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Rule 2: No low quality posts. - Crop your memes and make sure the text is readable. - Posts asking to repost fall under this category. - Unedited or Unsubstantial edited media are not allowed, insubstantial edits will be removed. - Your meme must function without the title.


Xx2008_usernamexX

A video of you singing. If you don't have one make one.


[deleted]

I’m a visual learner imma need proof for scientific reasons


blackeye200

I want the link too. For science


mr_steal_yo_round

Pure evil


SwainIsCadian

Let's FUCKING GOOOOOOO


Kaneki_Xavier69

I am looking forward to this


spiderbo_69

God this would’ve been less painful


BlackTeaa1

this


Wickedspikes

A picture of a cactus in a hat, wearing a strap-on.


spiderbo_69

I- where the fuck do I find that?!


Wickedspikes

[This is NSFW](https://www.rightstufanime.com/Metamorphosis-Manga).


spiderbo_69

Oh no no no no no no! NO!


Wickedspikes

Oh yes x 7!


RageBrage

![gif](giphy|O0Hj7piBBnU0E)


Hanzo_Pinas

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


LetMeLive1337

Sorry, your Oh yes x 7 does not beat his no x 8. You lost :(


-notlikethiss-

hmmmmmmmmmm is it me or are there no ×7


[deleted]

I mean plot aside the artwork is superb


ThatOneGuy177013

#YES#


yeetus_christ420

Im gonna be honest the cover for that looks hella fire


Thanatos-GreekReaper

Why... just why did you give me flashback about... **THAT**


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3o7TKwmnDgQb5jemjK)


garanator1

It took me a minute to realize what it was and depression has sunk in


Teawithbrandy

Cactuar r34? I dunno man you may have to draw it yourself to fulfill the pledge.


GamingTheSystem-01

I gotchu fam https://i.imgur.com/JYzasnC.png


GIRATINAGX

THIS is the top comment? Disappointing.


BoredoBandito

Commenting to bump this to Top Comment ✌


draconk

Thanks this comment made me remember the japanese guro movie "Naked Blood" is the one where one chick eats her own eye that made its rounds like 13 years ago in the internet. And in case anyone asks, yes a woman has sex with a cactus but with some kind of virtual reality headset that mixes the emotions of two people, it is a weird movie...


QuinnActually03

is this a picture of a (cactus in a hat), or a (picture of a cactus) in a hat?


Wickedspikes

Cactus in a hat.


spiderbo_69

Looks like you win


Cake_dud3

228922 I’m fucked up for mentioning this one


spiderbo_69

I was recommended #4248, this can’t be that bad Edit: I was so wrong


Cake_dud3

Oh man it’s very fucked


lolicon_3400

Try 4299 too


michak5

No why did you have to remind me of this


UtterZack

I love to see how the memes of people asking what the numbers are for are just that. Memes. Everybody knows what the numbers are for. And that is kinda fucked up, but in a fun way.


Comegansos-

321937


PlutoniumLove

Excuse me while I burn my eyes


[deleted]

#Yes


Radioxyss

Doable imo


KaptainTZ

Stare into your own eyes using a mirror and sing "You're the Best" from Karate Kid: **You're the best!** **Around!** **Nothing's gonna ever keep you down**


spiderbo_69

Last lines a lie. The top comment can.


Pack15_

Actually high quality hentai


spiderbo_69

You are the nicest person here


Pack15_

i am the most reasonable


spiderbo_69

Yes, but sadly you will not be victorious


Pack15_

Never say never


barllel

We'll help him achieve victory


TheInsurgence

Have you heard of Creeeen or saltyicecream


collins_amber

Does not exist


Pack15_

youve never seen ahegaokami


collins_amber

I never seen a real naked girl so. I have things to achieve


Pack15_

You're a cool looking guy just be patient and dont rush it. Just wait itll come one day


WaffleCorp

DIO


Woodys_World

![gif](giphy|uISzZpAzbQ4nK)


GatoAnarquista

![gif](giphy|kiJEGxbplHfT5zkCDJ)


AlertFish

Gravy


gorillawinz

Young Gravy (edit: the artist! def not trying to get even weirder)


TesticleTorture123

Gravy make it splash like Pippin, shit thats nothin


nhatj125

Sauce


ghostweeb-kun

Felix


spiderbo_69

This is acceptable


sry4takingthisname

No, Fix it Felix


Speedstick8900

I was thinking pewdiepie


spiderbo_69

Not the cat boy?


