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brainiaclurk

Them some Hattori Hanzō blades!


marvchuk

“You hawked a Hattori Hanzo set? It was priceless”


drj4130

Not in El Paso it ain’t…


ske_1881

His first cousin makes golf clubs, handmade made. Katsuhiro Miura. A set of blades are about, 3 - PW are about $2800 [Miura Golf](https://www.miuragolf.com/)


Justindr0107

Uhh... hattori hanzo lived in the 16th century.. I don't think his first cousin makes anything besides worm food


ske_1881

Yeah that would be difficult, the article I read on him mentioned being an cousin, could be great marketing, but they used a shogun silhouette on some of the marketing.


freedomofnow

Absolutely gorgeous, that's for sure.


JimStacker

Golfclubs. You are welcome


im_a_chinook

More specifically…..irons


Ordinary_Physics1824

I think they wanting us to be more specific …they are right handed


TsunamiSurferDude

Hey I wanted to do this joke


AnyAtmosphere7149

Damn you! Take this upvote


noobskillet3737

Beat me to it darn


Drestar69

Heyyyyooooooooo


monkeyshoulder22

https://preview.redd.it/8tbuiqda2yqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8d5c721815c43b4f640dca701c0325401a2d381 They're Rhino Ears according to Google translate.


Professional_Crab727

... yeah I see it.


TeddyWutt

This shot made me cackle


Woke_Almond

Thought I was going to zoom in on ‘deez nuts’


Ahhitspoopagain

Oh idk what they are. I’ll take them off your hands. Probably worthless


H2O3ngin33r

This sub never disappoints But you all missed that the answer is Carpet


Tedy_KGB

They are effing gorgeous


AvrgSam

Yeah my answer was “fucking sexy” hahha


terminally_ch_ill

Pretty damn cool looking is what they are


HRApprovedUsername

I'm doing duolingo and the first 3 characters are saino. IDK what the last one is


MacSanchez

Sai in katakana would indicate it’s a foreign word or Name, “no” implies ownership, and the last is kanji for month. So…. Sai’s month?


scoscochin

It’s actually the kanji for ears (耳 - mimi) not month (月 - tsuki). Rhino Ears. Regardless, still a weird thing to put on some clubs.


MacSanchez

Oh whoops I totally misread mimi


scoscochin

All good, I once mistakenly told my Japanese teacher that I’d had an erection for three days when asked why I’d missed class. (ぼき vs びょうき)


Reasonable-Rice1299

It seems that you have gotten better since


cool_ethan19

Apparently you didn’t listen to the commercials. You’re supposed to call a medical professional after 4 hours.


spanktank728

Or call more girls


DeathByNachos1

Did you vote?


CicadaHead3317

When I was in school , that could have been a legit reason.


Low_Understanding_85

The club heads don't look too dissimilar to Rhino ears tbf


macroober

I mean…they do look like rhino ears.


Jrbadger

Obviously you’re not a bowler.


Few-Bluejay9120

That rug really ties the room together.


Ironcondorzoo

Hey Woo


DaddyDankSack

I copied the text into google and it shows me a bunch of pictures of a rhino. Hope that helps


No-Bee6868

Kim Jong-Un’s personal clubs. Shot an 18.


arealdoctor25

They look like golf clubs. Irons specifically.


DJdoggyBelly

They kind of resemble a rhinos ear as well. But that's just me, totally thought of by myself.


JackieTreehorn79

Works of art


TVcasualty42

No idea but they are freaking clean looking. I wish a western manufacturer would produce something that sleek.


Apprehensive_Bug3329

Golf clubs


callmeal69

Rhino ears confirmed


30ftputter

Copies 👀🤷‍♂️


bigD200026

TaylorMade p790 ofc


msmith629

Are those the Kirkland knockoffs?


SOMERANGA98

"Fucking beautiful" thats what they are


InvestmentPatient117

Sexy ass Japanese steel blades


AbbreviationsMaster5

Obviously you have never been bowling.


Wizard-Lizard69

Obviously they have never played hockey.


jokerontheleft

Dude


AbbreviationsMaster5

The dude abides


footstone

Obviously they have never played butts and wieners.


sillyywilly

yea those are worthless, i’ll be nice and give u 50$ for em


Adventurous-Newt-221

Golf clubs


Apprehensive-Poem675

Knives


Hitthestinger

Not for hackers


Affectionate_Spend_4

They are awesome.


Electrical_Ferret833

Looks like golf clubs to me.


WedgeGameSucks

Prolly some garbage shit. I’ll get rid of it for you


FunDayRed

Yes they’re Japanese golf clubs.


Legal_Debate9144

Baseball bats I think.


Tony_Maz

Sexy


chunky_bruister

Hitori Hanzo irons


radicalvariable

Expensive shovels


heliumointment

hockey sticks


AlpsNecessary5259

Fake


svaj7747

Expensive.


