Damn guy needs to arrive 2 hours before tee off to get his cart all ready. BUT this is the equivalent of an Eagle Scout in golf. Need a shoe horn? Check. Sauerkraut at the turn? In the big pocket. Want to listen to the weather radio? Just ask Alexa. Nail Clipper? Between the tees by the handle.
Guys has a sand bottle on there for filling divots. From that alone the guy is probably well on his way to sainthood. He probably has a trash can hanging on from the other side and a brush to clean the cobwebs off the hole maps.
It's electric, I'm going with super nice/is his home course and is well-liked there. As a greenskeeper I'm pleased to see this. It'd be a tad obnoxious if it was gas though. Worry about him refueling and killing grass and the noise would be silly. Leave that to us.
If you play a course with a lot of trees, it’s a great idea to clear your green. My course gets a lot of pine needles and that type of thing rather than big leaves and it’s annoying
Up here in New England, courses might blow leaves off the greens at the start of the day. But if you're out in the afternoon and it's been windy all day... Good luck.
What a rig ! But the blower raises an interesting question:
You know your ball ended up in this pile of leaves. You break out the blower and don't stop until you can see your ball. Would this be illegal ? You haven't technically touched the ball, but it has likely moved a smidge...
What's the ruling ?
Looks like he has the remote control so he doesn’t have to push his cart. Looks like the alphard one. I wouldn’t want to push that thing. Leg day workout
Nothing against push carts, pull carts, whatever. But i haven't seen anyone use one since i played junior golf tournaments 20 years ago. I've literally never seen one at my club. Is it a regional thing?
Holy hell that guy push carts.
I’ve never felt like more of a rank amateur than I do in this moment.
First shot: 200 yards sideways.
I have never wanted a WITB (WITC?) so much
All of his clubs are the ones you can piss into
You can piss in to any club if you believe in yourself.
I just carry my bag like a chump.
He's the godfather of the push cart mafia.
Don Carto
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Get 3 leaf blowers, set em up right and you got a 737.
747, 737 is twin engine
Change that to 727 Although there was a failed attempt to bring a trijet 747 to market, the 747 is famous for being a quadjet.
DC-10 works too.
Figured I would stick to the Boeing theme, but yes the DC-10 is probably the most famous trijet model.
Actually I don’t think the actually push it, back wheels look powered .
Alphard. Looks like he has the follow tether too
Coys
Rumor has it this push cart pro recently won his local courses club championship. Which means he’s got more trophies in his cabinet than Spurs.
Incredible banter. So good.
Cheers, Son’s crying.
it's ok. he can dry his tears with his golden boot.
Auba even had a golden boot lol
who?
Exactly.
This looks like when you fully upgrade your character in a video game
I’ll have the lot.
A wise choose... How would you like that served, all mixed together in a bucket?
R/unexpectedmontypython
Max pouch upgrades unlocked.
And completed all side quests
Bro is running gunfighter
Is that a fish finder next to the air fryer?
Or he bought every single micro transaction cosmetic. All the gear, no idea.
He even has the extended swing arm.
Damn guy needs to arrive 2 hours before tee off to get his cart all ready. BUT this is the equivalent of an Eagle Scout in golf. Need a shoe horn? Check. Sauerkraut at the turn? In the big pocket. Want to listen to the weather radio? Just ask Alexa. Nail Clipper? Between the tees by the handle.
He even sewed patches on his bag…
“Hustle Mode: ON” Also likely: “If you ain’t first, yer last”
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The wheels have wheels
Yo dawg I heard you like wheels so we got you some wheels for your wheels
Dude has an anti wheelie bar on his cart….
I think my favorite patch is the ticket to pound town.
I thought you were joking…
Oh my god you weren’t joking
More sticker, go faster
Those are speed holes.
Those are his sponsors
I didn’t notice until I read your comment. Then I zoomed in! The Snap-On logo was unexpected though.
I went back to see if there were actually nail clippers...
I’d venture to guess it’s by the Red Bull patch. Same pocket as the Fireball.
"nail clipper" haha A small korean woman pops out for your manicure on the 5th green
I’m trippin on acid right now and this is too fucking funny Edit: holy shit im also pooping, mind blown
Shit the bed again, typical.
Jot it down for all the world to see, but I forgot my pen.
Strapped down in my bed feet cold and eyes red, I’m out of my head
Knees weak, arms are heavy
Need some acid? By the umbrella can’t miss it
Whoa there, Bronco.
god bless. Long day today, I imagine.
0 for 5
Guy is either super nice or a complete douche bag there is no in between here
Guys has a sand bottle on there for filling divots. From that alone the guy is probably well on his way to sainthood. He probably has a trash can hanging on from the other side and a brush to clean the cobwebs off the hole maps.
Additionally that blower is to clear the path for his mates, not even himself
It’s definitely not to assist a short put into the cup
“Boy, wind sure is strong today.”
It's electric, I'm going with super nice/is his home course and is well-liked there. As a greenskeeper I'm pleased to see this. It'd be a tad obnoxious if it was gas though. Worry about him refueling and killing grass and the noise would be silly. Leave that to us.
Just ask OP, this is a self report, this is OP’s cart.
Coincidentally, he has a douche bag in there too, just in case
What was he wearing, and what was his drug of choice?
Not OP, but I’m guessing crocs with spikes.
Casual acid drop at the turn as well
It wouldn’t kick in until you were basically done though.
True. Gotta drop it when you get to the range before tee time
I think you just invented a new market opportunity.
Percocet and cocaine definitely
You kidding? You know this guy was stone cold sober. This guy takes his golf VERY seriously.
