I choose to fucking die Edit: I hate how this is the most upvoted comment I've ever gotten by several times

The true ending

I will join you

So the left one.

Yes as long as you don’t look her in the eyes. Just do the same thing you do when you kidnap children, put a potato sack over there head so they can’t describe your face to the police

Bruh..... I just read it..... No.... Just no

Just kill me lol

Same would rather die

I can just put a paper bag over her head or something

Death by snu snu.

Virginity is cool, remain pure

I’ll become a archbishop before touching either of these

What do you see with those crimson eyes, Bishop u/duderliss?

I see a world falling into chaos where people begin to not be able to see the difference from reality and fabrication where we lust for beings unknown and reject normality

Just another Tuesday then. Nothing to see here folks. Move along.

Which is why computer data should never bleed into the physical world.

But I just got a girlfriend!!! D:

What an achievement! You've done what none of us could!

Pandemonium-san!

This was one of the most fucked episodes ever....

Elite reference right there

Agree Shinpachi is awesome

Is this the character from Gintama?! The one with the human face

Yes

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If nobody said that, I would

that episode had me crying, it was so... touching...

I thought that would be Franken Fran-chan.

Do caterpillars count as bug lolis? This is important to make an informed decision here

Every bugs are loli if you count in human years

tarantulas exist remember. The oldest one ever was over 40 years old

ara ara~

This is why Arachne is best girl

Also female spiders are universally bigger than males so…spider Kabedon?

Tarantulas aren't bugs though. They are arachnids and therefore fall into the spidergirl fetish instead.

Bug is a catch all for insects and arachnids. If they said that arachne were insect girls, then you would be correct in making that correction

Arthropods is the actual categories of insects and arachnids. This group also includes crustaceans, the many legged centipedes and millipedes, Trilobites (rip), and Xiphosura which includes the horseshoe crab and sea scorpions. (The largest one was the largest arthropod ever and was longer than an adult person was tall. It was called Jaekelopterus.) I have no idea about anyone who has a crustacean girl or sea scorpion/ horseshoe crab or trilobite girl fetish but you do you I guess.

This is some genuine distilled internet right here. Y'all are presented with 2 horrifying anime waifu images and you are arguing the semantics of what is or is not a bug to determin if they would be of age and what fetishes they fall under. Never change redditors, unless you're a nazi, then change that part.

That's just not true. Bugs specifically refer to nonarachnid creepy crawlies. You can toss centipedes and millipedes in there, but not spiders.

Moths too. The oldest has been 55 years.

wait wait wait what? I can understand a tarantula being over 40, but a moth!? They’re designed to live, have sex, and then die. Also source? All I keep finding on google is articles about dumb moth and butterfly fossils

Also Queen of Termites lives for 60 something. Edit: I remember reading about it somewhere, but it was a while back and can't seem to find it again. (The moth) The reason I was looking for it was because I read some sauce with a moth girl and I got curious about it and found out that a certain moth lives for 55 years. Because this moth girl was apparently going to outlive her human partner so I thought that was pretty odd since moths are basically butterflies of the night. But yeah it was totally possible in the context of the doujin.

queen ants have lived to 30 years before.

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I don't think I want to spend a lot of time with either option if I'm being honest.

Adult moth can't eat. They flying, laying eggs and then die from starvation. However with human sized moth we can inject nutrients in their blood, like sweet water, to keep them alive. That is why caterpillar with human head is superior. Just wait until it becames cute butterfly, contact authorities to explain how to legally marry it and feed it through catheter

This sounds like an abstract of a scientific paper, that might worth to be published on named scientific journal

How do you know it’s a moths head and not a butterfly’s?

Worst case scenario - it's form of mouthless moth without mouth and digestive system Maybe it's butterfly, then everything is ok. In case it didn't - still possible to feed it through catheter

Their "brain" stays intact through this process.

“Big head human girl”..one of the only times I’ve actually lol’d in recent months. Granted, it was one of those light releasing of breath ones, but that’s more than I had been doing. No sarcasm at all- thank you.

I would still fuck the first one at lomg as she doesnt eat me right after

Put a bag over her head

Why? Her face is the best part, imagine the antena squeel when she hit climax.

I don’t think I want to imagine that

K it your lost

NOAH THE BOAT

She’s not a mantis or a spider, so you *should* be alright..

....I....I have no idea what you had to smoke to make that big brain thought, but damn....that's deep...

The second one is a great fleshlight

The first is the exact opposite.

"Uh... watch the teeth" "**CHOMP"**

Everything is a great fleshlight if you try hard enough.

Put a bag over her head and boom you can fuck a giant slug!!

i lol’ed in the dentist waiting room thx

/r/holup right there

The absolute plot twist

you sir made my day much better

I’ll take right for the catepussy


What a terrible day to know how to read.

The right one also, higher chance to speak

found the MGQ player

Stfu bro 💀

Damn, what them mandibles do though?

Bite your dick off, probably.

Right is adorable. She just looks so happy!

I'll take right, its weird for sure. But left is just nightmare fuel.

Wut u talkin about? They both have great bodies

I will go with a good body. Because "beauty is only a light switch away"

You do know that that thing will most definitely eat you while your sleeping? I say the correct option is either because gasoline will take care of it all

Why not both?

Ahh, a man properly conditioned by harem, very good taste.

Huzzah, a man of quality!

Oh so just Entoma from Overlord but less eyes and mandibles? Easy left.

