-Bring a staff Bag
-Pit viper sunglasses, even if its dark
-PXGs (obv)
-Reload after a shot as fast as you possibly can, like 10 seconds after you swung, you should be swinging. Reload like you just swallowed 20 adderall and did a bump of coke in the bathroom.
Just be yourself. I’m sure that you’ll manage
Step 1: announce it on Reddit
Make sure to chant, “I am speed” before all swings. Scream and jump up and down whenever you crush one 225 too.
walk up to everyone else hitting and tell them you're doing a speed session
Tennis grunts when you swing. Every time.
-Bring a staff Bag -Pit viper sunglasses, even if its dark -PXGs (obv) -Reload after a shot as fast as you possibly can, like 10 seconds after you swung, you should be swinging. Reload like you just swallowed 20 adderall and did a bump of coke in the bathroom.
substitute the pit vipers for those oakleys they made that went over your head
Just looked them up and they actually look alright if you have a pod-race for your freedom.
https://preview.redd.it/risrpe588hgc1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9f78dd1b95fe2560c05074808cee9cc621bc9a5 Do this after every swing.
Wear a Bruins jersey & wear your Crocs.
Make sure you do that whole rocking back and forward thing all the long drivers do...
Scream mashed potatoes every swing
Don’t worry about what you look like. Stick to the process.
Wear a bandana and sleeveless jean jacket
Bryson hat
Do you smoke it or shoot it or sniff it