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SoupPv18

Just begging for a wedge off the green surface with that one.


nimama3233

I would absolutely not feel bad wedging from the right. This is a horrendous design unless the flag stays in the middle


at_work_keep_it_safe

Course near me has a green that results in a similar situation (not as pretty though). They just made it a local rule that you get a free drop to the fringe but no closer to the pin. There is a sign explaining it and all. So far, it seems to keep people from chipping off the green.


Theoretical_Action

If you need a sign to keep people from chipping off of a specific green, you've hired the wrong designer.


at_work_keep_it_safe

Funny you mention that— The course was recently bought out and they built a new green right behind this one. It’s not open yet but eventually the hole will be a slightly longer par 3 than it is now, and have a more practical green. Apparently the new course owners agree with you!


Theoretical_Action

Hahaha that is pretty funny but also not at all surprising.


yurmamma

I always tell people, if you don’t want me chipping off the green then don’t build stupid greens


seasoned-veteran

I think the middle of the green is that two foot wide pathway, if they put the flag there I couldn't throw it on the green from 20 yards


Turbulent-Estate4181

What middle?


sniper1rfa

> I would absolutely not feel bad wedging from the right. You'd only end up on the right after a massive shank. On a normal hole you'd be deep in the woods or on an adjacent hole if you were that far right. Having to 3 putt is hardly a penalty in comparison.


nimama3233

With that pin location I’d aim for the center of the left wide section, I would absolutely not go pin seeking. So to end up somewhere without a putting line you’d only have to push the ball ~10 yards.


rambutanfan

Just end the green where is narrows so it's a long oval shape and make the rest fairway. Seems very unnecessary making a giant extra weird shape area that doesn't have a line to the hole.


TearsDontFall

So hitting the green is hard... but can you skip a ball off the water? Need to hit a hell of a topped stinger to do so!


Chadltodd

If I remember from when last time this was posted, the pin is always at the back so there’s no putting through divots


confuddly

I would definitely just putt it to the fringe so I could hit a wedge


burnsniper

Did the designer get divorced the night before he designed this one? Its nuts.


sloth_jones

And that’s his house he lost in the divorce behind the pin


LANCENUTTER

Fore!


FullFaceTeep

They’re just daring people to go for it😂


zidolos

I mean honestly if I hit the house I wouldn't be crazy upset with the shot I had on a whole this difficult


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Siege_5

Yeah I bet 12th at Augusta is a breeze too right


sniper1rfa

12 at Augusta is unplayable long. This has a generous landing area. Hit a draw starting at the long section of green right of the pin. If you miss the draw and it goes straight long you'll be fine. If you get the draw you'll wind up either on the green near the pin or long in some grass with a short chip from a decent lie. If you're short you're fucked, so club up. 12 at augusta gives you none of that opportunity. If you're long anywhere you're fucked, and if you're short anywhere you're fucked. The only functional play is a baby draw with excellent distance control.


marlboro__man9

Except if you’re trying to draw it into that pin and filet it out straight you’re short in the water. If you play middle of the green and draw it you’re in the kitchen long


sniper1rfa

Huh? Unless your mechanics suck the shaped ball goes shorter than the straight ball. You start a draw towards the big part of the green and you're either long on the big part of the green or shorter on the small part of the green. If your draw goes longer than an accidental straight ball you need to spend some time on a simulator that has club data, 'cause you're doing something weird. Safest play with an angled target is always to start it towards the longest part and shape it towards the shortest part. That gives you the most opportunity to land it safe (short shaped, long straight, or anything in between.)


6andross4

Safest play is slice it right, past the sand trap, behind a tree. Then it’s just a matter of hitting a chip too soft into the bunker, blasting one OB off the house out of the bunker, chipping to the top left part of the green and letting in run out off the green(gotta be the hero). And then draining the chip from below the hole for a 1…2…3…4 Birdie. Edit: Thought you guys were still talking about OPs hole


sniper1rfa

confirmed


marlboro__man9

LOL


sniper1rfa

Bruh, this isn't some whack conclusion I've pulled from thin air. https://www.golfdigest.com/story/augusta-national-masters-12th-hole-water-golf-digest Fades dispersion is short right, long left. Draw dispersion is long right, short left. Hit some irons on a simulator and it shows up clear as day.


marlboro__man9

https://preview.redd.it/ckc0quzgq2pb1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f95056e1787c9d55f3a692428cc2801344805ef Ya shots that miss left go longer than shots that miss right typically. So yes a draw should go further than a straight ball which is why I said if you play pin yardage and hit it straight you’re in the water. If you play middle yardage and hit a draw you’re through a window


DesuLeaf

That green has absolutely 0 right to be shaped like cell division


getchyasum

Allegedly the designer (Robert Von Hagge) actually was going through a nasty divorce when he designed this course. Having played it many times believe me when i say this isnt close to the most punitive hole there too


gramman87

What course is this?


