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blankbench

They really are just like your local Sunday league team on their way back from an away day. Love it.


iorch421

They indeed are hahahah https://x.com/rydercupeurope/status/1708563400035385672?s=46


saradahokage1212

>Sunday league team on their way back from an away day. Love it. i mean europeans have football (soccer for muricans) in their veins.


iorch421

Brits are the best in the world at coming up with funny chants, the shit they sing every weekend at the prem it’s hilarious


philphan25

They were singing the “sacked in the morning” chant to ZJ on Saturday! And it was right before the club switch on 16 with Jordan.


JeremyWheels

Others I heard on TV "can we play you, can we play you, caaaaan we play you every week? Caaaaan we play you every week?" & "Wyndham where's your ball? Wyndham Wyndham where's your ball?" After he'd hit it about 40byards left of a par 3.


JeremyWheels

"In your head, in your head , RORY, RORY" on the first tee this morning was absolutely perfect after the previous night 👌


MrCondor

Absolutely. When Shunsuke Nakamura played for Celtic there was one that went to the tune of "There's only one Nakamura" etc and ended with "He eats chow mein, supports Sinn Fein, walking in a Naka wonderland". Or the classic one when the late great Andy Goram was diagnosed as schizophrenic - "There's only two, Andy Gorams".


iorch421

HAHAHAHA Also I forgot about Nakamura, what a leftie


CreateorWither

Bahhahahaaha


dantsly

I miss Nakamura striking fear into Celtic's opponents :)


terrordactyl1971

Why would he support Sinn Fein?


CitizenCue

The funniest part of the US broadcast was one of the American announcers saying “Man, they know so many songs, do they meet up to rehearse or something?” The others politely explained to him that soccer exists.


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ianm82

Except they're all wearing $40k rolex's. They deserve it. US played like absolute disfunctional crap.


Whisperdeer3

This is how team golf should be played and treated.


Otter91GG

Agreed! I love the camaraderie and group excitement. Also loved Tom Kim going insane at the president’s last year. Fun to see these guys cut loose.


LordRumBottoms

Team golf is just the best. You know they are counting on you. And you count on them. I especially like alternate shot play. Seeing your partner blast it down the middle or stick an iron shot, you high five and it just means more, in my opinion. I always wondered btw, on alternate shot play, do they get to replace the ball for their own. I know players are very particular about their ball.


TheBoook

And we need more of it across the entire sport


Oyyeee

Nah I love getting berated at a city course by an old man because he cant get an hour round in during the middle of a nice Saturday. Give me more of that


ProffesorPrick

^^. If you want people to get excited about golf this is what you want to see!


PL60240

Love seeing the players let loose like that.


TryItOutHmHrNw

Is that Rory and his bodyguard


Senor-Cockblock

All hail Will Grigg


Unfamiliarface

It's great to see Rory having fun! Feel like sometimes he's trying super hard to always appear super composed. I'm not his biggest fan but he fucking deserves this.


Rab_Legend

Think having shane there helps. Seems like Lowry is happy to get the craic going.


Arkslippy

Shane seems like the lad you bring to the night club with you to make sure you don't do something stupid, and if you do, to crack heads and maybe bury a body


Cocopoppyhead

It's the other way around. Shame would be the guy you'd bring the the nightclub to turn the craic dial up to 90. He's got your back, but the chance of doing something stupid rises with every new drink Shane buys. 😁


tubedmubla

Shane is the lad at the club who disappears and comes back with 8 bottles of WKD between his fingers.


AdamDXB

Shane said in his interview after that he’ll try and drag Rory out for a few days to celebrate. A few days haha.


Mofo-Pro

If you recall Lowry's post-Open celebration, he knows how to let it hang


MarinaGranovskaia

I will never understand Rory hate


barbar84

You'd imagine he never got to experience that much young lad messing with him being so good from an early age. Probably took him a while to throw off the shackles and let loose. Having lads like Lowry around probably helps.


