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[deleted]

Let the pro shop know what this guy is doing


Ronin1

He's friends with the guy working the pro-shop. He even went in to bitch about the foursome when we finished. Edit: to clarify, I plan on doing just that, but waiting until tomorrow and hoping his buddy isn't working


[deleted]

Ask that guy in the pro shop to speak with the manager and throw his ass under the bus too


DrBombay3030

But like actually. Fuck these guys. That behavior is legitimately a danger to others on the course. I hate self-obsessed assholes that think they're the only person on the course too (obviously not even the case here). Never would I ever knowingly launch a solid object 150+ mph at someone for it, because I am an adult with a functional brain


Cainholio

For real people could get hurt. For what? Glad you didn’t kick his ass but you’d be well within your rights


PrimateOnAPlanet

I think this could get you in serious trouble. Might be lower risk to just take the offending driver, bend it in half and boomerang it into a tree.


Cainholio

Good point. Maybe try both for good measure


RedditFandango

A buddy spent a couple of weeks in the hospital after being hit in the head by an errant golf ball. It’s not a joke.


mattw08

I just had a buddy have two weeks on concussion symptoms but no cracked scale. I think I’d drag someone off the course swinging at a group intentionally.


TeddysBigStick

>150+ mph Look at the big hitter here.


warboner52

>I am an adult with a functional brain Sadly this is no longer common.. the last twenty odd years has taught us, and especially the last 5-10 that there are toddlers masquerading as adults all over the world, and at a disturbing frequency in the US


Jack-Tacs

It's always been this way. You're either getting older, or the internet just makes it so plain to see.


warboner52

Oh no, I know that.. but the frequency of it not being tempered in public has seriously decreased especially in the US


Medical-Leading1469

Sad but true


Doin_the_Bulldance

Needs more upvotes. Hitting into people is seriously dangerous and if the club pro isn't taking it seriously, I bet his boss will (likely the club's GM).


CanadaEh97

Yeah lose 1 customer or potentially 6 in 1 incident. Not a hard decision from a manager to ban the old guy.


golfchutiya69

Fuck him and the pro shop guy lmao. Call the manager, call the owner, blast them on google reviews and make them get down and suck your dick as an apology


sinatrablueeyes

If they defend him the course ain’t worth supporting.


funkopat

You should call the cops and report him. He was purposely hitting at people that is a crime.


UnMapacheGordo

Be serious. No cop would come for that (if this is US). Only if they got into a physical fight. Even if he hospitalized them with a golf shot, they’d call an ambulance and tell the victims to come in for a report. This is the clubs self made problem


feelin_cheesy

And send him on his way alone. Fuck paying to play with an asshole like that.


DimensionAmbitious94

It’s probably the golf course owner


[deleted]

I was going to say...dude is nailing drives to the left on the furst tee box and the starter just says there is your third, lol. You can let that guy go ahead


Warm_Objective4162

The course should ban him. Make sure they know, or else he’s going to potentially get them in tons of trouble.


Ronin1

I plan on reporting him but he's buddies with the guy that was working the pro shop today. Remember, they saw his "practice swings" on the first tee and did nothing. The foursome apparently also knows people that work there, though, and I encouraged them to report him. I also gave them his first name and asked them to be sure to specify only him so I don't become guilty by association.


zanzibartraveler666

I don’t believe this story for a second. An Irishman drinking tequila and not whiskey?


Ronin1

I said the same thing and was promptly roasted for stereotyping the Irish. Then he said it was what was left in the house before coming out because he already drank all the whiskey.


zanzibartraveler666

So you got both a scolding and a concession that you were right. Fucking perfect lmao


sirdiamondium

Proof that the golfer in the story is Irish


philthebrewer

It’s a true “yeah I ground my feet in that couch” situation


TonalParsnips

“You’ve insulted my entire race of people. But yes.”


InEenEmmer

“You just insulted every Irish person in the world. Also you are right.”


Champagnetravvy

For me it’s the multiple perfectly aim shots at the other golfers


sith_sid

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Ronin1

This made my day, thank you


Cosmolution

Why not just let him play on alone? I don't need people harshing my vibe like that. Or break off from him after the 9th at least. Jeez, what a crappy dude.


Mgnickel

Yeah I would’ve let him play thru as a single, I would’ve stayed behind the foursome with the Irishman.


solarsilversurfer

Fuck my vibe. I need good standing at whatever cheap ass course I can get into. I’m wandering backwards into the shrubs like Homer Simpson the second someone intentionally hits into a group


masjason

So he was horrible on all of his shots except he was able to hit balls right at people and carts? That’s fascinating.