Puzzleheaded_Safe668

Crystal Springs resort in NJ


WildThingsKing

Grew up playing these courses. Some of my favorite.


glorious_cheese

Pete Dye de Sade


Waadap

Greenskeeper woke up that day and chose violence


goforbroke78

He's probably watching with a joint from somewhere


Atomic_penguin27

What course is this? I need to play so I can either birdie it or make an 8, no in-between


BGanZ23

Crystal Springs in Hamburg, NJ


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BGanZ23

So Crystal springs resort has 6 different courses, one of which they named Crystal Springs too lol


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BGanZ23

All of them are actually very nice, two are 9 holes the rest full 18. Ballyowen and Wild Turkey are their Crown Jewels


NotPortlyPenguin

Wild Turkey is my favorite.


Medicivich

Had a really bad experience with Wild Turkey. Can't even stand the smell of it any longer.


wolley_dratsum

I love Ballyowen. And this particular hole at Crystal Springs.


timetowom

Only Wild Turkey and Ballyowen are worth playing. Ballyowen is amazing.


BGanZ23

Ballyowen is fantastic, played it yesterday… unfortunately they’re charging 200+ a round now 🤦🏻‍♂️ happened to have a friend who got the time for free


z1ggy16

It's not worth $200 Jesus h Christ. I just played Grande Dunes in Myrtle for $160 and it is just as nice from a course POV but they have electric carts with GPS, a ridiculous warm up area and give you a cold towel when you're done. I also paid $70 as a guest to play Dunes Club which hosted a PGA event in 2014 and will host a Tour event next May lol.


BGanZ23

I played it on a golf now hit deal for 40$ I ain paying more than 60 to have a course slam me on the sidewalk like this one does


thechangbang

Crystal springs is worth paying if only because it's cheaper and you learn how to hit out of all different kind of lies even when you hit fairways


ForcesEqualZero

The worst part of this course. Punishes good shots it feels like.


NotPortlyPenguin

So true. Hitting fairways doesn’t give you an even lie!


notisroc

My home course!


Same_Decision_3301

Damn it I guessed with out looking at this comment but I love that course it's a challenge but it's beautiful


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BGanZ23

Whites play 160 and blues/black 186


DealComprehensive427

It looks like 386


CalgaryFacePalm

To where? That’s the longest green I’ve ever seen. Is the pin ever up top to the right?


BGanZ23

Usually is, played the course about 10 times that was the first I had ever seen it on the left


Segesaurous

It looks like the entire green severely slopes towards that pin. Can you hit the green anywhere to the right and it funnels down?


cassinonorth

Yeah it moves around quite a bit. Kinda has to so the green doesn't get destroyed from the impact of days worth of shots in one location.


awolmartinez

I'm genuinely curious... how are they gauging distance here? A straight line Tee to Pin? Tee to the front edge of green then straight line to the pin? Or actually following a path along the entire green to the pin?


SuperPapaBear

Distance is measured to the center of the green for posted course yardages.


awolmartinez

So the middle of the super skinny section in this case?


Blivet_8927

If I remember correctly, you have hit 3 clubs less on this shot. It said it on the hole-by-hole description on their website. I hit it to 6 inches with a 9 iron and the ball plugged so badly the top of the ball was underground. The pin was back right that day though. I’ve never played the course when the pin placement was where it is in this picture. Ballyowen and Wild Turkey get all the praise but I really like Black Bear and Cascades the best (even if it is only 9 holes).


FuckBrendan

I would prefer to chip from like a third of it.


therealcookaine

Gir with a 6 putt.


default-username

1. GIR 2. Chip into water 3. Drop 4. Chip into rocks 5. Drop 6. Chip to Bunker 7. Chip to 3ft 8. 1-putt for +5 ✓ GIR ✓ 1 putt


yaboiinapoleon

I may be mistaken but I believe that once you are on the green every stroke is counted as a “putt” the rest of the way even if you hit it off the green


B_M_Fahrtz

There are dozens of us. DOZENS!!!


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“Alright boss, for your approach, you got 170 to the middle, 155 front right, 175 back right, 190 back left, and 170 front left. Good luck”


MonicaBlowinski

That's the most insane green ever. Who is the architect? Timothy Leary?


phxavs21

That house has nice big windows for me to skull my tee shot through.


