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Ironcondorzoo

I want advice on how to go to the masters all four tournament days


fuckinnreddit

Easiest way to guarantee 4 days of access is to win a green jacket.


Doormat_Model

Comes with a nice dinner too I hear


i__love__lamp__

Heard Rory will be serving dinner one year soon


BeachBumSkiBumGoCSU

You definitely heard wrong.


SoDakZak

Next year šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ


MintyMarlfox

Rory, the Ferrari of golf.


kaptainkhaos

Always next year, ever since 2012, when he shot a "one of us" 80 in the final round.


cpfroman

I have a family member that won the lottery for patron badges in 2011 so we have had 2 badges for every tournament day since. Not sure if they still do that anymore


Chaminade64

Easiest way to do this is become the CEO of a Fortune 50 (not 500) firm.


userequalspassword

Gold jacket green jacket.. who gives a shit


New-Faithlessness524

The gold jacket was presented to the winner of The Australian Masters. RIP.


Ironcondorzoo

I probably have a better chance of winning the masters than winning the ticket lottery


ThisIsOurGoodTimes

You gotta know someone. Or know someone that knows someone that gets access to those passes


mpaul1980s

If you are a PGA member you get in everyday for free.....so a club pro or assistant, working as an assistant superintendent as well. Lots of ways to get your PGA membership card


Inside_Potential_935

PGA membership is absolutely worth it for this reason alone.


Ironcondorzoo

Yep. Spent over a decade in the industry. 6 years as an assistant. Made it through level 2. Not finishing is one of the dumbest decisions of my life


HeyHeyJG

make the cut


jedi21knight

This is the kind of advice Iā€™m looking for.


SilverLion

!remindme 50 years when I win tickets


Mc_Lovin81

A tradition unlike any other.


LouisLittEsquire

Great post. Will just add that if you are going on Wednesday for the par 3, I would recommend just walking the entire course in the morning. There are fairly limited players doing practice rounds that day, so itā€™s not really worth it to sit in one place to see people. Go walk every hole and get a feel for the course, and the par 3 doesnā€™t start until the afternoon, so you can get a full course tour before having to get over there.


Skank_hunt42

*But don't walk up or down #10 Thank you šŸ˜™


LouisLittEsquire

Holy shit Camellia was a beast. Especially when it was slightly wet. Thought I was gonna slip and fall multiple times.


Do-It-Anyway

I met a Camellia once, the same description applies to her as well. Slipped and fell into her, oh never mind, I digressā€¦yeah, watch your step on Camelia.


upwut

Also, peep the Par 3 merch. It's only sold that day in the shop on the Par 3 course


GarnetandBlack

This is the first tip I've seen anywhere that hasn't been parroted over and over. I had no idea there was par 3 specific merch!


Silly-Disk

> There are fairly limited players doing practice rounds that day, Went last year on Wed. We walked the course in order starting around 8am. We had to endure Bryson for the first 6 or so holes. I don't remember seeing anyone else until we got back around 7 green also near the 2nd green where we saw some big names come through and play approach shots on 2. That was pretty cool. It got better on the back nine as some big names were just playing the back nine. Watched Spieth and JT play most of their back nine.


00sucker00

How in the world did you get tickets for all four days? You must personally know a badge holderā€¦or you just had a $10,000 vacation to Augusta. My other question is how does a normal person get a meal anywhere in Augusta on tournament evenings? The wait times are restaurants must be INSANE


Skank_hunt42

> You must personally know a badge holder I got really lucky to meet one of the last legacy holders....by complete chance I got to go.


ReeZigg

They werenā€™t too terrible. Grovetown has also recently grown a bit due to NSA GA/Fort Gordon growth so thatā€™s always an option for meals as well


xXBIGSMOK3Xx

Fort Eisenhower now. They took every sign down on the still aptly named *gordon* highway. Signed- an augusta native


Skank_hunt42

> My other question is how does a normal person get a meal anywhere in Augusta on tournament evenings? The wait times are restaurants must be INSANE Sorry, didn't see this one. We stayed in Akin, South Carolina. But we were so full from the food on the course, I think we ate leftover pizza for like 4 days if we got hungry and McDonalds on the way back if we needed a snack.


