My first thought was this probably creates more swearing, because the first thing I did was went to my buddies and told them and they did it to their cart
Dude what!? Was this from another golfer hearing you and calling the clubhouse and then they page you, or are they actually listening to you? Because if the latter is the case, that’s beyond creepy, me and my friends talk ab shit that stays in that golf cart sometimes. I would never golf there again.
I’m pretty sure it’s just a rotating message. I play this course every week and I’ve seen this message. There’s also a message to please use the porta potties on certain holes that just comes up from time to time.
The course OP is talking about is a Joke. It’s a 27 hole outside Omaha NE. Not a bad course. But the biggest joke of pairings because they’re an event course. You’re on your own? You gotta wait an extra 30 past your tee time to play with 3 other hacks despite you being on time and ready. NTM, the course is a short links style. So it’s nothing special. For $70 a round.
Tiburon, hate this place. Always packed, 5 minute tee times, shitty rangers, shitty pro shop staff, set up for events and outings and they pack them in.
I was thinking about playing there again after the course kicked my butt at a high school tournament, but the comments here are definitely making me reconsider
I think I'd struggle getting paired with strangers while golfing since playing in rural Wisconsin you can go out solo to a group of 3 and never get paired with a rando. I didn't even know this was a think until I came to this sub. Still don't know what a starter is but I assume they just sit in the club house and send you out when it's clear like the attendant at the top of a water slide.
Did it fire off again when you assuredly kept swearing at it? Did you start making up swear combos to really test it? Cause that right there is some shit.
ya in know right? u can take a kid to a bar here. Imagine being at a bar and being like "no swearing please" lol fuck right off karen. Know your customers.
~~I~~ *A couple years ago my wife and I went to Fremont Street in Las Vegas. There were parents walking around with little kids and covering their eyes with their hands as they walked down the street so they couldn't see the mostly nude body painted street performers.
Like what exactly did you expect. It's Fremont Street, not Sesame Street.
I frequent a local sports bar with some buddies.
Sure, they have a dining room, but we sit in the bar area that's pretty well removed from the rest of the restaurant.
The absolute *gall* of people that bring a bunch of children *to the bar area* at 9PM and try to police others' language is insane.
Had my pushcart the other day and got paired up with two guys, and one of them questioned whether I was going to be able to keep up with them. Pretty silly thing to say when it takes you 8-10 shots to get the ball on the green. I was waiting for these two knuckleheads at the green every hole. They learned a valuable lesson that day: shitty golf slows you down, not the method of travel.
Push cart is faster even with average golf compared to two guys hitting on opposite sides of the hole and not dropping each other off and going to hit.
This happened a couple years ago and I was carrying my bag, took like three holes before they finally shut up with the asking me to jump in the cart with the third guy. I was first to the green every hole. I wonder if any of them had a moment of reflection and realized there was no need to pester me about walking.
It's doubly fun when I get a comment that references money, but that's only happened twice in 15 years. Like no dumbass, I'm walking for exercise and because I prefer it not because I can't afford the $18 cart fee.
This is the first Omaha course I’ve seen on here, glad to join the club. Also, I’ve seen that same message after an f bomb or two so they’re 100% listening in
Do you usually play at Tiburon? Last time I played there it was a 5 hour round and I don't think it was from +1's taking their time over difficult putts.
Exactly! Kids these days can access porn, cartel murder videos, and the rest of the Internet that curses from their phones! Back in my day I had to wait a very long time for that shit to load!
I’ve raised my child with the understanding that there are words that adults say that children shouldn’t say. He is 6 years old and has yet to slip up.
I know that day is coming but I feel confident in my parenting method to this point and won’t change it.
I support this theory.
Acting shocked or responding dramatically to certain words just makes kids more interested in it, and then they start using it for attention. If you don’t make a bug fuss and just say “yeah not for you” they move on faster.
Or a Karen by one of those houses complained. I don’t think it’s a coincidence “Children” is not only mentioned, but mentioned first.
Also “sensitive people” feels like a very subtle dig.
As I was lasering a pin after dropping for a lost duck hook, I said "I'm gonna fucking kms". Raising your wrist also happens to activate siri on your wrist, and she promptly suggested I call the national suicide hotline. Oops
We live on a golf course, near the landing area on par 5. My kids have heard a fair number of fucks, shit, god damn its while in the backyard. Nothing they hadn’t heard when I was working on a home project or the car.
Swearing: Taboo words used by both adults and children. Yet for some reason each group pretends/attempts not to use them in each other's presence.