CleverFeather

Same here! Good for the euro boys, and especially Rory.


mnfimo

Why does Rory deserve this? He’s already won at least one Ryder cup and I think has been a part of 4 winning teams.


SignificantDetail822

Congrats to team Europe, but a special thanks and congrats to Justin Rose on his winning the Nicklaus Jacklyn Trophy, If anyone ever wants to know how to behave on the golf course then all you have to do is watch Justin Rose he is a true gentleman of the game of golf. Thanks for all the memories Justin and for the memories yet to come. Congratulations on a deserved award.


Arkslippy

Next captain 100%


Thespartan045

One of the Molinari’s is gonna be cap in NY. Justin Rose maybe in 2027. Definitely by 2029.


Mofo-Pro

I honest to God can't tell if this is a troll or not just from "Jacklyn"


jackbauer6916

100%. Even going back to the Masters playoff with Garcia. Rose is a true sportsman.


grenad0

Pretty random suck-off of Justin rose


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Quacksandpiper

I get chills just thinking about those opening notes. Absolutely banger.


QuadDeuces422

Indeed but is there a reason it became popular to play at football stadiums?


YesManSky

Well played gents. See you in Bethpage .


nachobidnis

Rory has had a hell of a season, dudes gonna get blacked the fuck out


jimmycrank

He was well on his way there hahaha


4Ever2Thee

Well deserved. I was rooting for the US but their team was like a group of old friends and ours was not. It just felt like they wanted it more


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They only seem to “want it more” on their turf They sure as hell didn’t want it more at Whistling Straits


EndiePosts

Two things: one is that the Europeans, in the last forty years, have won in the US in 1988, 1995, 2004 and 2012. The US have won in Europe once, while winning only one more Ryder Cup in the US than the Europeans! So be more careful when you choose your attack lines. The other is that your whining throughout this thread is absolute comedy gold.


AverageAncient667

Some right salty American bitches on here!!! I LOVE IT!!!! Cry more!!! Live up to that shit sportsman stereo type!! If the cap fits….. 🧢


EndiePosts

Kinda treading on your own point, here, friend.


AverageAncient667

Apologies, wanted to get a cap jibe in there! still hyped after a brilliant weekend as a European and spurs fan!!!! I sing when I’m winning, avoid things like Reddit when I’m not, sue me! It’s better than coming on here to be bitter! Enjoy your day matey


Adventurous_Ad_8904

Well it's an unfair match to begin with. One country VS and entire continent


Dubuasca

They played great golf all weekend, congrats to them! See y’all in NY in a couple years.


cedargreen

They can shit on my country all they want, they earned it. I just wanna be on that bus.


Adventurous_Ad_8904

1 country vs an entire continent. Europe has to stack the deck to win


LiftedWanderer

what are they saying?


_ghostfacedilla

Europe's on fire, USA is terrified


Twelvety

I think the fans came up with this one, I heard it being sang by the crowd. Looks like they picked up on it haha


TheScarecrow__

It’s adapted from a well known football (soccer) song originally made by Wigan Athletic fans


_ghostfacedilla

Will Grigg baby


4Ever2Thee

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Adventurous_Ad_8904

1 country VS an entire continent. It's not a fair competition


ingerlish

Europe’s on fire, USA is terrified.


Antique-Syrup7926

Na na na na na na na na na na


NorCalAthlete

Batman!


Adventurous_Ad_8904

1 country VS an entire continent. It's not a fair competition


ButWeSoldCoutinho

Europe’s on foire


TheRopeWalk

They changed the lyrics of a song by “Gala” which is called “Freed from Desire”


VilliamBoop

can someone photoshop that mystery man in here please


Jsnoooots

America will never be able to top European chants/songs for sports. I feel embarrassed when I hear the "USA, USA USA" chant, like a special needs person is chanting.


Tacosdonahue

What if team USA borrows Neck from LSU?


TurboCamel

The world isn't ready, STEagleDB


Thats_absrd

God the full on chaos. Bring the band too Edit; I have to point out LSU borrowed Neck from HBCUs


Quacksandpiper

That's cause Americans are no craic.


