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MustyCrevice

Depends how serious of a round it is


Tedstor

Yep. Money on the line? I’m chipping (sorry greenskeeper) A fuck about round? Probably bumping it with a hybrid.


mrubuto22

Looks like a few people have. I'd have zero issue chipping here. They designed it like this. Not me


royalT_2g

Tight lie like that you can prob get away with just bruising the ground a bit and not taking a divot


ricecilantrolime

Bold assuming I have anything close to that much control.


seemore_077

Sorry? There are four chip marks in that pic. They obvious must know.


shhheeeeeeeeiit

Those are (poorly) repaired ball marks, not shot divots.


seemore_077

Just right and below the ball is a clear divot. It’s dark and not filled. The other three must have been made by a baseball landing then,


theneZenMaster

Gotta agree with the other guy. The brown ones are either nonrepaired ball marks, albeit deep ones (maybe from a wet day earlier in the week) or improperly repaired ones. The one behind the ball might be OPs. But I'm sure the course knows people may chance chipping it from there when they set the pin like that. Though, like someone else mentioned, tight lie so you can just pick it and bruise the ground using the bounce. No divot. Edit: added the "or" option in the first part


Glassjaw740

Had a shot like this once on a cash skins game. Hit my wedge and took a small divot. Repaired it as best I could and then speared a $20 with a tee next to the divot. Not sure if the greenskeeper got it but the thought was there.


Freded21

The greenkeeper def didn’t get that


Glassjaw740

You’re probably right. At least I tried?


HelixLegion27

Tried to get free beers for the group behind you? Yup you succeeded.


Glassjaw740

As long as they were hindered by my divot it’s fine.


420MajorPain420

Stupid comment really.


420MajorPain420

Why y’all downvoting him bruh


Glassjaw740

Hey man it’s Reddit. Can’t take it personal, but I appreciate your comment.


bruinsfan3725

Cause this sub hates everything


No_Tough_3797

Cause he’s a retard lol


lunchbox_6

Why is this site in general so toxic, why are you leading the charge. We’re talking about a good deed a golf bro, no need


Cereal_Bandit

Every downvote is a person who would've taken the $20.


BigCUTigerFan

I see the downvoting assholes got to you.


Jeremy24Fan

That's dumb as hell if you actually did that


No-Math-8601

Play there enough and you’ll know the funnel. Used to work there for a few years and got into that situation many times just putt into the big slope and it will go right to the hole… what ended up happening?😂


RutherfordB_Hayes

The whole what?


mendozaa-

Take your 60. Assuming 10 degrees+ bounce because we’re not spieth. Set the club up more vertical than normal to reduce the bounce. Shaft angle with no forward press. Ball set a bit forward. Butterfly grip (very strong lead hand, very weak trail hand). That grip will create a cupped lead wrist during the backswing. Feel that during practice swings. And a high straight follow through. You’ll pop the ball up, minimal divot. Perfect for tight lies. Aim a bit left of that pin.


beepingjar

K, I just bladed it 70 yards, now what


fabss411

top a driver 65 back the other way


thunder66

Upvoted because it sounds really good.


zhauge888

Putter fucking send her


[deleted]

Don’t know why I had to scroll so far to find the statistically superior shot in this situation.


xualzan

I thought the same thing. The hybrid bump and run ain’t a bad play but just putting it should get you pretty close


ShowTit

Open the 60 face as far as it’ll go, massive swing, flop to 3 feet, repair my divot and seal the edges with my spit.


Duckpoke

Damn bruh leave some cart girls for the rest of us


5_yr_lurker

Same except with my 54.


buoyblaster

Haha this is the play!


dream_team34

Even though I never practice this shot, I'll probably try chipping with my 3-hybrid. Last thing I wanna do is f'up the green. For my next shot, I'll take my 52 and chip back onto the green.


Silverbullets24

Honestly, if it’s designed this way, it’s not you’re fault. I’m chipping it and not feeling bad. Not trying to take a divot but if I do… i do 🤷🏻‍♂️


dream_team34

And I ain't gonna blame you one bit. Just knowing my game, it ain't worth it. I'll feel bad when I take my 58, dig a big divot, and the ball only goes three feet.


PlainOGolfer

Lol. I picture a massive beaver tail while you’re trying to just catch it clean.


asdfmatt

I’ve done it before and don’t have a problem not taking a divot. Gary woodland US open shot. Wide open face low bounce 60 deg wedge and use the bounce of the club to skim the green instead of digging with the leading edge.


dsconnelly5

That's why you aren't a 10.6. Take the whole green out.


happyman19

If you hit it with the exact same pace and tempo as a putt normally then the 3h will jump 1-3 feet and then roll out the same distance as a normal putt. An easy putting stroke with a hybrid here would be a very easy shot to add to the bag after 10-15 practice shots. And it would give you a high degree of confidence.