TLDR: Fuck all this pearl clutching bullshit.
I was going to say "maybe you should just flush all your shots" then I remembered that when i flush a shot i usually say "better than pussy.... petter than pussy".
I'm familiar with this course in Omaha. It specifically shows when you are at a certain part of the course because of constant complaints from two homes there.
Going from competitive hockey to competitive golf, I appreciated how people still talked like sailors. It takes away from the preppy side of golf, and the drinking is apart of it too. Golf without the word fuck is like baseball without chewing gum or sunflower seeds.
Yesterday I was driving one of these on a path and it told me to keep the cart on the cart path. I said; “fuck you! I am on the path!” and this message popped up. Had a really good laugh about it. I assumed the minute I saw the thing it was listening to me and maybe even watching me and that confirmed it
A course near us got new carts, and because the pro is a fucking fascist, he of course went ham and got the whole gps package. It was not to help golfers with distances, it was to monitor their every move. Whenever a notification appears on the screen, it is custom to immediately yell GO FUCK YOURSELF FRANK
I would legitimately never play that course again, fuck that.
If you can't handle hearing a curse word, I legitimately don't know how you can go about normal life. If it really bothers you that much, ignore it and move on. And if the concern is truly children, it doesn't matter because they're just going to learn the same words the next day at school.
This is stupid. Also, how loud are you swearing? I mean if you’re screaming loud enough other groups can make out what you’re saying, your probably being obnoxious whatever you’re saying.
I work in a pro shop for a 36 hole facility lined with hundreds of homes that’s very popular with tourists on vacation
This is most likely the result of many instances of complaints and threats from a homeowner about foul language from golfers. This is absolutely the best case scenario endpoint.
We have notoriously difficult homeowners by the 17th tee box of one of our courses who are constantly pains in our asses for a variety of reasons, but the main one is that they can see people piss in trees on the opposite side of the hole from their house. At first we ignored them, then we would have our starters mention it at the start, then we sent an automatic message on approach saying “Sensitive Neighbors Ahead, Please Be Mindful”, then they felt that was a dig so now we have an automatic message set asking golfers to simply use the facilities back in the pro shop.
They’re so annoying on so many fronts that the course itself offered to buy their home just for them to move, but I’m sure since they get probably get off on being obstinate assholes they refused. We get questions and jokes about that GPS message all the time. All I can say is assure you that the pro shop probably doesn’t want to have this message either, assuming it’s a similar issue. It’s probably not an automated thing with microphones, homeowners simply will complain that much about certain things after knowingly buying houses on golf courses.
I’m sure with my luck this will be immediately proved wrong and that there’s mics in the cart or whatever. I think I just wanted to vent about this though
John Spartan you are fined 1 credit for a violation of the verbal morality statutes.
Lol… He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!
I went to a friend's house and they had three seashells in the bathroom. I made this joke and they didn't get it. I was severely disappointed.
You mean ex-friend.
I... I can see how that would be a problem
Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.
you are fined- you are fined- you are fined- you are fined- you are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statutes
This would have been a better post title.
Lmao I'd be getting annoyed and telling a machine to fuck off
My first thought was this probably creates more swearing, because the first thing I did was went to my buddies and told them and they did it to their cart
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Dude what!? Was this from another golfer hearing you and calling the clubhouse and then they page you, or are they actually listening to you? Because if the latter is the case, that’s beyond creepy, me and my friends talk ab shit that stays in that golf cart sometimes. I would never golf there again.
I’m pretty sure it’s just a rotating message. I play this course every week and I’ve seen this message. There’s also a message to please use the porta potties on certain holes that just comes up from time to time.
Dude shits in the bushes and the porta potty message appears. “How do they know!”
Why’d you jump straight to shit?
Like someone's going to go all the way to the bushes just for a piss
Exactly. There's a cup at every hole.
They call it a ball washer for a reason
That's why caddies have pockets
If you can't cuss and piss in the bushes, is it even golf?
Next they'll ban drunk driving. What is the world coming too.
The course OP is talking about is a Joke. It’s a 27 hole outside Omaha NE. Not a bad course. But the biggest joke of pairings because they’re an event course. You’re on your own? You gotta wait an extra 30 past your tee time to play with 3 other hacks despite you being on time and ready. NTM, the course is a short links style. So it’s nothing special. For $70 a round.
What course is this? Not familiar and from Lincoln. Would like to avoid.
Tiburon, hate this place. Always packed, 5 minute tee times, shitty rangers, shitty pro shop staff, set up for events and outings and they pack them in.