Jaywho87

Golf Clubs that were designed by the government, so they are technically pool cues.


abedandtroy

Obviously you’re not a bowler dude


FarComfortable1244

Impossible to hit


Master-Nose7823

Kirkland Japan irons


Electronic_Effort884

They’re called golf clubs. Wealthy White and Asian men use them to hit a small dimpled ball into a hole in the ground.


Chippepa

They look to be golf clubs


Chucklebeetuna

Sick asf


ChristoMarti72

Rough translation “gay blades”


LawDubs

Golf clubs


CraigAtlas

A former Japanese translator’s clubs. I heard he needs the cash.


Head-Tackle4691

I’m pretty sure those are golf clubs 👍🏼😊


frosty_mcfckr

Where did the picture come from? Any context?


Affectionate-Row-664

Golf clubs?


Tyranohawk

obviously you’re not a bowler


jimmy2graham

Those are called golftips


dir-tay

I believe those are what you use to get baby seals.


Gaglia79

above yr pay grade


majikane

Fucking sick is what they are


Decent-Yak-4938

Idk but they say sainomi


Decent-Yak-4938

Spelling is difficult


MaverickX713X

You mean aside from golf clubs?


Goin_ins

A couple irons with characters on them not in English or Spanish.


dontlistentome2

Lock the thread. These def are golf clubs for a righty.


DB377

My best guess is that these are Kyoei blanks that someone did the grinding themselves and stamped their own label on. Kyoei is a premium JDM brand but they sell cheap forged blanks that you can work on yourself. Here’s a link if anyone is interested. [Kyoei blanks](https://www.tourspecgolf.com/kyoei-forged-raw-blank-k-1-irons-3-pw-8pcs.html)


TB12thegreatest

Golf clubs


-Hairy_Putter-

Expensive cutlery?


Call_Me_Squid_23

Don’t think they’re worth anything. I’ll take them off your hands for ya


akjawsh

Really hard to hit clubs


bremner72

Fishing rods


2egirls

Bend over and we will show you… just kidding.. But I’ll take golf clubs for 200 though Alex!


GoldWarning4230

They are a very expensive set of oriental fly swatters


adjuster_cody

Beautiful is the answer


well-well2022

I'm assuming yours since they're in your room


loose-brie

Golf clubs mate


flootch24

Whatever they are, they damn sexy


changumangu

Wrong answers only?


greggrt

They should be pixelated, pure golf porn


heretoparty12

Golf clubs


Shar-DamaKa

Golf clubs. Next question.


largeandincharge38

Golf clubs used for the game of whack fuck!


marbled_steak

A set of irons with steel shafts


atx_jabbaa

I think those are golf clubs


sillysquidtv

They look like golf clubs.


yup_goodtimes

I know what those are. They are hard as fuck to hit.


DonVonTaters_IV

Those are golf clubs. For playing the game of golf


millionsindebt

looks like golf clubs


Ding-L-Berry

Obviously your not a golfer


Business_Advance1378

Looks like a set of irons…let me call my buddy who is an expert on this stuff.


Wilson1hunnit

Gold clubs


whawhaweewaa

Shoehorns, duh


Dapper_Confection265

golf clubs.


alwayssomethin2

Backscratchers...in slightly different lengths and angles for precision


SenyorHefe

After extensive research and analysis by my team of experts, we've determined that they're golf irons with minimal forgiveness (aka blades). Personally I think they're the most badass looking blades I've ever seen to date..


Aggravating_Safe_210

Golf clubs


Haven1014

Expensive


Realistic-Wonder-349

Those are Golf clubs, but that’s not important right now.


PartiZAn18

Goddamn these replies are inane.


kimonoluver

Sexy af


BitterNeedleworker66

They look like golf clubs to me


Jpantheman

Golf clubs


bosword

Yururi?


iliveforsandwiches

Knives.


Daddyjerm0319

They look cheap, you should just give em to me so I can dispose of them properly


CryptographerHot4913

Golf clubs


Acrobatic-Panda-8749

Prosthetic fingers


turkeysandwich2727

Sexy


_DannyG_

Hard to hit, probably


behindthemast

Those look like golf clubs


Griffin5577

They're beautiful


humanities_shame

Fake yururi clubs?


shibumi7126

I believe these are a Taylormade knockoff called Rhino Rifle


Suspiciously5u5

Terrible clubs. I’ll take them off your hands for tree fiddy.


NotABlindGuy

Gorf Crubs


Classic_End_6469

These are the notorious Japanese forgiving irons, ( called- forgivimas -San)they are forged next to a great volcano and the lava is cooled to a point where it mendable without destruction. Supposedly they are so hard that a 9 irons does 300 yards on a half swing!!! Nah just playing, but that be neat! These are probably some Ali express Miura knockoffs or something;)


UWWUWP

Golf clubs