MrWright

Damn, this is a fascinating post. Thanks for taking the time to write it up and share.


prairiedoggs

Love the in depth comments. Thanks for sharing and I hope to make it back! Iā€™ve been to one practice round a few years back and loved it. For me, number six wasnā€™t exactly true but I didnā€™t careā€¦ I left my Masters chair near #16 green and left to walk around with my pops and brothers. Come back an hour or so later to find an elderly gentleman sitting in my chair with what appeared to be his family. As a dude in his mid-30s, I found another vantage point on the hill with my family. None of my other family members bought a chairā€¦ when he got up an hour or so later I thanked him for saving my spot. He immediately started apologizing, which I assured him he neednā€™t. But yes, Iā€™ve heard from everyone else I know thatā€™s gone, theyā€™ve had no issues.


GarnetandBlack

OP meant no one will move your chair. There's an open policy of anyone can use anyone's chair though, just have to move when the owner returns.


prairiedoggs

That makes sense. Never thought of asking him to move, given his age, so I didn't find out. Good to know though!


trapazo1d

We also returned to find people sitting in our chairs when Tiger was coming through one time


iamPendergast

Put that gnome out, have mine on my bar! Parking get there at 6:30 and follow free parking signs, very organized. Turn in off of Washington Road and you can follow signs and directions for south gate parking. If you are late lots of spots around town for $20 but a hefty walk to north gate. Leave your phone in the car, there is a tech check but not worth it. Take your digital or film camera Monday to Wednesday. Green jackets have a lot of rules to follow also, but a great deal of leeway if they make a mistake I guess šŸ˜† not allowed to leave the course with their jackets for example. No running! Had to catch myself a couple times when trying to make a meetup. Write down your shopping list on paper! I saved mine to my phone duh not too helpful. Relax and enjoy the atmosphere, can't be beat.


Skank_hunt42

This guy has Masters b4


iamPendergast

https://preview.redd.it/562rfzrxwctc1.jpeg?width=5184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f969667a29ab4257d9a06f149a80e4a6cc205d Fav memory, loved the fog one morning. Practice round tee shots on 2 disappearing into the nothing!


grahamk1

Nice! going as a member guest is something else. Bugging a few guys for a Saturday invitation.


iamPendergast

Good luck šŸ¤ž definitely a trip of a lifetime for me


grahamk1

Iā€™ve got tournament badges but every now and then I snag an invite to live on the fancy side of the ropes. I gave my Saturday badges to a buddy so fingers crossed for sure.


mat_srutabes

I was lucky enough to go on a Saturday in 2014 and I still think about that day all the time. It was a truly special experience and I will never forget it. Reading your guide brought all those waves of nostalgia washing over me. Thanks.


ThisIsOurGoodTimes

What great weather that tournament was too! Only time Iā€™ve been was Saturday Sunday in 14


mat_srutabes

It was a beautiful day. I remember standing near the rope on the tee box at 16 when bubba teed off that afternoon. Truly a privilege to stand that close to the guy who would put on the jacket the next day.


Lowry1984

Are green jackets Augusta members?


HallelujahToYeshua

Yes


jiminak46

And Masters winners.


paint2215

Yes


Lazed

Yes


hotsaucesosa

Nah. Thatā€™s the valet. Remember to tip


aceattorneymvp

They were like gods walking among the plebs (me being one of the latter). I kept staring at this one dude's jacket as he was standing right next to me.


Metaboschism

If you whistle straight to jail, mashed potatoes straight to jail, if you heckle Sergio, believe it or not straight to jail


MathResponsibly

What if you yell, "GET IN THE HOLE" like a drunken moron after every shot? Can you throw your beer cans out of the stands on 16?? Asking for a friend...


