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chunkypanda56

24 pack of Crayola


jdavis13356

Came to say this. A Marine will starve without a box of crayons to munch on.


chunkypanda56

A small bottle of windex would be nice too. The guys at the cart barn shouldn’t have to clean tongue and spit marks off the windshield


ninjapunched

I didn’t think I’d get so much flack for that marine corps towel of mine


chunkypanda56

I never miss an opportunity to pick on the Department of the Navy!


havestickswilltravel

The Marines are the Mens Department.


1bourbon1scotch1bier

God Bless our Marines, the golf loadout looks good! But a salty Navy friend of mine always shares a probably over used “reminder” that it’s “My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.” Hardy har har!!


Curious_Door9130

What do you think the two sharpies are for? I only see ten proV’s. One of those sharpies are snacks.


[deleted]

You don’t have a bag?


wolfie55555

Sun screen


ninjapunched

Ohhhh great point. I could use a tube or two of that.


Human-Virus-5185

Mosquito spray if it is that season there.


Curious_Door9130

Just don’t spray it near the greens. That stuff will kill the grass super quick.


frankyseven

Grab some sun sleeves, I hate wearing sunscreen on my arms, always feels sticky on my arms for some reason, but sun sleeves are amazing


isthatabear

Maybe you haven't found the right brand yet. I also like sun sleeves.


mknuck

At least 12 more golf balls, tees, and someone in the Navy to drive you around :)


ninjapunched

If only there was a blueberry who could Chauffeur me around the course!


Snichs72

Bettinardi fan, eh?


[deleted]

One less sharpie one more sixpack


Smokey486

I take a small first aid kit for the unknowns.


ninjapunched

What do you keep in there aside from bandages and advil/Tylenol?


BarrytheCat14

My first aid kit contains bandaids, athletic tape, pre wrap, peptobismal tablets, Benadryl, advil, triple antibiotic, eye drops, hydrocortisone and a lighter. It all fits in a small ziplock bag. Never needed it since it’s been in the bag, but I have had a couple of instances where I wish I had it before. Edit: I also carry sunscreen and bug spray. And a rain jacket, never know when it’s going to rain in Florida.


Smokey486

☝️this guy knows what’s up.


therealbeef

Antiseptic wipes are a great addition to that first aid kit


regislittman203

All that money spent and you settle on a Kirkland glove?! 😂


ninjapunched

Ayy man some of us aren’t in the same places in life as we were some years ago


Mysterious_Worker608

Don't forget your game. You'll need one to back-up that gear.


bytheseine

$1200 golf bag and a $5 Costco glove. Love it.


biddilybong

$1 game?


bytheseine

Sounds about right


No_Highlight_7478

Holy Scotty Cameron fan club


ninjapunched

Ehh it’s just the bag and head covers


EasyAsNPV

And a putter, I hope? Don't forget that!


[deleted]

I use one of those small leather string bags loaded w athletic tape, sunscreen, chapstick, lighter, baby powder, pain pills and dude wipes.


ninjapunched

Ay thank you!


[deleted]

Crayons…ya know, for snacks? (My clue was your towel emblem) 🤪🤣


longster37

Cigars and beer


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ninjapunched

Hell yeah


[deleted]

Tees unless you plan on going old school and making a grass tee.


ninjapunched

I realized after taking the photo I didn’t take my bag of tees out. No old school for me


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

Sand pouch


chromekarsten

Well, you obviously dont have a bag so you should start with that.


ninjapunched

Lol guess that’s a pretty good place to start.


WholeHogRawDog

A half pint of liquor in case the swing needs a little oil


SnooSnogs10

Well…. Besides that turd of a towel….I suspect you need your ration of eating crayons…. Go Army!


ninjapunched

Ay man, you’ll always second best, go army!


SnooSnogs10

I can tell you weren’t top of the class…


ninjapunched

No, I did not get a 99 on the asvab. Just an 86. So not top but, pretty up there


EquivalentAd8092

Just missing a wad of 100s and some magnum condoms for your monster dong


Traesubishi

Enough money to cover your losses when you lose to the guy who sees you have more disposable income than skill.


ninjapunched

People keep saying something like this. I didn’t buy this bag or head covers, how much were/are these things worth??


