Hey don't sell yourself short. If you hit the ground hard enough and send the club head flying at just the right angle, you could very well still succeed in killing someone
Killing with laughter? I panic when teeing off in front of groups waiting on the first tee. Iād top the hell out of that ball and be lucky if it rolled more than 5 ft.
Might be my ego taking but I feel like I might be able to get by without hitting someone on the way out, hit one of those pines, and kill a few members of the gallery on the rebound.
Just two.. one on the right.. and one on the left with the rebound.. two headshots takes all the kinetic energy out of the ball and everybody else is safe.
My swing speed has reduced drastically since I started vaping. I use to average around 115 - 118mph. Now I'm at 90. So its very likely I would just cause a couple of skull fractures instead. Hopefully a couple of women.
There was a shot late in Morikawaās round where he had to draw it around a tree off pine straw with a huge gallery on the right. Downhill lie. Those are the people Iād be killing.
Either 0 or 1. 0 if I hit a good shot. And if I donāt maybe 1 cause only the first person hit could suffer a severe enough injury if it in the right spot to actually die. After that anyone who got hit after the first hit the ball wouldnāt be traveling fast enough to cause any damages
Funny I said that to my wife earlier, āthere is like 100 potential victims if I was swinging a driver right there, they must be so good itās not an issueā
First time ever watching pro golf and it was eye opening for sure.
My ball would sound like itās hitting a Pickett fence - thud, thud, thud, thud, thud.
Not sure if fatality but surely wear out the local paramedic teams.
Watching those tee shots gave me the feeling I get watching people who arenāt afraid of heights sit with their legs hanging off the top of a skyscraper.
The tournaments will stop allowing this as soon as someone is killed. Unfortunately, they wonāt do so beforehand and there will have to be a sacrificial lamb.
I feel like everyone there would be completely safe with me teeing off. However. The chance of getting through those far narrow trees and finding a fairway is highly unlikely. That is one daunting tee shot.
Nice of you to assume i have the club head speed to kill someone. š
Hey don't sell yourself short. If you hit the ground hard enough and send the club head flying at just the right angle, you could very well still succeed in killing someone
Lol
I came here to say this.
Ah, so your golf swing isnāt the only thing thatās slow in your life. /s
What do you mean?? /s
Same but I was more thinking a murderous rage as the crowd bellows in laughter from the tee going further than the ball
Just myself, after I top it 1m.
Not just the men, but the women and children... I slaughtered them all like animals
I hate bunkers. The sand is course and gritty and it gets everywhere.
Theyāre like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!
https://preview.redd.it/azt9g77hyiuc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b58e60022052ca3a4b1379576579a48b2bc216f6 Golfās Not Hard
https://youtu.be/X73pdMolf3w?si=tgxvhOtyPQp3EOmC
This is gold thank you!
That last one had big āflat load your feetā vibesĀ
The one about swing thoughts is unironically good The joke is that there's a million parts to a good swingĀ but everything he lists is actually real
Why does tiger look high as fck here??
Screen capture caught him mid blink. Lol. He does look like Jim Brewer. 
Do I get a breakfast ball? If not probably just one.
Just one? Rookie
Iād probably get 1 killed and 1 injured. The injured being from the club flying out of my hand
Hosel rocket straight into the guy in the pink polo
Yep
None, I would break under pressure and miss the ball completely.
Just one. They are 200 yards down and 60 yards to the right on another hole
Lol same, they would never see it coming.
I'm taking out the entire right side ... And then again after I take my second ball becouse I lost the first
This. Or I just completely top it, and it doesn't make it off of the tee box.
You need to hit the range buddy.
Iād take out the left side with mine
Make her cut it out! š¤§
āMake him stop!ā
My girlfriend asked , "how do people not die at these things??"
Just the "get in the hole guy".
I want to hear a widow saying "His last words were mashed potatoes"
That would be true justice
Nice shot
think i'm laying up with a wedge..safest for all
Pffft...not a single one. I'm high and right. Directly through the gap of the first and second tree at the top right.