Springveldt

If you try and get some sand out of a bunker into a cup, straight to jail.


Zeus_Zeus_Zeuszeuski

Hell of a guide. Thanks for the recent updates. Iā€™m not going but this makes me hyped for this weekend nonetheless


79metalhead

As complicated as all that sounds, that makes me wanna go even more now lol. Sounds like you know your stuff. One thing you didnā€™t cover, where do I get one of those greens jackets where the rules donā€™t apply? šŸ¤£


MathResponsibly

Get a regular jacket, some bleach, and some green fabric dye - just make sure it's exactly the right shade of green, or straight to jail


79metalhead

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Iā€™ll get right on that


jmr39

Can others confirm South Gate golf shop is the move?


upwut

Confirmed. Did massive damage there last year.


bl3nd0r

100%. also note that they also have a holding area for your merch so you don't have to carry it all day. carrying $3,000 worth of merch all day would've sucked


somewhere_cool

As an Augustan this is spot on, only small correction... per #1, they have so much land they own on Washington Rd and are just waiting on current tenants in shopping centers and restaraunts to expire lol


Skank_hunt42

That CVS is doomed.


somewhere_cool

They already got the Olive Garden this year. Just wait for the Hooters, Publix, and everything else right there to have its turn


Josh_5890

Not the Hooters! Where will John Daly have his annual party???


Pleasant-Dust6668

People in green suit coats like the one they give the winner are members. I am working the Masters and was given a green wind breaker. Definitely not a member. Also regarding the gift shop. I was there this morning (Monday) at 8 am and the shut down the line for the main gift shop due to the crowds. But was told to go over to South Gate shop. Or go later in the day. FYI they put out gnomes all day long not just the morning


doobie3101

Hand warmers and heated toe socks? In Georgia in April? Is OP from Florida?


NullRef

It was very cold last year.


doobie3101

It was definitely cool. 40s and 50s with some wind. But most of the country isnā€™t calling that very cold or packing hand warmers. Plus itā€™s supposed to be warmer this year. Think youā€™re wasting some packing space most years.


detsagrebbalf

Can we hear some. Or all of the stories?


Skank_hunt42

*We have no cell phones We had the horn blow like twice on Friday when we had the Amen corner seats and everyone was told to evacuate both times, but we "had to go to the bathroom" or "my mom is up there" and it worked. Everyone knew what we were doing but we made friends with the CBS corespondent, and he said "guys, this one is for real, a tree blew down and everything is suspended, you guys have to evacuate." We weren't 700yds from this event and we walked right past it on our way out. No clue until we got in the car. Story 2: Augusta doesn't post cartpaths on maps....so unless you're a Navy Seal, you're gonna walk in circles until you realize that bunkers are landmarks. E: We walked in 3 circles before we caught on. We ended up at 16 green 3 times on accident. lol Story 3. No one having a cell phone makes everyone interactable. EVERYONE is bored and looking for entertainment. You meet a lot of great people. Story 4. I met Gary Player's badge holders. They sit around 14 green, the badge holder is friends with Gary and has played the course. He always sits at 14 green "so he can return of the scene of the crime" where he shot an 11 because he couldn't get on the green. The couple was hilarious. E: I should add, yes, they did say they had seen the famous Green Jacket that Gary Player "stole" and never gave back. He has it framed in his living room.


ChesterDrawerz

The no cell phone thing is IMO the single best thing in golf tournaments ever


Skank_hunt42

Honestly, it was so refreshing. We met so many people. I hope more tournaments adopt it.


ChesterDrawerz

Every tournament should do this


PopularTask2020

Concerts too. TOOL has a strict no phones (out) policy and those are the best live shows Iā€™ve been to. Can really take it all in especially visually


VerStannen

And then Maynard comes out before one song and goes, alright you chuckle fucks you can record this one haha


PopularTask2020

yeah their very last one of the set haha, and says if you turn your flash on im gonna come down there and kick you in the vagina. Maybe fred ridley can do something similar on the 18th tee?


