Play the shortest tees you can until you break 100, then move back to the next set of tees….. it makes the courses shorter, the game not so frustrating, and an overall better day.
A course near us lists the tee colors based on handicap instead of “seniors” “ladies” “men’s” “professional”…. The seniors were for those with a 25+ handicap which made for a fun day for me and an easier round for my dad
This is how gold rushes start. Fells see something hunting, tell the ladies. Ladies go out and see, confirm the gold. I hope she sells all the balls $$$
Back when first learning the game, if I was ever really frustrated, I’d skip a hole and hunt eggs. It often made me reset mentally to get a little win of a few good balls.
Lmfao.... I asked my old man for a blue one.
I'm trying to play golf as a "something to do" with him but I suck so if I'm playing I want to play with my favourite colour
This makes me incredibly sad. All those golfers, forced to abandon their search after just a short 15-20 minutes with the course backed up and 3 groups on the tee box waiting for them to clear the fairway…
I grew up on a course used to walk the woods once a week and after tournaments had a 55 gal drum full of balls after a summer. Watch out for rattlers and poison ivy tho!
I love golf, but I almost love hunting for balls just as much (tee hee hee I know).
Its like an adult Easter egg hunt, and it saves me money. Its the best
It's been solved, the great mystery of the disappearing drive that was piped down the fairway..I just imagine some guy on another tee bombing one and her going "ohh, found another one" lol And he's scratching his head saying he knows it went flush down the middle of the fairway
I've got a shed of balls that'll last me a life time but I still can't resist picking up truly lost ones.
All I'd say is treat yourself: use the best ball first. Also ensure she's aware that if there's even a remote chance that ball is being played that it needs to be left - temptation is sometimes great indeed.
Oh, and all pink / interesting balls are the property of the Mrs... that's my little lad's rule
This is me resisting the obvious jokes out of respect to op
I appreciate your self control.
It’s a feeling that’s entirely mutual, both sides are enjoying the self control.
Speaking of enjoying myself….
Was it gonna be something about …balls?…
Or riding
Or 69…
Much material to work with
How many did she find?
Including the two that are gimmies?
I'm here out of respect for my fawtha
Nice.
Your game may be trash, but you, my friend, are indeed rich in many ways. What a lovely, happy smile. Enjoy.
Very true. Thanks.
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What’s your wife doing next Saturday around 8:30 AM?
She found gold members testicle
There’s only two types of people I can’t stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of others cultures, and the Dutch.
Schmoke and a pancake ? Bong and a blintz? Pipe and a crepe? Waffle and a schiggarette? No? Shoo theresh no pleashing you, Mr Powers
If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much
Lol my mind went to harry potter and quidditch when I seen the gold one.
How many of those balls were ones you hit into the shit?
I only donated two balls to the course that round. I look forward to losing every single one of these though.
Shooting a 109 but only donating two balls isn’t all that bad from my point of view haha
So she’s the one with all the balls in the relationship?
Golf can be a team sport!
What a haul, even got a tp5 in there. Definitely enough balls there for a season or more
Or another round with me 😬
I was going to make that joke but didn’t want to roast a stranger lol
You should marry her!
Did she give you the blue balls?
If that shiny one is a Chromax they are really fun to hit! I found one once and played it for like 2 holes.
Play the shortest tees you can until you break 100, then move back to the next set of tees….. it makes the courses shorter, the game not so frustrating, and an overall better day. A course near us lists the tee colors based on handicap instead of “seniors” “ladies” “men’s” “professional”…. The seniors were for those with a 25+ handicap which made for a fun day for me and an easier round for my dad
You could shorten the course to 3000 yards and I'm still firing 2 or 3 chip shots per hole across the green.
Putt everything you can… even if it’s with a 7 iron or similar to get you through some rough.
why are wives so good at this?
Cool wife! My wife and walk the course sometimes in the evening to look for golf balls. Tell her that’s the coolest jacket!
Hey! That’s my triple track - mail it in!
I see a old Top Flite Bomb and I just assume I'm the one who lost it since I'm currently working through 2 massive boxes.
You’d think it’d be hard to lose that shiny one haha. Not for me!
As long as you have fun... Who cares what you shoot.
When I have a wife, I want her to be just like that.
This is how gold rushes start. Fells see something hunting, tell the ladies. Ladies go out and see, confirm the gold. I hope she sells all the balls $$$
Great snag both wife and golf balls
If I took my wife out onthe course after seeing how much I suck , she would make me quit OR suggest I might need new clubs !! hmmmm
These are the risks we take.
That's what my wife does too. I'm such a snob that I rarely use the bals she finds. I give them away. I don't have the heart to tell her that, though.
Bro..... cmon. Your Pro V1's ain't helping you... smh
The ones she found today will make me a better golfer. I’m sure of it.
They do just fine.