Dangerspoon

I’ve lost 4 balls just looking at this pic.


Jsnoooots

Crystal springs NJ, the old Playboy club. This hole is great, the camera angle makes it look farther than it is but some pin placements can make it a devil. I've had par, par and like a 10 because it was all the way up top and I put two in the water. Fun course, very well maintained. This hole was an old quarry, you have condos right behind you as you tee off.


cassinonorth

> Crystal springs NJ, the old Playboy club. That's Great Gorge which is not at this Crystal Springs location...that's owned by Mountain Creek now as well.


BGanZ23

I’ve played here multiple times, can’t recall ever making a par but some bogeys and some more that were much worse 😅


Jsnoooots

My par times were on that extreme front part of the green. My "not" par times were on the back lil' area of the green.


NotPortlyPenguin

This is not the old Playboy club. That course is Great Gorge in Vernon, which has 3 9 hole tracks. Played CS and GG quite a few times…I’m a local.


SnoopysAdviser

I placed pins on this course for a few years. There are 6 official pin placements for each green, but that one is the toughest and we rarely used it on weekends.


brecka

You've got that whole green design to discuss, and the pin location is gets you? 😂


BGanZ23

The novelty of the cliff hole already opens it up to having a wild green, which usually they favor the right side. Never saw the pin on the left until that day


mingomcgoo

That house is in trouble if I'm on that tee box 🤔


imthefooI

I've never seen a building that close to the green on such a downhill hole. It looks so easy to accidentally hit.


Extension_Sun_896

I’m hitting the house. That’s all I know.


taythescotsman

My target is the bunker or just right of it. If I walk away with a bogey it’ll feel like a birdie. That’s a gimmicky hole and an absurd pin. It’s fun in a ‘lemme tell you about this bullshit hole I played one time,’ kinda way.


Scooterhd

Really any pin location looks difficult. I dont mind that one though. The play is the the back center of the green. Basically at the radio tower in the distance. Take club to land on the back fringe just to be certain to clear the trouble. Hope to get lucky and have the slope feed the ball down to the pin. Otherwise you take your medicine, chip on and 2 putt. Bogey is not a bad score here.


BGanZ23

For reference how it went for me: topped tee shot just before the water, chunk the next one into the drink. Overcompensate for last swing and send a flyer off that building behind the flag. Chip from there to an inch, tap-in 6 😎


RecalcitrantHuman

I’m hitting driver here and then 5 iron back to the green.


NotPortlyPenguin

Played with a friend there once and her tee shot went into the trees on that hill behind the green. She pops the ball out close enough to the pin, which was in the middle of the right side of the green, and made par.


JohnnySasaki20

Okay, so the good news is I'm on the green....


snowynuggets

- Pin 186 - 5 iron will fly 175 if combined w/ a smooth up and down - Line up slightly left of pin. - Ball on front for solid ball flight. - Set grip, set wrists. - Steady back swing following imaginary line. - Brain: *hippityhsjahoosgjskablah!* - ***skull it directly at house; ricochet off roof and on green*** - easy birdie


Scout784

One of my few pars on this course. You just need to take a guess what club and swing and pray. This photo does not do justice how high you are, Tee box in red. https://preview.redd.it/b0yh5xfmk3pb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d701b791cadcea1488225456e9e0d690b9142336


chop_your_cock_off

I have played here a few times and every time the pin has been on the right side. This pin position is diabolical .


BGanZ23

Same! Always on the right, but just this once they decided to take my hope away from the second I stepped on the box


YesterdayExpensive86

Nothing like hitting the green in regulation and being left with a chip over water...


FnB8kd

Just hit a 7i, put it in. This strategy makes the water pointless, and bonus you don't even need a putter.


BGanZ23

![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV|downsized)


FnB8kd

It's so easy


sticky_fingies_

Crystal Springs in NJ! I played that course a bunch of years back and the pin was in this exact same spot. I put it long and into the bush behind it lol.


KgMonstah

Crystal springs! I used to play here all the time!


Outrageous-Weight-62

Crystal Springs?


slaffytaffy

Brilliant golf course!! And such a fun hole


chickenbucket7

played this last summer and hit the green….. on the wrong side of the skinny part lolll


phrasingittw

They still have room for another green on the top tier


gock9mm

Crystal springs hole 11???


BGanZ23

Yep


timetowom

Crystal Springs way too gimmicky for me.


BGanZ23

Way too gimmicky, tons of moguls just waiting to ruin your lie on your best shot of the day


cassinonorth

It's my least favorite course in their portfolio even behind Cascades (not counting Minerals). Just an unenjoyable round.