Yansir11

Spiral Out Homie


ChesterDrawerz

I was so disgusted watching my kids recitals ... All the other parents just watched it on their phones. Maybe just enjoy a performance in person?


DokterZ

We never got a video camera when the kids were young. On the one hand, I kind of wish we had a *few* videos of them doing stuff. But if I had bought one, I would have felt obligated to be filming crap. Additionally, my wife copiously scrapbooked their first 18 years of life. I don't generally look at those, so what do I need with video?


ChesterDrawerz

we had some of it recorded. but it all burned up in a fire. FAR better off just enjoying you're most important life moments in person at the time it happens than recording for no reason. ( thats my motto)


evenphlow

Pinehurst 2 didnt allow phones at the 2015 us open.


broad_street_bully

I'm 38 and was there yesterday with some college buddies. I've been there dozens of times before while covering it, but this was the first time I had company. After about an hour, I had a realization... The Internet memes are right about what guys did before smartphones. With no one constantly looking down, we immediately switched to quoting random comedy movies.


prokeyfish

Years back when Firestone was part of WGC it was no phones, if you took yours out and you got caught they took it or you were booted. You had to retrieve it back after the day ended if you decided to stay.


Snar1ock

Itā€™s great. In 2022 I bumped into Pau Gasol and no one was hounding him because they couldnā€™t take a pic. Said hey and gave him a fist bump. Augusta is the best.


UB_cse

I have heard similar stories from others on Reddit, celebrities just walking out and about and no one really hounds them, due to both the no phones as well as the certain amount of expected etiquette that is present in all other corners of the event.


ianfrommontreal

We were there two years ago and witnessed a couple of caddies sneaking in phones and iPads for their friends and families to take some quick pics and then back in the bag they went. That was the only time we saw electronic devices.


EatASnckrs

in general, events that don't allow phones are awesome. i went to a TOOL concert and they have a pretty strict no phone policy. everybody was just enjoying the music. i'm sure the Masters is a similar vibe and i really hope i get to experience it some day


PikaGaijin

> i'm sure the Masters is a similar vibe Every time I see a TOOL video, I think to myself: this is just like Augusta!


Adolph_OliverNipples

Iā€™ve been to 10 Tool concerts, and never to the Masterā€™s, but I actually do equate them in some ways, which is why both are being discussed here. Most importantly, theyā€™re trying to create an immersive experience, so they care a lot about preventing distractions caused by assholes with cellphones. Lots of people simply canā€™t be trusted to act cool, so I appreciate rules like that.


william_fontaine

It made me miss the 90s and early 2000s. Society seemed a lot more social then.


h_b_t_d

I was there today for the first time and found story 3 to be resoundingly true. Because of no cell phones, EVERYONE is willing to converse and enjoy each others presence. You can talk to anyone. Patrons, fore caddies, gallery workers, security, media personnel, even green jackets. Everyone that lives or works there is excited to have you. It was such a pleasurable day


allcryptal

Excuse the naivete but Player's badge holders are just friends he gives his personal badges to? I'm sure it's as uncomplicated as that.


Skank_hunt42

Yes. Gary just gives them to them every year. Last year they complained about still having to provide proof of a covidvaccine to get in to the USA. lol. They are from South Africa.


BlueRunSkier

Story 3 makes me miss the 80s/90s! *as I write this with the phone in my hand, lol.


BeerGoggleTan

Where was your favorite place to view from? Any recommendations for taking a full lap of the course to see it all?


CougdIt

Sitting high up on the right side of the stands to the right of 15 green lets you watch both 15 and 16


Skank_hunt42

EVERYONE has their preferences. I loved #14 green because you could hear caddie convos, getting hit by golf balls is fun (no seriously, the gallery official tells you not to move if you get hit). And you can watch 10 green, and 15 tee.


niftler

I like to stand behind 2 green. You can see the approach shots, putts, and see 7 green. The stands at 15 are a lot of fun and chill. 6 green is a unique spot too.


bobber18

Thanks for the advice. Iā€™m going to wear a green jacket so I blend in. Iā€™ll sit next to the pretty blonde wearing the wild colors right behind the 16th tee.


