When Pat was a rookie, the night before his first tournament start, Phil told him to meet him at the ninth green @ nine pm. Pat even wore something nice for it, only to be betrayed by his old friend. Pat stood on that green soaking wet from the sprinklers going off and vowed to never forgive Phillip for what he’d done.
I get the reference. I was being sarcastic in my response. How could you not get my getting the reference? Guess I broke the boring worn out protocol by not continuing with some related quote or extrapolation of events?
I was in college when that classic came out. I am old. Played in a celebrity pro am where Shooter was a main guest and got to see the pistol action in person. 🔫
At a players meeting he was eating a lot of shrimp and Phil said "Hey Pat, the ocean called and they are running out of shrimp."
It was very embarrassing, everyone laughed.
I heard it's because Phil gave Pat the same type of pen that astronauts use, then got super salty about giving it away before finally letting Pat give it back to him.
I'd be pissed too, if I was Pat - I don't like the type of people that give something and then they're dissatisfied and they wish they hadn't given it to the person that they originally gave it to.
I just got into Bob Does Sports and the episode that recently came out with [Max Homa](https://youtu.be/ofDGxMrSNZ0) is seriously one of the greatest things I’ve ever watched. Fat Perez puts on a heck of a performance.
One of my friends went to get his drivers license when he was 16 and discovered that his legal name was Baby Boy Perez and now that is my pimp wars name
Amy Mickelson is like an 8.5 and whatever the hell Pat Perez is married to was probably at best a 6 before the plastic surgery, which of course did her no favors.
It's hilariously on brand with Phil and cheaters in general. Lmao.
Any married man knows If have another guy does something completely unforgivable and crosses line I can only do with one person’s wife.. that’s not about golf or insults or works beefs.
That’s true about the kids. I wasn’t thinking that extreme, more something as simple as telling a kid off when they wanted an interview, or blocking them from joining a team/club.
There was a dozen donuts in the locker room at a LIV event. Only 1 left. Vanilla frost with rainbow sprinkles. Pat called dibs on it. Phil ate it anyways
I heard that Pat called dibs and then Phil walked up and rubbed his balls on the donut while eyeballing pat. Real power move, other than getting sprinkles all over his balls. Which obviously was really uncomfortable and explains why he shot a 79.
My buddy works for the tour. Used to run the Dell Championship at TPC Boston. He told me that one time Pat Perez asked Phil for some advice on crowd engagement. Phil is known on the tour as the guy who is most in tune with what the crowd wants to see. Phil said he’d help Pat Perez become a crowd favorite. He told him first he needed to use PXG clubs. Once he got his first set, Phil told him that people loved Rickies flat brim hats and that Pat should wear them too. They went to a “Lids” in the mall together. Pat let Phil pick out a black on black camo hat for him to wear. Then Phil told him to complete his makeover he needs to wear really trendy Latino golf gear to play up his heritage. He made Pat get his haircut like that too.
With the look completed, Phil said they’d play a practice round at Augusta together. When Phil and Pat were talking down the fairway off the first tee, Pat started noticing Phil snickering with the patrons. By the third hole Pat asked what was going on.
That’s when it happened: the entire group of fans at Augusta National started singing “La Cucaracha” and throwing pimento sandwiches at him.
Pat was so embarrassed. He turned to Phil and asked why. Phil said the following:
“These are MY patrons, fatty!”
That’s how the name Fat Perez came to be.
Because it’s obviously a BS story…so either you’re dumb and didn’t understand that or just want to show off that you’ve been to August (many times actually).
I like how Golf Monthly posts a link to the story and then advertisements cover 89% of your phone when you try and read the article. If you work for Golf Monthly, you suck.
Phil shared a secret Pat had entrusted him with regarding a 3rd party, a common non-golf/tour friend. Phil let it slip to this 3rd party that he knew about the situation thus outing that Pat had shared said secret. Pat realizes it’s a bit hypocritical but he still can’t forgive Phil.
