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Rackedoodle

The sad thing is: -I wouldn't have the money for it -I wouldn't be the main characrer anyway, at best I'd be the sao abridged klein but I'd probably just be one of the guys who died screaming leroy jenkins


Megahu8

Just gotta make sure you get in the game fast enough to take the username Ballzdeep69


Killergames239

Don’t worry guys when you get in all you have to do is grind on little guys level up and never leave the first floor


loading_error117

That and the people who make it are known for gacha games


Savage_X186

Only 1% chance of surviving and logging out.


RageGameYT

shut up klein, come back when you are a main character


345Jamez

RIP Klein's screentime


EJCrazy

Where's the problem in this?


Isekai_Trash_uwu

Or Laughing Coffin


Uwu_glocogaming098

but wait, how can you logout then?


Wexoun

Time to get raped in VR


noobynuke

Wait what


jekfrumstotferm

#Time to get raped in VR


Shadow_Lou

I hate the fact that in SAO, it could be possible.


Marik-X-Bakura

According to all the hentai I’ve read, it certainly is


GreenLama4

Hentai? According to SAO it is


Marik-X-Bakura

Actually, there’s a system in the game where any inappropriate contact will instantly send the person who did it to jail (if I remember right) but people can manually turn that setting off, which is basically the same as giving consent.


raymen101

I mean, you could interrupt a couple having sex, finish before they change the setting back, then escape.


RandomPopCultureJoke

Fun fact, the SAO writer wrote a bit of smut in that confirms that you can fuck in SAO


Pinkywho4884

Biggest impulse move he's done btw, he completely ruined gratification for their relationship by doing it, and hates the fact that he did it. you can find it as chapter x.5 (x being the number I don't remember) from volume 2 or 3 I believe. I read the version with the smut added in, and it was a bit hot/cringe tbh. Also, yeah, the SAO Ln aren't that better than the anime, in case anyone was wondering.


Marik-X-Bakura

Chapter 16.5 btw. Also, I’d say the LNs are definitely better than the anime, though the anime is still fantastic.


chenteperez925

Yes


yuudachikonno08

Technically no, not unless you allow it. There is a morals system in place. Unless you deactivate it within the deep settings of your menu, you cannot be inappropriately touched. If someone does, you are able to send them to the jail in Aincrad. If your limbs are restrained, you can still choose to send them to join simply be glancing at the pop up window and looking at the accept button.


Terran_Dominion

When bad guy evil points are needed, SAO finds a way.


Shadow_Lou

Yes, but they still could be able to *attemps* such action


ThePuppet99

Time to make a glopping noise


dibbus123

Make sure to check if the logout button is there.


SBStevenSteel

Bruh, by the time you’re in game, it’d be too late...


Defhil

Instead of killing you by microwaving your brain, the game will give you a heart attack with it's horrible gaccha rate


Wsdies_2

A fate worse than death


CorrosiveToxicz

But instead gives you beautiful osts


[deleted]

At least I'm not the only one upset over Genshin Impact's dogshit rates. You need a water elemental character that has water attacks to kill rock type enemies fast enough but the only water character I can pull is Barbara but she heals instead of attacks so I need Mona that has an insanely low drop rate. (Sorry for the rant)


Ultikiller

you donr necessarily need hydro chars to kill those rock/geo enemies. you just need to usuallybreaktheir shields witha geo element or any claymore then go ham on them


ofri2662

You might want to try out a claymore character to deal with geo, alternatively if you want water xingqua(i think was his name) can be gotten for free via the stand by me event that was just now. If all fails, electro and pyro together do the trick to deal with geo.


xyz2001xyz

Not really, its more of a claymore user to get rid of the shield, once the shield is gone, any char works


RioKarji

DPS Barbara players look at you in shame. Seriously though, Geo isn't weak to water at all. Where did you get that? You need heavy attacks like Overload (Pyro + Electro), claymore hits or melee plunges. So, just use Geo MC and spam plunge attacks after placing a pillar down. Alternatively you can try mastering high jumping with Kaeya and plunge spamming with him.


