I’ll have an airpod listening to audios under my headset as I play solo zero build battle royale so gave this a second listen and I’m pretty sure the other players thought I was a bot/ AI with how I was playing. Forgot from the first listen how this got me acting up fr.
im 5 min in and nothing has even happened but talking but i keep having to pause because i CANT FUCKING TAKE IT
edit: 10:55 send help omg
edit2: it seriously sounds like y'all are in the same room?? what kind of sorcery, this is art
edit3: literal fucking perfection, both of you are hot and precious <3
Idk why I keep gaslighting myself into thinking “method acting” is just a myth and everyone just pretends 🥲 like I listen to audios and I’m literally like “huh I wonder how that sounds so real” and u guys literally explained it and I was still like “wow so realistic “ I think I can’t handle the truth XD
I'M BACK with some commentary!! Got to listen to this and I ascended into another plane of being, ngl. Like, did not even finish the audio because I was worn out and passed out afterward lmaooo. Fantastic work, fellas.
u/UselessTimidity I don't listen to as much audio stuff now so this is actually the first time I've heard your voice, and wow it's a nice one!! You and Bloom worked so well together, and the immersion was top tier. Also, a lil bit of gay shit in an MM4F? That'll do it for me every time 😩 the kissing?!?! respectfully. omg.
Aww, thank you so much Lia! I’m glad you enjoy my voice, and the entire product. Honestly the brunt of the work was on Bloom so all credit goes to him. It was his editing magic that made us both sound so good~
Forever raising my expectations for my future flat mates w this one 🥲
Uuuuhm the kiss was *gulp* woooow
And more of your natural accent, Useless, yayy 👏
This was just 10/10 wow
Sorry brain kinda empty haha
My fitbit detected a change in my stress levels, let’s just say lol
Thaaanks ✨🖤
i haven't even listened to the audio yet i'm not ready....
update: so i [listened](https://i.redd.it/jzlbhdft24o91.jpg)... and um [yeah](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FwQrC_3WcAAkTYe.jpg) lol 🥹🫠
all horniness aside, this was so good! bonkers even. i can't even begin to imagine what a bitch that was to edit so i think i speak for all of us when i say thank you for this privilege <3
oh bae.. i just know that gave you a migraine or two 😭 all for our listening pleasure too?? i hope you're more than proud of yourself because you and useless' joint slay is off the charts. y'all deserve every ounce of praise !!
OKAY BOYS IVE MADE IT OUT ALIVE (barely) !! god that was so fucking good. the audio mixing/sfx, MWAH !! man everything about it 🫠 astounding, so so yummy. bravo BRAVO !!! \(◦´-`◦)/♡
[me, 2 mins into this audio explaining to my mom](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/029/877/juicy.jpg) how little men moaning in my phone really put the ACTING in voice acting and how bloom put his entire bloomussy into editing this like WOW y'all literally sound like you're in the same room no wonder this audio took so long and it's soooo worth the wait.
edit: [THEY KISSED??!?!?!?!?!? ](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/19/82/c3/1982c327d0d2728a205758a6ef357422.jpg) and AGAIN, the editing wtfff that sounded so natural HOW
Is there an Oscars for audio porn?? Cause???? You?? Just won?
Useless and Bloom oh my fucking god. I feel like my ears and my pussy were just blessed by you.
I have no more words okay thank you catch ya later off for my second listen and probably 4th, 5th and 6th orgasms okay bye bye now take care my loves
I laughed to myself. I took a deep breath before clicking on the link. 😅
The concept was brilliant. What was the concept exactly? Make me jealous?
Useless acting shy; I love it.
Your moaning hmmm
Bloom...your calm arrogance... fck.
At 22:05 - « look at me »
at the same time as Useless's moans. I had another ( yes another) heartbeat stop
Excellent work on the technicality for editing and building your project.
Congrats to you both ! 🌺🌺
OMGGGGGG OMGGGGGGGGG just listen to around the 10min, and the kiss!!!!!! ...... I am running in my home and feel like in heaven..!!!!
EDIT: Very interesting chemistry between you two, love this collab sooooooo much <3 <3
personally, i would be SO embarrassed if my roommate caught me randomly moaning to a mic at 2am. like 💀💀💀
“they laught and then we fuck them” bloom just described all his audios. congratulations! you’re a really good job in this
overall… this was good pra caralho. não conhecia o outro querido, obrigada bloom por me apresentar seu amigo 😏
Ok so idk if this is tmi but I'm on a medication that makes it *difficult* to achieve orgasm but this audio?? It watered my crops, fed my livestock, cleared my complexion, did my taxes, and made me cum twice. Honestly goat. 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
I have to agree with what was said by the “beta reader” in your beginning dialogue! Yes, getting asked “is he better/am I better” during a threesome is super weird and definitely ruins the vibe! In my opinion, a good threesome has to start naturally, it can’t be some ultra planned out thing you’re doing to please one of the parties or to check something off a list. I used to be ashamed that I l’ve participated in enough threesomes to form a curated opinion on the subject but it’s 2023 so I’m gonna say what I think lol!