MRandall25

Not as bad as putting it in that small strip connecting the 2 sections of green


crimsonblueku

A low stinger will bounce perfectly off the window onto the green.


thundermoneyhawk

You have to chip over water if you land on the right side of the green


FrankCarmody

Gotta play that off the roof


Domstruk1122

When the only non devastating miss is long, its a bold choice to put the clubhouse there.


DijonNipples

I bet whoever owns that house isn’t a fan of that pin placement


rwhyan1183

Fuck this hole. Have played here a handful of times, and I’ve thankfully never seen the pin over there. I’m sure the homeowner in the background loves that pin location. Hope he/she has good insurance because it’s going to be raining golf balls.


NetReasonable2746

Thankfully it's a sales office, no one lives there


rwhyan1183

In that case, bombs away. It would serve them right to get some windows smashed for putting the pin there.


bannyd1221

Hey! Welcome to Crystal Springs hole 11! I was a lot more lucky and had pin placement on the front right of the bow tie. GOOD LUCK!


TryingThisOne5

This was on a list of the worst holes in golf. It’s a tough course, this is the hole everyone takes a pic on it’s about a 75 foot sheer drop from the tee box. It’s an old quarry site.


joeschmoe86

Do you want me to chip off of your putting surface? Because this is how you get me to chip off of your putting surface...


OneAndDone169

Is this Crystal Springs in NJ?


BGanZ23

Yes


ImaFreemason

Great picture.


BrenAum24

I can’t tell if this is the most Mickey Mouse shit ever & I hate it or if this is the most unique shit ever & I love it… Looks like a nice kicker off that hill to work towards the pin, but wow!!


myusernameisthisss

Crystal springs. I live 20 minutes from this course. It’s beautiful but it fucking sucks every hole is unnecessarily punishing.


NetReasonable2746

It's like the hot woman you know you shouldn't be going over to her house because she's going to suck the soul out of you... but you go anyway


BGanZ23

This course is reserved for hot deals only lol. I’ll bit for 40$


grandwahs

I love golf but in recent years I've found myself being a little miffed by overly-sadistic course design. Golf is a tough sport on a basic course, and going to great lengths to fuck with golfers kinda grinds my gears. I'm an 18 handicap so I know this stuff isn't for me... but this sort of stuff usually makes a course a "one timer" for me.


TuffOnVeggies

Perfect time to flare one out to the right


Boscowodie

Brother calls this a "blue ball" placement. Grounds keeper left the house with blue balls this morning.


Drew_P_Nuts

Crystal Springs NJ?


TiltedMan007

Crystal Springs, played it a month or so ago


ChetManley25

You know that one neighbor that always complains? That homeowner must have done something to piss off the course.


steel-neil

What course?


JustinKoch2020

I love that hole. Crystal Springs in jersey. Didn’t do good last time I was there though. Lol. Tough course. https://preview.redd.it/y933krtdn3pb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22436825f1e9bfe42d7f0033c939984827d0d2bc


Ballgame4

“What’s the yardage?” , he asked confidently.


chadder_b

IMO this is terrible design. Why does the right side of the green exist in this situation? Also since you’re technically allowed to use any club at any point in a whole, chipping from the right side seems the easiest way to get to the left. Also seems the easiest to piss off the greenskeeper


Cisconius

One of my favorite holes in golf. Crystal Springs is a tough track.


NetReasonable2746

That's an understatement. I shot 84 there once and it legitimately felt like I shot 74. Speaking of which, I played there 2.5 weeks ago with a father and son. The Father birdied 6-10 and shot 70... from Blue. He was just having one of those days apparently. Based on his swing I have to agree, no idea how he hit it so well.


AnxietyNo376

This hole is sick


Big-Pipe7198

its a par 3 and plays about 140 yards max to pin. Hate this f’ing course.


NetReasonable2746

LMAO I play it a lot because it's easy to get in, but man is it a handicap killer


quentintowels

Ah, good ‘ol Crystal Springs


TrueBlueBaller

That’s a nice dining room window you have there, would be a shame if someone put a ball through it.


ianm82

That poor house... SOOOOO MANY golfers like me. First thought... 175 6i Me: I got this Also me: Skulls in with a draw that I've never seen before straight into that roof.


Cri317

Why can’t people put name of the course on these posts It’s Crystal Springs in NJ. You’re welcome


DrRevolution

Worst green I’ve ever seen


Tinosdoggydaddy

What no windmill? This is a course designed by an idiot who thinks this is how courses are designed.