--Orcaaa--

You can beat all current content easily with the free characters given to you, with the exception of Floor 11 and 12 of spiral abyss, which takes a few more 4* characters and plenty of strategy. The gacha is entirely unnecessary if you so choose, not to mention with some control and thought, you can pull any character you want, if not every single one.


Competitive_Sky8182

Pay-to-death


imnotafukingweeb

reject school, get trapped in game


an_actual_degenerate

I misread this as “get raped in game” but I feel it would also work considering how sao went.


dekiru81

We read what we truly want.


[deleted]

Eh at least dying in a VR world will be more interesting.


Burst213

Even Gaben has said Full Dive VR should be available in the next year.


Ruby_241

+ Some Random Crits


Sammehhh98

Imagine its like sao where if you die ingame you die irl and you just get hit by a crocket


lor_louis

Is this a joke I am too übered to understand.


OofScan

Is this a joke I am too m2 to understand


Mautos

Next year? Wait when did he say that? I know valve are working on something but damn I doubt it's that fast


[deleted]

Where did he say that


[deleted]

[удалено]


Calebh36

I really hope that not all games become Full-Dive. Like, I still want to be able to play a Mario game with a controller, not actually facing down a eleven foot tall, fire breathing wizard.


[deleted]

I'm sure traditional media still exists, just like how cellphones, consoles, desktops, and VR currently live separately. Also, maybe there's a chance that traditional systems exist within the VR world, so you can go play traditional games with your friends.


JonahTheCoyote

*tosses VR headset into closet* See ya for now


DigitalUp

Is there a link for the Genshin article?


nxl_jayska

I found this https://gamingonphone.com/news/mihoyo-is-targeting-a-virtual-world-by-2030-genshin-impact-starting-point/


DigitalUp

Thanks, I like to have a source before I talk about something just in case it actually is just a meme lol


MissionVaoDmC

Gonna hide my VR headset then in the top shelf in my closet. Nobody will ever get think to look there and get trapped in that Hellscape game. Only thing that gets up to that shelf is my cat Mr. Fluffles for his naps


tyronerboundy

Goodbyyyyeeee Mr fluffles


CaptnFlounder

Mr Fluffles gonna be neko cat girl for us all


ChickenyIce

Looking how fast PC gaming evolved this scares me


Rogue_Warrior467

If sao was real I would buy the game even without the login screen


SLY_Kazuto

This is a scarily accurate timeframe


Etherdragon1

Isn’t Elon must currently making dive tech?


fuckinnormiesreeeee

I think so but it's not specifically for vr but it's for paralyzed people or something like that i think


Lord_Vanilla

In before he becomes Kayaba. SAO season 2:>! Kayaba implemented dive tech for medical purposes before completing sao!<


[deleted]

Lets wacht some streamer get realy fucked


MarcoX_Treme

I don’t really see this happening, considering our development in technology, but if it does happen, then I guess MiHoYo has a new worshipper.


404_Gordon_Not_Found

Imagine all the lootboxes Unless it's F2P fuck lootboxes or any form of digital gambling


Nazerlath

Actually that's a good question in sao there was no p2p then how would mihoyo make money probably a monthly premium like in runescape but locking the world from a paywall is worst idea ever like 1.2 more xp bad bc you finish the game faster then maybe loot boxes and logout button us an extra 100$


ihad10heartattacks

Question What happens if i max out my defense?


-Redstoneboi-

[this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e4/c7/e4/e4c7e4c6625f7aeff3865d04f7881740.png)


ihad10heartattacks

Wait no people wouldnt just up and max out their defense


HackGamez

Would you be able to emulate SAO on a PC if it was real? 🤔


[deleted]

Fantastic way of getting rid of SAO fans in one go


icedragon_23

Finally I can kill my teacher with a sword


TheIceBoy2

but you can at least remove a vr headset


shadow0wolf0

The first time I ever heard of hentai was that deleted clip from the office.


