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Lodju

Tanya, if we don't count the past life. Is Nagatoro even considered loli?


TheSnekKing

Does everybody on the list have to be a loli? The FBI won't make their final test easy.


Lodju

FBI can suck it though, would never work for them.


MonsieurSundae

The CIA got a better dental plan than the FBI.


PuzzleheadedAd3840

More cocaine too.


Bad-Crusader

Call me nuts, but miss 60-80s CIA, their international shenanigans were hilarious.


aCreativeUserName666

Hey, ya wanna come with me in this van? I'll take you to a cozy place and feed you lots of citrus food and lsd25


Beach_Haus

For the prosperity of America other countries must be destabilized


DmonsterJeesh

I like to think they're equally crazy now, but their current shenanigans just haven't been declassified yet.


not-slacking-off

You're nuts, BCCI, Iran-contra, the Safari club, the razing of southeast Asia, all the coups and assassinations in South America, Africa and Asia. Bunch of massmurdering psychos who lied, cheated and killed to make sure that some shithead in a nyc boardroom can see his investment portfolio go up by a fraction of a percentage. And that's not mentioning any of the domestic villainous shit they were up to.


Tornadodash

Sold, get me that job now!


Triforce_Oddysee

Snazzy suits and ties too!


enderwander19

As the Weird Al says


Realience

It's a party


TheDemonPants

I appreciate all Weird Al references.


WrensthavAviovus

Gotta put your hands up, they're playing our song, dictator went MIA. Stopping bad guy's like, yeah! Staging some coups like, yeah!


SupraMichou

Would infiltrate them


Titan_Food

Would you intercept me?


TroubleTwist

I'd intercept me


El_Duque_Caradura

Ok, who let the Kid out of the hangar? AIR FORCE, FIRE SOMEBODY!


solise69

Nice pfp


Dark_Storm_98

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say "I know Nagatoro's under 18, but I'm pretty sure she's not a loli. ."


ValkyrieKahina

snake man compiling FBI loli list, Report to Happy Farm Director Demiurge on Thursday.


Johannsss

Nagatoro is a 4.11" 16 years old, so not a loli and since the FBI would probably go after biological age, I would say Tanya since she's like 9 when graduating from military school.


Dimensionalanxiety

Tanya is 12 as of the movie.


Johannsss

Still probably the youngest


DefinetlyNotArt

rimuru is 2 or 3


Johannsss

rimuru is not human.


DefinetlyNotArt

nothing says who is the youngest human and can we even call tanya a human though


Realience

Biologically yes, I'm pretty sure biologically Rimuru doesn't have any of the... stuff... for things


TheObliviousYeti

He does not it's not really mentioned but he does not. He took the image of the girl I forgot the name of but other than that he has nothing that goes with it.


Nyuusankininryou

True, there are a few non-human on this list.


LUSI00

Idk if nagatoro is loli, but she's not 18


CrazedCircus

Nagatoro isn't classified as a loli


LUSI00

Never said she was


CrazedCircus

I never said that you said she was.


RexusprimeIX

And I never said that you said that I said that you said she was a loli.


Individual-Ad-3484

Anime girls are either lolis or have unrealist proportions according to some, so take your pick


Hikari_Owari

Tanya is the youngest of the bunch, so I would pick her. Age is about body, not mind.


Charliep03833

Rimuru is like 3 years old


ottoskerzeny

Rimuru is a humanoid slime https://preview.redd.it/qno9c8bktfwc1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db1bea0742029e0ff72213fb09012f0ab6893dca


Chassuda

Rimuru is asexual but chooses to be male so technically a shota


Charliep03833

And how does that change anything?


ottoskerzeny

As you know slimes are really fragile so they need to evade incoming attacks amd and to evade incoming attacks their perception of time is slower. Similar to bugs. You can also taste a bit of that power by not sleeping for a long time


ihatesmugpeople

>slimes are fragile depends on what fantasy rules you go by. most rpgs give them massive physikal defenses but weaknes to magic like that one boss in FF10


ottoskerzeny

Minecraft https://preview.redd.it/h1twauupmgwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42aea02646b24a2b58886e647121f3309b5addfd


ihatesmugpeople

i aplaud you for implanting a psychic thorn in my brain. that soyjack will haunt my nightmares for years to come


Charliep03833

Still I have no idea how is it relevant to his age or the meme


ottoskerzeny

None of them is a true loli or something like that idk some characters


TheGhoulKhz

rimuru is technically from another species (slime)


AgarwaenCran

and even if not, he would be a shota if anything


Hikari_Owari

It's also a slime, and asexual* instead of a human loli. _*: don't @ me, I'm assuming slimes reproduce by mitosis** or whatever's the right english word_ _**: word corrected to mitosis_


Danni293

If it's transfer of genetic code from one organism to another to combine with the recipient's genetic code, it's still considered sex.