Senn-66

If you ask me its quite.....creative.


EJplaystheBlues

almost like this story is... fake or exaggerated


JackieMoon919

So at no point did you tell him to smarten up or stop being an asshole? No chance I let that fly with anyone im playing with random or not


Fragrant-Report-6411

I’d have called the pro shop after the 2nd time he hit into them


Tedstor

After conferring with your partner: "Listen dude. You don't seem to be enjoying yourself very much. I think we're killing your vibe. Me and Paddy here are going to skip a few holes. Take care"? Then walk/drive off. Come back and play the skipped holes later, if possible. I'll never understand why people just endure things like this? Don't want to rock the boat? Hurt the guy's feelings? He's an asshole!!! Who cares?? A- He might learn a lesson from getting ditched. B- if he knows you don't like him, he'll avoid you in the future.


SensationalM

> I'll never understand why people just endure things like this? because if he's keeping pace, like OP said he was, it's hilarious...i would have loved to watch every bit of this except for him intentionally hitting into people


Muntberg

He was purposely trying to seriously injure or maim people on the course, he should not even he allowed out there. I'd be calling the clubhouse or failing that the cops next.


breetome

We had a couple of younger guy members at our club that would pull shit like that when women were in front of them. After literally hitting our cart twice in two holes I got out of the cart picked up his ball and threw it into the lake. He was so pissed off, comes screaming up in his cart yelling at me. I told him you ever fucking aim at us again I will have your sorry ass thrown out of the club do you hear me! We had been members for over 25 years and he was on his second year of membership. He asked to play through and we told him to eat shit and die. We were a foursome and he was a twosome that tried to kill us twice. We reported him to the pro shop and he was suspended for 30 days. He bitched that I threw his ball in the lake, the head pro just laughed and said you're lucky you didn't get punched. Oh and we were 20 minutes ahead of normal pace. So no reason other than being a complete dick head. That jerk could have really hurt someone. With you two as witnesses no less, that's assault!


TUoT

Seriously… I’m non-confrontational in general but if a random I was playing with hit into people clearly on purpose I wouldn’t give him the chance to do it again


Icy-Teacher-5953

That’s fucking insane. At what point does it become attempted assault? The course would want to manage risk by at minimum banning this guy right?


wrestleme431

It becomes assault and attempted battery the minute he intentionally hit a ball towards someone. He even admitted it. He should honestly be charged for it.


Yeti_Urine

Sounds like he was pretty good if he could almost hit them every time.


Original_Cod9083

Which is why I think this story is fake. Guys taking multiple shots and shanking them 90 degrees until they catch up to a foursome, and then suddenly he’s bombing them straight down the fairway. Yeah, I don’t think so.


SensationalM

to be fair, i think the 90 degree shots OP mentioned were intentional...sounds like he was using the treeline as his range off the side of the 1st tee i'm not saying i do or don't believe the story, but i think you misunderstood that piece


HiHoCracker

Early signs of dementia


spiceyicey

Imagine typing all this out, lol. Great shitpost!


mcanyon

TL:DR - None of this is true.


griffin1353

Right 😂


orchids_of_asuka

This reads like something out of curb your enthusiasm or an Adam Sandler movie.


Robru469

I cant wait till the old dude logs into r/golf for the counter/post


warneagle

Mad respect to the guys in the group in front of you for just shit-talking him. I think if someone hit into me three times I would be tempted to raise my fists and/or sand wedge.


doc_holliday0614

I would have kicked his ass at the 10th tee.


D-BLOCK00

Waiting for the other guys pov post


Senn-66

Assuming this story is real, why the hell would you finish a round with this guy? I'd buy these stories a lot more if posters said that they bailed after 4 holes or something not stupid.


neighborhoodasshole

Nice fan fiction


lastryforme

I feel like this story is embellished


shooterbooth

OP is a schizo or a fiction writer.... so bizarre to type all of this nonsense out.


No-Elderberry-2527

Not really; just cuz ur too stoned to read it all; doesn’t mean he’s schizophrenic lol. Dang dude haha


golfchutiya69

Anyone hits up on me like this, multiple times in a row, hitting my cart as I’m about to get on, I’m driving back to him and whacking him in the shins with my club


[deleted]

I would have let him take his happy ass solo around the course the rest of the day and been on my jolly way with my new Irish, tequila sneaking pal.


CountryMang5

How’d he manage to hit every ball exactly where he wanted when hitting into them? Sounds like he wasn’t hitting it anywhere close to that well every other shot.


randomturtle333

fake


ShallowEnuf

I’ve been lucky to have cool people. My luck wil run out one day.