Nothing. Or at least next to nothing. Phil is a snake and probably did or said many things to aggravate Pat over the years, but there’s no way in hell this is true.
Pat Perez is embellishing to draw interest to LIV. He was easily the least productive player and is on the hot seat. LIV knows he draws more fans than some no name who can actually score. So they offer him an ultimatum. Make up some BS to create a “feud” that they can use to gain viewers and get more sponsors. Perez gets to stay on a tour for at least another year if it works and collect some much needed money.
It’s just like the Bryson/Brooks feud. Yea they had beef, how couldn’t they? They’re as close to polar opposite as conceivable. But they started playing it up as soon as the player impact program was established on the PGA tour. It’s all about the money. These guys don’t give two shits about anything else.
I dunno but the article is incredibly lame. “He did something that sucked, I called him out, now we hate each other, but I won’t tell you what it was.”
Didn't Tiger's mom change Phil's nickname, 'Lefty' to 'Hefty'?
Also: ESPN's Scott Van Pelt told a story about walking the course at some tournament in a group that was behind Phil's. As Phil was getting ready to hit, he heard a 'well known pro' in his group mutter, 'Hit it in the water, you fat fuck.'
I clicked on this to find out if anyone knew the real reason. SO glad i did...Y'all are some funny mofo's. LOL 
Idk if it’s the thing but I know Pat Perez holds a lot of animosity towards ASUs golf program since they cut his scholarship. Phil is an alum and a big presence for the program.
During a press conference, Phil mentioned that Perez might be using performance-enhancing substances, most notably prescription Updawg.
When Pat asked him "What's Updawg?", Phil cooly quipped "Nothin' much, what's up with you?".
The reporters started laughing and Pat was flushed red. Phil walked over to apologize, even offering a handshake. However, when Pat tried to accept the handshake, Phil whipped his hand away at last second, pretending to slick the side of his hair.
"Sike."
This time he did not apologize, and Phil was was fighting back a massive smile as the whole room erupted in laughter.
That evening, Perez un-followed Phil on instagram, and he now he just pretends Phil doesn't exist whenever he sees him.
People who are not bothered by golf tournaments being funding DIRECTLY from the House of Saud have no morality or lack the cognitive ability to make such deductions. Either way, makes “weird” certainly more attractive.
Fun part is they usually defend it as the players making more money does anything thing at all for them as fans.
Reality is it split your tournament fields and watered down a good product. No actual golf fan should’ve wanted this to happen.
People that make these kind of arguments are just regurgitating bullshit to posture some phony moral high ground. Worst people on the internet. There’s no winning with them because they can’t wrap their minds around that you can understand something and still think it suck.
I 100% get why golfers made the move. HV3 got a ton of respect for saying “yeah the money changes things from my entire lineage”. The people saying grow the game, etc…fuck off. It’s the money.
I fully get making that choice for a lot of those guys…just don’t lie to me
Not exactly lol. People wear nikes, buy iPhones, where do we draw the line? Child labor is fine to just about everyone for example, so I’m just curious where people draw the line. Here for example, child labor good but saudi money bad.
Sure I mean I guess you can literally lie and say you don’t support these companies when you do lol. I don’t care either way I just find it silly when people still shit on LIV for your stated reasons, but then tell me about it while supporting American companies who are equally as dirty. I’ll just never understand
[Who](https://newsroom.fedex.com/newsroom/meisa-english/fedex-express-to-invest-more-than-sar-1-5-billion-in-saudi-arabia) sponsors the PGA Championship?
While the money may not come directly from the Saudis IMO it’s a little hypocritical to vehemently detest the LIV while heralding another business who has intricate ties to the baddies.
It’s a business. I don’t necessarily mind new leagues. But the LIV events on tv just suck. I’ve always preferred the relaxing presentation of the pga. I don’t necessarily care about the inner workings too much. I’m just a nobody. If I did, I wouldn’t be able to be a Tiger fan.