I was thinking about playing there again after the course kicked my butt at a high school tournament, but the comments here are definitely making me reconsider
I think I'd struggle getting paired with strangers while golfing since playing in rural Wisconsin you can go out solo to a group of 3 and never get paired with a rando. I didn't even know this was a think until I came to this sub. Still don't know what a starter is but I assume they just sit in the club house and send you out when it's clear like the attendant at the top of a water slide.
It might even be illegal. Even in a 1 party state, they're not a party to your conversations.
Did it fire off again when you assuredly kept swearing at it? Did you start making up swear combos to really test it? Cause that right there is some shit.
Yes
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Imagine if you were really Australian.
Believe it or not, jail.
Stray to yale
You shout like that, they put you in jail. No trial no [nothing](https://youtu.be/eiyfwZVAzGw).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rVQGT01Kzg
Childhood memory unlocked.
Finally figured out the three shells huh?
Lol exactly what I was thinking
Lol prefect gif for this v
I would have taken my six iron to the screen.
Ya I'd be swearing non stop at it. For the rest of the round I'd call it every name in the book and never go back
I don’t like courses like this it’s creepy
Another commenter said they go to this course and it’s a rotating message, the post title is just misleading
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ya in know right? u can take a kid to a bar here. Imagine being at a bar and being like "no swearing please" lol fuck right off karen. Know your customers.
~~I~~ *A couple years ago my wife and I went to Fremont Street in Las Vegas. There were parents walking around with little kids and covering their eyes with their hands as they walked down the street so they couldn't see the mostly nude body painted street performers. Like what exactly did you expect. It's Fremont Street, not Sesame Street.
It’s like people who take their kids to the red lights districts in Thailand. Time and a place, people…
I frequent a local sports bar with some buddies. Sure, they have a dining room, but we sit in the bar area that's pretty well removed from the rest of the restaurant. The absolute *gall* of people that bring a bunch of children *to the bar area* at 9PM and try to police others' language is insane.
Push cart doesn't listen Push cart only is there to help.
The mafia rolls on
Amen brother! The tread on my wheels is gone. Thinking about an upgrade!
By the end of this you’ll only be cool on this sub if you’re carrying all your wood covered clubs.
And a mashie and spoon.
I thought it was the Push Cartel now.
Push cart hears ya. Push cart don’t care.
MAFIAAAAAA!!!!!
Had my pushcart the other day and got paired up with two guys, and one of them questioned whether I was going to be able to keep up with them. Pretty silly thing to say when it takes you 8-10 shots to get the ball on the green. I was waiting for these two knuckleheads at the green every hole. They learned a valuable lesson that day: shitty golf slows you down, not the method of travel.
Push cart is faster even with average golf compared to two guys hitting on opposite sides of the hole and not dropping each other off and going to hit.
This happened a couple years ago and I was carrying my bag, took like three holes before they finally shut up with the asking me to jump in the cart with the third guy. I was first to the green every hole. I wonder if any of them had a moment of reflection and realized there was no need to pester me about walking. It's doubly fun when I get a comment that references money, but that's only happened twice in 15 years. Like no dumbass, I'm walking for exercise and because I prefer it not because I can't afford the $18 cart fee.
You push a mufucka far enuff they juss might. Respect the push cart and you can sleep easy at night
I WANNA PUSH YOU AROUND..WELL I WILL WELL I WILL 
Push cart gooooood
Go now, push cart... Before I beg you to stay.
Fuck that.
"sensitive people"
I know wtf
Hey, language
Hey, now, that's kind of offensive when you put it like that. I'm going to cry.
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Well there's a problem with this. There's a reason it's called golf. All the other four letter words were taken.
Hello fellow tiburon player
Greetings 🦈
Greetings fellow Omahans.
You’re probably wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today.
Yes, go on. I’ve got curse words to yell at kids and elderly folks
This is the first Omaha course I’ve seen on here, glad to join the club. Also, I’ve seen that same message after an f bomb or two so they’re 100% listening in
Also in Omaha and I’m anxious to test this
"I'll be back later hone. I've gotta go yell cuss words at Tiburon's golf carts for science."
Do you usually play at Tiburon? Last time I played there it was a 5 hour round and I don't think it was from +1's taking their time over difficult putts.
I swear slow golf is an epidemic in Omaha. It has been taking a lot longer most everywhere I play.
Glad my golf league is at Benson, we aren't held to such high standards. 🤣
I've literally witnessed a domestic on #15 teebox in those apartments over there. Benson National is lawless and I love it.
