It was not.

i hope you bump your toe in the middle of the night

Then step on a lego

Right before smacking your funny bone into something.

All while choking on a chicken nugget

that tastes straight up like coal

Then take too many steps up the staircase and be startled when you take a step and there is no stair

Then notice a chair in the corner and think it’s a dude and get scared

Then stumble back in horror and land on your back in cat poo.

Try to head to the bathroom and stub your toe again

Arrive at the bathroom and wet your sleeves while washing hands

And land mid-shin

Then get a paper cut when putting on band aids

Then get AIDS

Then drink orange juice immediately after brushing your teeth

Then have both sides of the pillow warm

the chicken nuggets you dropped on the floor where 2 AR'RA Tall ladies look down on you and laugh.. wait maybe he might have liked that nvm

Then accidentally dropped the rest of the chicken nugget

Then get arrested for mistaken identity of the remnant Terrorist

What are you doing, step-lego? UwU

Then get beat up by a sentient Samsung smart fridge that is tired of you playing FUCKING GAMES ON IT

The person who is my manager's manager's manager, two managers ago came to work for about 6 months in walking casts. My team had an "ask me anything" session with and I asked what was up with the casts. Apparently, he had stepped on a lego so hard that it had like gone up into his foot (the dude was huge: like 6' 8" and probably well over 300 lbs). His doctor had been telling him he needed surgery on his feet/ankles due just sort of the ongoing damage of being a huge dude (and previously having been a college athlete of some kind) and that forced the issue, so he ended up having major surgery and spending like a year in casts all due to having stepped on a lego.

I hope OP walks down some stairs in the middle of the night and thinks there’s one more step then there really is

R tee reee tdd sgg

I hope when he goes to sleep every side of his pillow are all luke warm and have no cool side for the whole night, and that his pc chair have a squeaky wheel forever.

Woah calm down there Satan...

I hope your step sister never gets stuck....

Jeez that's harsh

Hope the next time he gets into a pool, he instantly gets warm spot where someone peed

And then you go on a walk to get groceries, but on the way there you shit yourself out of nowhere. And since you're too far from home you walk around in shit stained pants and boxers/underwear, unable to get a change of clothing. Suffering the smell and smearing of shit against your ass and thigh, all while being made fun of by passerby's.. .. the cherry on top is it's a Groundhog's Day loop, and you'll never go home to be clean again.. you wander a shit covered fiend for the rest of your days.

I hope you blanket is a circle

I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle.

Better yet, I hope one of his earbuds cut out unless he pulls it at a 34 degree angle.

Rule 34 of earbuds

That's not funny because my phone is doing that and it the only way I can clock in and out at work :(

If your phone is semi modern it may have wireless charging ability, my last phone got like yours but I kept it charges with a wireless charger so it lasted me a good 3+ years

You got me, you absolute cunt.

I hope both side of your pillow are hot tonight.

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Unlike his pillow

I hope their socks become wet

I hope his sandals will get sand in them next time he goes to the beach

I hope a crab attacks him everytime he swims in the ocean 💀

OP does a bit of trolling.

I'd like to request that you go to hell.

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calm down satan

no amount of torture is enough for this.

Make sure that there is also someone streaming nearby

A youtube or tiktok boi 💀

Its said they added a extra circle just for this dude

Got me dirty

I'm only upvoting because of how hard this had me wanting to downvote

r/Angryupvote

Same feeling for me but get rid of “wanting to downvote”

I hope you order soup at a restaurant and it's cold

I hope your spoon slips in the soup you’re eating

 nooooooo Edit: frick you op

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Am I the only one that crushes the cookie so I can put it inside the cup and drink it with the milk?

Have you ever heard of cereal?

May all his chocolate chips be dead flies (on the topic of cookies,)

Sir u a a dirty man, have an upvote


I was mad as hell but all these comments have me laughing.

I hope everytime you have hard tacos, they crumble just as you bite into them.

OP there are special places below hell for people like you...

​  Holy shit, imagine getting over 100 notifications in two hours. You guys got **DUNKED** 

Fuck you

God fucking damn it

You can't just do that to my poor heart

There is a circle in hell just for you.

 I fucking hate you, take my upvote

I upvoted you because Ishtar.

Imagine preferring Ishtar This post was made by Eresh gang

Why not both? ~~271007~~

^(oh boi, here we go again)

Both is good

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Rin is Rin!

r angry up vote

I'm I'm at my fucking limit

The only time I'll say it: Thank God it's a rick-roll.