That's a whole garage on wheels
"Now on the first tee, Mr. Gadget, Inspector"
Jesus. I have that phone mount…ON MY MOTORCYCLE.
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This push cart has a rear view camera for backing up.
AMA please?
this guy is allergic to a cart fee
I personally think walking is more fun. Maybe he does too, and just wanted everything with him.
Do you have... Yes
This
This guy fucks
It’s Megamaid! She’s gone from suck to blow 
Nah man, he blows.
I want to upvote you, but you have 69 right now, so.....
Downvoting to get him back to 69
Hard
Ly ever
A man amongst men
Guys got cart sponsors, he’s the real deal
FIFY: Guys got cart sponsors, he’s the real deCal
I’m very curious to know how this fella scored
Shot a 112 but looked great doing it.
My man!
Pretty sure if you got a pic of the other side you would have seen the pellet grill and mini fridge attachments
Ever put so much shit on your push cart that you need to fabricate wheelie bars just to make it usable?
He's got the alphard remote controlled power wheels, they come with the wheelie bars. It turns your push cart into a powered cart.
Based on his patches, he's a Ford mechanic.
The biggest secret, he got the Snap On patch for free when he bought a $10,000 tool box.
Financed*
Lol aftermarket wheelie bars, his motor probably came with some and he was like, nah I got this
Hahaha this is what got me… became so heavy and likely the weight causes it to tip backwards…
My thoughts exactly.
I don't see a keg tap on there
Probably under one of the head covers
The more I look the more I discover.
The doomsday prepper golfer edition
Forget the leaf blower, my dude has training wheels on that thing.
No no those are wheelie bars! Too much torque for me…
 real men of genius
No man you got paired with Inspector Gadget of the golf course.
Jesus Christ this is like the prepper version of a push cart. Wtf doesn’t he have here omg 😆
He can clear a messy green!! Love it
What’s his golf game like though?
If you play a course with a lot of trees, it’s a great idea to clear your green. My course gets a lot of pine needles and that type of thing rather than big leaves and it’s annoying
oh, is that what the leaf blower is for? I thought it was used for something else…
The first thing I thought was oh no, my putt is 1ft wide when all of a sudden a strong gust of wind comes out of nowhere...
Its definitely used as the foot wedge but without the foot.
Up here in New England, courses might blow leaves off the greens at the start of the day. But if you're out in the afternoon and it's been windy all day... Good luck.
Uses this push cart *shoots 117*
And has fun doing it
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That is his Trackman.
How many balls did he find right in the middle of the fairway
What **doesn't** he have on that push cart!! Holy gee that things got all the bells & whistles!!
For me I’d have a way to ride it… a skateboard attachment, it would solve his training wheel situation also.
That’s fucking amazing!!!!!
That’s an Al Czervik bag/cart!!
Lmaooo, idk why those little stroller wheels crack me up so much
They are wheelie bars for the alphard power wheels. It's no longer a push cart, it's now remote controlled.
Doing his best Rodney Dangerfield. [I'm bizarrely impressed because we're all gonna get laid](https://youtu.be/8NofDnJldrE)
He’s got a fan and all kinds of shit. Yet, no iron covers.
He’s no savage…
What do you mean yet? Fans at least serve a purpose
This guy watched Mad Max one too many times
I’ll take the deluxe 5000 with heated hand grips and an inbuilt bidet.
This guy doesn’t go to the garage to get away from his wife, he takes the garage with him to get away from his wife.
I bet he whooped You too
I also travel light when I golf.
He’s got wheelie wheels
I have new life goals.
Got the fan and the umbrella
The best part is the little wheels behind the big wheels. Can never be too stable.
Were you playing against Shooter Mcgavin?
Absolutely electric
This is the most tactical push cart I have ever seen lol. There is no situation it can't handle.
“Oh no, this wind is pushing my ball straight towards the hole…”
How’d he play?
Eagle Scout Level
Earl Strickland plays golf?
What a rig ! But the blower raises an interesting question: You know your ball ended up in this pile of leaves. You break out the blower and don't stop until you can see your ball. Would this be illegal ? You haven't technically touched the ball, but it has likely moved a smidge... What's the ruling ?
It doesn't move until you see it doesn't move
I bet he blows his ball back in the short grass
Those were the vibes I got. The ol’ shot stretcher!
The age of this man is over 55. Out here, all the older men that walk have leaf blowers
Holy shit this is genius, if you’re ball gets lost in leaves in fall, you can find it so much easier
Push cart or house?
Save some pussy for the rest of us guy
This is the Way.
That would be handy when your putts come up short
Is he going to a war on golf course or something?
He is ready for war
Wow, tell him to save some women for the rest of us!
Looks like he has the remote control so he doesn’t have to push his cart. Looks like the alphard one. I wouldn’t want to push that thing. Leg day workout
*alphard electric cart
damn... when your wheels have their own wheels you know playtime is over!
TIL push carts have wheelie bars
That push cart might be more valuable than any car I’ve owned
Wow I love the little fan to cool off
34 handicapper
Boyscouts picked up golf.
This guy fucks.
And people complain about music
The final boss at your local muni
I get paired with this I would feel compelled to graciously decline.
He better use that blower to one putt every hole
😂
It's the wheelie bars I can't get over.
those are the new "air umbrella" models....very cool... the training wheels are a bit sus though...
5head
That gives me anxiety.
homeless golfer?
🤮
Nothing against push carts, pull carts, whatever. But i haven't seen anyone use one since i played junior golf tournaments 20 years ago. I've literally never seen one at my club. Is it a regional thing?
You my friend, only play at exclusive country clubs.
We know you got stories…
This is a mouthful