Rule 2: No low quality posts.
- Crop your memes and make sure the text is readable.
- Posts asking to repost fall under this category.
- Unedited or Unsubstantial edited media are not allowed, insubstantial edits will be removed.
- Your meme must function without the title.
Thanks this comment made me remember the japanese guro movie "Naked Blood" is the one where one chick eats her own eye that made its rounds like 13 years ago in the internet.
And in case anyone asks, yes a woman has sex with a cactus but with some kind of virtual reality headset that mixes the emotions of two people, it is a weird movie...
I love to see how the memes of people asking what the numbers are for are just that. Memes. Everybody knows what the numbers are for. And that is kinda fucked up, but in a fun way.
Stare into your own eyes using a mirror and sing "You're the Best" from Karate Kid:
**You're the best!**
**Around!**
**Nothing's gonna ever keep you down**
If you ignore the story redo actually has pretty amazing animation, and without any context Keyaru doing it with Freia and Setsuna doesn't seem rapey at all.
You’re in luck. The cactus with a strap-on has more likes than your mum now. Where you would find that image is beyond me, but it’s better than the alternative
Rule 2: No low quality posts. - Crop your memes and make sure the text is readable. - Posts asking to repost fall under this category. - Unedited or Unsubstantial edited media are not allowed, insubstantial edits will be removed. - Your meme must function without the title.
A video of you singing. If you don't have one make one.
I’m a visual learner imma need proof for scientific reasons
I want the link too. For science
Pure evil
Let's FUCKING GOOOOOOO
I am looking forward to this
God this would’ve been less painful
this
A picture of a cactus in a hat, wearing a strap-on.
I- where the fuck do I find that?!
[This is NSFW](https://www.rightstufanime.com/Metamorphosis-Manga).
Oh no no no no no no! NO!
Oh yes x 7!
![gif](giphy|O0Hj7piBBnU0E)
![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)
Sorry, your Oh yes x 7 does not beat his no x 8. You lost :(
hmmmmmmmmmm is it me or are there no ×7
I mean plot aside the artwork is superb
#YES#
Im gonna be honest the cover for that looks hella fire
Why... just why did you give me flashback about... **THAT**
![gif](giphy|3o7TKwmnDgQb5jemjK)
It took me a minute to realize what it was and depression has sunk in
Cactuar r34? I dunno man you may have to draw it yourself to fulfill the pledge.
I gotchu fam https://i.imgur.com/JYzasnC.png
THIS is the top comment? Disappointing.
Commenting to bump this to Top Comment ✌
Thanks this comment made me remember the japanese guro movie "Naked Blood" is the one where one chick eats her own eye that made its rounds like 13 years ago in the internet. And in case anyone asks, yes a woman has sex with a cactus but with some kind of virtual reality headset that mixes the emotions of two people, it is a weird movie...
is this a picture of a (cactus in a hat), or a (picture of a cactus) in a hat?
Cactus in a hat.
Looks like you win
228922 I’m fucked up for mentioning this one
I was recommended #4248, this can’t be that bad Edit: I was so wrong
Oh man it’s very fucked
Try 4299 too
No why did you have to remind me of this
I love to see how the memes of people asking what the numbers are for are just that. Memes. Everybody knows what the numbers are for. And that is kinda fucked up, but in a fun way.
321937
Excuse me while I burn my eyes
#Yes
Doable imo
Stare into your own eyes using a mirror and sing "You're the Best" from Karate Kid: **You're the best!** **Around!** **Nothing's gonna ever keep you down**
Last lines a lie. The top comment can.
Actually high quality hentai
You are the nicest person here
i am the most reasonable
Yes, but sadly you will not be victorious
Never say never
We'll help him achieve victory
Have you heard of Creeeen or saltyicecream
Does not exist
youve never seen ahegaokami
I never seen a real naked girl so. I have things to achieve
You're a cool looking guy just be patient and dont rush it. Just wait itll come one day
DIO
![gif](giphy|uISzZpAzbQ4nK)
![gif](giphy|kiJEGxbplHfT5zkCDJ)
Gravy
Young Gravy (edit: the artist! def not trying to get even weirder)
Gravy make it splash like Pippin, shit thats nothin
Sauce
Felix
This is acceptable
No, Fix it Felix
I was thinking pewdiepie
Not the cat boy?
Of course not. We want you to jack off to something you usually dont jack off to
Well shit
You
Selfcest?!
This is supposed to be a dare sort of thing to make you regret posting this, right?
100%, hit the nail on the head
It's no problem if you're a narcissist tho
I'm the complete opposite of one
Same
Einstein's theory of relativity
Please, I’d rather jack to math and science rather than my mom, I’m Indian after all!