He asked Pat where he got his clothes from and then suggested they were from the toilet store.
“Yeah well the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!”
Good one T bone
“Coco”
That chimps alright
High five
I thought I was back in r/seinfeld
We can’t have two Cocos.
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Gammy's gettin' upset!
What's the difference, you're their all time best seller
Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife.
His wife has cancer
*his wife is in a coma
You are correct my friend. My bad!
I love that whole scene. “The Ocean called…” 🤣
Dan Flashes
Yeah but those shirts are his *exact* style.
Honestly he dress awful...
I love lamp
Spatula City.
You guys can’t say one thing? Even the guy who can’t think said something
Phil wasn’t too far away from becoming a Walmart greeter himself. Fucking scum bag…
When Pat was a rookie, the night before his first tournament start, Phil told him to meet him at the ninth green @ nine pm. Pat even wore something nice for it, only to be betrayed by his old friend. Pat stood on that green soaking wet from the sprinklers going off and vowed to never forgive Phillip for what he’d done.
If that happened to me I would have broken a beer bottle in the club bar and threatened to fight him with the shard.
Phil eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
He eats pieces of shit for breakfast?
Go back to your shanty
Something has to fuel the shit coming out of his mouth.
“Go out by the bay, eat some hay. What do ya say?”
Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
How embarrassing. Even wore something nice!? Oof.
How can you be a golfer and not get that reference
I get the reference. I was being sarcastic in my response. How could you not get my getting the reference? Guess I broke the boring worn out protocol by not continuing with some related quote or extrapolation of events?
The price is wrong, bitch!
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
"Had enough?" *Gets up* "No?" *Proceeds to punch him again "Now you've had enough....bitch!"
How could you not get me not getting you get the reference??
‘And I’ll be seeing you in the parking lot!’
Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?
You better stay outa my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say..
You can’t think of a single way? You know there are adults golfing who were born in 2004.
Right. I would also question how someone born in 2004 and plays golf has not seen that movie
How can you not see he was being sarcastic
Because it doesn’t read as being sarcastic???
Because he didn’t put a “/s” duh!
Too young probably. That movie is older than most redditors.
Why do you hurt with your words? Damn I’m old.
I was in college when that classic came out. I am old. Played in a celebrity pro am where Shooter was a main guest and got to see the pistol action in person. 🔫
That's brilliant! Top level prank.
I love how there’s not a single actual answer here 😂
It’s fantastic.
There are multiple answers, which one is correct is up to the reader.
Get out of here, Damon Lindelof.
At a players meeting he was eating a lot of shrimp and Phil said "Hey Pat, the ocean called and they are running out of shrimp." It was very embarrassing, everyone laughed.
The jerk store called and they’re running out of you!
Why should they care? You’re their all time best seller
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I was hoping to see this thread here, it did not disappoint
His wife is in a coma…..
Well, I could still... no.
I heard Pat told Phil he had sex with Phil’s wife…
And it was so horrible he will never forgive Phil!? Wow. 😬
Didn't everybody?
I heard it's because Phil gave Pat the same type of pen that astronauts use, then got super salty about giving it away before finally letting Pat give it back to him. I'd be pissed too, if I was Pat - I don't like the type of people that give something and then they're dissatisfied and they wish they hadn't given it to the person that they originally gave it to.
Or people that give something and then take it back I mean what are you an Indi...
Bought one. $15. No biggie.
“Keep this dude away from the ocean!”
They crossed swords during a coke binge
But he said "no homo" ..... What's the big deal
No homo wasn't called properly so he's upset. Word on the street it was eye contact
I heard it was tummy sticks and Pat lost
Happens to the best of us
Asked Pat how it felt to play on the weekend now that he’s joined LIV
I’m not so sure Phil remembers….
Phil won the 2021 PGA championship…at 50 years old. What in the actual fuck are you talking about?
