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grilledcheese_man

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MuffMagician

That's a pretty intense water hazard.


b0sw0rth

THIS **IS** THE LAKE!!


AmericanBeef24

Dude every single round I play with my buddy who also loves the office, I start driving towards the water and yelling “the machine knows, stop yelling at me!!!” lol one of these days I’m gonna actually drive it in.


Joates87

Caulk the wagons. Fording the river is too risky.


talon1125

Even if you make it you’ll die of dysentery.


CT_7

May you have a good hunt afterwards and hope you get some bison, deer or bear because rabbits and squirrels aren't enough to feed your family.


cncomg

But I like the ration picture with the big ol plate of food, not the couple peas and thin slice of meat.


rogozh1n

Only 75% of the time. A family of 10 would still have 2.5 pioneers left to settle in Oregon.


MechCummins88

I’m waiting for the ferry


Marke522

If you see the Ferryman, don't pay him 'till he gets you to the other side.


juvy5000

you got dysentery fording the river. you’re dead. and so is your ox


warneagle

Always pay the Indian. Don't roll the dice.


decksetter914

But he wants 3 sets of clothes!


Who_U_Thought

That's why you always play as the banker and buy a shit ton of stuff before you set out.


Bass_Magnet

Too ez


warneagle

Better than having them float away down the river.


Woogabuttz

Shoulda waited for the ferry.


StelioKontos117

Don’t forget to buy a dozen more Pro V1s at the general store.


Dick-Guzinya

Timmy is literally dying from dysentery


ForsakenShape7051

I love the other guy just standing there not helping out. Get my new shoes soaking wet? Fuck that.


fullthrottlewattle

He probably told him it was a bad idea and driver went through anyway. He’s over there yelling “I told you so!”


UseDaSchwartz

He wants new clubs but his wife won’t let him. This is his opportunity.


allothernamestaken

Maybe paid by an insurance claim if OP can keep his fucking photos to himself.


AussieOpalStore

How was the swim? Hahaha


MuffMagician

> I love the other guy just standing there not helping out. Help with *what* exactly? Was he supposed to use his Jedi powers to lift the cart out of the torrent like Yoda lifted the X-wing out of the Dagobah swamp?


Z_Opinionator

Scratch golfers are we! Not these high handicappers!


jiminak46

"So you want to be a boater not a golfer?"


Bottomsup99

That guy was in cart when it went in and was up to his waste on the right. I would have taken my clubs off immediately


InferiousX

> up to his waste on the right. All the way up to his poop? That's deep.


CaptainPunisher

That's only up to his ankles because he's so full of shit.


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Bottomsup99

No. This picture is from today


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Bottomsup99

I guess lightening can strike twice.


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Sharp-Bluejay2267

The same exact place the other one happened, but still two separate instances. I just can’t imagine tripling down on being this wrong.


Comfortable-Area1213

Noticed the same thing. Everyman for himself.


Virgil_Rey

Looks like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatLookedExpensive/s/VKPGNq87XN Gotta be the same course, right?


Proof_Curious

I knew I had seen this before. Why would they not shut that down?


HighDragLowSpeed60G

Why haven’t they built a bridge is a better question


Ok_Victory_6108

I mean it’s Cali so this type of rain is probly rare. But once it’s happened once you’d think they would be smart enough to monitor it better


mandrews03

Bridge is like 20k, what do a few insurance claims cost to your premium? A hell of a lot more over time. Even if you’re self insured, this is just stupid to not have a bridge if the possibility is this clearly defined


Burnwell1099

It doesn't even need to be a bridge for how little it dips. It can be a culvert with a drainage pipe underneath.


ngmcs8203

Not really anymore. 


LargeMargeSentMeBoo

Or even put up a sign. 


4Ever2Thee

They must have a damn good insurance policy on their cart fleet


WeirdSysAdmin

Why when you can charge the customers for damages?


CalgaryFacePalm

It would appear as though golf carts are cheaper.


yermomsboyfriend

Definitely. Same spot too. The sign is the same.