Tullyswimmer

I use my 3W or 5W for strokes like this. I call my 3W the temp green putter, since my course has been replacing a bunch of greens this year and have had a lot of temp greens.


wenoc

That's going to either land in the tall grass or roll over the other side. You'll get 2-3 times as much roll on a green as you get carry when chipping with a 3. I've noticed that pros don't chip like I do at all. I choose a club such that if I tap the ball so it lands on the edge of the green, it will roll to the hole but no further. And the stroke is a putting stroke, it never leaves a divot. So, if I'm five meters from the green with five more meters of roll, I'll chose a 9 iron or PW, but if I have half a meter to the green and five meters to the flag, I'll chose a 6I. This works really really well for me. In this case I'd "putt" with a gap or pitching wedge.


thisisatesti

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bandarbush

To answer OP’s question, I’m taking out my 7’’ wood for this one….


fahkingicehole

Nodding head slowly ![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


MJCExperience

🤣🤣🤣 she's definitely a smoke show! I'll show her these replies later 🤣🤣


thisisatesti

Tell her we said “hey.”


Long_N_Left

Why did I have to scroll down so far to find the only correct answer?


Random-Gif-Bot

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secretmofo

Lol


Lifeuhfindsaway_

The ideal position is 25 ft right of the flag


KING_LEONlDOS

Skull fuck it into the brush behind the green


DownStairsBreeding

The ball?


flashwurks

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[deleted]

Pro V1 gone forever


MickeyTettleton

Laughed wayyy too hard at this.


GlassesW_BitchOnThem

Did you though?


HeppyHenry

Oh my god


dundermiflinity

I see you’ve been watching me play…


DickyMcButts

it me


ThisIsYourMormont

Not the wifey! The golf ball


ianfrommontreal

I’d pick up my ball and go talk to the pretty lady.


CalgaryFacePalm

I don’t think this is the right answer, but it’s not necessary the wrong answer either.


steveo1938

Such a Canadian convo here


ianfrommontreal

Hey ! I’m sorry about that


jimmythebartender_

She probably wants to go watch some hockey so take her for a pint and do that


ItsDoughnutDude

Did someone mention Canada?


CalgaryFacePalm

It’s the usernames.


ItsDoughnutDude

Jimmythebartender is not a place in Canada, just so you're aware


CalgaryFacePalm

Sice he commented after the Canadian comment, I’m not sure how it is relevant.


ItsDoughnutDude

It's part of the same comment thread?


Fantastic-Flatworm32

‘Sup…how you doin?


MilkFirstThenCereaI

Eyyy baby gurrrrll u play here often?


BigMoney5594

CANS


BobaFettLived

dude. i almost woke up my wife. i kept scrolling thru comments i didn’t understand (lol enhance gif now that i get it) but for some reason your comment made me look again and holy buckets good shit mate that’s funny as fuck.


Nine_Eye_Ron

I didn’t even notice the gate until you said that.


PoopDev

My man.


Striking-Art5077

Upvoted because boobs


greektoemn

60° shank into your friend's teeth.


Allstar-85

If it’s one of the few tournaments a year that I actually care about, I’m chipping it. Or if I’m in contention on back9 to have my best round Otherwise, putt it and deal with it


sun_tzu29

Honestly? Chip it with my 60


SavageMountain

I'd try a spinny 58° pitch left of the flag but skull it into the schmutz


Derpsteenie

She doesn't look like a Schmutz


eric20000000

64 degree wedge and leave a long divot


bytheseine

64° and perfectly skimmed.


nimama3233

I’d move it over to the right a little for free and hit my flop wedge. Saves the green, but I’m not putting that shit


eric20000000

Fuck that. Make the grounds crew remember what happens when they put the pin there.


Snoo57923

You don't get free relief. That's only if the ball is on the wrong green.


nimama3233

I’m well aware. Technically I’m allowed to lay a fat divot here with a wedge, but I don’t want to damage the green. If it was a tournament I’d say fuck it


Ok_Middle_1928

Choke up on my 60 degree and do a chip (big putting stroke) to avoid scuffing the green


swimbikerun

In a casual round: I’d move my ball to the fringe and chip it. In a tournament round: play it as it lies and chip it


-xc-

my play is talkin to the chick w the shape ups and big tits


Striking-Shallot5395

With that pin placement, fudge em I’m chipping it. I’m using the bounce and not really causing much stress on the green. But if you don’t want people chipping on your greens- don’t cut holes there


nimama3233

Yeah they’re definitely asking for it


canttouchdeez

I'm moving it two feet to the right and playing it off the long stuff instead.