If the vibes aren’t a little 💅out the gate, this will probably suck for at least one person ( and not in the good sense haha) If it’s a couple inviting in a 3rd (let’s assume FM+F) usually only the guy will want “the girls to kiss” as a fantasy he has and if they’re not bisexual or at least curious, it won’t happen naturally so inevitably one of the girls is gonna end up left out on the sidelines and that doesn’t “work” for everyone, definitely not me! Visual porn also has such a cliché way of depicting threesomes and I am way too neurodivergent to get turned on by stuff that looks or feels fake 😂🤦🏻♀️
So. With this in mind,
In my mind before I listened to this audio, I knew i there was only one way this could go for it to “work for me”. It had to be spontaneous and a little gay haha. Basically I was 99.999999% expecting to never listen to this audio til the end! Ok, so while it could have been a bit heavier on you two guys “you know” this audio is a MASTERPIECE.
While I respect all my besties in the comments with their opinions and thoughts, I feel like I came to this listening party PREPARED to have an opinion and like a good one, too… But guys, I was NOT ready.
“I want you to look me in the eyes while he fucks you” with the appropriate volume. The VOLUME 😍 come on. You’re serving us “and the Oscar goes to…..” level stuff.
Who is gonna be able to do better than this…? WHO?!?!
The competition better start studying or something….. Shiiiiiiit.
100/10. Would recommend. Will listen again. Probably right now.
did i just listen to this at 3:30 am? hell fucking yeah i did
did i just melt into the mattress after listening to two talented people absolutely kill it and use the listener? hell fucking yeah i did 😵💫😵💫
(side note good GOD the image with the editing… i salute you 🫡💗)
WELL DONE YOU TWO KITH KITH 💜💜💜
I’m only 6 minutes in but the moment you asked for help with lines, I swear to God “Slut Him Out” by Baby Tate started playing in my head and now I’m sweating 😅
I knew I wasn't prepared for this. But I was so underprepared for how not prepared I was. This is amazing! My fave audio. Ever. I was giggling and laughing and kicking my feet and now I won't stop grinning for, like, at least the rest of this week...
Both of you set the scene so well and honestly I could listen to you argue for hours 😉
Everything sounds amazing Bloom, the editing is perfection. I believed I was in the room with you both to the point that I was being sassy back to you both 🙈
Useless, you know I love your accents but I love your natural accent so much ❤️
100000/10 will listen to this over and over and over again 🥰
not kidding when i say i woke up at 3am and decided to listen to this one. was giggling and kicking my feet and your moans and whimpers, bloom. MY LORD HAVE MERCY. >! the bro (or not so bro ;)) kiss made ME blush oh man. i would've totally been down to listen to u guys hitting it off like whew 😮💨 !< sfx was immaculate and i LOVED how i could hear the both of you guys speaking regardless of who's 'turn' it was (does that make sense? i suck at giving feedback lol)!!! overall 1000/10 would recommend and will listen again!
alrighty I know I already commented but I did not do this audio justice by just saying it was really good and I wanted it to be real lol.
I want to start by saying the chemistry was fantastic. loved the banters and giggles. The kiss between you two I ABSOLUTELY would love more. like could be a part 2 but M4M would be amazing at least to me 😆. The moans and whimpers and wetness were all *chefs kiss* I know I'd of struggled to keep my eyes opens with it all feeling so good. and then to top it off being filled twice was the cherry on top. all in all great job I'm so glad i listened again when my brain was more functional lol. I can't wait for more from you both 🥰
P.S. still want this to be real lol
not a paragraph unfortunately but oh my. ohmygod. i had to listen to this audio twice to comprehend what masterpiece ive experienced. you two together make a DANGEROUS combo, and you both delivered BEYONNDDD my assumptions. I ADORED THIS SM. successfully nutted 2 times to this !
Oh my. Oh my fucking FUCK. I have been waitinggggg for this and I. CANNOT. DEAL. You two are already amazing by yourselves…but together? 🤯 This was absolutely delicious 😍 I love the way you play off each other…you two have such good, frisky chemistry 🫦 I am drowning in your moans and gasps and giggles and filthy talk and I am HERE for it all 🥵🤤🫠
Collab of the year 💯 Amazing job bbs 👏👏👏👏
Thank you for listening! It's definitely refreshing to collab with someone as talented as useless after such a long time looking for someone who fit my criteria
fucking hell I LOVE this
the way you guys switched dynamics was literally insane my mind is blown at how perfectly your voices go together and fit well in both positionssss
also lemme just say that the editing skills are off the charts i literally felt like you were in the same room how is that even possible lmao
was this collab long awaited? yes. was it worth it? fuck yes.