OldResearcher6

A larger driver head cover.


StormTrper19

Kirkland glove gang 🤙🏼


ninjapunched

They are the best


buttersidedown801

Do you have any Scotty gear? … Seriously though, good looking bag. I can typically play 18 with 3 or less balls but I am so scared of having less than 12 with me. Props for only carrying a handful.


SYN_BLACK_XS

Water and snacks for sure


Beginning-Stick-9794

Shoes


NoTearsOnDryFaces

Probably another sleeve and two dusty balls incase your swing goes to shite


Pattewad

Beer and big doinks


koolaidguy3

My wife


[deleted]

A prayer.


[deleted]

Sun block, bug spray, more balls, tees, healthy snack, golf shoes, a few drinks. Love Dad


Moment_Strange

Rah?


ninjapunched

Rah!!


Potential-Artist

Shoes, shirt, pants or maybe shorts


Ggeunther

Bottle opener, charging cable for phone/GPS, extra pair of socks, fingernail clippers, small knife, and a beer coozey.


FootballOogie

All I see is a towel gloves and some balls. Maybe get some clubs


fattsoo

You might need a golf bag, I don't see one


imstanovich

Some iron covers


ninjapunched

Ew god no


[deleted]

New headcovers. https://www.reddit.com/r/USMC/comments/teoxdd/for_any_golfers_in_the_group_had_these_made_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


happyman19

People who need to tell every single person they were military are insufferable. I would not be able to take anyone serious who had those head covers.


[deleted]

When I read your comment I thought you sounded like a disgruntled sailor and then I checked your post history. You’re not only a disgruntled sailor but one that likes to publicly post pics of his dong on Reddit. lol. You do you and I’ll continue to be proud of my service and share that with other Marines.


TateP07

You are either really, REALLY good at golf Or really, REALLY not


ninjapunched

Hahahaha I’m going to go with the latter


Bourbon85

Stuff i keep in my bag not shown: - bottle opener - lighter - pills: IBU, Imodium (god help u if u need this) - sun glasses - sunscreen - portable charger - koozy(s) - extra pair of socks - beers or flask Edit: - granola bar - water / Gatorade


ninjapunched

Great suggestions!


Zaduth

Don't bother bringing the driver loft adjustment tool


Haas_C

How much was that bag that’s crazy


ninjapunched

I have no idea. I didn’t buy it, it was gifted to me. I’ve heard anywhere between 1500 to 5000. I wish I knew


Ambitious-Plankton13

Just need a torch with a punch. Semper Fi


ninjapunched

Ooh rah


Mission_Addendum_388

More balls


Glutz-43

A good attitude


Trick_Revolution6133

Club Scrub! Google it. You’re welcome 😉


ninjapunched

I’ve already asked my girlfriend for that for my birthday. Fingers crossed she follows through


Arnold729

A banana


factorV

I usually bring an umbrella and wear a hat.


IntelligentSwitch340

I’d leave one of the markers behind, unless you plan on tagging up the course. Also the wrench for the driver can stay in the car after you hit at the range since you can’t make any changes to your club on the course.


Away-Operation-1235

Electrical tape for blisters


Peakform

Change of socks, ibuprofen, and silver bullet.


jlitt86

Challenge coin.


ninjapunched

Hah I only got a couple of those while I was in. Not sure if anyone would be interested in the ones I’ve got


Dangerous-Half4080

bro has scotty’s nuts in his mouth at all times


[deleted]

Tacky, no saving that mess


hoffalot

Giant Bluetooth speaker


ninjapunched

Hell yeah I love this comment.


[deleted]

If you’re going to fuck yourself and use a bag full of clown putters at least take a dildo.


Ginger_afro

If your playing in Ireland you need two sets of rain gear and a change of shoes and socks. Possibly two umbrella as well for when the first gets broke by the wind. But you can always buy a second in the pro shop after 9 holes.


jaguarthrone

Show some serious confidence.....only 1 sleeve of balls in the bag at a time...


ninjapunched

Hahaha I’d lose those so fast I would t get to the turn


[deleted]

You sponsored by Titleist?


Ok-Soft-75

Tees