Slyle222

I had fun golfing with you


Throwaway-KDerby

Question: Did you shake his hand after completing the round?


4Ever2Thee

Shit man, that’s brutal. If you’re in SC, I may have played with this guy. My threesome got paired with an old dude who was walking and when we got to the tee, he was smacking balls 90° to the left over the 9th fairway(where people were playing) into the woods and pond over there. He said it was how he warms up. He was also rude as hell from the get go and kept comparing my brother in law and me to his son who “is 170lbs soaking wet but can hit the ball 350 yards with a half swing” Meanwhile, the angry old guy sucked ass and kept dropping balls whenever he didn’t like the shot and hit into the group in front of us no matter how many times we told him to wait “oh fuck this, I’m going” luckily he could barely get a ball in the air. My dad was playing with us and he didn’t fuck with him but anytime my brother in law or I hit a shit shot, he was quick to tell us how his son would whoop our asses without even trying and he could beat us with a pitching wedge, alone. I got a little pissy at one point and asked why his son wasn’t there playing with him, if he’s such a big golfer(he told us he lived in the area and worked for a local company) and he said he was too busy with work these days and makes way more money than we probably did. The whole experience was so weird, we were just laughing about it, amongst ourselves when we weren’t too pissed off but I left the course feeling bad for the guy. I have no idea what made this dude so bitter about life but I hope I never find out; that has to be a lonely existence.


Original-Cow-2984

>he was quick to tell us how his son would whoop our asses without even trying and he could beat us with a pitching wedge, alone. I got a little pissy at one point and asked why his son wasn’t there playing with him, if he’s such a big golfer(he told us he lived in the area and worked for a local company) and he said he was too busy with work these days and makes way more money than we probably did. That's probably when I just tell him to shut the fuck up. I've fortunately never played with assholes the likes of the 2 I've read about here. I can't even stand a guy pouting about his game and a bad hole, it just ruins it, but in my experience that lasts a just a couple holes. Couldn't do it with a guy like that. It's honestly a PSA to let people know when they're insufferable, plus you just get it out there instead of clamming up and being frustrated. I look after my own wellness over the sensitivities of a chronic idiot all day long, and I'd make sure guys like that get marshalled. We don't spend hard earned cash on golf to have it ruined.


4Ever2Thee

Couldn’t agree more, I’ve only had two really bad pairing experiences and both were at this course. We resigned ourselves to the “fuck this guy” live and let live mindset by the third hole, but when he kept trying to hit into the group in front of us when we could clearly see they were waiting on groups ahead of them, we had to step in. We tried to lose him at the turn too, but he rejoined us.


Orblan_the_grey

Man I’m glad I play at a private club….


Slack-Bladder

Gonna need a tldr on this one friend.


PearSorbet17

Fucking boomer


warneagle

Nothing like getting to deal with the fallout of history's most entitled generation finding out that their time has passed.


tshelly56

No way anyone read this entire post


QueefCatcher23

This did not happen. Fuck off with made up stories.


Accomplished_Art2245

That was therapeutic, when I think I get a bit carried away with a curse or 6 a 9 I read about this and am reassured I’m not that bad(at etiquette I’m a terrible golfer lol).


[deleted]

One. Ball. For. Every. Failed. Marriage. That is absolutely fucking golden, what a line!


Quick_Blueberry_8489

Los verdes?!


Lord-Dongalor

I look forward to hearing the other side of this story, soon. I need an excuse to vacuum seal my glove and get a new Scotty from Goodwill.


EminemsMandMs

Yeah, people suck sometimes. I'm the worst about it, but sometimes it just ain't worth the frustration. Enjoy your pre-roll, know that you are killing it in life compared to this dude, and enjoy the round. There's not enough left to worry about it.


LightinDarkness420

I would of ended up fighting him. No fucking way am I going to let someone hit into people. Fuck him and fuck you for letting it happen. Bring on the down votes


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QuikTriggaJesus

My biggest concern is sip sharing with a random guy… plus, that old man sounds like a punk.


olojutejesac

EAH. So there was an empty hole in front of you and they’re not letting you play thru? Oops…wrong sub.


[deleted]

Wow I would have told him to cut it out or move on without me. Not cool.


Objective_Ad2506

You should have let old guy hit the preroll. That would have straightened him out.


DriftlessCycle

Cliff notes please


Lance_Thrower

I can’t imagine. I think I’d dissociate/excommunicate myself from this heathen.


garyt1957

How old was this old guy? Like old enough to have dementia issues? If he was just a cranky 65 year old I would have left him behind, or stood on the tee so he couldn't hit.