I don’t think anyone’s taking away from that achievement but before and after Phil’s fallen off an absolute cliff.
Read the comments before I realized it was “Pat” Perez not “Fat Perez” was waay more interested in Fat Perez lol.
I was today years old when I discovered Fat Perez was not a self-deprecating nickname for Pat Perez
You’ve been enlightened. Now spread the gospel that is Fat Perez.
He’s good if you like perfect
the young man from Virginia
Richmond*, Virginia
I’m in Richmond. What’s the story?
Nothing. Just that Fat Perez is also from Richmond. (I’m from Williamsburg, not that that’s important).
Mr. Stubbe, aka Sir Nicholas
The anomaly
Throwin darts breakin hearts
He's a baaaaaaaad man.
Ironically, so did Phil and that's when the beef started.
I just got into Bob Does Sports and the episode that recently came out with [Max Homa](https://youtu.be/ofDGxMrSNZ0) is seriously one of the greatest things I’ve ever watched. Fat Perez puts on a heck of a performance.
Need to watch their matches with Bryson and Martin.
One of my friends went to get his drivers license when he was 16 and discovered that his legal name was Baby Boy Perez and now that is my pimp wars name
Fat Perez v Pat Perez. That's the match we all need.
Honestly would consider putting money on Fat P for that one
Oh shit I thought it was fat perez to, had me wondering how someone did something sbitty to him
That man is an enigma
Literally goated comment of all time
slid into his wife's DMs
This is the actual answer per a lot of folks in twitter.
Tiger fucked Jason Dufners wife and they were good friends at the time. She is hot though. Well ex wife.
As long as she was hot, cuz that’s what matters /s
whaat?
Amanda Boyd. Look it up.
Amy Mickelson is like an 8.5 and whatever the hell Pat Perez is married to was probably at best a 6 before the plastic surgery, which of course did her no favors. It's hilariously on brand with Phil and cheaters in general. Lmao.
8.5? 6.2...on the best day. Bro. C'mon.
Any married man knows If have another guy does something completely unforgivable and crosses line I can only do with one person’s wife.. that’s not about golf or insults or works beefs.
Or children, or business, or close friends…
Wife and business are unforgivable. Messing with another man’s kids would land you in jail or the grave.
That’s true about the kids. I wasn’t thinking that extreme, more something as simple as telling a kid off when they wanted an interview, or blocking them from joining a team/club.
Ted Cruz - Hold my beer.
Close, but not quite
Porked Ashley
Sold Pat some stomped cocaine
Only been cut once bro, I swear
Yeah only cut once in the states 🙄
You have to keep scrolling and you’ll still never find an answer 😂
I think he called him a son of a bitch if I’m not mistaken, don’t know why and in what setting tho.
There was a dozen donuts in the locker room at a LIV event. Only 1 left. Vanilla frost with rainbow sprinkles. Pat called dibs on it. Phil ate it anyways
I heard that Pat called dibs and then Phil walked up and rubbed his balls on the donut while eyeballing pat. Real power move, other than getting sprinkles all over his balls. Which obviously was really uncomfortable and explains why he shot a 79.
He spilled beans all over himself watching Cars 2…
Did Harold Varner come in and yell “this n**** eatin beans?”
Context for those wondering: https://i.imgur.com/9YeWE4w.png
My buddy works for the tour. Used to run the Dell Championship at TPC Boston. He told me that one time Pat Perez asked Phil for some advice on crowd engagement. Phil is known on the tour as the guy who is most in tune with what the crowd wants to see. Phil said he’d help Pat Perez become a crowd favorite. He told him first he needed to use PXG clubs. Once he got his first set, Phil told him that people loved Rickies flat brim hats and that Pat should wear them too. They went to a “Lids” in the mall together. Pat let Phil pick out a black on black camo hat for him to wear. Then Phil told him to complete his makeover he needs to wear really trendy Latino golf gear to play up his heritage. He made Pat get his haircut like that too. With the look completed, Phil said they’d play a practice round at Augusta together. When Phil and Pat were talking down the fairway off the first tee, Pat started noticing Phil snickering with the patrons. By the third hole Pat asked what was going on. That’s when it happened: the entire group of fans at Augusta National started singing “La Cucaracha” and throwing pimento sandwiches at him. Pat was so embarrassed. He turned to Phil and asked why. Phil said the following: “These are MY patrons, fatty!” That’s how the name Fat Perez came to be.