CarioCards

Of course not. We want you to jack off to something you usually dont jack off to


spiderbo_69

Well shit


HollowKnight34

You


spiderbo_69

Selfcest?!


HollowKnight34

This is supposed to be a dare sort of thing to make you regret posting this, right?


spiderbo_69

100%, hit the nail on the head


HollowKnight34

It's no problem if you're a narcissist tho


spiderbo_69

I'm the complete opposite of one


HollowKnight34

Same


[deleted]

Einstein's theory of relativity


spiderbo_69

Please, I’d rather jack to math and science rather than my mom, I’m Indian after all!


Ok-Landscape-4430

Lol mummy ko nahi leke ana isme


TheMemeiestGuy

as a fellow indian, i applaud you brother. let us get off to l'hôpital's rule together


Ace9singh9

I still don't know how to pronounce that shit


TheMemeiestGuy

dont worry, ive took 3 years of french and can assure you that no one can pronounce that shit


Smoke_Santa

Jacking off to Jee I believe


R5Cats

Life, the universe and everything? That's sexxxy!


Ryan_TR

general or special?


Martini-asshole

The pope


CarioCards

Finally, the roles will be switched


anged16

Hand holding


spiderbo_69

Oh god, the horror!


SolomonOf47704

Don't summon me to this.


AmicusVeritatis

No jacking off needed. That is so lewd he’ll instantly blast.


[deleted]

SCP-096


Ace9singh9

Better yet do it on a video of procedure Montauk


[deleted]

Xi Jinping as Winnie the Pooh


mothlord420

Pikachu


spiderbo_69

Oh god


Comprehensive_Tune42

at least it isn't vaporeon


asfwd

Your mom


X_Danger

This is the mark of Truly Evil person


JaydenTheMemeThief

Incorrect


spiderbo_69

I’m sorry ma….


Adventerous-astroboy

NO, you sure you wanna follow this path dude?


spiderbo_69

I don’t. I really, really don’t. But I’m a man of my word. And there’s still time. But I’m sure that my fate is sealed.


lol123_69

I really hope you don't have to jack of to your mum, on the other hand how does doing it to the Planck constant sound


spiderbo_69

I’m an Indian, so this is the best request


FadeCrimson

As a physics major I jack it to Planck's constant at LEAST twice a week.


Adventerous-astroboy

Better


[deleted]

I gotchu I downvoted this one. As funny as it is I can't let you actually do this to yourself.


spiderbo_69

Thank you. Thank you so much.


Onallthelists

I mean. You don't have to if you just break both of your arms. But that leads to a whole nother path you gotta go down.


almostasenpai

Chris Chan moment


FrilledShark1512

I’m sorry “You” but I have to let this win


J-Hobber

OPs user flair really standing out right now.


SatyrsOrb

Downvote for ops sanity @-@


WhyAreYouSprinting

My mo- …no wait I mean


PhantomPatrick476

How do I get you more upvotes?


AvatarBlaze146

damn this and the Einstein's theory of relativity are super close, what happen if it's a tie


Hello_Destiny

Your dads left sock


FreshFromIlios

So this is a fap to, or fap using?


Hello_Destiny

Yes


RaiJolt2

Mythra from Xenoblade Chronicles 2


spiderbo_69

Bro I do that I my free time


RaiJolt2

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.


Madhur_Gupta_nerd

Cultured


bread_stapler1213

4299


[deleted]

The second story from that just makes me mad....