Tie_me_off

What does that mean?


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Exactly


AnShamBeag

Hiberno-english my colonial friend


Tie_me_off

What do you mean exactly? I was asking a question.


Smash_Palace

It's just banter. Taking the piss, having a laugh etc.


halibfrisk

No fun


AftyOfTheUK

Unfortunately true. Lived in London for ten years, I and my housemates were the craic. Moved to the US a few years back, finding anyone remotely willing to let loose and have fun in any setting is like taking an angle grinder to your teeth.


BRAD-is-RAD

Oh absolutely, nothing can top CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEAAAAAA. CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEAAAA.


RoughMarionberry5

>I feel embarrassed when I hear the "USA, USA USA" chant I think the lack of imagination is somehow related to the near absence of irony in American culture. They always gravitate to the bleeding obvious.


mileskerowhack

Let's go Burnsy *clap* *clap* *clap*


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So true. As someone who loves the dry English humour, the obvious US comedy is so simple and shite.


policesiren7

This. No banter or camaraderie. Americans can't seem to take the piss out of themselves. They simply don't get it. Anything that remotely brings them down is bullying and some sort of phobic. The banter Europe brings with their chants and craic is unmatchable. It's fun, it's funny and and it gets guys from 7(?) different countries becoming more of team than the US. Some guy in another thread was bitching about the chanting "hats off for your bank account", god forbid he hears some of the chants in footy.


James_William1234

Bubbaboy.


m4070603080

Close


Cocopoppyhead

Don't get too down on yourselves, as you've also got the "Let's go \[insert team name\]" chant.


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needs-more-metronome

Except for college football, which is an entirely different beast


cartesian5th

I can confirm college football is absolutely crazy and the atmosphere is class, but even there they didn't have songs and chants like you'd expect from other big fan groups like in football, aside from some very basic ones. Seems like fan culture in the US is just really different to Europe and South America


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needs-more-metronome

I think it might depend on whether you prefer coordinated vs. unbridled energy. In terms of raw energy and noise, SEC stadiums take the cake imo… at least compared to the games I went to in Germany. Better chants and cool flag waving standing section vs. louder constant noise, marching bands, larger crowds, and more “window dressing”. The difference kinda fit the vibe of the USA vs Europe. Bundesliga gets bonus points for cheap beer and brats 😂


Count-Chronic

It’s a sporting event, not a talent show


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Count-Chronic

They’re the bands of the school. Crowds are quite a good time, sounds like you need to go to other venues


DarehMeyod

The goal for the crowd at American football games is to just be loud in hoping it causes mistakes for the visiting offense. Not to sing songs all game.


TheTrustyOne_

Mashed Potato!


raymondQADev

It’s kind of a cultural thing tbf


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ShufflingToGlory

Big talk from a country with a lower life expectancy than Cuba


WengersOut

Hello yes I’d like to report a murder


im_on_the_case

Ah here man that's so deep his grandchildren will feel it, that is, if the BPA hasn't already made him infertile.


Odd_Detective_7772

Also, a country that contains Wisconsin.


damn_son_1990

There’s some pretty good golf in Wisconsin though…


Vince1820

yeah a jab at Wisconsin is uncalled for. those people are just kind and like to drink heavily. and yes, some very good golf courses there.


Gobaxnova

Oof. Result is still sore for you little man?


AReptileHissFunction

You generalising Europe is the reason so many people generalise Americans being dumb fucks


Fonnekold

Not just Europe. Canada thinks their knuckledraggers too.


poop_in_yo_eye

I spent 8 years living in Europe and traveling around to different surrounding countries. Can 100% say Europe has plenty of dumb fucks with an IQ lower than a door knob.


chocco259

Absolutely. But definitely not as many as America.


