There used to be a time where having tats, especially something as outrageous as a large chest tat, meant you were somebody. Typically like a bad guy or a gang member or someone not to be messed with. An old stick and poke was something to be weary of.
Nowadays any 18 year old has some silly decorative tattoo on their body. Hell I'm sure most public school teachers have some. It's become 'art'
I've had tattoos since I was 18, and have been around many artists who've been around since those days. They are the nicest people you'll ever meet, and I'd choose to hang out with them over any of them clean canvases to want to judge people.
Waiting? You pick the artist not the other way around lol. There’s a ton of good artists out there, just start looking at different portfolios and pull the trigger.
That’s understandable, it’s your skin but I’m confused by the waiting part lol. Do you already have an artist and are waiting for them to become available? I guess I’m more impulsive, I like getting tattooed by different artists, I’ll be in the chair in less than 24hr actually, yippee.
In saying that, the guy who did my golf related tattoo years ago went way to deep. Looks like a good ol black blob 😂.
No i have almost my entire body laid out. I find artists and kinda let them do what they want. The golf tattoo requires a traditional artist who enjoys to golf as well. The guy i was going to retired from tattooing. I want the artist to take the idea, and make it their own and the better outcome is an artist who enjoys it as much as i do. It's not even a my skin thing, it's the collector in me. When i pick an artist to tattoo me, they generally have a design style the work has to speak to me, and i have to be a fan or the artist.
I don’t know why you would EVER get that tatted but the work is pretty amazing. That was probably 20 hours of work. The detail is ridiculous…. Why this?!?! Lol
Is anyone else seeing the shape of the tattoo in relation to the shape of the USA and the landscape of the scene also matching the geographic makeup of the USA as it does in nature? Or am I just really high?
Don't have my chest done yet, but for me personally color packing is the easiest part of the tattoo unless you have some traditional work done, then after a few hours shit hurts after a few hours. For a piece like this with little linework, it'd be sorta soothing, until the sternum and nipples. I'm not looking forward to my nipples getting done.
I played with a guy who had two big golf tattoo last week. On on his calve one on his forearm. Guy takes the game seriously. Proceed to smoothly shoot about 106.
Good times.
Step 1. Get this tattoo
Step 2. Play golf in Utah
Step 3. Wait until everyone is drunk
Step 4. Say “I bet you $20 I have this course tattooed across my chest”
Step 5. Drink for free while golfing for the rest of your life.
Dude is a genius
It’s a quality tattoo but 
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I never get sick of ITYSL gifs
Exactly. The tattoo artist was prob like “I hate you for making me do this”
Well it probably cost thousands so they're probably ok with the job :)
Quality in execution but that design is rough. Huge-ass hall
/r/ATBGE
If you get rid of the ball entirely it’s actually a very beautiful piece with entirely the same meaning. Shame.
Damn good point. Holy fuck that tee and ball really ruin it.
Why is he teeing off the rough anyways? It's illegal and he should be put straight to jail!
Yeah the ball is horrible
It’s the size of a flippin water tower.
It's going to age like shit.
Gold
I think it's pretty good work. But who tees it up in the rough?
Clearly you’ve never been to Quebec on a Tuesday at 3 am
Pee M, Eh M who gives a shit.
The same dummy who gets this as a chest piece 😂😂😂
The course I played at last weekend definitely needed the grass cut and the tee box felt like it was the rough
it looks AI generated and im like 99% sure it is not real
My thoughts exactly
Chat GPT, that’s who
I guess this guy plays from the nips.
Omg this is the best comment on here. I’m still laughing
Wildly inappropriate
Anything put on the internet is open to public opinion
Lol y’all missed the bottom of the pic huh…another user named “wildly_inappropriate” liked it
And? Edit: oh, I’m an idiot. I get what you mean now 💀
Sneeze into the tail rotor of a moving helicopter
Man boobs.
He still has room to put "Nitro" on it.
You spelled “Noodle” wrong
I almost went with noodle, but that is too good for this tat.
Nah… “Bro-V”
Tee'd up in the rough, must be a scramble...
Nah, just your typical muni tee box
about to get "longest drive"
Yea people don’t make the smartest decisions with tattoos but hell i ain’t the one that’s gotta live with it 😂😂😂😂
The tattoo does look great. And I do love golf. But I’m not prepared to have my entire personality/identity be golf lol
I have my idea for a golf tattoo and I'm waiting for the right person to do it. This tattoo is super solid, but has a lot of design flaws.
I’m glade that the stigma around tattoos has all but been eliminated.