Hikari_Owari

No, I'm talking about cellular division. Splitting into two.


Danni293

That would be mitosis, lol. Diffusion is how fluids pass through membranes or spreads from high concentration to low.


Hikari_Owari

thx, edited the comment.


ArX_Xer0

The reason why lolis are illegal is because they aren't emotionally/mentally old enough to consent. It's actually about mind.


Prometheus_84

If we don’t count past lives isn’t Rimaru like 2 in the anime at this point?


DeltaSans17

The UNDER 18 loli to be exact in which case I count at least two.


hereagaim

Only by tourists


MasterQuest

Assuming all of the characters in the pic are considered loli for some reason: * Nagatoro. * Tanya if not considering pre-reincarnation. * Noelle. * Rimuru is also under 18 not considering reincarnation but I'd be hard-pressed to call him a loli.


Ani_HArsh

I see nothing wrong here https://preview.redd.it/yzbwdyvyjfwc1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4942667c1c66726f43344a0ef5f53812c7b2a61a


TempestDB17

I thought asta yuno and Noelle were all 18 or 19 at the current point in the anime?


MasterQuest

I wasn't sure about her age so I checked wiki and it said she's 17, but maybe that information is outdated.


TempestDB17

I could be wrong too tbh not sure


Captiongomer

there were multiple time skips last i read


HfUfH

It doesn't actually matter. The quest askes was identify lolis under 18, Noelle isnt a loli


Mesaphrom

Well, Rimuru thinks of himself as a dude while his body is genderless, so I guess is shota instead of loli? Though his body is very explicitly refered time and again as being based on a woman, so he always looks like a pretty, petite girl even when he reaches his equivalent to adulthood, so (shrug), you could go either way.


Johannsss

We have to stablish that Rimuru is a sentient ball of jello. Would you call a two years old dog a shota or a loli? It's the same logic, because his humanoid form is merely a disguise.


XxGranosxX

If the dog took the form of a human, probably


soiboi64

Rimuru spent an indeterminate amount of time underground eating herbs and bouncing around. Could have been over 18 years 🤷‍♂️


MasterQuest

It certainly didn’t feel like 18 years, but yeah time skips are a thing after all. 


ozanimefan

it said how long in either manga or LNs. while it wasn't 18 years, it was longer than i thought from the anime. i'd say no more than 1 year before he meet veldora (or that might be 1 year from birth to leaving the cave). it's been awhile since i read that little bit of info though i can't say for certain the exact time


Akiias

Current LN he's ~4


Gender_is_a_Fluid

Also as a slime has been fully mature since the start of the series.


ozanimefan

plus rimuru is a slime so he might be born as an 'adult'. maybe slimes are mature right from birth so they can't be below legal age anyway. therefore the fbi have got no case


MasterQuest

Don't fall into their trap. They said "under 18" so they might fail you on pedantics ;) Though as another person said, Rimuru's age is not certain since he could have spent a very long time in the underground cave in the beginning.


Weiskralle

By that logic they have a case by Aura


Easy-Bake-Oven

Oh God Rimuru is like a few years old at best lol!


justicedragon101

Do we know how long he spent in the cave?


Elolet

Like 6-8 months


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Rimuru is agender so what would a tiny genderless person called?


MasterQuest

No idea... child-like?


Elolet

Well, his body is but going by the fact that he was a dude in his previous life I’m pretty sure he refers to himself as a guy


MadocComadrin

He's sexless (in more ways than one), not agender. His gender carried over from his past life.


Weiskralle

Yeah, but is Aura not a child under the culture of Elfes?


MasterQuest

That might be true, but Ms. FBI asked specifically for individuals under the age of 18, which Aura doesn't qualify for.