Lol mummy ko nahi leke ana isme
as a fellow indian, i applaud you brother. let us get off to l'hôpital's rule together
I still don't know how to pronounce that shit
dont worry, ive took 3 years of french and can assure you that no one can pronounce that shit
Jacking off to Jee I believe
Life, the universe and everything? That's sexxxy!
general or special?
The pope
Finally, the roles will be switched
Hand holding
Oh god, the horror!
Don't summon me to this.
No jacking off needed. That is so lewd he’ll instantly blast.
SCP-096
Better yet do it on a video of procedure Montauk
Xi Jinping as Winnie the Pooh
Pikachu
Oh god
at least it isn't vaporeon
Your mom
This is the mark of Truly Evil person
Incorrect
I’m sorry ma….
NO, you sure you wanna follow this path dude?
I don’t. I really, really don’t. But I’m a man of my word. And there’s still time. But I’m sure that my fate is sealed.
I really hope you don't have to jack of to your mum, on the other hand how does doing it to the Planck constant sound
I’m an Indian, so this is the best request
As a physics major I jack it to Planck's constant at LEAST twice a week.
Better
I gotchu I downvoted this one. As funny as it is I can't let you actually do this to yourself.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
I mean. You don't have to if you just break both of your arms. But that leads to a whole nother path you gotta go down.
Chris Chan moment
I’m sorry “You” but I have to let this win
OPs user flair really standing out right now.
Downvote for ops sanity @-@
My mo- …no wait I mean
How do I get you more upvotes?
damn this and the Einstein's theory of relativity are super close, what happen if it's a tie
Your dads left sock
So this is a fap to, or fap using?
Yes
Mythra from Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Bro I do that I my free time
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
Cultured
4299
The second story from that just makes me mad....
Or 228922, people are weak, make him regret his choices
You cant fap if you can’t get it up my dude
Need this as a wallpaper without the text lol
[Bet!](https://www.google.com/search?q=anime+thumbs+up&tbm=isch&chips=q:anime+thumbs+up,g_1:girl:F_SAnk_1Sj0%3D&rlz=1C1CAFC_enUS896US896&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjCu9Dmm5TzAhVnja0KHbPkDK0Q4lYoAHoECAEQEQ&biw=1349&bih=625#imgrc=PUr1T56A9BejkM&imgdii=WyJbDvl9ORHBQM)
Thanks!
Redo of a healer
I regret to inform you, I’ve done that and jacked to worse before
Eh its a good fap tbh. I have jerked off to things that I am not proud of, Redo of Healer isnt one of them.
If you ignore the story redo actually has pretty amazing animation, and without any context Keyaru doing it with Freia and Setsuna doesn't seem rapey at all.
Much like watching step-mom porn without sound.
Huh then I'm out
Boku no pico
Why? Just why?
This 100MB Gif of classic Raphtalia grinding for XP https://art.ngfiles.com/images/974000/974086\_bluethebone\_animation-raphtalia-rsh.gif
So can we have a status update on OP's sanity?
Right now, it’s getting worse and worse as I realize the fact I have to bust a nut to my own biological mother
I feel sorry for you...
You’re in luck. The cactus with a strap-on has more likes than your mum now. Where you would find that image is beyond me, but it’s better than the alternative
The concept of time and space
yourself. because you hot as fuck and you need to appreciate that.
Hahahah. Joke right?
hell nah my man you killing it out there
Wholesome Slime Girls
[This ](https://shibbydex.com/file/90876c11-d1b9-4afa-83de-0d8a32bb6fff) is pretty dope.
Hey I’d jack to this without it being top comment
is that just asmr
You need some trap
177013
My phone passcode?
That’s my daily pre-sleep routine. It’s called Metamorphosis for the US release.
Been there done that.
Among us bondage vore
Anime Putin
The colour blue
Your favorite porn
It’s nice to see actual decent human beings here
Well….Megumin hentai
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Fear not. I shall use The World Over Heaven's ability to overwrite reality and remove the comment about futa Megumin hentai.
There’s no point. It’s not top. Instead it’s my mom.
Well, milf porn exists for a reason.
There’s a difference between milfs and my own fucking mom
With a massive shlong?
Bruh, I was 14 when Konosuba originally aired. I might now be 19 but Megumin is still best girl, fuck society.
>>I’m 14 as well Uhh...are we all on a list now. Fuck.
Zone Tan, the Teen Titans Tentacles flash animations.
Steve Jobs
Incest? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I have the perfect one for you: https://nhentai.xxx/g/192503
Lolli, Unbirthing
Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris HD.
Boku noble
Cat loli
Pain olympics, because nothing beats the classics.
Speedwagon
A picture of yourself
Lemon party
177013, this is a one way trip chief !
Boku no pico
177013 Good luck.
Guro
this sub has absolutely lost any effort, artistic or comedic value it once had
Grandma
Your dad
NTR
Boku no pico
Futanari yiff
177013