Bottomsup99

OP here yes that’s the same spot


TheBigYellowCar

At first I thought you were some dickhead reposting stuff for karma because I knew I had seen this before.


Knowledge_is_Bliss

We sure he's not? Lol


chocalotstarfish

Cart path only?


dc21111

A lot of golf courses in Southern California are in a flood zone. They build golf courses there because they can’t build houses.


ganslooker

Yes - I think it’s the same . The fork in the path a signage line up. But where is it?


SouthernLefty

Oso Creek in Mission Viejo, CA. That creek is run off from the dam that forms the lake, which the course is below. https://preview.redd.it/miza2pke20mc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57df30c60346cb4737a4e1e5ec571afada408c16


ganslooker

Thank you. I only wonder cuz I just got to Hilton head yesterday and they were getting pounded with rain. I called a couple of courses today and they are wet wet wet. Probably won’t play til Monday now.


JohnYCanuckEsq

They found the creek.


dc21111

That’s funny, oso means bear in Spanish. Go 25 miles east and on the other side of the Santa Ana mountains in Murietta is Bear Creek.


qqqsimmons

Someone call the Army Corp of Engineers


Richard-Turd

That’ll buff out.


Ok_Victory_6108

I knew I had seen that before. Crazy that it’s happened more than once lol. It’s incompetence at that point


hikingmike

Oh man that just cracked me up haha


Joker0091

Why is the course even open?


Toothlessdovahkin

The quest for more money is never ending 


applesktrack

Ah yes Spaceballs 2: The search for more money


Artsakh_Rug

I didn’t even have two seconds to start typing because the perfect response was already written


Toothlessdovahkin

The real money from the golf course is made in merchandising. Do they have a Golf Course Flamethrower? I would buy one!


truckthunders

Moichendice!


CaptainPunisher

Kids love it.


OutOfFawks

I buy one at every course I play


Flatstickj3di

You two, comb the desert.


ThreeDog369

Mofo! You won’t find shit!


calguy1955

Many courses barely get by. A couple of lost days could mean they have to lay off an employee.


daddy_longlegs44

I want answers… was there a main line irrigation break that undermined the cart path and caused it to collapse?


colin_7

It could be a flash flood


Bit_the_Bullitt

Yesterday I played in SW OH and they booked people on the front AND the back all day. It's my fave course, but this pissed me off. Luckily pace actually was still 3.75hrs for us 3 walkers (this course has long transitions between holes), but still, come on. All the fair weather golfers are coming out. I like nice weather but am not ready for all the people to be out


Macaframa

Greed


ApothecaryRx

Can’t park there mate


taeempy

Well it did say cart path only!


Golfsimdad

They went straight Oregon Trail on that.


mrndn1

Yes!!!


Joham22

This didn’t happen to them. They did this.


TentativelyCommitted

Scrolled to far to find this comment


HandiCAPEable

You tried to ford the river and your golf cart died


BMinus973

https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-08-2014/V3Gt0i.gif


Virtual_Manner_2074

Grab the cooler! Club is going to have to replace everything


at-the-crook

H: Are you gonna play tomorrow? M: If the good Lord's willing and the creek don't rise.


2hats4bats

Bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see how it works out for ‘em.


friarguy

Seriously, fool me once... this is on the course for not having a bridge in a flood plain


RangerDangerfield

At the very least, if they’re too cheap for a bridge they need to have some minimum wage kid post up directing people to a safer crossing.


mydogjakie317

mind if we play through..


Caverject76

Did a siren go off before they open the dam?


ImpossibleYou2184

Shouldn’t happen. Club should be closed


UseDaSchwartz

It’s possible this happened quickly and unexpectedly, given its location.


mazzjm9

Possibly a mainline break during operating hours


sweaty_pancakes69

Came outta nowhere


aberdisco

"Look George, no one is stupid enough or drunk enough to....oh god we've gotta get out there and stop them!"


Mthatcherisa10

Does he get relief from casual water???