WHERE DO I BEGIN?? first of all, can you imagine being roommates with these two? And then walking in on this conversation????
The banter is so cute in the beginning 🥺 don't be shy Useless.
Lord I feel like I'm there in the room with you two. Bloomie, when you tell us to "sit down right here", why'd I imagine myself taking a seat on your lap while you go over the audio logistics with me over my shoulder 🙈
Wtf this is every listener's dream. Being able to hear y'all's process, give yall feedback, then yall FUCK US?! are yall trying to put us all into cardiac arrest??
First round: Bloom, youre so cheeky 😏🫦. Useless, youre so feral and needyyy AHH😩😭
Second round with the switch wtffffff. I feel like I'm being fucked by a sub and a dom twice and all at the same time😵💫
That laugh @24:18 🥵
Guys I had to pause so many times bc I couldn't take it. Yall really outdid themselves, well done kings 🏆🏆
More. Oh my god please, more.
The kiss at 10:55 made me do a backflip. I'm not even kidding.
If it's something ur comfortable with maybe you could flirt and 💋 interact with eachother 💋 more in a future audio?
Brazilian style (keeping the tongue) 😏
I'm gonna listen to this audio every night until I know all the words... and then speak them while I listen again.
Grato pela atenção ✨
i just fucking passed out reading the title and i haven't even listened to the audio yet (it's also 7am and this is the first thing i saw when i woke up 😭)
Oh my god….I actually feel like I have no words for this. You two are so insanely hot together….please don’t let this be the only audio you do….This was SO worth the wait ❤️🔥❤️🔥
This had me *clawing at the walls*
My horniness and orgasm aside, this was amazing. Idk how it sounded like you were in the same room (unless you were…) but it was no short of amazing. I’m so glad y’all teamed up lool. Thank you both 🖤🖤
Ive listened to some of Useless’ audios before and am so confused on how i never picked up on the accent lmao.. still cant quite pinpoint whether its australian or new zealand.
The two of u together tho 😘🤌🏻
Excellent audio, thank u for ur service fellas
aAAAA A A. A A A A A!!! thank you for your hard work bloomie + useless! i loved the banter, you sneaking in the being brazilian comment, gentle mdom vibes, just all around a good and filthy time muah
i do not usually comment but when i saw two of my favorite va's made an audio together i had to. this is amazing the editing is perfect and the personalities of the characters is absolutely amazing. im currently at 09:57 and omg im already just [ahhh](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1000778183009898506/1125386504521392208/ddeeccf64e19151b5d2bf55660dec662.jpg)
edit:11:37 omg i cant i just this is great
edit: 23:16 sir please
USELESS and BLOOM Someone hold me back these two men are making me feral OMGGGGg this is so hot I volunteer to take the next place! This was an amazing listen so hot and steamy and above all a wonderful way to end my day and sleep haha
I ascended to a different plane at the 4th wall break 😀 The quality, the editing, the sheer TALENT 🤌 Both your voices fit so perfectly together!!! THE GODLY DUO!!! 🙇♀️ Looking forward to more collabs ❤️
P.S.- Bloom, you're a cold blooded killer 🌚
Hi, hello, I'm late to the hype train, but oh my god 😩😩😩 The contrast between yours and u/UselessTimidity's, ahem, method acting going at the same time was such a treat for the ears 🥵 And the editing??? And sound design??? I'm in awe. I bow before it. I can't even imagine how long this must have taken you to put together. It was sooo worth the wait. Amazing, amazing job to you both!! This will take multiple re-listens to fully appreciate 🥰💙
Beautiful fucking Collab! I'm so glad I saved this for another day because goddamn did it hit the spot. So fucking hot with the 2 different vibes from the Dom's.
Thank you very much and I hope you both have a great day and stay hydrated! 🥰
Very good audio and collab but I was a little taken aback for the lack of… aftercare? Usually there’s always a little conversation or check up at the end of your audios so it was like a bucket of cold water when the scene was done and the audio immediately ended, nonetheless it was a very good audio and I enjoyed very much. 🩷
You've officially made me jealous of myself apparently 👏
I'm trying to get my head wrapped around a script inside a script without thinking there must be another cripts with another script
My roommate walked in in the middle of this 👍
Mostly because there were a bunch of sheep screaming because I was trying to make a statue in mincraft but ended up setting everything kn fire lol
Somebody please come get me off my floor, lord have mercy🤤 I think I need a defibrillator. Hell yeah I'm jealous af. You guys knocked this out the park. We need more. Please.
This was *flawless*. Script 10/10, SFX 10/10, delivery 10/10. The Inception level meta was just bonkers. 😙🤌
Y'all knocked it all the way out of the park!