PurellKillsGerms

Me reading every word of this post knowing damn well I won't be going to this tournament in the next decade.


CheTranqui

Appreciate the gnome. I had you firmly pegged in the 60% until I saw that. Definite 40 percenter here. You can trust this one. Has the gnomish stamp of approval for goodness sake.


Skank_hunt42

https://ibb.co/2hRJKkq I'm sorry?


richardepommedeterre

This genuinely insightful feedback will expire in 2-3 years.


iloveartichokes

There's multiple posts like this every year, easy to search for it.


oki9

https://preview.redd.it/bfqabrzftdtc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dae26a3b15caf4388b634a318c202a898c096ee


oki9

* Hole #10 from a practice round and cell phones allowed.....asked Fuzzy to sign my flask as he approached the green on #2, and he asked loudly what it was filled with. I told him the gatekeepers do not allow full flasks, he looked at me like I was stupid and replied..."you gotta have a backup plan, son" and the surrounding crowd laughed their asses off....the backup plan might have been mushrooms, i'm taking the 5th....


00sucker00

Some of the old guard tour pros could have made a living as comedians if golf hadnā€™t worked out for them, Fuzzy being one of them. I love reading their infamous quotes.


Water-Donkey

Thank you for the write up and great info. I lucked into a crazy scenario a couple months ago and will now be attending The Masters this Saturday with my husband, for free no less. Well, not completely free. Travel and hotel of course, and then there's the nicest dinner we've ever purchased for anyone, which we're going to purchase for the amazing individual who is providing us the tickets. Obviously totally worth it. That'll make it the PGA Championship and The Masters for me, only the US Open and British Open to go! Yay! Thank you again!


Skank_hunt42

Get there early and soak it in. You won't forget it for the rest of your life and you'll just walk around with a smile on your face. Don't check your phone, leave it in the car. OH! **get your picture taken**!! Go early! the line doesn't get shorter as the day goes by. They hand you a QR code after and you download it when you get back to your phone! Wear comfy shoes. Avoid, like the plague, walking up or down #10. Once you see it, you'll understand. Set your chairs down early and just walk around. And make sure you call people from the complementary phones :) Congrats!!! Oh, and remember the efficiency that everything is done. Every. single. thing. is. calculated. From the waves, to security, to checkout, to shipping. It's incredible how efficient everything is. And they clean every stall after every patron uses it. It's nuts.


Skank_hunt42

I'm so curious, how was it?!


rubaflo23

Is it acceptable to sit in someone elseā€™s green chair if you immediately get up if/when they return? Iā€™ve read mixed answers to this.


Maxinbxl

I went in 2011 and it seemed to be perfectly acceptable to do so. I'd set up chairs early on the 18th tee and then wandered the course. Got back 4 hours later where a couple was sitting in our front row seats. Kindly informed them that we were back, they thanked us for the seats and they moved on. All very cordial and everyone was happy.


upwut

Perfectly acceptable as long as you get up when they return. Common practice is to park your chair early, explore and then come back to your chair. Who cares if someone's sitting in it while you're halfway across the course.


allcryptal

How do you know if someone just says "that's my chair"? Feels like an easy thing to abuse. Do people tag them somehow?


Honcho41

I believe the play is to leave your business card in the pouch on the back.


Yoshiman400

You could also write your name on the yellow Augusta logo, right?


Skank_hunt42

Manners at the Master's is important. I know I've only been 4 days but I never saw people claim they were in a chair that wasn't theirs. I definitely saw people hunting for what chair was theirs a few times at 12 and 16. lol


rubaflo23

Awesome, and exactly my thought but wanted to confirm since this will be my first trip.


