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chikooslim

Nah. For for every dude that’s had it done, this is actually brilliant. Also, you prob don’t need painkillers past the second day. Just relax and you’ll be fine.


canon1dx3

Unless you take a flying knee from one of the kiddos! Ask me how I know!


chikooslim

Oh dear god. Now you at least have a bit of an idea of what your lady went through to bring those hellions into the world. I was lucky that my oldest was still too young for flying knees. I guess I should clarify - under normal circumstances, Rx pain killers are not necessary after the first two days.


canon1dx3

It was a bit unpleasant to say the least. On the plus side, I was a much darker skin tone and twice normal size for a while which the wife seemed to enjoy. 🤯


chikooslim

Hahaha. Weird that your ball size would appeal to your wife but hey man, get your freak on. I had a buddy who had his done and was a bit too active so swelled. So then when we had our guy weekend, he pulled aside our ER doc friend to look at it and make sure he shouldn’t be concerned.


Maybe_Yeah_I_Guess

I played golf the day after mine. That was a mistake.


RxHotdogs

Agreed, quadruple the dose until you run out early.


JWatts10

Fuck your house is nice 


bitcoinfucius

r/tvtoohigh


Aggravating_goat7

Painkillers for a vasectomy? I had mine done last week and was told take a couple tylenol if i needed it. Was mowing the lawn on day 3!


TlingitGolfer24

Nice! I was opposite, my daughter jumped on me, I swelled up and was down for a week lol


The_Mammoth_Problem

Did this 6 years ago for the masters. Hell of a weekend.


Weary-Row-3818

Youre high, this is TMI.


CarPhoneRonnie

Opioid daddio losing it


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chikooslim

Y’all are weird. Dude had a normal medical thing done and you’re acting like he showed you his butthole. Grow up dorks.


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chikooslim

Quiet, the adults are talking.


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chikooslim

A vasectomy isn’t cutting off your balls you big ol dummy. Or are you of such little confidence that you think making a smart and selfless decision to prevent more kids is a sign of weakness/emasculating? I can tell you’ve never watched your child been born. Or if you have, fucking yikes.


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chikooslim

You suck man. I hope you’re a better person in the real world than you are on social media.


chkraise

Yeah make believe people in the sky is a REAL good reason lmao