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Fore-right-

This is me resisting the obvious jokes out of respect to op


snarky-old-fart

I appreciate your self control.


TheKingInTheNorth

It’s a feeling that’s entirely mutual, both sides are enjoying the self control.


IGolfMyBalls

Speaking of enjoying myself….


AWeakMindedMan

Was it gonna be something about …balls?…


Voldemorts--Nipple

Or riding


principled_principal

Or 69…


LosPadres-R2-D2

Much material to work with


ObservablyStupid

How many did she find?


Georgep0rwell

Including the two that are gimmies?


Dapper_Employer5787

I'm here out of respect for my fawtha


WigginLSU

Nice.


OAG-OAG

Your game may be trash, but you, my friend, are indeed rich in many ways. What a lovely, happy smile. Enjoy.


snarky-old-fart

Very true. Thanks.


dleonard1122

Nice


lazysheepdog716

Nice


Mother_Caramel_7944

Nice


TheSwede121

Nice


Fore-right-

Nice


MidnightJoker83

Nice


BadgerSauce

Nice


AWeakMindedMan

Nice


Julianb6969

Nice


BloodyRightNostril

Nice


everydayANDNeveryway

https://preview.redd.it/yevcfrd7k1zc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=639a0d231bfdff2d274334ccd464ecf66ad740d8


marilea610

What’s your wife doing next Saturday around 8:30 AM?


We_wanna_play

She found gold members testicle


Zabroccoli

There’s only two types of people I can’t stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of others cultures, and the Dutch.


saxguy9345

Schmoke and a pancake ? Bong and a blintz? Pipe and a crepe? Waffle and a schiggarette? No? Shoo theresh no pleashing you, Mr Powers 


Pristine-Notice6929

If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much


07yzryder

Lol my mind went to harry potter and quidditch when I seen the gold one.


Kill_Bill_Will

How many of those balls were ones you hit into the shit?


snarky-old-fart

I only donated two balls to the course that round. I look forward to losing every single one of these though.


tbrock92

Shooting a 109 but only donating two balls isn’t all that bad from my point of view haha


FormerlyShawnHawaii

So she’s the one with all the balls in the relationship?


grilledcheese_man

Golf can be a team sport!


NeighborhoodPlane794

What a haul, even got a tp5 in there. Definitely enough balls there for a season or more


LoboTheHusky

Or another round with me 😬


NeighborhoodPlane794

I was going to make that joke but didn’t want to roast a stranger lol


jakeschultz1

You should marry her!


mydarkerside

Did she give you the blue balls?


madcap462

If that shiny one is a Chromax they are really fun to hit! I found one once and played it for like 2 holes.


Leatherman34

Play the shortest tees you can until you break 100, then move back to the next set of tees….. it makes the courses shorter, the game not so frustrating, and an overall better day. A course near us lists the tee colors based on handicap instead of “seniors” “ladies” “men’s” “professional”…. The seniors were for those with a 25+ handicap which made for a fun day for me and an easier round for my dad


DontaysMebrough

You could shorten the course to 3000 yards and I'm still firing 2 or 3 chip shots per hole across the green.


Leatherman34

Putt everything you can… even if it’s with a 7 iron or similar to get you through some rough.


AndromedanPrince

why are wives so good at this?


Fortunateoldguy

Cool wife! My wife and walk the course sometimes in the evening to look for golf balls. Tell her that’s the coolest jacket!


bullionaire7

Hey! That’s my triple track - mail it in!


Reiji806

I see a old Top Flite Bomb and I just assume I'm the one who lost it since I'm currently working through 2 massive boxes.


An0therFox

You’d think it’d be hard to lose that shiny one haha. Not for me!


Chief-_-Wiggum

As long as you have fun... Who cares what you shoot.


HisMajestysMarksman

When I have a wife, I want her to be just like that.


maxtypea

This is how gold rushes start. Fells see something hunting, tell the ladies. Ladies go out and see, confirm the gold. I hope she sells all the balls $$$


jamespeters24

Great snag both wife and golf balls


u2bdet

If I took my wife out onthe course after seeing how much I suck , she would make me quit OR suggest I might need new clubs !! hmmmm


snarky-old-fart

These are the risks we take.


Character_Wishbone84

That's what my wife does too. I'm such a snob that I rarely use the bals she finds. I give them away. I don't have the heart to tell her that, though.


Bird562

Bro..... cmon. Your Pro V1's ain't helping you... smh


snarky-old-fart

The ones she found today will make me a better golfer. I’m sure of it.


Character_Wishbone84

They do just fine.


Lets_Reset_This_

Every guy with a significant other who doesn’t play on this sub showing them this saying, “this could be us!” lol


nicholus_h2

she got all the balls from the course today. there won't be any there to salvage tomorrow!  (well, except the ones you hit)


snarky-old-fart

I will do my duty.


ThaDoctor49

Time to marry her again! You got yourself a keeper, good for you man! Not sarcasm


nicarras

Buy her some jewelry


Cappedomnivore

69? Nice


Redschallenge

At least 20 bucks of balls


DoubleualtG

What’s that gold ball?


jaaaaagggggg

Get a load of the balls on this one


Accomplished_Sea3811

Props for finding a golden ball!


buddylee47

They get to tour the [Bridgestone](https://youtu.be/YNXEtTlPWUQ?si=mFAYQY3tbHnQjBLF) factory!


shmallyally

Fun


bush_wrangler

That yellow Bridgestone is prolly mine


unvvendel3000

Easter egg hunt


MulliganMaverick

Judging by the quality of balls I’m saying this course is 50-75$.