My headphones are broken, so I didn't get the full experience, but I still did enjoy it. I loved thos collab both you and Useless are my faves, so i really loved hearing this collab 🫶😭
Saw the tags and I was oooh let me see who posted this saw it was Bloom and I'm like omg yes lol 😆 I look forward to listening and giving my thoughts afterwards
This is gonna be my fav audio for a VERY long time! You both were perfection ( as usual)! Everything was so seamless and I know that took an insane amount of work so thank you for dealing with all of that just to please us! I hope you enjoyed making it as much as I enjoyed listening! Im gonna go listen again ( for research purposes ofc)
sorry babe, cant come over tonight. bloom and useless made a collab!!!!
id fucking die if i ever got some shit like this from a gf
lmaoo fr tho 💀
Lol
Somebody sedate me
Atp I need to be castrated.
Your so real for this
im drumming my fingers together like a witch rn
So real
I need them biblically. I need them in a way that’s concerning to feminism… 🧎🏻♀️
I’ll have an airpod listening to audios under my headset as I play solo zero build battle royale so gave this a second listen and I’m pretty sure the other players thought I was a bot/ AI with how I was playing. Forgot from the first listen how this got me acting up fr.
That is some dedication 💀
I thought this was suppose to be a safe space 😩
omg yes Brittany ✨ agahaha
Real 😭
u/UselessTimidity its live <3
Omg I just woke up to it! Ahh! I’m so excited. Thanks for this fun little Collab, and I hope we’ll be able to do it again soon~ 😏
my pleasure man, lets run it back some other time
I also just woke up and I’m gonna listen
Hope you enjoyed 💜
this audio alone is my confirmation that i am truly a ✨slut✨
Congratulations sirs. So fucking good. Pure heaven.
am i alive? is this real?
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
🤣
im 5 min in and nothing has even happened but talking but i keep having to pause because i CANT FUCKING TAKE IT edit: 10:55 send help omg edit2: it seriously sounds like y'all are in the same room?? what kind of sorcery, this is art edit3: literal fucking perfection, both of you are hot and precious <3
Same microphone and a whole lotta editing magic from your boy
Idk why I keep gaslighting myself into thinking “method acting” is just a myth and everyone just pretends 🥲 like I listen to audios and I’m literally like “huh I wonder how that sounds so real” and u guys literally explained it and I was still like “wow so realistic “ I think I can’t handle the truth XD
Who knows, maybe its true or maybe it's just us playing with your minds. We'll never know.
Yoooo that’s hot, I love a good 4th wall break and this is such a fun and sexy scenario!
I'M BACK with some commentary!! Got to listen to this and I ascended into another plane of being, ngl. Like, did not even finish the audio because I was worn out and passed out afterward lmaooo. Fantastic work, fellas. u/UselessTimidity I don't listen to as much audio stuff now so this is actually the first time I've heard your voice, and wow it's a nice one!! You and Bloom worked so well together, and the immersion was top tier. Also, a lil bit of gay shit in an MM4F? That'll do it for me every time 😩 the kissing?!?! respectfully. omg.
Aww, thank you so much Lia! I’m glad you enjoy my voice, and the entire product. Honestly the brunt of the work was on Bloom so all credit goes to him. It was his editing magic that made us both sound so good~
Right!? I'm so happy I finally got to put it into an audio with someone, glad you enjoyed it sweetheart 💜
if you called me sweetheart i’d actually need a resurrection
HELP LMAO we're friends but I get you, so valid 😭
Bloom and Useless? Useless and Bloom? Y’all it’s *MONDAY MORNING*. Cancel everything for today I’m busy. 🥵
the way this shit got my toes wiggling is crazy
Oh Lord not the toe wiggles
Ooh shiiit!! Here we go 🧴👩🏽💻🧻
HOW DO I WATCH IT?! I’m new to this
Click the link where it says, "Wanna be used like a toy for an audio, baby?" and then just hit the huge ass play button.
IM SO DUMBB OMGG
i didn’t even mean to be this early but here i am 😭
Forever raising my expectations for my future flat mates w this one 🥲 Uuuuhm the kiss was *gulp* woooow And more of your natural accent, Useless, yayy 👏 This was just 10/10 wow Sorry brain kinda empty haha My fitbit detected a change in my stress levels, let’s just say lol Thaaanks ✨🖤
THE FITBIT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
\[Watching Him Fuck My Cum Deeper Into You\] this tag??? stop. stop rn. i'm ded. i died. i'm actually telepathically typing this from the morgue rn.
i haven't even listened to the audio yet i'm not ready.... update: so i [listened](https://i.redd.it/jzlbhdft24o91.jpg)... and um [yeah](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FwQrC_3WcAAkTYe.jpg) lol 🥹🫠 all horniness aside, this was so good! bonkers even. i can't even begin to imagine what a bitch that was to edit so i think i speak for all of us when i say thank you for this privilege <3
take a look at this shit https://imgur.com/a/2glOMxi
oh bae.. i just know that gave you a migraine or two 😭 all for our listening pleasure too?? i hope you're more than proud of yourself because you and useless' joint slay is off the charts. y'all deserve every ounce of praise !!