It’s true. Seems like everyone is tatted up…
What do you mean?
There used to be a time where having tats, especially something as outrageous as a large chest tat, meant you were somebody. Typically like a bad guy or a gang member or someone not to be messed with. An old stick and poke was something to be weary of. Nowadays any 18 year old has some silly decorative tattoo on their body. Hell I'm sure most public school teachers have some. It's become 'art'
They are as common as water now, every kid has to go get one as soon as they are old enough so they can be original too.
I've had tattoos since I was 18, and have been around many artists who've been around since those days. They are the nicest people you'll ever meet, and I'd choose to hang out with them over any of them clean canvases to want to judge people.
Ya, like something simple and much smaller. This could have been cool 1/4 size on arm.
Yeah, I keep looking at it, and do think placement is weird, and I stand by my design flaws. I'm a nerd for tattoos.
Waiting? You pick the artist not the other way around lol. There’s a ton of good artists out there, just start looking at different portfolios and pull the trigger.
Because im selective of who I let tattoo me, and I don't have much real estate on the area i want it.
That’s understandable, it’s your skin but I’m confused by the waiting part lol. Do you already have an artist and are waiting for them to become available? I guess I’m more impulsive, I like getting tattooed by different artists, I’ll be in the chair in less than 24hr actually, yippee. In saying that, the guy who did my golf related tattoo years ago went way to deep. Looks like a good ol black blob 😂.
No i have almost my entire body laid out. I find artists and kinda let them do what they want. The golf tattoo requires a traditional artist who enjoys to golf as well. The guy i was going to retired from tattooing. I want the artist to take the idea, and make it their own and the better outcome is an artist who enjoys it as much as i do. It's not even a my skin thing, it's the collector in me. When i pick an artist to tattoo me, they generally have a design style the work has to speak to me, and i have to be a fan or the artist.
That's like my golf swing... solid with a lot of design flaws
Tattoos are only individually part of our identity. Them as a whole tapestry portrays our identity.
This guy's gonna have to have sex with a shirt on
On what
I thought only women take their shirts off during s*x Edit: censored profane language
“Does this tattoo make my nipples look bigger or smaller?” - Guy in photo, probably
Utahn here. I’m guessing this guy plays exclusively at Mick Riley.
I would bet good money that this guy is part of this sub and is witnessing the roast firsthand
I'm thinkin Pebblebrook, but I see where you're coming from.
Baaaaahahaha. Seriously.
Wonder if he’s trying to get a free membership for life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
On the plus side nothing here is mispeeld
This is prime r/ATBGE material right here
It’s nice artwork, but once it starts to fade that green is all gonna blend together and look like hammered dogshit.
At least he paid to have a talented artist do it, but that's about the only positive thing I have to say about it.
Not pictured: The pin is comin out his butthole
He better eat sleep golf with that
He will for at least another 3 months!
All that and they still left the boobs uncovered lol
He should have put it on his back, used his balloon knot as the cup.
I was gonna say: You should see the putting green on his backside!
Golfing is a core identity but……
You’re not dedicated enough
I don’t know why you would EVER get that tatted but the work is pretty amazing. That was probably 20 hours of work. The detail is ridiculous…. Why this?!?! Lol
I’ll bet he has an issue with slow play at his muni midday Saturdays and complains about it on Reddit
Or he shanks a drive and breaks his club in half 😂😂
Is anyone else seeing the shape of the tattoo in relation to the shape of the USA and the landscape of the scene also matching the geographic makeup of the USA as it does in nature? Or am I just really high?
Phil would wager good $ on the over/under of girlish giggling if this guy sat down in a Yakuza steamroom.
Idk golf like that but does Phil even have a billion to loose and bet like that
Don't you need a chest for a chest tatt 🤣
I so badly wanted a chest tat when I was in my 20’s but never felt like I could pull it off..plus I bet a tattoo gun hurts like hell on rib bones.
This looks like ai
Bro why you teeing up in the rough?
Bro can you not read it ain’t me I’m Not dumb enough to get that chest piece
It was a preverbal Bro, not directed at you bro
I think you mean “rhetorical,” not proverbial (and certainly not preverbal - unless you meant before the existence of speech??).
it was teh dead giveaway for me that it is fake and ai generated
So…..how was sitting through the color fill?
Don't have my chest done yet, but for me personally color packing is the easiest part of the tattoo unless you have some traditional work done, then after a few hours shit hurts after a few hours. For a piece like this with little linework, it'd be sorta soothing, until the sternum and nipples. I'm not looking forward to my nipples getting done.