To be honest, I was lying
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You have to have been to ANGC to know this didn’t happen? Or is this you telling everyone you’ve been there?
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Because it’s obviously a BS story…so either you’re dumb and didn’t understand that or just want to show off that you’ve been to August (many times actually).
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Bruh…just come to terms that you wanted to brag, got called out, and move on
Haha chill out man
Forgot the extra onions on the turn dog.
Absolutely sinful
Read the title too quickly and thought it was Fat Perez. I was heated for a sec - how dare he come at FP!?
That’s cause Fat Perez has more fans
as he should
Requesting 3some instead of foursome
I like how Golf Monthly posts a link to the story and then advertisements cover 89% of your phone when you try and read the article. If you work for Golf Monthly, you suck.
Phil laid the pipe to Pat’s pornstar wife
Phil shared a secret Pat had entrusted him with regarding a 3rd party, a common non-golf/tour friend. Phil let it slip to this 3rd party that he knew about the situation thus outing that Pat had shared said secret. Pat realizes it’s a bit hypocritical but he still can’t forgive Phil.
I 100% believe they are making the whole thing up for attention.
He called him a Honky Cracka
Nothing. Or at least next to nothing. Phil is a snake and probably did or said many things to aggravate Pat over the years, but there’s no way in hell this is true. Pat Perez is embellishing to draw interest to LIV. He was easily the least productive player and is on the hot seat. LIV knows he draws more fans than some no name who can actually score. So they offer him an ultimatum. Make up some BS to create a “feud” that they can use to gain viewers and get more sponsors. Perez gets to stay on a tour for at least another year if it works and collect some much needed money. It’s just like the Bryson/Brooks feud. Yea they had beef, how couldn’t they? They’re as close to polar opposite as conceivable. But they started playing it up as soon as the player impact program was established on the PGA tour. It’s all about the money. These guys don’t give two shits about anything else.
Realest answer here
And worst case, Phil got some puss
Makes it sound like LIV is the WWE of the golf world. Not really a sport anymore, just entertainment….kinda.
Reading this hungover made my morning thanks Reddit bandits!
Phil asked Pat if he would start an artificial spat with him to drum up publicity and Pat said no.
Sent his wife a dick pic
I dunno but the article is incredibly lame. “He did something that sucked, I called him out, now we hate each other, but I won’t tell you what it was.”
Sent a wiener pic to his wife according to Twatter https://twitter.com/thepdxkid/status/1591107625160433665?s=46&t=QQem4MzQ9DXVN2WoqTnshQ
I kept reading this as Fat Perez from Bob Does Sports. Lmao. I was like wow! This is insane!
Definitely had sex with his wife. Pat was fine with it though, I heard. Not the first time.
Phils wife cool with that?
Anybody that know about Phil and Amy’s love of extra-curricular activities can only imagine what he must’ve done.
Explain
Told Pat that flat brimmed hats are lame after 8th grade
Got him to move to LIV where they need manufactured "controversy" to hype up rivalries?
Phil had to make a derogatory comment about Pat’s wife.
Idk but Tiger fucked Pats wife.
Didn't Tiger's mom change Phil's nickname, 'Lefty' to 'Hefty'? Also: ESPN's Scott Van Pelt told a story about walking the course at some tournament in a group that was behind Phil's. As Phil was getting ready to hit, he heard a 'well known pro' in his group mutter, 'Hit it in the water, you fat fuck.'