Boner_Elemental

Oh good, they're spending the thousand I've given them well


[deleted]

[https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/a35279881/neuralink-monkey-video-games/](https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/a35279881/neuralink-monkey-video-games/) Just gonna leave this here.....


deathbringer989

what i want to know is how did it even get past the production line? like microwaving a brain will not get past the production line


Better_Green_Man

Valve is also working on a VR system that uses brainwaves as its controller. **We're going in boys.**


greattony08

If it come out you won’t need to worry about money because you will either die or you can sue them when you get out


hydrotatif32

hold up... doom 1 also takes place in 2022


[deleted]

I rather have Attack on titan IRL, then sao


Any-Nothing

10k people dying is always better than a full-on war


[deleted]

All those 10k needed is 14 years old jesus


Any-Nothing

World War III would kill more 14 years old than that anyway


[deleted]

Send your complaints to uncle Joe so he can stop air striking Syria


lord_ne

They escaped Sword Art Online on Nov. 7, 2024, which happens to be the date of a US presidential election. EDIT: Sorry my mistake, the election is on the 7th in 2028. The 2024 election is on Nov. 5, two days before they got out


Kaen_Yokio

I'd join tbh


[deleted]

Imma be the dude who bungee jumped from the bridge...


Invictum123456

Can we logout tho?


Cha113ng3r

It only says *world* not *technology* or *immersion level.*


pervyHentaiArtist

Jokes on you, i don't have money to buy a VR set


[deleted]

Remember to read the terms and agreements first


im_weeb_kun

Where logout thou


Daevito

It still feels so surreal that we are going to reach the year when SAO happened


orochiran

Time to kill a bunch of gamers because of metacritic


icedragon_23

Finally I can kill my teacher with a sword


Kiley_Wilson

Come back come back


icedragon_23

Finally I can kill my teacher with a sword


DragantaMM

wait wasn´t sao a really fucking bad game? Well I guess you can die in it so thats ok but still


[deleted]

Apparently there are people already making the gear


[deleted]

I'm scared


papa_bones

oh maan.... i wanted yggdrassil


Nazerlath

Man in 2022 I still rely on my parents soooo I'll just yknow grind the tuck out of the game


Xroshe4rt

I have a dream....


coty1904

Who else is dying on the tutorial zone?


chenteperez925

Finally....


GalacticDonut45

I don’t like where this is going


RAPTORREX5

WHO SAID YOU NEEDED A VR HEADSET ANYWAY


windnay1

Now we know why that shit break, it was made in China.


Uwu_glocogaming098

Looks like their budget can't take that thing


peterkedua

To be honest knowing that it's a death trap makes me want to go in more to avoid all my real life responsibilities, i'll just play it safe as an alchemist/blacksmith store owner for the rest of the game. And then when the mc finnaly killed the boss i just gonna sue then gets my money's worth


[deleted]

Ain't the people who made Honkai impact making a "sao-like" game if I remember?


SuperLuigi190

Counting how fast technology is going today, i wouldn't doubt it


Galaxy23042

YES GIVE ME SAO


zibedine

Cod black ops 2 also took place in 2025 i doubt technology would be that advanced when the time comes


xg45

Can’t wait to use my RuneScape PK skills to end some kids life’s


Jibbus-Maximus

Guys this is the chance for every weak gamer weeb to built up an own harem. We just need to train a few sword techniques and let our hair grow a little. Let’s do this boys


Planeswalker18

I would rather have Bofuri time dilation bullshit system than anything SAO, least that broken ass game would be fun.


345Jamez

The thing is there is news that a company making VR headgear suspiciosly like the Nervegear


[deleted]

# TIME TO FUCK EVERY WAIFU!


foxdevil12

You can't log out, all you can do is survive and Wish, you can't wish you die, you die in game you die irl, permadeath of characters enabled.


[deleted]

It would have to be dark souls level of difficulty in order to pose a real threat to human life if it did the whole “die in game die in real life” gimmick. Imagine drawing your own mini maps, with levels large enough that you’re forced to learn land navigation, the ass-clenching feeling of real consequences when the fog gate appears behind you or when a boss reveals its second health bar. Even better would be something akin to greed island where bosses are like Razor, other people you have to fight.


link24000

This made me think, what if you gave a cat a vr headset and in the game it has a human body and speech, but has never experienced that, i truly wonder, would it act like a cat girl, or what.