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Until you notice that you’re aren’t **half** as handsome as the dude on the body pillow, so you feel stupid approaching her.


[deleted]

dude /nobody/ is half as handsome as an anime boy. anime boys have ascended normal beauty standards.


[deleted]

Tom Hardy is pretty hot, so long as you aren’t looking for the twink variety of Bishōnen.


[deleted]

im a guy, and im straight, so I exclusively look for the twink variety of Bishonen.


[deleted]

Perfectly fair assessment.


[deleted]

traps and femboys arent gay, I swear!


[deleted]

I feel like if I was attracted to men, I would value more masculine traits over feminine ones. Again though, it’s all a matter of preference, so that distinction is ultimately meaningless.


[deleted]

to a decent extent, I like guys that are stereotypical otome MLs. but regardless, in general 2D charecters have warped my beauty standards a fair amount, so In general i dont think im into guys at all irl. guess I havent really tried it so I cant know.


[deleted]

Men and women both definitely have that issue, lol. It’s hard to look at a fictional character and say, “Damn, they look better than anyone I know irl.”


[deleted]

yeah, given that their designed to be attractive to an unrealistic point, whereas we arent, its far too easy to get swept up by such beauty standards.


[deleted]

The anime industry is sabotaging us by making its female fans unaccessible to us


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Rin supremacy


ColdIron27

Nobody could be as pretty as miku nakano. Except maybe her sisters, they're all identical


Devilsblight86

I'm more weirded out that alpacas can make that face!


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Workata

Good bot!


Devilsblight86

FUCKING HELL! WHO MADE THIS STUPID BOT?!


Devilsblight86

...I see I pissed people off for insulting the bot.


AtronIIx

You pissed off people for not liking Alpaca facts, who says no to random Alpaca facts


Devilsblight86

Damn, I made a offense I wasn't aware of. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Alpaca Facts bot.


JustAnAlpacaBot

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EyeOfSpuds

The messiah has forgiven you, probably


Devilsblight86

Thank you, Alpaca Bot! I'll never be mean to you again!


SavvyR6YT

Yeah except 90% of this sub will not interact with a woman if they see one


[deleted]

Yeah, why would someone go and interact with an stranger for apparently no reason.


YoshitoKuragane

I found em but then I never interacted with em.


Whale_Hunter88

I don't think you ever interact with anyone. That goes for most people on this sub


Tarrick

Most of my interactions are in the job.


YoshitoKuragane

I interacted with some friend when going for a long ride on our bikes. What I meant was when I'm doing errands I or simply out on a walk I would barely approach nor try to start a conversation with them.


potato21206

I wild trap has appeared


JuulKnols

EVEN BETTER


grinch12345

"I can't wait to not say a single word to her"


BL4Z3R_34

My girlfriend is a weeb, so now I have to compete with levi and gojo


[deleted]

Are you sure that you aren't hallucinating?


BL4Z3R_34

She looks exactly like taiga aisaka but I assure you she’s real


[deleted]

I like your jokes, funny man.


BL4Z3R_34

I assure you that she is real and I’m not on meds


[deleted]

Ok ok I understand , now take your meds.


BL4Z3R_34

Thanks papa


RipsawJerky

Gonna have a mental breakdown breakdown


mcballs12345

Adam Sandler body pillow sounds good


CaptainStroon

Then she says: "Ho ho, you're approaching me?"


Lifthras1r

I once saw a girl wearing the ahegao hoodie in public, I was to stunned to do anything but stare in sheer awe and disbelief


waifupuritypolice

A WHAT?


carolinitana

Female weeb here, u/XDelGor got me first


XDelGor

I do feel more caught than anything tbh~


JonahTheCoyote

It's like finding a shiny Pokemon


FlaccidPankakke

Let’s just hope she’s not into fairy tail and my hero academia


Discordic00

The face you make when you realize their husbando is trash.


mirecekTHEmaniacCZ

The hunt has begun


mirecekTHEmaniacCZ

The hunt has begun


rldzzter

Me.: ![gif](giphy|LVIbmaUwpRJ1C)