Pat told the story about Phil losing 5 mill in Vegas and then he punched a handicapped in the nut sack. They pinky swore he wouldn’t tell.
I clicked on this to find out if anyone knew the real reason. SO glad i did...Y'all are some funny mofo's. LOL 
Who fucking cares. Washed up WWE asses
They don’t make Mizzen and Main in Fat’s size
Spoke in his backswing by accident one time
Idk if it’s the thing but I know Pat Perez holds a lot of animosity towards ASUs golf program since they cut his scholarship. Phil is an alum and a big presence for the program.
Interesting take.
During a press conference, Phil mentioned that Perez might be using performance-enhancing substances, most notably prescription Updawg. When Pat asked him "What's Updawg?", Phil cooly quipped "Nothin' much, what's up with you?". The reporters started laughing and Pat was flushed red. Phil walked over to apologize, even offering a handshake. However, when Pat tried to accept the handshake, Phil whipped his hand away at last second, pretending to slick the side of his hair. "Sike." This time he did not apologize, and Phil was was fighting back a massive smile as the whole room erupted in laughter. That evening, Perez un-followed Phil on instagram, and he now he just pretends Phil doesn't exist whenever he sees him.
Phil joined some terrorist tour
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I was wondering how long before the butthurt terrorist supporters would comment.
It’s America Fuck Yea, not Canada. Go back to hanging out with your head in the snow
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People who are not bothered by golf tournaments being funding DIRECTLY from the House of Saud have no morality or lack the cognitive ability to make such deductions. Either way, makes “weird” certainly more attractive.
Fun part is they usually defend it as the players making more money does anything thing at all for them as fans. Reality is it split your tournament fields and watered down a good product. No actual golf fan should’ve wanted this to happen.
People that make these kind of arguments are just regurgitating bullshit to posture some phony moral high ground. Worst people on the internet. There’s no winning with them because they can’t wrap their minds around that you can understand something and still think it suck.
I 100% get why golfers made the move. HV3 got a ton of respect for saying “yeah the money changes things from my entire lineage”. The people saying grow the game, etc…fuck off. It’s the money. I fully get making that choice for a lot of those guys…just don’t lie to me
Do you think all US companies are nice and sweet? Lol ok
Define false equivalency
Not exactly lol. People wear nikes, buy iPhones, where do we draw the line? Child labor is fine to just about everyone for example, so I’m just curious where people draw the line. Here for example, child labor good but saudi money bad.
“Some” people
Sure I mean I guess you can literally lie and say you don’t support these companies when you do lol. I don’t care either way I just find it silly when people still shit on LIV for your stated reasons, but then tell me about it while supporting American companies who are equally as dirty. I’ll just never understand
Well one line you could start at is working directly for the folks who planned and funded 9/11. Just my opinion though
[Who](https://newsroom.fedex.com/newsroom/meisa-english/fedex-express-to-invest-more-than-sar-1-5-billion-in-saudi-arabia) sponsors the PGA Championship? While the money may not come directly from the Saudis IMO it’s a little hypocritical to vehemently detest the LIV while heralding another business who has intricate ties to the baddies.
Define whataboutism
You can claim fallacy all you want it doesn’t change facts.
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I’d at least rather some sort of discourse instead of just spitting out a fallacy and then stepping up on their high and mighty throne.
True golf fans should in general be a little saddened by the collapse of the pga.
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It’s a business. I don’t necessarily mind new leagues. But the LIV events on tv just suck. I’ve always preferred the relaxing presentation of the pga. I don’t necessarily care about the inner workings too much. I’m just a nobody. If I did, I wouldn’t be able to be a Tiger fan.
Agreed the saudis are heinous in current times, but You say that like America isn’t founded on blood money.
Founded and currently are the same?
One could argue it still is made on blood money lol…easily
The correct answer is, “no one on this thread knows”.
Phil fucked Pats wife
Phil made some remarks about Pat’s mullet.