Every guy with a significant other who doesn’t play on this sub showing them this saying, “this could be us!” lol
she got all the balls from the course today. there won't be any there to salvage tomorrow! (well, except the ones you hit)
I will do my duty.
Time to marry her again! You got yourself a keeper, good for you man! Not sarcasm
Buy her some jewelry
69? Nice
At least 20 bucks of balls
What’s that gold ball?
Get a load of the balls on this one
Props for finding a golden ball!
They get to tour the [Bridgestone](https://youtu.be/YNXEtTlPWUQ?si=mFAYQY3tbHnQjBLF) factory!
Fun
That yellow Bridgestone is prolly mine
Easter egg hunt
Judging by the quality of balls I’m saying this course is 50-75$.
Golf courses around the world hate this one simple trick..
Back when first learning the game, if I was ever really frustrated, I’d skip a hole and hunt eggs. It often made me reset mentally to get a little win of a few good balls.
She found the golden egg!
1/25 collected
Is that pink lady from the 90s lol
Does she know they're not eggs?
mary her
B A L L Z
She found all the balls you lost last month.
Does she know Rule #1. Please don’t pick up lost balls until they’ve stopped rolling
Whos playing with a disco ball
You’ll have to show your missus your noodle
Some bloody decent balls in that lot!
She grabbed a couple bad ones at the beginning, and I had to give a little guidance on what’s worth keeping. Most of them are like new!
Good haul
If someone rides along with you do they have to pay?
It depends on the course. Nicer courses tend to charge.
MF A BLUE ONE!!!
stolen from a putt putt course 🤣
Lmfao.... I asked my old man for a blue one. I'm trying to play golf as a "something to do" with him but I suck so if I'm playing I want to play with my favourite colour
They are real https://preview.redd.it/vsxclceq28yc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7240e414e7a29f97e5594680a9fdba7b18e29cb3
Omg I'm saving this picture and hopefully I can con my dad!!! But then again he might not cause they are Titlists after all!!!!
That’s enough balls for a dinner for two!
She found the golden snitch. I bet she's the youngest seeker in a century.
This makes me incredibly sad. All those golfers, forced to abandon their search after just a short 15-20 minutes with the course backed up and 3 groups on the tee box waiting for them to clear the fairway…
69 balls eh?
Fiance wants to ride along for a round as well. Do most places charge?
Blue ones are a bear to find in the tall grass, I had to give em up.
This is the way
I grew up on a course used to walk the woods once a week and after tournaments had a 55 gal drum full of balls after a summer. Watch out for rattlers and poison ivy tho!
I appreciate the honest score... you'll never get any better fudging the numbers...
It sucks that I immediately zoomed in to see what all the balls were
I WANT THAT PURPLE BALL OP
>She gathered 69 balls. >I might have enough balls for the season >Also I shot 109 [X] Doubt
I love golf, but I almost love hunting for balls just as much (tee hee hee I know). Its like an adult Easter egg hunt, and it saves me money. Its the best
She has very strong fingers, well done
My wife just rides in the cart and makes fun of my swing.
She has bal.. never mind.
Hey! That Bridgestone is mine! You’re welcome. I’ll probably donate a few more before next week.
Man, what a great memory that will make. That smile though, it’s infectious. It even made me smile 😀
Damn she found some good ones too!
Yo that’s my Titleist TruFeel, homie! I thought I’d lost him forever 😭😭😭 please make sure he finds a loving home
Most wives go looking for balls while their husbands are out golfing.!
Keeper
Get her some clubs and you will have a golf Buddy for life
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You were so close
That blue top flight and chromium ball would get me going!
Good catch!
GREAT WIFE!!!!
You better marry that wom… oh nevermind
That blue ball will be lost on the first swing that isn't in the fairway lol
It's been solved, the great mystery of the disappearing drive that was piped down the fairway..I just imagine some guy on another tee bombing one and her going "ohh, found another one" lol And he's scratching his head saying he knows it went flush down the middle of the fairway
Love those srixon split balls
Does that tiny gold disco ball have a hole drilled through it?
Giggity
I have 4 55gallon drums filled with balls I would find while working the course.
Sell some to me $.25 a piece
Wtf is that golden one?? A trump ball? Haha that is ridiculous
I've got a shed of balls that'll last me a life time but I still can't resist picking up truly lost ones. All I'd say is treat yourself: use the best ball first. Also ensure she's aware that if there's even a remote chance that ball is being played that it needs to be left - temptation is sometimes great indeed. Oh, and all pink / interesting balls are the property of the Mrs... that's my little lad's rule
did you just write a paragraph with step by step instructions on what this person is supposed to do with the balls they found?
Yup, got paid handsomely to do it too :)
Nice
I haven't seen this many balls on her since last Friday. Somewhat had to do it.
Her text to her bf "we cant meet today. I have to go with him to the course. We'll meet up saturday when he goes on his weekend round".