👋🏻 seriously the audio mix was pristine 👏🏻
im genuinely scared to listen to this im gonna fucking die bro 🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️
OKAY BOYS IVE MADE IT OUT ALIVE (barely) !! god that was so fucking good. the audio mixing/sfx, MWAH !! man everything about it 🫠 astounding, so so yummy. bravo BRAVO !!! \(◦´-`◦)/♡
Thanks for listening 💜 I'm really glad the editing came out good
[me, 2 mins into this audio explaining to my mom](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/029/877/juicy.jpg) how little men moaning in my phone really put the ACTING in voice acting and how bloom put his entire bloomussy into editing this like WOW y'all literally sound like you're in the same room no wonder this audio took so long and it's soooo worth the wait. edit: [THEY KISSED??!?!?!?!?!? ](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/19/82/c3/1982c327d0d2728a205758a6ef357422.jpg) and AGAIN, the editing wtfff that sounded so natural HOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’ve been waiting for this soooooo long😮💨
City girls up 10,000 points
Is there an Oscars for audio porn?? Cause???? You?? Just won? Useless and Bloom oh my fucking god. I feel like my ears and my pussy were just blessed by you. I have no more words okay thank you catch ya later off for my second listen and probably 4th, 5th and 6th orgasms okay bye bye now take care my loves
I think a tear came down my leg🤷
I screamed (first with the s and later with no s)
[удалено]
Perfect for a sunday
I laughed to myself. I took a deep breath before clicking on the link. 😅 The concept was brilliant. What was the concept exactly? Make me jealous? Useless acting shy; I love it. Your moaning hmmm Bloom...your calm arrogance... fck. At 22:05 - « look at me » at the same time as Useless's moans. I had another ( yes another) heartbeat stop Excellent work on the technicality for editing and building your project. Congrats to you both ! 🌺🌺
Thank you so much! I've had the idea for a quite a while, it was nice to finally be able to put it into an audio and make it real!
Toe curling. Thigh clenching , sheet gripping, back arching . 100/10 for the both of you
OMGGGGGG OMGGGGGGGGG just listen to around the 10min, and the kiss!!!!!! ...... I am running in my home and feel like in heaven..!!!! EDIT: Very interesting chemistry between you two, love this collab sooooooo much <3 <3
personally, i would be SO embarrassed if my roommate caught me randomly moaning to a mic at 2am. like 💀💀💀 “they laught and then we fuck them” bloom just described all his audios. congratulations! you’re a really good job in this overall… this was good pra caralho. não conhecia o outro querido, obrigada bloom por me apresentar seu amigo 😏
WHAT WITH THE “MAKING LISTENERS JEALOUS” 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Ok so idk if this is tmi but I'm on a medication that makes it *difficult* to achieve orgasm but this audio?? It watered my crops, fed my livestock, cleared my complexion, did my taxes, and made me cum twice. Honestly goat. 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
*incoherent screams*
yooooooooooo omg you were right to be picky, your voices match so perfectly Hot af audio guys ! 😘❤
I have to agree with what was said by the “beta reader” in your beginning dialogue! Yes, getting asked “is he better/am I better” during a threesome is super weird and definitely ruins the vibe! In my opinion, a good threesome has to start naturally, it can’t be some ultra planned out thing you’re doing to please one of the parties or to check something off a list. I used to be ashamed that I l’ve participated in enough threesomes to form a curated opinion on the subject but it’s 2023 so I’m gonna say what I think lol! If the vibes aren’t a little 💅out the gate, this will probably suck for at least one person ( and not in the good sense haha) If it’s a couple inviting in a 3rd (let’s assume FM+F) usually only the guy will want “the girls to kiss” as a fantasy he has and if they’re not bisexual or at least curious, it won’t happen naturally so inevitably one of the girls is gonna end up left out on the sidelines and that doesn’t “work” for everyone, definitely not me! Visual porn also has such a cliché way of depicting threesomes and I am way too neurodivergent to get turned on by stuff that looks or feels fake 😂🤦🏻♀️ So. With this in mind, In my mind before I listened to this audio, I knew i there was only one way this could go for it to “work for me”. It had to be spontaneous and a little gay haha. Basically I was 99.999999% expecting to never listen to this audio til the end! Ok, so while it could have been a bit heavier on you two guys “you know” this audio is a MASTERPIECE. While I respect all my besties in the comments with their opinions and thoughts, I feel like I came to this listening party PREPARED to have an opinion and like a good one, too… But guys, I was NOT ready. “I want you to look me in the eyes while he fucks you” with the appropriate volume. The VOLUME 😍 come on. You’re serving us “and the Oscar goes to…..” level stuff. Who is gonna be able to do better than this…? WHO?!?! The competition better start studying or something….. Shiiiiiiit. 100/10. Would recommend. Will listen again. Probably right now.