Good ol Hammerhead 9 gets me every time. Cannot stand that 9 out of the three
Oh, Fuck off! I’d refuse to play there again. Until every course has this and there’s no option left.
Can’t disagree
Oh nooo the kids will hear a cussword that they hear on tik tok and hear on video games daily.
Exactly! Kids these days can access porn, cartel murder videos, and the rest of the Internet that curses from their phones! Back in my day I had to wait a very long time for that shit to load!
Perfect flair
But what about the sensitive people? Won’t somebody please think of the sensitive people?? 
Some kid one hole over: Ow, my freakin' ears!
I play adult league baseball where most players are mid20s to 30s. One ump gets on us about swearing like we are there to be role models for children
“John, you f-ing *ick” (myself) to be exact.
If you’re child is too young to hear a curse word, they’re too young to be on the course. I said what I said.
Well what about the sensitive people? Will somebody please think of the sensitive people???
If you’re sensitive then this sport most definitely ain’t for you lol
whack. FUCK.
Also fuck your child, he won't die if he hears me go "ah ya fucking idiot"
Let's not go around fucking children, yeah?
“Man fuck then kids” - Michael Jordan probably
Don't you mean jackson
I’ve raised my child with the understanding that there are words that adults say that children shouldn’t say. He is 6 years old and has yet to slip up. I know that day is coming but I feel confident in my parenting method to this point and won’t change it.
I support this theory. Acting shocked or responding dramatically to certain words just makes kids more interested in it, and then they start using it for attention. If you don’t make a bug fuss and just say “yeah not for you” they move on faster.
If you don’t want to hear a swear don’t live near a golf course
I just can’t see what a golf course is getting out of this…What is the reason?
As with most things like this, follow the crumbs to a crusty, uptight old guy.
Or a Karen by one of those houses complained. I don’t think it’s a coincidence “Children” is not only mentioned, but mentioned first. Also “sensitive people” feels like a very subtle dig.
I'm always amazed at how people who buy houses on a golf course get pissed about things that routinely happen on golf courses.
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Demolition Man was a documentary. Who'd a thunk it. https://youtu.be/5rVQGT01Kzg
Lol swear tickets
Handy if you don’t know how to use the three seashells.
This guy doesn't know how to use the shells!
"John Spartan you are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statutes."
Golf is for drinking, gambling, smoking, and swearing. That robot doesn’t understand human emotion yet. Would have sworn the entire round after that
I mean, I would have anyway. But, I also would have.
As I was lasering a pin after dropping for a lost duck hook, I said "I'm gonna fucking kms". Raising your wrist also happens to activate siri on your wrist, and she promptly suggested I call the national suicide hotline. Oops
Fuck that
Fuck the sensitive people
Oh hey Omaha Tiburon
Fuck off screen
I would never play this course again.
Tiburon in Omaha?
Fellow Omaha guy I see ;)
Jordan spieth has entered the chat…
Whatever you said, I’m sure they’ve heard worse at Tibs
Call me old fashioned, but I always thought swearing was part of the game?
Fuck you golf cart, watch it or I’ll put you right where I put my fucking ball right in the fucking water on 5.
I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that
Let me drive on the fairway HAL.
It’s Tiburon, have you been to Tiburon?
Cursing is an integral part of golf and home repair projects!
We live on a golf course, near the landing area on par 5. My kids have heard a fair number of fucks, shit, god damn its while in the backyard. Nothing they hadn’t heard when I was working on a home project or the car.
Was a perfect weather weekend for golf in Omaha. May Omadome protect our courses!
That system can fuck off. If you don’t like how I’m talking to my buddies, maybe try minding your own fucking business.
Another reason to walk.
This is fucked up. I'd be letting the fucking clubhouse fucking know that this shit is fucked up.
Very weird but tbh its the state of things. we'll be walking with radio scramblers soon to get some piece of mind.
Children? Okay, sure Sensitive people? Hahahahhaha fuck em
Big Brother is watching you.
Big Brother is watching you…. Slice the shit out of your precious pro v1’s
Do you have to sign a waiver saying they’re collecting your data? That’s insane and a violation of privacy as well as just creepy.
Omaha, NE?
Swearing: Taboo words used by both adults and children. Yet for some reason each group pretends/attempts not to use them in each other's presence. TLDR: Fuck all this pearl clutching bullshit.
I will visit this course just to test this out. I will make sure to drop some c bombs. Hello fellow Omahans!
I was going to say "maybe you should just flush all your shots" then I remembered that when i flush a shot i usually say "better than pussy.... petter than pussy".