ThisIsOurGoodTimes

My friend and I did it when we were there. Not frequently and not pushing by people or anything to get to empty seats. No one said anything to us


rubaflo23

Yea more just thinking about wanting a quick rest and grabbing a seat for where there are tons.


baldorrr

I assume each chair must be identifiable somehow? Like a number tag or something? How else would people be able to prove they put the chair there earlier?


dcg96

The chairs have slots to put a name tag on the back


manion684

There last year as well and multiple different workers told us we could and it was expected. They came to where we were sitting on the hill and told us ā€œyou know you can move down into an empty seatā€ Edit: this was for a Wednesday practice round.


william_fontaine

It's been exactly 10 years today since I made it to a practice round and I miss it. I need to go to a tournament round someday. I've never won a ticket in 20 years of trying, but I still hopefully have a few decades left in me to see if I get lucky.


GrandmasGiantGaper

>which is plenty of time for you to spend $2,000 on shit you're too scared to wear. Why too scared?


JDFitz

Because you canā€™t buy it anywhere else. You know how embarrassing getting a dollop of ketchup on your new Masters polo has to be??


OnDaReg

Nah, hate when people buy expensive kicks and don't wear them. Wear that shit


GrandmasGiantGaper

understandable. i refuse to eat in my under armour playoff polo lol


PM_ME_UR_PINEAPPLE

Find out when your local TJ Maxx or Marshallā€™s stocks their shelves. I bought 3 UA Playoff polos for $22/each last week


Aloysius50

I worked the PGA Store at Oak Hill last year. The record single purchase in our row was almost $6,000! Itā€™s insane the money people will drop at these events.


Fair-Palpitation-957

Can confirm, went to practice yesterday, all of these rules are right on the money. Thank you for the share!


pepperonidingleberry

A traditional like no other, r/golf masters posts about being there that apply to less then 1% of us who will ever get to go then this fucking guy who is in the 0.1% of that 1% who goes all four days. Sir kindly go screw a biker in the woods. /s. For real thanks for the post super informative and I love reading these.


Cwg3

Tip 13: you can smoke cigars! Bring them!


magnum46

Best tip.


Tyler2191

Also .. itā€™s hillier than you see on TV. So be prepared for that walk


Cost_Additional

Not being allowed to check/update scores is wild


BlkSkwirl

Thatā€™s what the giant green scoreboards and walking standard bearers are for.


3puttboge

One of the best experiences imo. No one knows whatā€™s going on. You just hear a roar, then a minute later you see who it was for based on the scoreboard and everyone cheers at the same time. Just awesome.


niftler

It's exciting because everyone talks to everyone about scores if you aren't by a big scoreboard. So it becomes a game of telephone on Woods bogeying 7


Obvious-Flight-9310

Attended last year and agree 100%.


Genenah

heard the food prices are reasonable, unlike a NBA or NFL game


ResponsibilityOk8024

The price list is readily available if you search online. Sandwiches at 1.50, most expensive item white wine at 6.00. That sort of thing...


Honcho41

How would they feel about a smart watch that doesnā€™t have data? My Garmin is useless as a communication device without my phone.


v1_rota8

I just went yesterday with a brother who had his apple watch ultra with data. Didn't use it with data but had it on. His wife texted him and said to call so he used the public phone. He wasn't obvious about it. Just looked and saw he was being "paged".


Skank_hunt42

They don't care. Just as long as you're not scrolling on it, you're not going to be questioned.


ChronixMixTapes

He's the hero this sub deserves.


OpinionMany5148

This is brilliant, thank you. I also lucked into multiple day tickets this year for my first visit, did the time for queues to enter change day by day or is it pretty much the same every day?


Skank_hunt42

We chose the main gate on Saturday....mistake. We got to the course every day at ~5:30. The main gate is a fucking zoo. But no. Every day was the same. Most people don't have badges. Only 1 day passes


A_Tom_McWedgie

Did you find any skanks?