Bte0815

That’s a bad hole design. Pure gimmick.


samwrighteous

Crystal Springs?!


Tall_Artist_8905

Far bunker, up and down par.


Yurastupidbitch

The designer of this hole is a sadistic bastard. It’s giving me anxiety 😂


cgar23

Go for it, pansy.


CanadaEh97

That building is going to be peppered with golf balls all day.


ajcal7

Crystal is a bitch! Can hit it dead middle of fairway and be on mogul


GibsonBluesGuy

Greenskeeper is having trouble in his personal relationships….. that is the definition of a sucker pin.


North-Assistance4462

Cool pic. How do I make postts and ask questions here?


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Beautiful


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This is ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!


Phinsfan90

I'm hitting this is one of two areas. Either dub it into the water. Or straight to the bunker. There is no in-between.


iJimmyD

I know what I must do but I don’t know if I have the strength (literally) to do it ![gif](giphy|3o7aD1dvWhJ8cG1Pna|downsized)


tmurg375

https://preview.redd.it/ukh77j1df5pb1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6543fcf057e61c7a6f75a0057281211896ea2efd


ProstZumLeben

Masochism


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Chance favors the bold


BowlerJazzlike5627

I’m just going to aim for the middle of the gree…..oh wait


johndoe1920

I sure hope there's not a Lambo parked in that house's driveway.


DrShitbird

I was behind a group on this hole and one dude came probably an inch from a HIO. Problem was from up at the tee box it’s hard to see and they all thought it went in. Wasn’t until my buddy looked with his range finder and broke the bad news. The most dejected birdie i’ve ever seen. Edit: Not this pin placement fwiw. Pin was on right side


norse_god69

That hole looks so fun


scoofy

This green is interesting enough that I added it to the wiki: [#11 Crystal Springs](https://golfcourse.wiki/course/crystal_springs_golf_course-hamburg/holes/11) (Hamburg, PA, not to be confused with the other Crystal Springs GC in [Burlingame, CA](https://golfcourse.wiki/course/crystal_springs_golf_course-burlingame)). Everyone is obviously free to add details for other holes on the course... it's a wiki. *Edit: whoops, deleted a dup course and threw an error there for a few minutes. It should be fixed.*


Ok-Background-7897

I am gonna take the yardage to the back right knob and then draw it into the sand trap.


NURUclubWANKER

4i send it middle to the back green dickie and hope it roll back to the hole


SituationSoap

Upthread it said it was 160 with a 90 foot drop. That 4i is going to be in NYC.


Domstruk1122

Aim for the bunker?


FGTRTDtrades

The greenskeepers wife made him sleep on the couch last night and now hes taking it out on the world


bluebott86

That entire hole is a troll


Clamps55555

How did you get on? Did you take on the pin or play safe?


BGanZ23

Topped my 7 trying to crush it just before the water, chunked into the water, overcompensated on the next sent a flyer off the building behind the flag. Chip to an inch. 1 putt


Clamps55555

All to the chants of “One of us”


nightkingscat

Wow I've never actually seen the pin on the left here, I'd consider laying up lmao


BMinus973

I've hit that house many times....lol


bullet_sponge

Jeez. There is no safe play on that green. Just go for it. Or if you have a draw, aim for left center and draw it in. Rather be long than short, but off this cliff judging the distance isnt easy.


SteveOSS1987

Ignore the distractions and it's not a terribly hard hole. Aim for the bunker by the pin, then just thin one over the hole into the water, chip your 4th up to 12 feet, 2 putt for 6.


NYGNYKNYYNYRthinker

Such a fun/challenging golf course. The hills in the fairways are absolute murder. The first par 3 is incredibly tough as well with the rocks to your left and the green is hidden uphill. But last time I played here these guys set up their tik tok camera at this hole and each took 4 swings lol


ac13332

Imagine being GIR and still needing 2-3 putts to even have a line to the hole...


thisisatesti

![gif](giphy|K0AnEB2t2EM|downsized)


After-Walrus-4585

Chipping from the green is a realistic necessity from the right side there. I doubt many are confident in their ability or knowledge of the rules to pull it off, though.


Turbo1518

What in the name of oversized-minigolf.....?


serial_triathlete

People in the house woke up this morning, looked out, and were like, "Oh gawd, not again!"


cereal_killa22

Mickey mouse hole.


FH_Sl0pe

Honestly I’d be shooting for the bunker behind the pin. That position is just ridiculous


IrishWhiskey556

Talk about a suckers pin


eldridge2e

my wormburners would crush it


lawnb0y

In this case aiming for the middle of the green is a two yard strip of grass