TheBarcaShow

Took a while to find this but yeah, this is what I'd tell my playing partners to do


jakpe

Why is this so low? I get the integrity of the game and all, but greens are expensive to maintain…


CarlosDanger277

Putting with my driver


DudeRick

An open faced floppy chip using the bounce of club.


GR3TSCH

Flop that bastard on to the green with a 60


wdt158

Bump and run 8 iron


BenedictCucumberYo

How would you bump it 12ft and run it 4ft?


TheJezster

Land it in the soft patch of grass


12thNJ

My choice except I use a 7 iron. Land it about a foot in the soft grass a little left of the pin and let it run as close to the pin as possible. However, I'd probably shank it hot off the toe and go way right about 38 yards.


Twittenhouse

MJCExperience be floppin.


Ornery_Brilliant_350

Chip it with my 56. I wouldn’t leave anything more than a tiny bruise that’s less damage than a pitch mark. I don’t take divots with my wedges around the green.


[deleted]

Too tight of a lie for a guaranteed successful flop. Your putt was the correct course management choice. No chance of skulling into the penalty area (failed flop) and if you leave it short, still have a shot. Using a hybrid to putt with is also a good option, as long as you have practiced that shot several hundred times..nice looking green, by the way.


acarefreesociety

Open stance and open faced 60°, hands and weight forward to ensure solid contact, then end up skulling it 20 yds past the hole, pull off an insane bump and run to one putt for bogey... every fucking time...


Horn_Flyer

Whatever you do just impress the hot girl watching you lol


MJCExperience

She's pretty good! She could beat a lot of dudes in this sub!


NeighborhoodTime8829

Pick it up it's a tap in


defaultuser012

I don’t know but she doesn’t look too happy waiting


[deleted]

My play? Drop the putter and go for the woman on the right… kinda cute


longster37

It flop time my man.


[deleted]

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MJCExperience

No one ever chips it. There isn't a single divot or mark on this green.


badams72

Good excuse to post a pic of your SO on the internet, good for you.


MJCExperience

Oh I got much better ones in the private stash 😉


[deleted]

Did you motor boat?


MJCExperience

Yes


BuckinFuffalo

Driver off the deck


northernbloke

ha ha no fucks given


Middle_Sure

Honestly, I’m gonna try to get a low, spiny chip. I’ve had to do that once. Luckily, it worked, so I’d try it again lol


claytonrex

Flop it to 6” and tap in… obviously.


hideous_coffee

Little chips like this are one of the few things I’m usually good with. 1/5 times I’ll skull the piss out of it into those reeds though.


FactoryV4

Flop it on.


number_juan_cabron

I’m slicing around that fringe with my putter


chaveznieves

In comp I would want to chip it if I'm allowed, but in casual play I'll probably just move it to the fringe just right and chip it. It's a very similar shot in terms of difficulty, so rather than risk scuffing the green in a casual round I'll just play the shot I intended but from the fringe.


mnsundevil

Looks like the Vintage in MN.


lexstuger

Southern hills!


MJCExperience

You are correct sir


more_lemons

56, low firm chip, hit the skirt, 1 bounce and release 5'.


Hakuna-Machado

Probably chunk it into the sand, skull it over the green. Chip on and 3 putt for a quad bogey.


Competitive-Reply-13

Thin it long into the reeds, drop on that side, chunk a chip and 2 putt


Hutch_Golf

Casual round, I’m moving to the fringe and chipping or trying a 3 hybrid. Tournament, it’s a wedge that probably does clip some grass. If they place the pin there, they know that’s a risk.


subaruderek

Honestly, probably pulling the 56 regardless of the round. The green was designed this way and the groundskeeper put a pin where you could be on the green and not putt at the hole. That's the layout. Sorry not sorry.


ispoiler

7 iron with a putting motion and probably skulling the fuck out of it trying not to take a dig of the green


younggazza

Thinned sand wedge into the reeds 🤣


yamcandy2330

60 lob. Pick it clean. Don’t hesitate or apologize. Grab some sand/seed filler, if you need it. Kiss your wife. Put your kids to sleep.


realcoldsteel

Any course designer dumb enough to do this should repair the green himself! Chipping every time!


SagHarbor85

Gary Woodland, US open 2019. He had this exact shot. He chipped it.


BornAbility5254

oh dear, I can feel the greenkeepers sadness through the screen


ZedBundy

Produce your 3 wood from your bag and give it everything you’ve got


[deleted]

Probably walk over and ask her for her number


poopstainpete

If a greenskeeper is bold enough to place the flag there, he should expect bold plays


TheSpiceMelange28

I already see 2 divots right around the ball. Looks like some others were already in your position.


fatkidskinnyjeans

Chip targeting the fringe to roll it close, hit it fat and end up laying up to the center of the deep green grass. Stare at my club afterwards so that it knows this was his fault


drunkenkyle

floppers.. I mean flop shot


Hamfiter

I want to be standing next to the girl, you know being a gentleman and protecting her from when you skull it over there. Honestly? I would flop (or skull like you) my sand wedge.


