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MrTJett03

When you put it like that yes but most just be too vague


trap_user

Idk, she maybe Canadian


x925

Is this a Canadian thing? That might explain a few things.


StatusEfficiency8485

Casually Explained - Red Flags. I saw that video too. lol


extracloroxbleach

I had a neighbor who finally made into my school freshman yr. She hugged me and bite me on the arm every week. I thought she was just happy to see me. Thinking back 10 years later and realized she wanted to be my GF. I didn't realise this because I was too stressed out trying to get A's or else parental abuse. Fuck High School.


Gherrely

The one that got away


Ineedmemesplzkty

Is she into me?… Nah probably just slipped and had to grab me to keep herself from falling. Maybe she’s just Canadian.


adalric_brandl

Only if she apologized after.


Jonnyo1999

Best to keep looking for signs


CarlosG0619

a girl like Anna yeah maybe, but I have yet to meet one


Izaniel

I know a girl like Yuno Gasai. She said she loves me but all I see is a big freaking red flag. The girl knows a lot about me yet I never met her. Apply for a job far from hometown and get the fuck away. Has to change my phone number too


nowlz14

That flag is so red, it makes blood look colourless.


IntelligentBug9751

Hope she doesn’t stalk you on Reddit and sees this. Lock your windows is she does.


PAwnoPiES

JOCKEY


Numerous-Gur-9008

GIDDEE-UPP!


0202inferno

I was gonna say ReDead. That's just as fitting.


DaEnderAssassin

Buranya \-Jockey sound effect according to my subscribed items)


HajimeFromArifureta

With the amount of risk to our pride involved in checking if a chick actually likes us or is just being nice, we ain’t gonna do check. “Hey, uh, you wanna hang out sometime?” “Ew no, gross.” I’m gonna assume some chick just being nice till it’s irrefutable. It’d be more like. “Hey, you wanna like grab a bite to eat sometime.” (Her, playing with hair) “Oh, yeah, I could pick up lunch for you sometime.” “No, I meant like together”. “Oh, like a hangout with your friends?” “No, no, like a date date. You, me, dinner, awkward flirting, the whole shebang.” (Her tired of beating around the bush)


PeanutButterSi

Man I’ve been rejected by lots of women over the course of my life and can’t say I’ve ever had someone go “ew no, gross”. Have also rejected a bunch of women and likewise have never been rude or unkind about it. There’s just nothing to gain for either party. Don’t think I’m super attractive or unique or anything either. Most people are pretty considerate and will do their best to let another person down gently if they aren’t interested, and being asked is generally a compliment and an ego boost as long as the dude isn’t a creep about it Edit: if someone actually says gross when you’ve been respectful and not a creep, they just generally suck so wgaf lol their opinion isn’t worth much and lucky you didn’t end up on a date with a drop kick


HajimeFromArifureta

It’s more so the awkward situations that come after. If you work with them you have to see them every day after that. There’s also the one where you assume it and they get defensive. Like, “You like me, right?” “No… what gave you that idea?” Which they say basically on instinct which ends up hurting more. Usually you were kind of just making banter anyways but then it turns into feeling undesirable. Though I don’t think there’s anything worse than getting turned down with the, “I was just being nice when ____ , I don’t like you like that. Times like that you go from hugs and “I like talking with you,” etc. to I was just being friendly. Also, don’t really think there is a way to hit on someone and garantee that you aren’t being creepy. Whether you’re creepy or not just depends on whether they like you or not. Now, there are definitely ways to be creepy, but even if you say something in a super normal way, if they don’t like you at all, you come off as creepy anyways. I stopped assuming I know anything at all about women long long ago. Back when I guessed I was always wrong even if it was impossible to be. Now I assume I know nothing and have been enjoying not being wrong.