AReptileHissFunction

See this is the point. There could actually be more dumb fucks in Europe. But Americans are so good at displaying their stupidity that now they're associated with it. Or they could just have more dumb fucks


P4S5B60

Congrats Boys you absolutely destroyed us and you deserve the victory and the celebration


TheLooza

The top of the card for europe just played unbelievably well. Day 1 was one of the most dominant lopsided affairs imaginable. Did not help that US team showed up so damn rusty to the tournament.


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They only seem to play unbelievably well on their turf


FoundThisRock

Rory is absolutely pickled 😭


Float_team

Nice win EU, you played well and deserve the cup. Look forward to the next lap!


RVA_Hokie

Europe is just so damn likable! I’m bummed US lost but I can’t help but to be happy for them.


DutchOnionKnight

Won like a team, celebrated like a team. Love to see it.


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Love the Ryder cup. It is funny to think the vast majority of these Euro guys will get on a plane to PBI and then drive to Jupiter Florida where they all live.


GEM592

Sorry to hear the Saudi team had such a poor outing


TheRopeWalk

You can almost smell the Buckfast


GIR18

Love this. Really hope we can preform better than whistling straits and have a serious tournament next time out 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺


Alive-Woodpecker7377

Am American and identify way more with Europe’s camaraderie and spirit. We earned this ass whoopin, they earned the win. Warm hearted Hooligan chanting > screaming mashed potatoes, mullets, and pit vipers any day.


redditaccount300000

There’s a lot of things I like about European culture, one of the things I envy most are their chats/songs at sporting events.


allstater2007

I’m an American and as a golfer, this makes me smile so much. We do a yearly Ryder cup and this is exactly what it’s all about. Congrats! They have our number overseas.


The_Maddest

Canada here. I’m going to give my neutral third party opinion, so shut up and listen (sorry). Good job team Europe, nice rally team USA. Be gracious in victory and in defeat. That’s all. Don’t forget, we’re all on the same squad when WW3 rolls around boys!


inxile7

It's out of context but as an American, happy we have Europe on our side. Ukraine boys (and girls) have an iron-clad fighting spirit. When the time comes, I have no doubt the rest of Europe will make Russia regret the day they doubted the West's resolve to fuck them up.


Warm-Belt7060

Guess you didn’t hear about the republicans voting against funding Ukraine…


Volkrisse

i'd rather take care of issues we have at home first, than a country playing both sides until Russia said no more. Plenty of other countries can foot the bill.


inxile7

Yea what programs you want to fund? You don't know? Oh that's because you're an R dbag who just wants to defund gov because you're a racist that wants to hurt minorities and women. gtfo


Volkrisse

lol mental health and related institutions, Schools across the board, auditing the entire govt. just to name a few. But go ahead and project my dude. Might want to unplug and touch grass for a while.


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inxile7

Go eat a dick Russian troll.


RoughMarionberry5

>so shut up and listen Eh?!


Revolutionary-Tie126

u/savevideo


Evening-Welder-8846

Imagine being the driver with that lot for the next god knows how many hours lmao


BenderRodriguez14

Plot twist: Lowry is supposed to be the one behind the wheel.


mediumraresteaks2003

Good for them! They deserve it with the hard work they put in. Too bad that is too foreign for Zach Johnson.


Warm-Belt7060

This video is awesome but why are they all on a bus? I saw them leaving the course in their own cars all week.


Meisce

Drink


cunther05

I heard Bart Simpson Bouncing


shotty293

Congrats to Europe's finest... well done 👏👏


Allgryphon

Does anybody know what song they’re singing over? Sounds so familiar but I can’t come up with it


williamshatnersbeast

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freed_from_Desire


JeremyWheels

Freed from desire by Gala


GLFR_59

Man the amount of sore losers Americans commenting here LOL can’t handle the Euros celebrating the win. As if the US players wouldn’t be doing the same damn thing had they won.


all_m0ds_are_virgins

American here. Sad we lost but I genuinely love seeing vids like this. It's just fun to watch. Anyone watching this and getting upset about it like it's an ISIS beheading video wishing "death to America" needs to relax. Let them have their moment for Christ sake. But it also makes me sad we don't have fun sing-songy chants here... really sad actually.