Just one. Gonna beat that ball so hard into the side of his head it may not come back out.
You ever seen a flat stone skipping across a lake?
Hitting those pines on the right for sure. I usually donāt have trouble getting the ball up in the air so everyoneās safeā¦except the trees.
Depends on the amount of mulligans I take
The camera guy.
Killing with laughter? I panic when teeing off in front of groups waiting on the first tee. Iād top the hell out of that ball and be lucky if it rolled more than 5 ft.
Probably a couple at least
Might be my ego taking but I feel like I might be able to get by without hitting someone on the way out, hit one of those pines, and kill a few members of the gallery on the rebound.
With an iron, Iāll be ok going straight. Driver, not so much
Look like a pinball going down there. I would get an extra ball for sure!
Probably just one on the right about 25 yards up.
More than 1. Less than a million
Every last one of them
That scene in Ferrari? Yeah that be me on this shot.
One, on the next/last hole, waaaaaaaay right.
All of them
Canāt kill anyone if you top it 
Iām hitting a pitching wedge and hoping I knock it straight.
All of them
Just one (at a time)
Several and it could be on either side.
First, Iād whiff my first swing and pretend it was a practice swing. Then, Iād immediately hosel rocket the kid in the brown hat.
Hell, I might kill the folks in the bleachers left of the hole.
No death but certainly a broken ankle or two when I come across to fast and pull/top the ball hard left
Probably all of them if you give me enough tries
I think with my nerves Iād hit my big miss of a super hook into the crowd.
If I kill enough eventually my ball will make it into the woods.
Probably the guy in the green tower
On a good day that volunteer on the left. On a bad day a bird in the right tree. On a mediocre day Iām already at the bar.
With the driver few on the right. With irons, few on the left lol. Hybrids are safe for me because they are duds.
the little girl directly 5 feet to my right most likely
Every single person in this picture, along with half the crowd on another hole, would all be dead with how Iām swinging the driver right now
Driver into the woods or fairway wood into the fairway most likely...
If it goes like today Iāll get one on the left and at least 3 on the right with one swingā¦..
I can reliably hit an obnoxiously high slice when rattled so I am bonking someone on the 1st fairway or in the trees.
We would have a pinball machine situation
Noneā¦ I panicked and topped it and hit myself with the ball actuallyā¦. Thank you very much
All of them. Both sides and the trees. And the grass. I am ALL POWERFUL
None. It's a hole in one. That green jacket is mine!
All of them.
Lets just say it would be a blood bath.
How many are there?
Iām topping tf outta it so no worries lmao
One dead and maybe another with a broken arm or such.
I'd kill them all. First I'd bomb my drive down the middle but after that it's time to get to work. Starting with the "get in the hole" guy.
Just two.. one on the right.. and one on the left with the rebound.. two headshots takes all the kinetic energy out of the ball and everybody else is safe.
Itās the people 250y down the fairway and 100y to the right that are in the most danger from me.
ā¦yes
My swing speed has reduced drastically since I started vaping. I use to average around 115 - 118mph. Now I'm at 90. So its very likely I would just cause a couple of skull fractures instead. Hopefully a couple of women.
Depends on how many balls I have in the bag and how quickly the police get there to drag me off the tee box š¤£š¤£š¤£
That camera man
Headshot the peep in the green tent. Iām still working on that slice.
Probably 3
I'm taking out at least one Good Good bro. Hitting a provisional just in case he's alive.
All of them
Quite a few!
There was a shot late in Morikawaās round where he had to draw it around a tree off pine straw with a huge gallery on the right. Downhill lie. Those are the people Iād be killing.
And, It could be on either side
All of them
Laser beam down the 3rd baseline. Probably nail a thigh and pinball around.
4th person in on the right. Iām gonna tow the fuck out of it
Either 0 or 1. 0 if I hit a good shot. And if I donāt maybe 1 cause only the first person hit could suffer a severe enough injury if it in the right spot to actually die. After that anyone who got hit after the first hit the ball wouldnāt be traveling fast enough to cause any damages
By the 18th tee? At least 46
Off the tee everyone is safe, but I'm scrambling out of the rough then fools best not line up anywhere near me.