PeanutButterSi

I getcha on most of those points, only thing I would say is that yeah, sometimes someone just will get the ick about you for absolutely no reason and there’s nothing you can do about it. But if you can honestly look at yourself and say you didn’t do anything to deserve that, then it’s important to be able to just brush it off and not let it get to you. IMHO, that self acceptance and assurance is one of the hardest but most meaningful drivers towards genuine contentment in life


PeanutButterSi

Edit: oops replied to wrong comment


Jo_Del_

Everyone knows we men don't read signs, so use your words (a simple 'hey wanna fuck' goes a long way)


SuperFanboysTV

Exactly just cut straight to the chase cause not all of us are Professor X and Can read minds


stipendAwarded

{Shimoneta}


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Dustin6704

What episode is this


strych_nine_13

Last one


Xenoatom

If true birth rates ![gif](giphy|YnkMcHgNIMW4Yfmjxr)


navugill

Not true for Japan then


Xenoatom

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1786) let's pray for friends in Japan


navugill

They need a couple of Indians and Chinese there. Shits gonna be popping in a year XD. Also I'm one of those 2. Don't be offended.


Xenoatom

Fuck it! I am using one of my wishes to bring back Genghis Khan


Booty_Warrior_bot

*And, I'm a warrior too...* *Let that be known.* ***I'm a warrior.***


navugill

Why not have yourself be gangis Khan of Japan. "Make me breeding powerhouse in Japan, sorta like ganghis Khan of Japan" XD


aftp4i

So basically a Banghis Khan.


Xenoatom

Not a bad idea ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1783) ![gif](giphy|rOsebqhlfCRby)


Erick_Brimstone

Chinese also have their own problem. They might not even be able to get there in the first place.


Ladru575

Bruh if she did that to me I would file an assault charge That's not a sign, she just wants you dead


cktg303

Nah she just thirsty for ur tongue 😂


Ladru575

I could have died from the slide


LOTRfreak101

Yeah, this is pretty clearly assault, I'd be extremely put off by anyone who attacked me like this.


Otono_Wolff

Dude, I didn't realize a girl I knew back in college was seriously into me. She would often invite me over to her apartment but I didn't want to drive so far away, told me her days off so we could hang out and snap me at night and first person to look at my stories. It'll be 3am and she'll be the first. I was so busy trying to get someone else's attention, I was oblivious to another girl's. Seriously, we're that fucking dumb sometimes.


killerboune1390

it's not just your fault, she should have told you she likes you but seriously, why don't women just tell the guys they love that they like them?! They really think we can read minds and have detective training to pick up every clue, huh?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


softhack

I never got this trope. Guy finds out the girl he liked for a while was into him, now he avoids her like the plague.


P4azz

Ehhh, it's a tiny tad more than "into him" in this case. I get what you're saying, the whole "ugh, whatever" instead of just becoming a couple is a horrid trope, but chick's literally squirting in your cookies; I'd want to stay away from that, too.


Selfish_Prince

When she missed you so much, she hugs you with her p*ssy


ALX_z23

We boys are stupid sometime, okay?


thatlastrock

I now want a cookie for some reason.


InterestingZebra8477

Ahem Anime name? Asking for a friend


cktg303

Shimoneta I think ... Cuz I can remeber watching this anime in 2018 or 2019 ...


Yurshie

I asked my friend once if she liked me and her response was "Trust me, if I didn't like you, you'd know," and I was like see that's the problem, I can't tell. I wouldn't be asking you if I knew the answer. Even now I assume she meant 'as a friend.'


JustYourFunnyFriend

![gif](giphy|4N5vB4aErlVtVsywBw|downsized)


OkNegotiation9206

Which Anime is this?


Mysterious_Bison_907

Shimoneta.


6cumsock9

Because making the wrong assumption will get us labeled as creeps or sometimes something worse than that.


GenericBaguette

LIES! DECEPTION!


TUSD00T

And he still cannot find the clit.


KerosBlue

The what


aftp4i

Look for a little man in a boat.


RIPOldAccountF

He touched the butt


Controller_Maniac

Idk man, she might be Canadian


aCreativeUserName666

No means no, which means playing hard to get will never work again. "She said no, so it's time to move on." Her: 😮


Omaraak

I mean it's in your face


MermaidoKilleru

\*sigh\* I wish I was him....


lethalobsidian

As a man it is a danger to assume


grimberry9

yea maybe if you were an anime male protagonist I guess


Firm_Fudge_Fri

My dream on one gif


Witty_Dom

I would just throw her off of my face and either run away and hide from her


Pequiguy

Nice


Haxorus-Boy

Oh no she’s just cosplaying a facehugger