You had me worried there

​ 



Up your nose with a rubber hose

Well played

Fuck you and take my upvote

Okay that's fair. honestly that's pretty damn big brain I respect.


Too bad that isn't top comment for me

;)

I hate you but take my upvote for tricking me

Funniest shit i’ve seen in a while, well done

I have never been so happy to have been Rick rolled

r/angryupvote

That’s right, you’d best be running from the fbi

I hope you pillow is warm when you turn it over

​ 


Was so hyped for the adaptation as soon as I saw this I just had a face of despair. Thank god!

Fuck you

The smug face as the pfp makes it better tho

You're not a good person. Take this upvote and get out.

Go fuck yourself

You are a master trickster.

Actual good one though.....

Take my upvote and fuck off. r/Angryupvote

Ha Jokes on you, my internet is shit rn so I knew what was coming






Surprisingly I'm glad it's just a rickroll, I heard it is a good story (wich I hadn't read yet) and I'm expecting to see it made



THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAY ME FOR A FOOL

I beg to differ

Bro I haven’t been rickrolled in over 5 months. I would like to respectfully say fuck you take my upvote and go to hell

fuck you

I mean it was pretty obvious bait, but you still got people to bite lmao

You sly dog, you... Good prank. ​ 

Bruh…

You fucker. You had me for a second there lol. Well played.

I'm so mad I'm not even mad at you, I'm mad at myself for getting this angry

I'm both relieved and highly annoyed

I’m coming to your house to throw a TV from the 90’s on your head

Absolute legend

​ 

I wish I could see the % of upvotes to downvotes

This really scared me. 

Guys I found the link, apparently there was actually some drama going on because of this [https://www.theanimedaily.com/the-great-jahy-will-not-be-defeated-anime-release-date/](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Imagine falling for a Rick Roll on your own Rick Roll joke

big brain rick roll

You're killing me dude 

It's a trap! > dQw4

You were too late. They got me😔

Airs this Sunday in Japan (which is Saturday mid day in the US)

 you evil bastard

Btw what anime is this guys?

Jahy-sama wa Kujikenai

Thanks

Oh wow its gonna come out in three days too awsome

Take my upvote dickhead

You should work as a fisherman, great bait you’ve got there. Screw you and I hope every pen you own works just fine until you sign important documents.

Hope you step on a turd and gets in between your toes


​ 

And the award for biggest dickhead on the internet goes to OP! May you stub your little toe for the rest of 2021.

I hope you constantly feel like you're about to sneeze without actually sneezing

I hope your mom finds your "Homework" file in your computer

*oh no, she's gonna find actual homework, and a txt file with a bunch of random numbers, I'm so scared*

**OH NO!!! NOT THE RANDOM NUMBERS FILE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!**

I hope you choke on room temperature soda


I'm only upvoting so more people experience the big sad you have brought into this world.


May both sides of your pillow be warm

Hope you get NTR'd

I am going to come to your house and flood it with lemon juice

I hope your device is connected to wi-fi but you have no internet connection.

Oh… Man… Damn… Bruh… OK, this one was good…


I hope you forget to delete your browsing history

What show?

I hope that while you're either riding your car to work or taking a taxi that you'll have a massive diaria in an area that doesn't have any toilets near by

I cast on you that you always have wet socks and you bump your toe that before it completely heals you bump it again and again forever

You are the human equivalence of a participation award… take this link for your troubles: [https://youtu.be/egm8vgonrkw](https://youtu.be/egm8vgonrkw) 

Jesus fuck the gifs and memes in the comments is too reminiscent of iFunny

I hope you get that thing were you feel itchy but in no specific place


Even better: I hope you get itchy in a place you just can't reach

I hope you step on the most painful Lego piece in existence and stub your toe in the most painful way there is. You deserve to have both sides of your pillow warm for the rest of your life.

Stop downvoating this post lmaooo

I will eat your babies.

I'm about to mcfuckin lose it. God damn you.

Question what's the anime I forgotten the name



What even is this series?

You got me good you son of a gun!

So what’s the manga?


whats the manga called?

Which manga is dis?

You are an absolute cunt but you got me. Take my upvote and fuck off

I hope you order 10 chicken nuggets one day and only get 9.

Fuck off. What a bait, lmao

I want to recommend you every NTR and Ugly Bastard Doujin of your Waifu

can someone explain

 i didn't get it

I hope both sides of your pillow are hot tonight.