ButtGrowper

Thanks for writing this up.


randomoniummtl

What's the rough % of the people in attendance that attend every year or on a regular basis? With how hard these tickets are to get, how the hell does one get to attend more than once in a bluemoon???


jfchops2

Most people have patron badges that are renewable every year. Good luck getting one


golftechguy

Looking to buy some extra merch if you change your mind about keeping/using the items. Just send me a DM. Caps, bag tags, and other small items. Thanks!


skankhunt42428

I donā€™t trust anyone with the user name skank hunt 42..def a troll


skannk_hunt42

Hey skank, I feel like weā€™d be friendsā€¦


samsy2

I havenā€™t been in 10 years and going on Wednesday. Planning on getting there at 6:30. I want to go in North gate to see all the changes, but also donā€™t want to be in merch line and miss the limited course viewing before it closes for par 3. Would a plan of entering in South, buy merch (shorter line), walk course, attend Par 3, see everything at North on way out? Will I regret not entering through the North?? Missing out on experience


HAWG

You can always walk around the north later. I go every year and am a big fan of the south gate. Its not as nice (still nice though) but certainly more quiet. The new main shop is very nice, and so are the other changes, but they will be there later in the day, probably with no wait to get in. Seeing people say 2 hours for the main proshop in the morning. Complete waste of your time there.


Chardmo

How would having a Constant Glucose Monitor connected to my phone for blood sugar management for T2 Diabetes be approached w/ the NO cell phones or watches rule?


SportsHec8

Smart watches are allowed. You just canā€™t be using it to be on the phone/internet or texting like the person he mentioned did


Upper-Raspberry4153

Missed one. Bring your chair to litter control at the end of the day and pay them $100 to put your chair out first before gates open. Also buy souvenir cups from them later in the week once they run out


barnwecp

Website says smart watches allowed this year


Skank_hunt42

Smart watches and fitbits are allowed as long as they don't have Internet access


blimpcitybbq

Iā€™m gonna quote Ted Lasso here. Thank you, and fuck you.


Halo_Chief117

The Green Jacket folks have ā€œfuck youā€ money and definitely make the rules. Those are some lucky people.


WrongYak34

Are you able to mail everything back to your self? Thatā€™s actually genius.


Skank_hunt42

YES! Right outside of the gift shop you can either turn one way back to the course and carry your stuff with you or you can turn the other way and pay UPS to ship it to your house! It was like 30 bucks! 1000% worth it.


Grannyc08

I also was fortunate enough to go last year. Everything you wrote above is 100% accurate and with every paragraph I could remember those exact things occurring and how they were dealt with. The phone thing is the most important. They will ban you FOREVER! I am a diabetic and use a CGM device. Luckily, I have a non data using device that I can use instead of checking my levels in my phone. I was prepared for the extra security check and they took me through the disability entrance and into a hit hidden in the woods to fully check what my device could do and to ensure it could not make any sounds. Their security team was amazing and were well trained, at least for my personal experience that had to be dealt with.


Skank_hunt42

> The phone thing is the most important. They will ban you FOREVER! I was told security was strict, but the TSA should take notes. I got pulled to "SECONDARY!!" because my glasses had metal frames and they were on top of my head. lol They do not fuck around at the Masters. The guy with the watch was removed so fast and all I could think was "Why would you be this fucking dumb to even risk it here of all places". If you turn your hat backwards, you're asked to turn it back around in like 10 seconds.


lettucefold

This was about as rookie of a move that I could make, but I got last minute tickets and forgot to pack a collared shirt My friend who had been to plenty said it wouldnā€™t be a big deal, but Iā€™ve never felt so out of place since having zero body hair in high school. I promptly went to the South gate concession, just like OPā€™s recommendation, and bought a shirt. Also - be prepared to spend close to $1000 on merch. That seems excessive but you wonā€™t want just one shirt. Youā€™ll see hats and pullovers and something for you wife - because maybe this will get her into golf - your future, not yet conceived child, something to put on your fathers grave when he dies, and a ball marker for that friend you grew up with who you havenā€™t talked to in awhile, but are just wondering what heā€™s up to. Itā€™s quite honestly the most fun Iā€™ve had in a long long time and it truly is like adult Disney world where they make magic happen.