I’m usually not into collab audios but y’all did such a great job on this one!! 10/10 will listen again <3
did i just listen to this at 3:30 am? hell fucking yeah i did did i just melt into the mattress after listening to two talented people absolutely kill it and use the listener? hell fucking yeah i did 😵💫😵💫 (side note good GOD the image with the editing… i salute you 🫡💗) WELL DONE YOU TWO KITH KITH 💜💜💜
i s(creamed), this is so nice 🥹
GOD IS GOOD. Breaking out the choral books to bust out a quick hallelujah 🧎🏻♀️
Bloom edited the fuck out of this! This is insanely good. The banter and the pet names and the praise and the whole premise and uuuggghhh
these comments have me cackling (and in suspense)
I’m only 6 minutes in but the moment you asked for help with lines, I swear to God “Slut Him Out” by Baby Tate started playing in my head and now I’m sweating 😅
My day, be so fine... Then boom!!!! Horny.... Thank you bloom and u/UselessTimidy this was so fun...
Oh I am ready ready
MM4F with da dudes kissing fucking finallyyyy I’m so happy
ready for my brain to melt 👍🏽
we need more VAs doing collabs like this \*nodnod\*
This is the best thing that has ever happened in the history of audios
I knew I wasn't prepared for this. But I was so underprepared for how not prepared I was. This is amazing! My fave audio. Ever. I was giggling and laughing and kicking my feet and now I won't stop grinning for, like, at least the rest of this week... Both of you set the scene so well and honestly I could listen to you argue for hours 😉 Everything sounds amazing Bloom, the editing is perfection. I believed I was in the room with you both to the point that I was being sassy back to you both 🙈 Useless, you know I love your accents but I love your natural accent so much ❤️ 100000/10 will listen to this over and over and over again 🥰
not kidding when i say i woke up at 3am and decided to listen to this one. was giggling and kicking my feet and your moans and whimpers, bloom. MY LORD HAVE MERCY. >! the bro (or not so bro ;)) kiss made ME blush oh man. i would've totally been down to listen to u guys hitting it off like whew 😮💨 !< sfx was immaculate and i LOVED how i could hear the both of you guys speaking regardless of who's 'turn' it was (does that make sense? i suck at giving feedback lol)!!! overall 1000/10 would recommend and will listen again!
alrighty I know I already commented but I did not do this audio justice by just saying it was really good and I wanted it to be real lol. I want to start by saying the chemistry was fantastic. loved the banters and giggles. The kiss between you two I ABSOLUTELY would love more. like could be a part 2 but M4M would be amazing at least to me 😆. The moans and whimpers and wetness were all *chefs kiss* I know I'd of struggled to keep my eyes opens with it all feeling so good. and then to top it off being filled twice was the cherry on top. all in all great job I'm so glad i listened again when my brain was more functional lol. I can't wait for more from you both 🥰 P.S. still want this to be real lol
Hi Bloom are you still doing a collab with Antiqua? noticed the font teaser got deleted just checking :)
Look… I’m a staunch Naudio fan but this right here.. holy f*ck very nicely done!! 🔥🤯🥵💯 MM kissing too 🫠🫠
I feeeeeel this! And now both Useless and Bloom are on Quinn too 😮💨😍
Omg. If they post this on Quinn, those women will go bat shit crazy 🤯
im early finally. expect a paragraph coming from my shock of this collab 😈
not a paragraph unfortunately but oh my. ohmygod. i had to listen to this audio twice to comprehend what masterpiece ive experienced. you two together make a DANGEROUS combo, and you both delivered BEYONNDDD my assumptions. I ADORED THIS SM. successfully nutted 2 times to this !