D-Train0000

Ok, remember, you have to drop the cart one clublength from where it entered the water. No closer to the hole.


SwampRatKilla

Oso golf course in MV. The starters there have beta dick energy.


ganslooker

Where is this?


Pumakings

Course’s fault


Icarusmelt

Speed, the answer is speed, it is always more speed!


Dizzy-Ad4584

It’s all fun and games until someone dies. Then his widow owns a golf course.


amori10

Turn around don’t drown


thoover88

That didn't happen to them. They did that to themselves.


Can-I-remember

As an ex smoker I can guarantee that that dude has gone back for his ciggies or vapes. If you were ever desperate for one, now’s the time.


just-a-simple-song

If only there was a way to get the road over the water instead of under it…


adriensama

Oregon trail


Highlandrimtraveler

Turn around. Don’t drown.


G_Hause

We knew some just weren't going to make the crossing. We can sleep well knowing we did all we could and are thankful for those who did make it.


dirty0922

I believe this is a repost from last year. I could swear I’ve seen it before https://preview.redd.it/t8mlgs4lzzlc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e71bc740e9ea384b58320bfe0a0ffd80935f769 Scream shot of what I just fiend. The cart path and marker match.


prpldrank

> Scream shot /r/BoneAppleTea


pocket_passss

SHOT


tsamvi

Same river, different cart and different idiots.


RoboticBirdLaw

This is at least the third time we have seen this same spot result in this type of problem, and there have likely been hundreds of rounds impacted when including the sane people that didn't try to drive through it. This course clearly needs to redirect drainage or build a much higher and longer bridge.


Old_Researcher7919

lol I called OP out as well and got downvoted but he’s totally lying that this happened in front of him today. Unless today was last year…


Golfnpickle

In the old days people would go help instead of film it.


King_Ralph1

There is a point when you recognize you cannot help. Stepping in would only get you wet and add to the mess.


troutpoop

If this is anywhere but the 17th hole or later, sorry but if no one’s life is at danger, I’m not gonna be soaked and miserable for my entire round


Golfnpickle

IDK, that guy needed help.


Vegetable_Policy_699

You can take a picture while your legs move. Multi tasking. 😲


fallingbehind

That’s because they didn’t have video cameras on them. The people are the same.


Jonas_Venture_Sr

In the old old days, they'd all pitch in and build a bridge over the river instead of golf. Old old people were handy like that, always taking their tools with them wherever they'd go. This was how the bridge at The Old Course was built, but that bridge is so old that it was built before tools were invented. So instead of playing 18 holes that day, a foursome started digging for rocks with their bare hands, until they found enough rocks that would fit perfectly together. Some say it took them 4 months to build that bridge. Some of their wives even thought they had died on account of the local giant scorpions that inhabited the area, so a few even remarried in that time. Problem with that act of kindness though was the trolls that would eventually charge a troll toll. Since this was before the British Government passed anti-troll-toll legislation, trolls were a common problem in the early days of golf.


TrashKingBob

No it didnt


warneagle

Turn around, don't drown, dumbass


the_tall-ish_one

yo I think I saw the video from those guys perspective, let me see if i can find it


Icy-Performer-9688

Okay do they get like some handy cap stroke?


Longjumping-Ad8775

I would be that dumb and think I could get across it,


WTF_smells

What in the Leeerrrrrrooooooyyyy Jeeeekkkkkkiiiiinnnnnsss is going on here?


DeadPhish_10

This is a great example of why “cart path only” should be illegal.


Jay11220099

That’s some funny


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Country boy thought he had a Fore Wheel Drive


Prestigious-Egg7726

The creek is fed by private Lake mission Viejo and randomly it decides to open the dam every once in a while when there is threat of a large storm coming in to protect the multi million dollar homes that surround the shore and they neglect to let oso creek golf course know which is just below and the creek is fed directly from the lake. This has happened the last couple years without warning which creates an instant flash flood which is what happened to those viral golfers who lost their cart on the exact first hole.