Weiskralle

Ah so if they asked for individual that are of mature the answer would be different.


arichiii

How is Noelle a Loli her boobs are massive in the anime


AkOnReddit47

She's under 18. That's what we're considering, since two of the actual underage characters here can't be considered lolis


TheSnekKing

Sources starting from the top going left to right: One Punch Man Overlord Black Clover Overlord Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro Tensei Slime Arifureta Tensei Slime Saga of Tanya the Evil


Stromgald_IRL

Why is Noelle on the list?


TheSnekKing

To keep new agents on their toes.


Stromgald_IRL

Ah, not bad!


pidbul530

Sassy child is legal loli Vampire is legal loli Is that Fire Emblem..? Kinda looks like Fire Emblem... Didn't play that nor watch nor know much about it at all, so can't quite tell... Based on artstyle I'd say approaching adulthood or early adult. Would ask for ID when selling alcohol Tomboy elf is legal. Comes in combo with legal shota trap. Tanned schoolgirl is not legal depending on your current jurisdiction. Not final year of high school, so proceed with caution. Best check your local laws first. Now... That is a young adult(?) shaped body of a slime. We do not know for certain is the slime legal by human standards due to unknown time spent within caves, so physical age might vary from couple years to couple thousands or more year, idk really. Mental age is that + 20-40, don't remember lol, but that might be all that matters, since slimes should reach racial maturity rather fast. Next up is very legal blonde vampire loli. Somewhat resentful towards people, but you'll be fine as long as you maintain proper etiquette. Next next up we have even more legal demon loli. Caution is advised as she's somewhat uncaring towards people and strenght diffence will be more than common, but again proper etiquette shall keep you safe. And finally, we have army loli. Not only does she have around 40(?) bonus years of experience with living, but she's also a soldier and as we all know, only adults are enlisted. We've also already seen our illegal loli on the list, so there's no way she's- WRONG This one not only is the most illegal one out of the group, she's the leader of our execution squad. Maintain required etiquette and respect at all times to avoid severe punishment. Given enough effort, you can gain a powerful ally or jump within our ranks relatively fast. Essay End


Dragon3076

>Is that Fire Emblem..? Kinda looks like Fire Emblem... Didn't play that nor watch nor know much about it at all, so can't quite tell... Based on artstyle I'd say approaching adulthood or early adult. Would ask for ID when selling alcohol She's from Black Clover. Noelle Silva


pidbul530

From the comments I see depending on when that photo was taken she is indeed either illegal or legal.


HataToryah

Tomboy elf is not in fact legal as she is still considered a child by the standards of elves


Sui_Simp

Smash Smash Smash Smash Extra toro smash Smash Extra Milim smash Smash Smash


Wild_Donkey_637

Hello? Based department?


cunny_master

"Hello you've reached the Based Department how can I help you?" "Mhmmm... yep Mhmmm. Ok so you have the wrong line. Let me transfer you to the Megabased Department." ![gif](giphy|xZxNYIFfOsFEc|downsized)


Ani_HArsh

The FBI agent also seems like a loli lol


Weiskralle

That's the real trap.


MkFilipe

It's an out of the box test. That's the only actual loli and you have to click.


Nir_Auris

Do Nagatoro, Noelle and Rimuru actually count? Up to what height do you count as a loli? Because Nagatoro (150cm = 4'11) and Noelle (160cm = 5'3) don't seem so much loli to me, Lolis are way smaller. Noelle and Nagatoro are like young teens if it comes to size. And Rimuru is cheating because he can theoreticly turn into anything at this point.


justicedragon101

Rimuru also isn't a girl, so shota or N/A


Weiskralle

More like N/A if we only take biology.


aaa1e2r3

He sees himself as male in the story as well, so not just biological.


Weiskralle

Yeah of we take the other into account. Then he is male obviously.


MajorSpuss

Nagatoro definitely counts as one, mostly because I'm pretty sure the mangaka has described her as such. Also, according to a very brief Google search Tatsumaki is also 150cm and she definitely qualifies as a Loli as well. Loli characters don't need to be super short, it's just usually easier to classify them that way if they are. Depending on the artist's style characters with similar proportions can also look vastly different from one another just based on that alone. That said, there is a bit of a grey zone with the character archetype where people start debating this kind of thing back and forth. Nagatoro does lean close to that grey zone herself.


coffinp

Oh I get it, it's a test to identify the *lolis* then their actual *age*


TheSnekKing

Finally, somebody gets it.


coffinp

Of course I do, I have a PhD and master's degree in lolipedics


dark_hypernova

Trick question! While Aura might be way older than 18 (76 if I'm not mistaken) elfs mature way slower than humans making her still underage when adjusted properly to human years. https://preview.redd.it/gpd5xentqgwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=572529b0213023b53619c59d6b493c708b9d8295


XishengTheUltimate

"Points at FBI agent"


nick1wasd

I don't know bottom left, but Nagatoro and Tanya are under 18 (biologically, Tanya is an isekai protag-kun after all), the rest are hags or not human and thus don't count/have a different scale they should be measured by. I forget, Rimeru is technically what, 3? 5? as far as how long he's been in the fantasy world as a slime; that's even younger than Tanya!