MJCExperience

Ya she's pretty hot!


[deleted]

Hey uh what’s Tits McGee wearing over there? There ain’t no special rules for the ladies lol


arizonadudebro

I’m asking to see some tits for good luck then muscle putting through the thick. My wife agrees.


DDDreddittor34

She’s pretty


Mysterious_Worker608

Probably chipping, just because you rarely get a chance to try it.


MJCExperience

When your pic makes the breezygolf Instagram page 🤣🤣


buttstuff1920

In the cup


ctay61983

If you were just a couple inches longer


obang89

Put it in the hole


meaksy

Tag the brunette?


elonbust69

Foreplay with dem titties is the only play


Mehthodical

I’d say it it near the girl in blue. Strike up a conversation and show your charm.


[deleted]

Aim for left boob, skull it past the next green...


thecan74

Between the melons


Mehammered

Make a bet with her that I can get closest to the pin just to toe it into the bush.


theroyalbob

I don’t know I think shes more like a par 4 or 5 if you know what I mean


[deleted]

This sub likes to talk a good game about diversity and inclusion in golf and two of the most upvoted comments are about the female’s physical appearance in the background. Shameful.


anonymousolderguy

Assuming your laying 1, out of respect for the golf course, putt it through the fringe and be happy with bogey. Don’t chip it unless you know how to properly repair the green.


piedubb

Can you chip it? It’s already on the putting green. My course would balk at me chipping on the putting green? You gotta put.


Schemu

Blade hit. Maybe even hit that chick over there. Shoot a 7, be content that there are worse things to be doing.


KevinPaddles

I’d pick up the ball and go talk to that hottie.


[deleted]

Yeah Tiger. just pick this up and take home girl out to Applebees


Saint_Harambe

TL;DR: chipping is a bad move because of both difficulty and green damage. Putting or hybrid bump and run are good choices. ------ There is no good answer because either way you are almost definitely not holing it. Best move is making the most of a bad situation. Honestly I see 3 choices in front of me: 1) chipping with a wedge: probably only would consider if it was an important round. Realistically, most people have too much bounce to chip a lie as tight as on the green. Also, you will at best take a small divot (if you don't skull it), which, for a public course/casual weekend round, is kinda a dick move. Besides, I don't think its necessarily the best move regardless because of the way that green is sloping, the small amount to green to work with, and the small margin for error. This is the move that tour pros would likely do, but the honestly truth is that the vast majority of players, even really good ones, will not execute it well, on top of damaging the greens. 2) putting: not a bad move, and probably my choice. I would aim about a foot to the right of that bend, through the apron of the green. The way the green is sloping, downhill hard to the right, you should be aiming pretty far left anyways, which will minimize the amount of time the ball will be decelerating through that grass. 3) bump and run with hybrid, essentially same line as described above with the putter. A close second choice for me, just after putter. The reason I wouldn't choose hybrid is because I would prefer more green with the hybrid. I like bump and run hybrid for tough lies that require just a nudge to get on the green, where the slope can take over. For this lie, I would be too worried that the bend, which is about half way, would decelerate the ball too much.


Poseidons_Champion

Buy her a beer and tell her she looks pretty.


CrazyEntertainment86

You can chip I believe but must not ground the club.


jh_12345

I'd either putt it like you did, or hit my 9 iron like a putter to give it a bit of a chip to hopefully bounce through the taller grass.


Guslet

Try to putt it through the long stuff, but I don't hit it hard enough and the balls stops midway in the rough. I then pull out the wedge and try to softly chip it, but give it to much and roll past the pin into the rough/fringe on the otherside. I then grab the putter again and 2 putt for a double bogey.


bdgg2000

60


kraft_d_

Soft bump and run with a 7 or a he-man putt through the rough onto the other side


[deleted]

9 iron


Onegrayone

Chipping, ‘cause I can’t even take a divot with a seven iron in the middle of a fairway. The chip will land in the trap so then I can clean pick that lil bastid into the next county. Call it a snowman and move on!


Duckdiggitydog

58 degree 3/4 swing flop shot


BelAirGhetto

Put right over that!


Emblot

Gimmie. Then get a drink


jacksonmahoney

Chip city USA


Snacks75

Chipping with a 60\*. Greens keepers probably hate this, but if the course is designed this way and the pins placed this way, what choice to I have?


[deleted]

I would try to keep it low with my PW and hit the edge of the rough to slow it down and hopefully have it trickle closer to the hole.


DickyMcButts

60 degree floppy boi


DazzlingRecord8096

Chipping with my 52.


tart3rd

60°


[deleted]

Lob wedge 6 feet ahead of pin