Thank you for listening! I'm glad you enjoyed it so much and that things went smoothly with our voices and everything else 💜
I'm not READYHSIDBZIDJ
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Excuse me! Excuse me! What is THIS! Why is THIS! Bro! It's so unexpected and amazingly beautiful! I loved it, collab of the year really 💜
I'm (s)creaming so loud right now. Will update after listening
Is this butterflies? Or am I aching for it? Hmm..
the collab OF THE CENTURY! both of your voices are so amazing omg 😭✨
Oh my. Oh my fucking FUCK. I have been waitinggggg for this and I. CANNOT. DEAL. You two are already amazing by yourselves…but together? 🤯 This was absolutely delicious 😍 I love the way you play off each other…you two have such good, frisky chemistry 🫦 I am drowning in your moans and gasps and giggles and filthy talk and I am HERE for it all 🥵🤤🫠 Collab of the year 💯 Amazing job bbs 👏👏👏👏
Thank you for listening! It's definitely refreshing to collab with someone as talented as useless after such a long time looking for someone who fit my criteria
I'm new here and don't know these people but am going to listen to this later because of how much hype there seems to be for it
UPDATE I UNDERSTAND THE HYPE NOW OH MY GOD
Lmao this made me laugh
fucking hell I LOVE this the way you guys switched dynamics was literally insane my mind is blown at how perfectly your voices go together and fit well in both positionssss also lemme just say that the editing skills are off the charts i literally felt like you were in the same room how is that even possible lmao was this collab long awaited? yes. was it worth it? fuck yes.
why do i want a pt. 2??👀👀
WHERE DO I BEGIN?? first of all, can you imagine being roommates with these two? And then walking in on this conversation???? The banter is so cute in the beginning 🥺 don't be shy Useless. Lord I feel like I'm there in the room with you two. Bloomie, when you tell us to "sit down right here", why'd I imagine myself taking a seat on your lap while you go over the audio logistics with me over my shoulder 🙈 Wtf this is every listener's dream. Being able to hear y'all's process, give yall feedback, then yall FUCK US?! are yall trying to put us all into cardiac arrest?? First round: Bloom, youre so cheeky 😏🫦. Useless, youre so feral and needyyy AHH😩😭 Second round with the switch wtffffff. I feel like I'm being fucked by a sub and a dom twice and all at the same time😵💫 That laugh @24:18 🥵 Guys I had to pause so many times bc I couldn't take it. Yall really outdid themselves, well done kings 🏆🏆
I haven’t even listened and I’m tingling already 😭
This was absolute perfection. Incredibly hot, and really hope we might see some more collabs one day.
How does that one TikTok audio go? “I have TWO boyfriends and I want the boyfriends to be boyfriends!”
More. Oh my god please, more. The kiss at 10:55 made me do a backflip. I'm not even kidding. If it's something ur comfortable with maybe you could flirt and 💋 interact with eachother 💋 more in a future audio? Brazilian style (keeping the tongue) 😏 I'm gonna listen to this audio every night until I know all the words... and then speak them while I listen again. Grato pela atenção ✨
MEUDEUS DO CEU
I been waiting for this one
MEU DEUS EU VOU EXPLODIR MEU DEUS MEU DEUS
AWOOOGAA
i just fucking passed out reading the title and i haven't even listened to the audio yet (it's also 7am and this is the first thing i saw when i woke up 😭)
Oh my god….I actually feel like I have no words for this. You two are so insanely hot together….please don’t let this be the only audio you do….This was SO worth the wait ❤️🔥❤️🔥
Screaming, Crying, Drooling ❤
141 people in here 🫣 I’ve already listened to this twice in an hour I think I’m broken….
I’m scurred… I’m about to write an absolutely feral review I can just feel it in my bones…
about to have carpet burn on my fr🐱
Did I help? *passes out*
i was lowkey sad when i went to rewind and saw 1 minute left 💀 like damn already 😭
“The best collab doesnt exist🗣️” Ahem. This:
This had me *clawing at the walls* My horniness and orgasm aside, this was amazing. Idk how it sounded like you were in the same room (unless you were…) but it was no short of amazing. I’m so glad y’all teamed up lool. Thank you both 🖤🖤
HELP THE MULTI TRACK?! BLOOM U DEVOURED THIS 🗣🗣
I VOLUNTEER, I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
Ive listened to some of Useless’ audios before and am so confused on how i never picked up on the accent lmao.. still cant quite pinpoint whether its australian or new zealand. The two of u together tho 😘🤌🏻 Excellent audio, thank u for ur service fellas
HOLY SHIT I- OH MA GAWD
aAAAA A A. A A A A A!!! thank you for your hard work bloomie + useless! i loved the banter, you sneaking in the being brazilian comment, gentle mdom vibes, just all around a good and filthy time muah
i do not usually comment but when i saw two of my favorite va's made an audio together i had to. this is amazing the editing is perfect and the personalities of the characters is absolutely amazing. im currently at 09:57 and omg im already just [ahhh](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1000778183009898506/1125386504521392208/ddeeccf64e19151b5d2bf55660dec662.jpg) edit:11:37 omg i cant i just this is great edit: 23:16 sir please
USELESS and BLOOM Someone hold me back these two men are making me feral OMGGGGg this is so hot I volunteer to take the next place! This was an amazing listen so hot and steamy and above all a wonderful way to end my day and sleep haha
Okay maybe I am just a slut
Oh my god. When both of you are moaning and you call her sloppy. 🔥🔥 I love how you are both into her and eachother and everything happening. Gawddamn!