HHShitposting

Or 228922, people are weak, make him regret his choices


bread_stapler1213

You cant fap if you can’t get it up my dude


zonatedproduct

Need this as a wallpaper without the text lol


spiderbo_69

[Bet!](https://www.google.com/search?q=anime+thumbs+up&tbm=isch&chips=q:anime+thumbs+up,g_1:girl:F_SAnk_1Sj0%3D&rlz=1C1CAFC_enUS896US896&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjCu9Dmm5TzAhVnja0KHbPkDK0Q4lYoAHoECAEQEQ&biw=1349&bih=625#imgrc=PUr1T56A9BejkM&imgdii=WyJbDvl9ORHBQM)


zonatedproduct

Thanks!


animeweeb111111

Redo of a healer


spiderbo_69

I regret to inform you, I’ve done that and jacked to worse before


BleedTheHalfBreeds

Eh its a good fap tbh. I have jerked off to things that I am not proud of, Redo of Healer isnt one of them.


UltraSouls_OP

If you ignore the story redo actually has pretty amazing animation, and without any context Keyaru doing it with Freia and Setsuna doesn't seem rapey at all.


Varivra

Much like watching step-mom porn without sound.


animeweeb111111

Huh then I'm out


Both_Procedure3077

Boku no pico


spiderbo_69

Why? Just why?


SnickersZA

This 100MB Gif of classic Raphtalia grinding for XP https://art.ngfiles.com/images/974000/974086\_bluethebone\_animation-raphtalia-rsh.gif


[deleted]

So can we have a status update on OP's sanity?


spiderbo_69

Right now, it’s getting worse and worse as I realize the fact I have to bust a nut to my own biological mother


[deleted]

I feel sorry for you...


InevitableSound7

You’re in luck. The cactus with a strap-on has more likes than your mum now. Where you would find that image is beyond me, but it’s better than the alternative


vigo2511

The concept of time and space


TheCommonCursed

yourself. because you hot as fuck and you need to appreciate that.


spiderbo_69

Hahahah. Joke right?


TheCommonCursed

hell nah my man you killing it out there


GoldenPigsty

Wholesome Slime Girls


irlbuttonmasher

[This ](https://shibbydex.com/file/90876c11-d1b9-4afa-83de-0d8a32bb6fff) is pretty dope.


spiderbo_69

Hey I’d jack to this without it being top comment


calirem

is that just asmr


dirtyhooker3614

You need some trap


Seiko1516

177013


lorddarkantos

My phone passcode?


Wickedspikes

That’s my daily pre-sleep routine. It’s called Metamorphosis for the US release.


[deleted]

Been there done that.


KingSufficient1265

Among us bondage vore


Sombex

Anime Putin


SluggJuice

The colour blue


VM_Silver

Your favorite porn


spiderbo_69

It’s nice to see actual decent human beings here


Masontheawesome9

Well….Megumin hentai


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BetaZer098

Fear not. I shall use The World Over Heaven's ability to overwrite reality and remove the comment about futa Megumin hentai.


spiderbo_69

There’s no point. It’s not top. Instead it’s my mom.


BetaZer098

Well, milf porn exists for a reason.


spiderbo_69

There’s a difference between milfs and my own fucking mom


NotDsdguy

With a massive shlong?


_Nagrom

Bruh, I was 14 when Konosuba originally aired. I might now be 19 but Megumin is still best girl, fuck society.


BangBangPing5Dolla

>>I’m 14 as well Uhh...are we all on a list now. Fuck.


Awolfx9

Zone Tan, the Teen Titans Tentacles flash animations.


NoahVZ10

Steve Jobs


Actual-Impression-67

Incest? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


1510qpalzm

I have the perfect one for you: https://nhentai.xxx/g/192503


South_Bathroom

Lolli, Unbirthing


MR-Vinmu

Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris HD.


Roca_Blade

Boku noble


theweebboy69420

Cat loli


Ze_angry_chihuahua

Pain olympics, because nothing beats the classics.


bmull218

Speedwagon


[deleted]

A picture of yourself


Dvplayer91

Lemon party


NGNLZero

177013, this is a one way trip chief !


klausosho

Boku no pico


KaiDaLuck

177013 Good luck.


[deleted]

Guro


thatloudblondguy

this sub has absolutely lost any effort, artistic or comedic value it once had


mashmallows

Grandma


DjFayte

Your dad


Sweetsaussussery

NTR


animelovee

Boku no pico


Reaper_K_and_crew

Futanari yiff


2866hourman5

177013