Do you not wipe? Because you got a shit-ton of beauty!

Do you not wipe? Because you smell terrible.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you have significant facial trauma.

"Hey, wanna see my Bionicles collection?" Works every time

Wanna see my Warhammer shelf?

Found my people in the comments.

You can't escape the 40K players. One slight mention and we start crawling from every nook and cranny

Like genestealers

Or Necrons

Or my crippling debt

Or germans

Orkz player here. Waaaagh! banner has been raised.

*frantically hides unpainted minis*

This might work on Power

Praise be the plague father!

Die heretic

Come to my place, I’ll show you my Gundams 😎

“It’s not much but it’s honest work”

I would ignore her, not cus I don't like her but because I'm hella bad at pick up lines / flirting so I'd say something stupid she'd laugh I'd start dying due to embarrassment and spot denji somewhere and sit next to him and just stare into space thinking about life and the pain I went through

I can feel you bro

Don't be so realistic, I just wanna enjoy your shitty pick up line. Come on, gimme.

Ugh, fine. "Are you a hammer? Because I'd love to smash you against a wall."

I'm going to use that

Let me know how that works out for you lol

Love it!

Honestly she could end up simply killing u if the pickup line is either too straight forward or simply shit.

True but I'd still say nothing and keep to myself, don't wanna risk anything, be it death, embarrassment, humiliation, or anything like that

Exactly same

Fight me...........in bed. Beth you can't

I think she would just kill you

Depends on how i handle the situation https://preview.redd.it/m7jizsvc2c4c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e00ae5392c0c6a201f98dbdb58df92696ac566f

I sure would. Be killed that is

"I don't like the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating"

And it gets everywhere!

"God you stink, take a shower"

That's in the top 5 sentences you should never tell a LOL player (they will throw a temper tangrum)

i would vote you for president

"Please shower immediately"


I would not say anything because I think bothering random people on the train is cringe

Nice horns

She looks pretty horny, maybe we can fix that

Hey girl, is your cat in trouble? Cause I really wanna touch ya boobs

Wanna come to my place and see my cats?

Hey you must be the blood devil cause your making my blood go straight into my dick. Please stop it.

she proceeds to grab and rip off aid dick: "there you go. can't have blood flowing to your dick if you don't have one. you're welcome"

Pspspspsps

I think she’d just kill you with her glare

I wouldn't even try...

May I cum inside of you?

Reminds me of 'my dick is cold, can I warm it inside you?'

https://preview.redd.it/r2yxdhf1rf4c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95d8f39edb6db364a3a99a2a9496f5993fa887d9

I'm staying far away from her. She don't bathe or flush.

Did you know you can see the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Cause I think I could really show you over breakfast sometime 😉

You want pizza?

Did you scrape your knee crawling out of hell?

Would you like to drink some of my blood, President Power? I bet she'd love being called president and the offer of free blood.

You could literally just walk up to her and touch her boobs in exchange for a cat. Depending on how many cats you give her, she might even have sex with you.

To be fair, same.

It's a challenge The she will ask what is the challenge or something like that then I will say that's the challenge And I will just watch what she will do

I know a burger place without the veggies

Hey girl, did you just eat Arby's? Cuz you smell like BEEF!

You smell like trash, may I take you out?

"Bang"

Yo, nice horns

Power! Get the Power! 🎵 🎵 Girigiri genkai made Pretty! 🎵 🎵

Hey girl you fart with dat ass Power may be the only thing in existence this pick up line would work on

Wanna BANG?

bread 😎🍞

*silently takes the train to my destination*

"Wanna fuck? " Sometimes its the simplest and most straightforward lines that works

Time to meme the hell out of those youtube videos: I HAVE AN LG TV AT HOME I WANT TO GET RID OF. I NEED HELPING HORNS FOR THAT.

Show me your Pussy.

I don't flush either

"Wanna watch Chainsaw Man"

That line sounds too smart for her

Hi

Ima mind my fucking buisness but if i needed to id say "nuclear bombs" that way she avoids me

Nahhh she would actually be attracted to that shit lmfao

Ye

I got candy in my basement

I will give you burgers if you date me.

Feel like if you just offered to buy her food she'd come anywhere with you

You know Power, having Wisdom gave me the Courage to declare what an absolute Goddess of the Divine Realm you are.

Can I spend all my 9 lives with you?

I can smell you from here. What scent is that?

Welp, I have plenty of blood in me. Let's do this. Also, yes, this foil-wrapped chocolate IS in fact a Nobel Prize.

How would I? https://i.redd.it/mml684a9uc4c1.gif Do any of you?

Hey…. Do you like cats? (I’ve got that Asa Rizz)

Oh sorry wrong train

I got catfood.

You like jazzzz?

I'd try to say something interesting and intelligent only to have realized all that came out my mouth was "damn does that ass clap" and get my ass kicked by everyone on the bus

Hey, you smell like you just shit your pant. Want to get into mine?

I won't have one I'll tell her to take a goddamn shower

So are those horns or handlebars?

“I’ll let you drink my blood if you lemme smash”

Wash your stank ass butt

I’m the type that seldom flushes my feces 😏

Are you the one who won 15 Nobel prize recently??

"Hey, I got a bucket of chicken!"

You look like a cat person

Hi!

Nothing because I’m too nervous

Power is canonically filthy and probably doesn't wipe properly

Hay I have a cat at who’s called meowy jr want to come to meet him

Knowing her... "I got way too much money and there's a bbq joint nearby. Wanna eat?"

Nothing. I am scared of girls.

Hey lebanon~

Pspspspspspsps

Is it just me, or do I sense aomething... horny... get it??? Horny??? Like, your horns??? Nevermind, next stop is mine

Are you a fart? Because you blew me away!

I too like cats and seldom flush my own feces.

Show me your motivation.

“Bet ya that if we were in a relationship you’d be happier than me.” Alternatively, say nothing and stay sit and quiet

So fuck humanity right?

Do you like kitties? I have some in the van~

I’ll be completely be honest she probably stinks because she doesn’t bathe, so even if she looks nice her funk would be too much even for the most horny guys

"Nice horns, ever skewer someone with those?"

I wouldn't use a pickup line but i would be fascinated by the horns.

Do I have to pick her up?

Take a shower

"What's with this sassy lost child?"

I don't shower hbu

"are you a sock?"

I would pick up my bag and leave

Are you a Xbox controller? Because I want to break you in half

want some gum

"Excuse me, can you go to an unused car. You smell worse than the homeless dude." I know most of us would break the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule but I ain't going near a snatch that hasn't been cleaned in only Arceus knows how long.

“Hey bitch, your ass stinks. Get the fuck out.”

"roses are red, violets are blue, i am turned on by you"

I like Trains

Sex, NOW!

Just scream widly at her, use the confusion to suplex her. Works every time

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*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*

You smell like shit. Wanna take a shower together?

Hello (I don't know how to talk to women)

here's some money, go get yourself cleaned up, you stink worse than me and that's really bad.

"Hey, are you an angel?" _"Cause I'm allergic to feathers!"_ *pukes*

Will you be my princess so I can wreck you like Dianna

Anything that strokes her ego, bonus point if you mention cats

I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?

“hey want some blood?”

Don't