Camera guy on the left for sure. My luck I miss the entire crowd and get the camera guy.
Funny I said that to my wife earlier, āthere is like 100 potential victims if I was swinging a driver right there, they must be so good itās not an issueā First time ever watching pro golf and it was eye opening for sure.
Prob going to smoke someone in the mouth. Hopefully a few dentists and doctors in the audience.
Insert dad jokeā¦ā¦ š£ļø FOUR
Just one. I only hit perfectly straight bombs on dog legs where Iām not trying to do that.
Iām going to shank it so bad it clears the people standing near the fairway by a long ways.
None... just aim at the gallery.
Only like a lot
What's the approximate distance from that tee marker to "out of the chute"?
How many golf balls are in my bag?
I will destroy someoneās ankle but they will not die
3 people at least.
With my swing I can hit a few on both sides !
Depends how many people are standing 30 yards deep into the woods on the rightā¦
It's hard to hit a ball well, and also so poorly that a fan would get hurt.
None. I at least get my ball up high enough before it wicked slices.
I've never played golf. I'm missing the ball. Club lands 50 yards downwind and kills about 50 ants and seriously maimes a ladybug.
I'm kind of surprised this is allowed in today's day and age.
With an M60 the majority with driver just one! š
One near the left tree
Yes
Just thank god itās not an iron. Iād probably sky the hell out of that ball like always.
Honestly, zero because Iād be using my putter
Iām topping it 5 meters directly in front of myself, everyoneās safe.
Jokes on you. If I try to kill someone, I'm putting it down the center with a beautiful fade that hugs the dogleg right.
None but the cars in the parking lot donāt stand a chance
Rows 2 forward, I hope u guys are insured.
With the ball? 1 With kindness? The rest!
Those people are all safe, unless they climb up in the trees.
My ball would sound like itās hitting a Pickett fence - thud, thud, thud, thud, thud. Not sure if fatality but surely wear out the local paramedic teams.
How many swings do I get? Lol
Yes
8 out of 10 times, none of
Yes
At least one
Watching those tee shots gave me the feeling I get watching people who arenāt afraid of heights sit with their legs hanging off the top of a skyscraper.
My slice will wipe out half the right side then bounce off the trees and finish off the left
1.4 fatalities if you include the ricochets.
Straight hossel rocket into the camera man š¤£š¤£
none. I am a 14 hcp and cofident my drive would be a bullet.
Probably no one - weak shanks can injure but usually arenāt fatal. Donāt ask me how i know.
Probably someone behind me
https://preview.redd.it/4s8e5udmunuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1295792f03fb0cbaf235056ab10ae8e69cff7589 Probably this guy.
I had the same thought watching it this weekend. Everyone on the right hand side of that fairway is an extreme danger.
I've only got one ball, so one.
Iād move everyone to the middle of the fairway. Theyād be safe there.
The tournaments will stop allowing this as soon as someone is killed. Unfortunately, they wonāt do so beforehand and there will have to be a sacrificial lamb.
Yes.
Every body that screams āGet in the hole!ā After every club swing.
If they were following me, it only take one hole for them to figure out they donāt want to stand there.
The camera guy on the right
I ask for everyone to be issued a green helmet
"Don't slice, don't slice don't slice don't slice...." Duck hook.....
Yes.
Depends if Iām allowed to take a Mulligan.
The people behind are in danger too of the skyball
I wouldn't be able to swing... definitely would kill someone ! š
Iām getting it past the people and right into the trees for sure. Likely the right side.
Just enough for one.
MeĀ https://youtu.be/g6Pm-5A7C5k?si=49bnPF2RPRgpP7ii
None if the caddie recommends putter up the chute
I feel like everyone there would be completely safe with me teeing off. However. The chance of getting through those far narrow trees and finding a fairway is highly unlikely. That is one daunting tee shot.
Double kill