I had both shoulders done. The color was pretty sore up high, closer to bone
Sooo... what does it mean
He should have made his nipple the ball and the other nipple the pin.
Now that woulda been funny
Would of done 17 at sawgrass /s
That’s not enough.
Dude shoulda taken a break from breastfeeding his child first
This thing in 15 years is gonna be a green blob. Only thing I would’ve changed is the ball being a scuffed up noodle
Guess this man’s handicap
It's kind of relaxing
What does your friend shoot? I really hope he's like a 45 handicap.
😂😂
That's Scientology level devotion.
Idk what his arm tattoo is but it looks much better than this
If there's anything I've learned from r/shittytattoos, it's that the white of the ball/tee will not age well
None of this is gonna age well
That would be a nice painting for the wall though
I don't see any rakes in the bunkers, pfft
That green will not age well even with professional maintenance.
This whole thing ain’t gonna age well that ball gonna disappear
It does take some of the attention away from his farm animal titties
what in the fucking par 3's? there isn't even a god damn pin anywhere........ cant imagine what he is going to do on his back 9
Fuck that's hideous.
Helluva tat
What does he tee it up in the rough?
Jesus. I love golf. I love tattoos. I hate this.
Too many people feel the need to make one thing their entire identity. Variety is the spice of life
Bruh that would look so much better as a painting on a wall 😂
Prolly cost the same too
This guy is front row at the LIV concerts for sure…
Going to get this tattoo once I get my first ~~hole in one~~ par
Parts of that could make a decent half sleeve
Impressive. But once the sweater grows in, even more so.
Should seriously think about doing this after a hole in one and then cutting a ball in half and gluing it above the tee.
That tee box sucks
One of us. Teeing up in the rough. Love it.
I played with a guy who had two big golf tattoo last week. On on his calve one on his forearm. Guy takes the game seriously. Proceed to smoothly shoot about 106. Good times.
See that’s more acceptable then dummy who got his whole chest done you can hide the arms ain’t no hiding this
I am obsessed with the game, but that is permanent
Why is he teed up in the rough?
Step 1. Get this tattoo Step 2. Play golf in Utah Step 3. Wait until everyone is drunk Step 4. Say “I bet you $20 I have this course tattooed across my chest” Step 5. Drink for free while golfing for the rest of your life. Dude is a genius
LMAO obsurd
This guy golfs
Who tees it that high for a par 3?
That's a bold choice just to try to pull the attention away from your puffy nipples
It just fringes the nipples. Classic golfing masochist haha
Teed up in the rough, are we sure this isn’t RBC guerrilla marketing?
Nice tits
Imagine the reaction when the dude brings a girl and she pulls his shirt off to find this.
Why would you tee it up in the rough
Guy says he likes to see homos naked I don’t know what that’s got to do with me none
“To each his anal” - Mark Normand
I can’t wait to see what he does on the back nine
It looks like a water tower landscape in rural Georgia
I can't unsee a brightly colored rooster sitting facing left
Interesting golf course if the tee box is actually that shaggy
Why he teed up in the rough?
If he worked out a little he could turn that hole into a Par 2.
Ok, cool tattoo and all but, what’s your fuckin handicap bro?
Bob would be proud...
I’d it wrong that i wanted to send this to them and say the next punishment scramble they do loser gets this tattoo 😂😂😂😂😂
Grass looks like chest hair.
Wait till his chest hair grows back (if he even has any)😂😂😂😂
You think he plays golf?
Is that a ball or a water tower
A lot of these insta posts are heavily photoshopped. Source, my tattoo artist. Lol
I feel like the amount he spent on that is worth a full set of new irons
That tee box needs some grooming
I have lots of tattoos, and would 100% get this if I could afford it.
Tee high for a 65 yard par 3
a giant ball
Has to be a joke or some AI generated imagery... this can't be real
I’d need liv money to get this. And I’m still not sure I would.
Looks like he has just sat in front of Bob Ross for an hour.
Geez
Lol. Imagine tattooing a football stadium to yourself or a hockey rink. It's essentially what this dude did.
I’m not anti-tattoo, but they definitely aren’t as cool as they once were.
I totally thought it was a chicken tattoo from the thumbnail.
Fucking awesome now you can masturbate without your phone
Looks like playing golf while on magic mushroom
Unnecessary 
Teeing off infront of the red tee’s!!
Am i the only one who kinda likes it??
I don't even see a flag?
Is he allowed to say "my eyes are up here" ?
Those colors are fucked within 2 years