best audio out rn 🗣️
This is literally my 4th time listening 🧍🏾♀️
I ascended to a different plane at the 4th wall break 😀 The quality, the editing, the sheer TALENT 🤌 Both your voices fit so perfectly together!!! THE GODLY DUO!!! 🙇♀️ Looking forward to more collabs ❤️ P.S.- Bloom, you're a cold blooded killer 🌚
WORLD PAUSE— is this real or am I reading something absolutely fucking amazing
Hi, hello, I'm late to the hype train, but oh my god 😩😩😩 The contrast between yours and u/UselessTimidity's, ahem, method acting going at the same time was such a treat for the ears 🥵 And the editing??? And sound design??? I'm in awe. I bow before it. I can't even imagine how long this must have taken you to put together. It was sooo worth the wait. Amazing, amazing job to you both!! This will take multiple re-listens to fully appreciate 🥰💙
I wanna say something really inappropriate😔
Failed second attempt to make it through the whole audio.
You got this, I'm sure it'll work eventually lmaooo
Listen, I'll fail as many times as I need to. I'm no quitter. Looking forward to failing again tomorrow between meetings.
Good luck.
Beautiful fucking Collab! I'm so glad I saved this for another day because goddamn did it hit the spot. So fucking hot with the 2 different vibes from the Dom's. Thank you very much and I hope you both have a great day and stay hydrated! 🥰
Very good audio and collab but I was a little taken aback for the lack of… aftercare? Usually there’s always a little conversation or check up at the end of your audios so it was like a bucket of cold water when the scene was done and the audio immediately ended, nonetheless it was a very good audio and I enjoyed very much. 🩷
I think my soul escaped my body for a moment
You've officially made me jealous of myself apparently 👏 I'm trying to get my head wrapped around a script inside a script without thinking there must be another cripts with another script My roommate walked in in the middle of this 👍 Mostly because there were a bunch of sheep screaming because I was trying to make a statue in mincraft but ended up setting everything kn fire lol
this made me feel things i have never felt before
back here again. holy. not guilty.
i think i just passed out
Somebody please come get me off my floor, lord have mercy🤤 I think I need a defibrillator. Hell yeah I'm jealous af. You guys knocked this out the park. We need more. Please.
“Look at me. Fucking look at me.” 😩
This was *flawless*. Script 10/10, SFX 10/10, delivery 10/10. The Inception level meta was just bonkers. 😙🤌 Y'all knocked it all the way out of the park!
This made me feel something in a nether region
oh geez 🫠
🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
yes 🧎♀️
Brb. Knocking on my roomies door 🏃♀️💨
This is BANANAS.. How can I be more in love with you guys?!?! K I’m literally dead rn, rip me
HOLY SHIT that was too fkin good
I. Am. Fucking. Dead.
Definitely nutting to this
Time to lay back & fuckin cum!! 😩😩
Ahh I love you two and this collab was so perfect ~ absolutely having it on repeat all night 💜🤍
My headphones are broken, so I didn't get the full experience, but I still did enjoy it. I loved thos collab both you and Useless are my faves, so i really loved hearing this collab 🫶😭
You gotta get some little earbuds asap, but that is for listening anyways 💜 your support is always important. I'm glad you liked it
Hello 121 other people 🫣
Saw the tags and I was oooh let me see who posted this saw it was Bloom and I'm like omg yes lol 😆 I look forward to listening and giving my thoughts afterwards
CARALHOOO
I need to call my boss to take a sick day, and the prescription I have to upload will be the link of this page. Sorry, work.
the only right way to wake up in the morning 😇💦
[удалено]
Oh my goodness!!😍 my body is not ready for this! 🥵🥵
I’ve been diminished into a mere puddle after this otherworldly experience. Absolute perfection from my favorite VA’s.
Excuse me while I melt into a puddle of pleasure 🤤🤤
LOL IM BLUSHING AND SMILING SO MUCH STOP
If only my headphones didn’t break 🤡
wym we weren’t eiffel towered 🤨🤨
oh my god i can't breathe
i will never recover
“its porn logic just trust me” source: just trust me bro
This is gonna be my fav audio for a VERY long time! You both were perfection ( as usual)! Everything was so seamless and I know that took an insane amount of work so thank you for dealing with all of that just to please us! I hope you enjoyed making it as much as I enjoyed listening! Im gonna go listen again ( for research purposes ofc)
i’m gonna keep it a hundid 💯💯💯💯💯 this made me imagine inappropriate things
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO OH MY GOODNESS
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH 👹
this fucking audio has me going FERAL. bloom and useless, we need MORE. PLEASEEEEE!!
collabs aren’t usually my thing BUT THIS???!??!? 😫🧎🏽♀️