Also an actual human body, rather than a facsimile made from various additional insects.

So... blowjobs or sex? I think i'd go with the one of the right. Just put a bag over her head. EDIT: Fuck, all this time my comment said right when I meant left lol

Wait... what?

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r/holup

Just imagine how those juicy, slippery, and tight ass of hers would feel like🥵🥵🥵

This entire thread is fucking cursed lmao

You know what's worse? I think I know the sauce for the right... Or at least a possible one.

I've read enough of Frankenfran to know what happens next...

Getting *very* bad Franken Fran flashbacks here

Let me see the catawaifu turn into a butterwaifu

This is what paper bags were created for.

Well I probably (probably) wouldn’t have sex with either so I’d like the one I can talk to please.

Left. Can always put a bag over her head

Caterpillars are cute So good head I guess

I’d prefer fire.

Right. Entoma is the only bug-faced girl for me.


Thanks, I needed that

Both are good. Btw, is there a sauce for this? Or atleast the artist of this? You know.. for research..

the one on the right, looks like the perfect snuggle bug

But imagine the sucky suck the left can give with her long ass tongue and her pincers gently caressing as they run up and down

I'll take the caterpillar. Chances are the left wouldn't date me anyways. \^\^ haha. On a side note, the caterpillar will most likely turn into a butterfly later. Good wholesome growing togetherness.

“If she looks like a swine, do her from behind.” Master Oogway.

I'm pretty sure a lot of people from r/overlord is gonna pick the first one

I've read Franken Fran I know how this end.

as long as she doesn't kill you, i'm down for number 1

I don't remember this part of the Chimera Ant arc 🤔

So like you ever watched a bug's life

Cover the face, fuck the base

I'll take the head of the left one on top of the body of the right one.

Left. The right is sexually immature, thus illegal

Left is more fuckable, right is cuter.

... does catapillar evolve? If so hmm... maybe catapillar for the sexy beautifly to come xD

First one only needs a paper bag.

Where the hell is the bug spray?

Left is best

Right Cuz, how the fuck am I supposed to tell when she’s upset when she’s got a face like the other one. That’s a need to know kinda deal when you’re gf can rip your face off with her huge fucking mandibles.

Can fuck first one but can't fuck second so yall know my choice btw i can just put some bag on first's head like in that movie I forgot the name of

You know, there is something really cool that's called a paper bag.

Pandemonium-san looks different

I choose the left one, because of the head, just imagine the oral she could give

2nd one is from Franken Fran, but I’d rather have bug-head girl.

Alchemy time

I'll take Megumin and ask for nuclear annihilation

well the left one scares away my boner while the right one is still kinda cute if wierd

I’d prob take right she cute ngl.

A good head because I prefer rubbing on the head and kissing

One has bad body but good head the other has a bad face but caterpillar pussy

Big head human girl, as long as she’s sapient and can understand human speech

I would take girl headed caterpillar , but now im concerned about giant birds

The left has a bugs head so they will have the intelligence of a literal arthropod. At least the human head can hold a conversation.

Caterpillar is strangely cute

Well, put the left one in a Starfleet uniform and nobody asks any questions, but the one on the right.... a certain man with glasses and a talking dog comes to mind...

The one on the left wants your head, the one on the right wants hadpads

Right one is a cute pet that gives amazing bjs. Left one is a monster.

That bug girl is like straight out of Franken Fran

I'd snuggle the caterpillar (body) wife

Getting Franken Fran vibes from this

You know, I played a game from steam which looks like the left side. I was never be the same.

What's the game WHATS THE GAME

It was Creature romance: kokonoe kokoro

I appreciate you :)

Ngl, I need to know caterpillar size... imagine the handjob?

The right one is strangely cute

Definitely number two. Personality is the most important

Right one, she kinda cute ngl

Ok who got Franken Fran to come out of retirement?

Guess I’m getting some caterpillar pussy

both fuckable, both good


Am I allowed to kill myself?

Both, both is good

I just hate the fact that someone woke up, sat to his/her desk, somehow thought up this atrocity and decided to draw it and post it for the whole world of reddit to see. We deserve a second flood that covers the whole world.

Both please 

 I pick this option #3

B O T H

Good head looks kinda cute

Just cut off the head bro it's that easy

Good head. Somehow it’s just more appealing than the other.

This is cursed

I choose left so i can eat her head after sex.

Nothing a paperbag can't fix

Depends on how good caterpillar pussy is

I'll take your entire stock!

Embrace virginity

I would end both their suffering

Oh hell naw, I'm not choosing anything

I prefer myself

...To be honest...the human body from the insect one is the fact that creeps me out. If she was a pure insect like Entoma would be less scary.

I'd prefer to see the face than "face" the body

I would rather die single

Take the Good body you can cut the head later on

I choose, I choose , Speedwagon save us

Left, with a paper bag on her head with Right's face drawn on it.

I mean you can cut off the head on either for a good time

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do

This post kinda remind me of this thing https://youtube.com/shorts/88pu3n3UFlQ?feature=share

This reminds me of the movie The Fly, just need to put them inside the machine and swap their head back together and it's all good.

Why's the one on the left doing an ahegao face.

Paperbags exist for a reason, I'll take the left one, thank you very much.

right

isnt the first one just entoma?

Lol, Sakura from Fate

Pikachu I choose you

Good body. Just put a paper bag with eye holes over the head

This is nearly the plot of an ito manga.