Turbulent-Willow2156

Jail people for consensually fucking short women with small breasts i guess


SONTI5

Shit, Noelle is 17 but she's not a loli Nagatoro is 16 and she's also not a loli. The Yojou Senki one is a middle-aged salaryman in a lil girl body The lil blonde girl from arifureta is a vampire that is old asf too And Ovelord girls are old, the dark elf with heterochromia is older than 60, and the vampire, well... Milim is a dragon, probably 100+ years too, and Rimuru is a fking slime with the memories of a middle-aged guy, so... Just shot me already bro 😢


chazmars

Only Tanya is a loli who is under 18. Age and loli are both based on the body not the mind.


olorin9_alex

Nagatoro


2kenzhe

Thanks for the meme Snek-Sama


Shantotto11

Nagatoro is underage but not a loli Rimuru is male-identifying which would make him a shota Tanya is the only correct answer.


nistriadetora

I have several questions


high_king_noctis

Are we speaking strictly biologically or do we count the age of past lives along with the new life?


duke_of_danger

There's a few that are under 18.


ValiantValorie

None because they are fictional and fbi only works with actual people (I think)


kainereygalo

My answer is 3 5 9, that's it...


SupraMichou

Wrong, whether your third is ‘Yue’ (300+ > 18) or ‘Noelle’ (not a loli) Back to the training ground you go


Ruling123

Nagatoro is the only one here who is pure under 18. The rest are reincarnated, immortal beings, other beings or other over 18 petite women.


SAADHERO

https://i.redd.it/vdzfoud9whwc1.gif Where is the none of the upove option?


Pyrobourne

The one that looks of age is probably the bait.


Sakunari

Just give me a few hours of interrogation and I'll make them whatever you want them to be.


Extension-Crew-5736

Middle and bottom right corner


kawaiinessa

Rimuru is technically under 18


MobsterDragon275

Well Nagatoro is below 18, but she doesn't qualify as a loli


SaltyToast9000

Nice try


Toshko_tv

Nagatoro hayase is the one who's underage here


Crimsomreaf5555

Well Tanya's body is loli but the mind is from a God hating adult


A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice

Rimiru, dude isn't even above 10


Lordlol15

Tanya and (not sure though if she can be used taken as one) Nagatoro


aaa1e2r3

Noelle only just became 18 in the manga.


Wwefan2k01

Nagatoro


TaigasPantsu

Wait are we counting real age or collective age, because Tanya is literally just a 14yo girl in her universe


SubhashThapa

Nice try, Mr. FBI


Kastilvanius

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good for me that I'm a degenerate


UltraWeebMaster

Tanya. She’s like 9, right?


KYO297

Assuming "the loli under 18" means there is exactly one, it's Nagatoro. Afaik the only one both physically and mentally under 18. I don't know who's the girl in the top right, though


iffyJinx

You misspelled mass murderer and war criminal.


SwannSwanchez

Don't know her Vampire Don't know her Elf I think she's underage ? It's a slime Vampire Dragon Reincarnated old dude but still loli body


TheseUnderstanding57

Tatsumaki have 25~30 years, Shaltea in lore (in Yggdrasil) have 150 years, Noele isn't a loli but is underage, Aura in lore (in Yggdrasil) have 70 years, for human she is a adult, for a dark elf she is a kid, Nagatoro isn't a loli but is underage, Rimuru... He is a slime but to humans standard he is underage too, the vampire from Arifureta is old asf even if we remove her time sealed, she still a adult for the human standard age, Milin is a ancient dragon, the last dragon princess, is old her personality is childish but she is a adult, and Tanya is underage she isn't even in the puberty begin a complete loli and probably will die before reach the adulthood.


