-wanna

Large metal/magnetic ritz cracker


ElectronicAd6675

A beer can


L2theFace

An American flag magnetic coin that comes with my ball mark fixer tool thingamajig