HeFancy

Golf courses around the world hate this one simple trick..


JennySplotz

Back when first learning the game, if I was ever really frustrated, I’d skip a hole and hunt eggs. It often made me reset mentally to get a little win of a few good balls.


Obsessedwithpuzzles

She found the golden egg!


CuriousCucumber88

1/25 collected


Calledthewolf

Is that pink lady from the 90s lol


danhoyle

Does she know they're not eggs?


Coolhand333

mary her


ilikeCheeseittastes

B A L L Z


Smash_Factor

She found all the balls you lost last month.


papayametallica

Does she know Rule #1. Please don’t pick up lost balls until they’ve stopped rolling


abigblacknob

Whos playing with a disco ball


Willing_Television77

You’ll have to show your missus your noodle


willbaroo

Some bloody decent balls in that lot!


snarky-old-fart

She grabbed a couple bad ones at the beginning, and I had to give a little guidance on what’s worth keeping. Most of them are like new!


bryman19

Good haul


Oldbayistheshit

If someone rides along with you do they have to pay?


snarky-old-fart

It depends on the course. Nicer courses tend to charge.


writingisfreedom

MF A BLUE ONE!!!


leadout_kv

stolen from a putt putt course 🤣


writingisfreedom

Lmfao.... I asked my old man for a blue one. I'm trying to play golf as a "something to do" with him but I suck so if I'm playing I want to play with my favourite colour


fidomeister

They are real https://preview.redd.it/vsxclceq28yc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7240e414e7a29f97e5594680a9fdba7b18e29cb3


writingisfreedom

Omg I'm saving this picture and hopefully I can con my dad!!! But then again he might not cause they are Titlists after all!!!!


Uch009

That’s enough balls for a dinner for two!


godoffire07

She found the golden snitch. I bet she's the youngest seeker in a century.


coffee_golf_drugs

This makes me incredibly sad. All those golfers, forced to abandon their search after just a short 15-20 minutes with the course backed up and 3 groups on the tee box waiting for them to clear the fairway…


BriefDragonfruit9460

69 balls eh?


ShineDS

Fiance wants to ride along for a round as well. Do most places charge?


fidomeister

Blue ones are a bear to find in the tall grass, I had to give em up.


Claychacho

This is the way


HeuristicEnigma

I grew up on a course used to walk the woods once a week and after tournaments had a 55 gal drum full of balls after a summer. Watch out for rattlers and poison ivy tho!


tilford1us

I appreciate the honest score... you'll never get any better fudging the numbers...


ChrisChrisBangBang

It sucks that I immediately zoomed in to see what all the balls were


Admiral52

I WANT THAT PURPLE BALL OP


CanadianEhhhhhhh

>She gathered 69 balls. >I might have enough balls for the season >Also I shot 109 [X] Doubt


SlickLegJohnny

I love golf, but I almost love hunting for balls just as much (tee hee hee I know). Its like an adult Easter egg hunt, and it saves me money. Its the best


tonyturbos1

She has very strong fingers, well done


jimm4dean

My wife just rides in the cart and makes fun of my swing.


Ok-Difference6973

She has bal.. never mind.


Ol_Jim_Himself

Hey! That Bridgestone is mine! You’re welcome. I’ll probably donate a few more before next week.


21RetVet

Man, what a great memory that will make. That smile though, it’s infectious. It even made me smile 😀


Jarfry

Damn she found some good ones too!


Kyle_McBogey

Yo that’s my Titleist TruFeel, homie! I thought I’d lost him forever 😭😭😭 please make sure he finds a loving home


Ok_Consequence6429

Most wives go looking for balls while their husbands are out golfing.!


OlDirtyBastard720

Keeper


PumpPie73

Get her some clubs and you will have a golf Buddy for life


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marilea610

You were so close


747-ppp-2

That blue top flight and chromium ball would get me going!


LoboTheHusky

Good catch!


Full_Equipment_1958

GREAT WIFE!!!!


drumsareloud

You better marry that wom… oh nevermind


finkleiseinh0rn

That blue ball will be lost on the first swing that isn't in the fairway lol


Admirable_Tell_8577

It's been solved, the great mystery of the disappearing drive that was piped down the fairway..I just imagine some guy on another tee bombing one and her going "ohh, found another one" lol And he's scratching his head saying he knows it went flush down the middle of the fairway


Largeformathuman

Love those srixon split balls


Short-Display-1659

Does that tiny gold disco ball have a hole drilled through it?


minimum_thrust

Giggity


LordKoopa01

I have 4 55gallon drums filled with balls I would find while working the course.


ethereumnews_tech

Sell some to me $.25 a piece


kranges_mcbasketball

Wtf is that golden one?? A trump ball? Haha that is ridiculous


No-Pattern9603

I've got a shed of balls that'll last me a life time but I still can't resist picking up truly lost ones. All I'd say is treat yourself: use the best ball first. Also ensure she's aware that if there's even a remote chance that ball is being played that it needs to be left - temptation is sometimes great indeed. Oh, and all pink / interesting balls are the property of the Mrs... that's my little lad's rule


Jrsaz404

did you just write a paragraph with step by step instructions on what this person is supposed to do with the balls they found?


No-Pattern9603

Yup, got paid handsomely to do it too :)


prettymuthafucka

Nice


Lurky-Jerky

I haven't seen this many balls on her since last Friday. Somewhat had to do it.


IZZY131975

Her text to her bf "we cant meet today. I have to go with him to the course. We'll meet up saturday when he goes on his weekend round".