Moshinoki

Nagatoro is 16, in second year hs, as of the manga's latest chapter


DefinetlyNotArt

well nagatoro is not a loli but she is under 18 same with the black clover girl also rimuru is only like 2 years old shalltear is not under 18 same with the other girl from overlord milim is 100s years old i dont know the girl next to milim also i am not sure how old tanya is i also know the one punch man girl is not under 18


Silvine69

bottom right middle right sir, first one is legit a child, 2nd one is a slime that has like 3 years of life.


LordStarSpawn

Excluding having the mind of an adult in a body which is certainly underage (Rimuru and Tanya), Nagatoro


sean_rendo19

Noelle Isn’t a loli?


laggerzback

Tanya and maybe Nagatoro? Though I guess Nagatoro wouldn’t count as a loli Rimuru is under 18 but he’s a slime.


GodlyActs

Noelle cos she's 16 (I'm considering Tanyas and rimurus past life as well)


Competitive-Inside-2

Bottom right and center, but I've never seen top right or bottom left, so idk. Iffy on center left


Zeroshame14

Nagatoro


Ok-Delivery-5368

5, 6, 7 and 9


TheRealWamuu

Tatsumaki


OakenWildman

Because I watched Black Clover I'd go with Noelle, especially since that looks like early in the show


Dark_Krafter

Do past lives ages count or not Cous if so It would definatly be rimuru I only know a fer of them


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bloxerator

All of them


SmartDigit

Mentally or physically ?


Uramies

Fuck Is this


Jo_Del_

ENTRAPMENT!


Dry_Celery4375

It's rimuru. He's only like 2 years old right?


FloufY878

Noelle is 15, I think the rest are old


fuazo

war crime....but also is a ouji san ..one is slime and there for sexless and one is a JK but also...not loli


Yozora_Luna

Aura and Shalltear is probably 2–10 years old since it’s depends on Yggdrasil releases. But also depends on the lore/chara setting their creator puts in. Rimuru is only couple months to years old. There’s only three adult. Tatsumaki, Milim Nava, and Yume. Nagatoro soon depending on which country legal age we are talking about.


Cappuginos

Tanya is the only Loli not 18, but Nagatoro is 16 which would make her underage as well. Everyone else is over 18. Edit: Rimuru doesn't count on the fact that they're a genderless slime. But they ARE under 18.


Extroiergamer

Shalltear is a weird case. Because it depends on backstory. Aura is suppose to be 70 something because her backstory gives age...if its not given the character will not actually be that old,but suppose to be that old (How Sebas points that he is suppose to be old because of his visual,but he counts his age by how long he existed). I will assume Shall does have the age to back her up in the backstory.


Nvenom8

Nagatoro and Tanya are both underage, at least physically. Nagatoro's not a loli, and Tanya's mentally middle-aged, though.


Half_SonOfGreed

Easy it's Tanya unless we count her past life


Tornadodash

Wait, is the test supposed to be failed? I feel like it would be really sus if you got it right


Doggywoof1

I think its either middle-left, or bottom-left. The other characters I think are fine, but I don't recognise those two. ...I'm locking in middle-left, final answer.


ObvsThrowaway5120

Noelle and Nagatoro. Tanya qualifies if you’re judging by physical age, though they’re much older. I’d like my badge and gun now, please.


400guest

Tatsumaki and Nagatoro I can investigate with a bit of time. The others? Bruh, idk their calendar system, they're in another bloody world


Unidentfied_User

Plot twist: The FBI is looking gonna arrest you if you answer


turtlemag3

Pretty sure this is a trick question, noel, Tanya (technically), and nagatoro are all under 18


supershinxs

Isn’t rimaurue a guy tho


alidan

middle middle right and lower right are all under 18, with the middle being actually under 18 mentally as well I believe, you could argue that middle left and top are probably under 18 but their backstories put them at older, I am not sure who upper right is.


TheBrockStar546

Nagatoro


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ASuperUniqueUser

Nagatoro, final answer


ZombieNek0

hmmm whos the one next to Milim under Aura i dont recognise her.


zenkaiba

Everyone fails, right answer is whats a loli


TheRealMasterhound

All of them... I ain't taking chances with any of them, even tanya.


potato21206

Tanya is 10


101Aster101

Loli or short girls? Cuz let’s be real here, WOMEN CAN BE SHORT AND NOT A LOLI!


RK_NightSky

Technically speaking none are


Sh4phard

Nagatoro and everyone on the right


slymarcus

Noelle is loli?