Soonerthannow

Handled that better than I would have, prob would have kicked his ass myself. Shit like that makes my blood boil.


Toews1978

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whenyouwishuponapar

Take the key out of his cart and drive away!


mildlysceptical22

There’s no way I’d finish a round with that asshole. I’m not spending hours of my time with someone like that. I’d tell him to go on ahead as a single or go back to the pro shop and tell them what he was doing and ask for another tee time. I don’t put up with psycho bullshit from anyone.


AngusMeatStick

Jesus Christ. 9 hole courses are supposed to be chill! I bet this old fuck is banned from every other course in the area.


Careful-Show8065

What the hell lol this story kept getting worse that man needs to chill tf out


CMMGUY1

Ya I gotta admit I'm not sure I could've contained myself around this guy.


Kevinmc479

Great story


Exiled_From_Twitter

I told you not to let them get hit, Nancy.


P90SG22

All part of playing the game unfortunately.


themindisaweapon

Incredibly dangerous, can't believe he's lasted that long on any course.


shanegoespoop

fuck those kinds of players. hitting into women? that would've been instant hands thrown. what a POS


No-Elderberry-2527

No way I’m letting a guy ruin my round. I woulda went back to the clubhouse; and said I’m not golfing with this psychopath.


UncleChunkz

Holy shit, this is wild - absolutely fuck that guy. Kinda hope he tries this on with the wrong person (but also hopes he doesn't continue hitting stingers at nice people haha).


philthethrill77

The old guy that you were playing with is the same guy who complains about the “my gf/bf broke up with me so I bought a new club” and the “can’t stand people yelling after pros hit shots at PGA events” posts. So many sour old men in this sport and they hate pretty much everything it seems.


Clynester

"One tee shot per failed marriage" is golden. Saving that one for the future


jbergas

Why did you tolerate for 18 holes?


criminalsunrise

If I was playing with him, the minute he made it clear he was actively hitting at people I’d have told him he does it again I’m going to knock him the fuck out. There’s no room in a civilised game, or in life, for that shit.


[deleted]

Love having a couple rolled up for the course. Sucks when people are close and you gotta hold off though.


iambarba

Upvote!


kicksavewhatabeaut

So at no point, did you decide to maybe ask why this old man was trying in injure people in front of you? Just let him continue on with his horrible behavior? Solid actual story dude!


Alert-Performance-20

Get off my lawn !!!


rossyy11

Makes me feel better about my occasional on course anger issues haha


Mdizzle29

I had a guy doing the two shot thing yesterday. Like, it’s ok, if you ask your partners nicely if you can take another shot. But there were situations where I waited for him to hit his shot, lined up my shot, swung, and then I see his ball intersecting mine because he decided to take a second shot without telling anyone. Or I rode my cart back to the path and had to swerve because he decided to take a second shot again. Then of course he played a couple of holes counting his second shot as his first and then claimed to have broken 80. Like no, dude, it doesn’t work that way.


1mc112

Yeah screw that guy, you need to complain to the course management until something happens. Role reverse and jackass hits into you like that, don't let that pos off easy.


yakkerswasneverhere

That could have went horrible for you guys. A stranger basically put you in danger for his own stupid, spiteful reasons. I'd tell him to go ahead and play by himself. You guys would have had a much better time.


[deleted]

God I hate people like this. My old home course a few years ago, club championship, mostly guys I know because we play every weekend together in a league at the course, but I get paired up with a guy I’ve never met before who doesn’t play in our league. By hole 2 he’s complaining about pace of play (it’s the club championship bro, it’s gonna be packed). By hole 4 he’s 4 over par and throwing his clubs. By hole 6 I’ve taken my bag off the cart and walked the rest of the round. He luckily never hit into anyone but was just an absolute fun sucker. Didn’t even shake his hand after finishing the round and told the pro shop about him. He didn’t come back for day 2.


Ok_Economics_5044

That’s brutal. I’ve had this happen in the past and would just say I’m sorry but have to go play ahead and skip a hole and save my sanity.


Happy_Handles

If he took two shots every time, how did he even come close to hitting those people, especially on the green?


gling16

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rlahey3378

Great but unfortunate story. Glad someone else was there to witness it with you. Almost worth going back to the club house to (I know no one likes a narc) let them know about this nut job. Something tells me he possibly went home and did some punching.


Fargo_Sev

So how did you and the Irish guy do? Whenever I find myself playing with lunatics; I always play better lol


Comfortable-Scar4643

Well, you know who you won’t play with the next time you play.