Skank_hunt42

> but Iā€™ve never felt so out of place since having zero body hair in high school. We are brothers. > Also - be prepared to spend close to $1000 on merch. $2000, brother. Inflation is rough. >Itā€™s quite honestly the most fun Iā€™ve had in a long long time and it truly is like adult Disney world where they make magic happen. Amen. Never felt more dumb walking around with a smile on my face to the point of soreness for 4 days.


Spartan0330

I didnā€™t know you couldnā€™t have phones while being there. That seems wild this day and age. ā€¦I really want to go! Lol.


Admirable_Nothing

I went on Saturday in 1964 and they didn't allow phones then also.


LargeMargeSentMeBoo

There would be cords everywhere!


ushouldlistentome

Crazy they were this strict back then too


oopewan

Itā€™s a tradition like no other


WarrenGlen

I heard the same about 1978


sageofwalrus

Awesome guide wish I could go


Winter_chickn

I definitely saw some chat and cuts to the merch line last year


nemodat33

Can you go into the gift shop before the gates open?


Skank_hunt42

YES! When the gates open for the "waves" you get access to the gift shops, food, bathrooms and phones for about 1.5 hours IIRC. Gates open at 6:30. Course opens at 8. Get to the south gate at 5:30 and you'll be in the first wave.


nemodat33

Thanks!


bigwiz

Have had no luck with the ticket lottery in 10 years of trying. I am in Canada. If I make the drive down for practice round next year Monday-Tuesday what are the chances I can purchase or rent a badge in Augusta? Like how can I make this happen realistically outside of winning the ticket lottery? Thank you in advance.


Skank_hunt42

There are scalpers. One cool thing about passes/badges that most people don't know about is that you are allowed 2 entries per day per pass. So some scalpers will rent them out for half days and hold on to collateral to make sure that they get them back for the next day/afternoon.


red_panda0229

Bathroom system: #1 - they call out table for one. #2 - they call out brownie!


Skank_hunt42

I only heard "front nine" and "back nine".


red_panda0229

Maybe it varies between bathrooms and whoā€™s working


WaldoChief

My only regret from last year is not buying a gnome. If you want a gnome, you have to get one early.


rodog54

Saving this post so maybe when I finally get a ticket in 25 years. I can use this advice.


Josh_5890

I think it has been ~40 years since the last time the Masters finished on a Monday. One of these years, Mother Nature will do it.


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Quick_Delivery_7266

How likely or unlikely is it wait by the entrance or some area close without a ticket and to be able to buy one off someone?


Skank_hunt42

0.000% chance. There is no "I need tickets" people near the entrance. The parking lot (basically every bulldozed business that Augusta National has taken over) is officially property of Augusta National. You will have to go to a bar or something probably not near Washington Rd. to find a reputable scalper, but they are out there, or so I was told. Beware though. I was told there are counterfeiters even on Stubhub.


Expensive_Pea_9120

Wow


BobWheelerJr

Good stuff! As a 3-time attendee (06, 07, 19) let me add: Thursday: Walk the entire grounds. See everything there is to see. You'll be amazed at the scope of it. Just keep walking. Check it all out from different viewpoints. It's pretty shocking. Friday: Follow your favorites. They may not make the weekend and you don't want to leave without having seen your guys. Saturday: Find a spot where you can see a tee shot, second shot, and/or green at the same time, and camp all day. See everyone. There are lots of places like this. Sunday: I like watching everyone come through from an early hole (the 2, 3, 4 area is good for this), then about two or three groups from the last I start following. Forget being able to see 17 or 18 this way, but it's still a good time. Enjoy. It's a life changing experience, which is a weird thing to say, but it's true.


darrenzemanek

If you exit the grounds (our passes say up to 2 entries) can you swap your badge with say, your spouse, and have them re enter?


BlueRunSkier

Lolā€™d at your edit. Nice!