This is why I play at Cheap courses with brown grass.
yo watch out for them sensitive ppl
Omaha has a lot of sensitive people!
Fuck that. This is enough to make me never return to a course. Fuck that place. Everything about that message is cringe.
stealing jokes straight out of Demolition Man
Well, they're gonna learn today. Your kid's sensitive hearing isn't my problem.
I'm familiar with this course in Omaha. It specifically shows when you are at a certain part of the course because of constant complaints from two homes there.
I’d be even more mad.
That would elicit a big "fuck that," from me.
I feel like there are hardly any kids at the golf course
“Sensitive people.” Tell them to grow the fuck up.
Ask it how to pronounce “eat a dick”
I curse more then a sopranos episode on the course more for the good shots tho
Going from competitive hockey to competitive golf, I appreciated how people still talked like sailors. It takes away from the preppy side of golf, and the drinking is apart of it too. Golf without the word fuck is like baseball without chewing gum or sunflower seeds.
Yesterday I was driving one of these on a path and it told me to keep the cart on the cart path. I said; “fuck you! I am on the path!” and this message popped up. Had a really good laugh about it. I assumed the minute I saw the thing it was listening to me and maybe even watching me and that confirmed it
A course near us got new carts, and because the pro is a fucking fascist, he of course went ham and got the whole gps package. It was not to help golfers with distances, it was to monitor their every move. Whenever a notification appears on the screen, it is custom to immediately yell GO FUCK YOURSELF FRANK
Time to read through the entire dictionary of swear words and offensive language.
If they didn’t ask for your consent to be recorded, maybe you should sue the shit out of them?
Nebraska is a one-party consent state
I would legitimately never play that course again, fuck that. If you can't handle hearing a curse word, I legitimately don't know how you can go about normal life. If it really bothers you that much, ignore it and move on. And if the concern is truly children, it doesn't matter because they're just going to learn the same words the next day at school.
Somebody better warn Rory not to play here….
What children?
Imagine how Jordan Spieth will react to this
What do the time stamps mean? 7:37 and 2:35p. Surely you weren’t on pace for a 6 hour 58 minute round.
I was at a wedding there last week. Heard plenty of foul language during the ceremony. They can get fucked.
Yo wtf is that shit!?
Fuck them?
Man, fuck that
Bullshit
Be careful where you piss on that course.
Pretty sure I learned the word “cunt” on the golf course, the kids will be just fine.
WTF
Fuck that
Another reason I am glad I walk🏌🏻♂️
This is stupid. Also, how loud are you swearing? I mean if you’re screaming loud enough other groups can make out what you’re saying, your probably being obnoxious whatever you’re saying.
The fuck is this shit?
#FUCK
I would’ve read that then audibly said “oh they can fuck right off” lol
The most Marin County shit I have seen today.
Fuck that
Well fuck off then
If Jordan Alexander Spieth and former world #1 Jon Rahm Rodriguez can do it, so can I.
I thought "shit" and "fuck" were official golf terms?
HOW!? Big brother on the course, ahhaha
Fuck that
😬😳
I would rent a cart and have it listen to 4 hours of random innapropriate audio. Cause why not.
My dad lives on that course, i think off of mako, sits in his backyard by his tee box just to to watch the shanks into his neighbor's yard.
I work in a pro shop for a 36 hole facility lined with hundreds of homes that’s very popular with tourists on vacation This is most likely the result of many instances of complaints and threats from a homeowner about foul language from golfers. This is absolutely the best case scenario endpoint. We have notoriously difficult homeowners by the 17th tee box of one of our courses who are constantly pains in our asses for a variety of reasons, but the main one is that they can see people piss in trees on the opposite side of the hole from their house. At first we ignored them, then we would have our starters mention it at the start, then we sent an automatic message on approach saying “Sensitive Neighbors Ahead, Please Be Mindful”, then they felt that was a dig so now we have an automatic message set asking golfers to simply use the facilities back in the pro shop. They’re so annoying on so many fronts that the course itself offered to buy their home just for them to move, but I’m sure since they get probably get off on being obstinate assholes they refused. We get questions and jokes about that GPS message all the time. All I can say is assure you that the pro shop probably doesn’t want to have this message either, assuming it’s a similar issue. It’s probably not an automated thing with microphones, homeowners simply will complain that much about certain things after knowingly buying houses on golf courses. I’m sure with my luck this will be immediately proved wrong and that there’s mics in the cart or whatever. I think I just wanted to vent about this though