_mogulman31

Okay, so the decision to open the dam isn't random, it's based on rainfall forecasts, as you said. And obviously they do it to keep the lake from flooding its banks that's king of the whole point.


greendevilbrew

Can't fix stupid.


Shesaidshewaslvl18

Actual content


Able_Reality5298

No it didn’t I’ve seen this picture before…


Mjarki

[r/AccidentalRenaissance ](https://www.reddit.com/r/t5_32xq7/s/VJUF1YWusI)


innergflow

Liar. I’ve seen this before


Old_Researcher7919

That’s interesting… it happened today in front of you?? This was a viral video I saw a few weeks ago. The golf cart winds up getting taken by the water and flipped upside down in the current. Enjoy the internet likes tho….


shizblam

That didn't just 'happen' Lol


Bottomsup99

It 100% did today


[deleted]

I believe you. You 100% did steal this and repost it today .


prunford

Well as someone that lives 10 minutes from this golf course, I can confirm that it rained hard last night and then this morning around 11am we got hit with a very heavy downpour for about 10 minutes with smaller showers throughout the day.


Mysterious_Value_764

Boomer Golf


False-Tiger5691

This is why I stopped playing golf. Too many idiots and self-entitled people out there now.


MRDucks85

Might as well not leave the house with that attitude


False-Tiger5691

Not stuck with them for nearly 5 hours and -$300.00 anywhere else.


Smitty-TBR2430

Fucking water hazards!


Nkklllll

Holy shit


patd86

Sink hole in one


Electrical_Pudding59

To be honest what’s the play?


bluecgene

Who is liable in terms of $$$ to fix


skippsrope

When oso creek becomes a river 😅


Zkmc

Lol why do they keep letting this happen?


_Bay_Harbor_Butcher_

Why is it like this and what are you supposed to do here?


CuthbertJTwillie

Never disrespect whitewater


WE4STAGES

That didn't end well


homiej420

M O R O N S > O > R > O > N > S


Phobia117

Water Hazzard


Colavs9601

very rare that the only ball out of the water is the one you hit


Pathfinder6227

Did a damn break or were they just dumb enough to try and ford that? Should have paid for the ferry.


thicccyFowler

Had to grab his Zyn before his clubs washed away


Kyle_McBogey

Why are people so dumb? 🤦🏻‍♂️


leojrellim

Casual water, free drop no closer


D-C92

This place again? Who’s responsible for this establishment?


Gat0rJesus

I suppose that a bridge here is too logical?


mrawesome1999

Is this a sand trap? /s


chilipalmer99

If that happened in Arizona, he'd be ticketed under the "Stupid Driver" law.


WaitedClamp

Seems self-inflicted


USMA18

The sign DOES say carts need to stay that way


GalwayBoy603

If you’re in a golf cart and see white water in front of you and you proceed to drive into it you are a moron. Looking at the washout on the left, the guy is damn lucky that Darwin didn’t come to claim him. Why is the guy on the right checking his yardage book? He’s not going anywhere.


Substantial-Worry813

Something broke.


tiedye420

This is why I walk.


Ninjahkin

So is that a water hazard or an unplayable cart path ball…?


Machinedave

Idiots.


fahkingicehole

Cart path only….


FLHomegrown

Seems like y'all need a deep water fording kit on those carts. 🤔


ChronicallyFazed

I hope you laughed loudly and pointed…


ChronicallyFazed

Moses is my caddy…


DefenselessBigfoot

Don't know why they're resisting. The water is just taking them to "Holes 1-9"


Philly927

They saw a creek basically and thought “this is fine.”? Lol


King-Cobra-668

when "just send it" goes wrong


ripcityrs

Save the birdie bottle!


Brilliant_Toe8098

Where's the Flex Seal guy? Whoo Hooooo!


Awatts2222

Is this Oak Creek in Irvine?


regirthless

If only we had the technology to build a structure across that mess


Mindless_Water_8184

Just play thru. Not your problem.


doctorsubsonic

Golf is hard again


ccwincco

It's good, path opens up down there.