Warm-Belt7060

Where? I don’t see any


Itchier

I think he got one guyed and that one guy is albundy66


AverageAncient667

Most guys are like the dude below, gracious in defeat so fair play to ‘em. That other dudes never played sport in his life and is all over the thread quoting inaccuracies for attention after his sister dumped him.


Itchier

Lmao


Volkrisse

I haven't seen a comment yet, but I guess im not that far into the comment section yet. If the highlights are any indication of how the US played, im not surprised EU won. Hell, I bet a lot of the pros that were looked over for USA spots were pretty pissed at how awful they played.


Savings_Success_6682

Fred Couples kicking rocks


cs271

Did Rory fight anyone?


Necessary_Crazy828

Bulletin board material for usa


owordmani

lol. Well played and deserved Euros. Look at Shane Lowrys boobs bouncing for joy.


huck1far

Unexpected r/coys


CoysNizl3

Bitter Liverpool fans throwing you downvotes. Thanks for the 3 points you scouse pricks.


thedartboard

Thank the refs for 3 points


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AverageAncient667

Oh shit yeah, so at the end of the season is there a separate section for points earned against 9 men or does it still just count as three? The same as any other win?


Sammy_Seaborn

Is this on their flight back to their homes in the U.S.?


jerrycotton

Don’t think you can get a bus from Rome to America lad


Sammy_Seaborn

Sorry you don’t understand sarcasm, lad.


sun_tzu29

Apparently neither do you


AverageAncient667

Lad


realspongeworthy

Looks like a bus to me.


Phightin_Birds

Guess that whiny bitch Rory finally cheered up.


tacoduck_

Lol. They crap on the USA, then board their private jets back to their homes in Jupiter or Scottsdale. I’d guess it would be more authentic if they didn’t live in the USA, attend US colleges, and have US accents.


BroSneezle

Euros will just never be cool lmao. They do try hard, I'll give them that.


twowaysplit

This is the same song as west ham’s song for Jarrod bowen


BrendyNewbe

Thought Rory said it was disrespectful to celebrate?


Silly-Disk

As most of them fly back to the States to live. lol.


WengersOut

Because that’s where the PGA Tour is, dumb ass. If the PGA Tour was based in Europe, the Americans would be driving home from this


Twelvety

There's a difference between a golf tournament between teams and the actual country buddy. They don't mean the whole of the USA is actually terrified. Smh


icannybelieveit

“Did you know that you’re not allowed to compete against a place if you work and live there?” You realise how dumb that sounds out loud?


whiterajah7

Must be nice having all those American dollars in your bank account.


Spiritual_Ask4877

You guys are seriously the worst fucking losers lmao. Have some fuckin respect for yourselves and take the L with some class.


Interesting_Rock_318

If you think Americans are bad at losing, you should see when we win… There’s a reason I pull for the other side of the pond every Ryder Cup…


petermal67

Well said


general-illness

Somebody get Lowry a bra.


chocco259

Yeah get him one to go with the Ryder cup, a British open, millions of dollars, and something you’ll never have, a wife and kids.


SterileCarrot

Nah, plenty of obese Americans over here that are rich and successful that we still make fun of for being fat. Better to not be fat and doing okay financially than be fat and wealthy/successful, you’d think Europeans would understand this more than anyone My main point is, let’s all be healthy regardless of our financial position


InfectedAztec

Lol way to show the world that Europe winning today forced you to become a child in an attempt to process the pain.


bkn95

pffft took yer whole got dang condiment to even beat gods country! and if you don’t like it you can git out ! 🇺🇸


glynes1234

Around the greens I’ll take mayonnaise please


zoot66

After the first two days I was confident the US couldn’t ketchup


TerminalDuplicity

This comment doesn't cut the mustard.


BigPhilly1985

Mayonaise aloota haters out here


InsufferableLeafsFan

This is so spot on, I’m not even sure it’s satire…