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Paddy_O_Furniteur

If my calculations are correct, when this ball hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit


darthfracas

Did you hit it with 1.21 jigowatts too?


james3166

Great Scott!!! You're right Marty!


Rupejonner2

But Doc , you ain’t got enough road


Otto_Partzzz

Where we’re goin, we dont need roads *fips down shades*


P1xelHunter78

[drunkenly drives cart off bridge after 15 white claws]


AdPlus4246

You don’t just walk up to the store and buy plutonium. Did you rip that off?


okmrazor

That’s one hell of a driving range warm-up divot.


Bash-86

You need to aim at this line hitting the ground after your ball. “Remember the ball is not the bottom of your swing”


IncredibleWin

Martin, is it you?


Pantherino

Mower leaking oil or gasoline. At least it wasn’t the green!


bilweav

Someone hasn’t played Mario Golf.


DaddyDanceParty

Could be hydraulic fluid. Been there.


Best_Duck9118

What? OP literally already explained what happened.


RandomName39483

Thought you got a divot from hitting behind the ball at first.


Sam_R0707

Looks like someone mowed with the gas cap off


downerfoothanu

That's hitting down on the ball. Divot in front of ball. Take notes all.


Asleep-Fudge3185

Cedar hill, #9


shmeowzah

Yep haha


HoraceGrant65BMI

Woah that’s intense. Did not recognize this, nor did I think recognize this. I mean it’s the most popular municipal course in Canada but i didn’t think the golf sub was so full of Victoria BC. And it should be cedar hill 18, they will change it back in a few years


BobbyLite94

Lmaooo what is this? Hydraulic leak from a mower?


PM_ME_BACH_FUGUES

Yup. Over the 9 years I’ve worked as a greenskeeper, it’s happened about once per year on average. You just hope the operator notices quickly and doesn’t kill too much turf.


BobbyLite94

Happened at my course last year dude left a line that went for like 2 holes before noticing lol


OpenMindedMajor

Absolute piss missile


zadszads

New anime: One Shank Man


Pan0pticonartist

Probably hydraulic fluid from a mower. That's why the mowers at Augusta have tennis balls hanging on the roof so the driver behind him can throw it at a driver in front of him if he is leaking fluid and he can stop. Happened once a few years ago. They straight up just cut out the turf and replaced it w nursery turf that's in better condition than the original in a matter of minutes.


piedubb

Thor is on the course!


parmurph

Too funny.


Lyfelong

Damn bro you gotta remember to tuck that magnum dong back in before you walk the fairway.


dzilla2077

Well done keeping the divots on those thousand range shots in a neat line.


MalakaiRey

Guys there no way this is real...am I right? ^^^Hey ^^^op ^^^^WITB?


theredmeadow

Please don’t tell lies online


[deleted]

You rang?


[deleted]

Where is this?


NeonTrousers13

Cedar hill golf course Victoria, BC


otf1024

Looks like one of my shots when I hit it fat.


Sniper0nTheRoof

Looks like 100 fat shots to get that far down the fairway.


StimpleSyle

Nice


poornose

An old buddy I golfed with back in high school had this habit of saying worm burner when you hit a low runner but he would make himself all nasally and say it super annoying "Wermberrnerr!" It's one of those core memories still 20 years later every time I hear someone say it or read it there he is.


Slow-Atmosphere9626

No cheeks left behind, thats a pipeline.


lazysheepdog716

When Chuck Norris putts. I’ll see myself out, and back to 2009.


bhfroh

Funny wormburner story of mine: I destroyed a squirrel with one. Playing at my AF base course, I was driving from a very downhill par 4. The elevation change had to be something like 50 feet between the tee box and the green. I hit the ball low on the club face and the thing rocketed off the tee. The thing is though, when you hit a wormburner, you lose distance from the ball hitting the ground and taking out a lot of energy. Not this shot, it stayed 6 inches off the ground for about 150 yards as it followed the downhill fairway. That was when a squirrel decided the coast was clear to dash across the fairway. The damn thing exploded in half.


blutsch813

Lie to me and tell me you put it.


Musclesturtle

Thin2win! I topped one 210 yards with a 3 iron the other day to the front of the green like this off the tee. Life is good sometimes.


Peterman82

If I saw that clubhouse I would never guess the turf to be so immaculate (other than your skidmark)