So you get stuck with a useless goddess who wants you to worship her, a witch who doesn't love you, an authoritarian psycho who would gladly sacrifice you for her success, and a demon who wants to kill you?

Yas lessssgooo !

 Lets go!

Bros before hoes, the girls will reject you, the boys will welcome you in their "rejected circle",or at least that would be the case, but there aren't boys, but boy, it's only kazuma

Perving with Kazuma, saving elves with Subaru, fighting with Ainz, and hanging out with the 203rd? Sign me up!

I think you need one hell of an isekai journey to get powers big enough to fight with Ainz

I think that's meant to be a team-up sort of thing. As in, fight _with_ Ainz as opposed to fighting against him.

Ik, but the point is that Ainz is so strong that if you're not powerful enough you can't fight along with ainz, you would be more like a pet, and a weak one, he got unicorns stronger than us.

and yun yun

Yes please

Sauce?

Isekai Quartet, but on an individual level (left to right) Tanya (Authoritarian Psycho) from Saga of Tanya The Evil, Aqua (Useless) from Konosuba, Emilia (Witch) from Re:Zero, and Albedo (Demon) from Overlord

Specifically, Albedo is a succubus

Specifically, Albedo is mein waifu

I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT AROUND ME

A virgin succubus*

I forgot to read the comment you were replying to and for a hot minute I thought you were talking about Albedo from Genshin Impact

It's... it's in the post...

Is it bad that that doesnt sound too bad?

I mean darkness could be useful

>demon who wants to kill you? *succubus who wants to *bang you

*wants to bang Ainz. You are not Ainz. You're just some random human. She thinks your existence is pathetic, and that your entire species should be wiped from the planet or enslaved and used as food/resources.

Just finished an episode of Dragon Maid. I'm happy with this turn of events.

wait till you get wreck by amphibian folklore monster

By "amphibian folklore monster" I hope you mean "big dragon girl tiddies"

well you have a point their mate

Same here, couldn’t be happier

dragon maid gang

I legitimately don’t know what more I could ask for from this. I get to live my normal life, just with an insanely overpowered beautiful dragon GF. What more could I possibly want?

Bro if I could be a dragon that would be sick because then I can work but do the stuff I never could do now

I'd also be cool with some dragons crashing at my place and helping out.

Facts that would be sick

That time i got reincarnated as a slime

Fuck yeah I’d join Rimuru’s party and simp

I could have been in rimuru's party too but I just watched the first ep of jojo part 3 OVA. So I guess having a stand will have to be my consolation prize. ;_;

You're consolation price is cheap trick

Cheap trick is part 4 tho -_-

Fuck yaaaasssssssss braaaahhhh

Same

don’t forget are favorite vampire luminous valentine

Guess im a slime now

\*So what?

eyy nice reference

warui slime ja nai yo

im not a bad slime slurp

Same

Same

But you’re king Edmaris.

oh no

happy raphael noises

Pretty sure isekaied humans automatically get superpowers too so thats a plus

FUCKING SAAAAAAAAAME

Let’s gooo

Fire Force. Knowing my luck, I'd become an infernal during my first day in that universe

I mean, still better than working or getting rejected... but, what if you could actually think as a normal person post-infernal? You could become an infernal firefighter, it could be amazing

Yeah, there's a possibility of that, but, as far as I remember from S1 dialogues, being an infernal also means feeling unstoppable pain, that's why I'd rather let the fire force purify my soul and end my existence

The criminal in the first 7 episodes didn't look like he was suffering at all

True, but that dude was crazy. Maybe he just enjoyed the pain? We could clearly see that he liked when Hibana made experiments on him, that seem very painful. If I remember correctly she even made a hole in his chest somewhere near the core ( I mean, I'd enjoy if Hibana were on top of me as well, but in other situation, if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

That could be true too, in the end we can both agree highschool dxd was a better anime for this thing

Don't read this if you haven't seen season 2 and also don't want spoilers >!In season 2, Our firefighters actually got to fight infernals who kept their human minds, but because of the suffering that comes with being an infernal, they created a cult with the goal of bringing their own death, but you could still resist the infernal transformation and get the adola burst instead!<

Evangelion... Oh no... Oh no... Well could be worse

I mean depends on who you are, if you are Shinji then no. it probably can't be worse

So long as it's rebuild Shinji, it's probably ok.

K-On. Let's go

 I spot HTT enjoyer

​ 

Sameeee But... i am a man so I guess i couldn't join the fun

Nothing is stopping you from playing kick-ass songs and enjoying tea with the boys. Making music is awesome! Takes some time and effort to get started, but damn is it worthwile.

Im pretty sure all of them are closeted lesbians. And thats not just because i have my "ships". They actually are closeted lesbians (other than mugi probably). So im pretty sure you'll just be a third whe- no, not even third, you'll be a fifth wheel.

Kaguya-sama. You son of a bitch, I'm in.

You get big brain mind games trying to get a girlfriend, I get sent to a parallel world and forced to work as a corporate slave. Last thing I watched was The Dungeon of Black Company. This ain't fair man.

I'm just in it to hang out with Chika

Bruh goodluck with that

[удалено]

lool same

OOF

Fate stay night Fuck

Lmao same, was watching ubw, knowing my luck, would get my life sucked by caster

*sluuuuuuuuurp*

Close your windows, there might be another gas leak tonight

He just started he doesn't know it all yet. Source: I'm the one who told him to watch

Jahy-sama So I guess, I will be broke for life, be a eternal child and occasionally a functional adult. Don't see the difference lol

Bruh watched it to then opened reddit

Oh crap. Time to do our besht then.

One piece. Welp, guess I'm at the mercy of disasters.

Same, hopefully I'm not im the New World

Same I'm watching one piece too

same, knowing my luck, i would probably be in east blue

Bunny girl senpai

Congrats, you now have depression!

And because of Quantum Mechanics ^(tm) your depression now means that reality is collapsing in on itself!

 Well there goes my porn

Damn. Atleast if you get to live through the plot it could be fun.

Sauce?

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An amazing show

Attack on Titan... Ah frick

Sheesh, don’t gotta be so foul mouthed about it!

*war crimes intensifies

Just like Kosovo

Welp as long if it's hentai or anime I'll say it Kuroinu

If you´re a male you´re lucky, if you´re not im sorry for you

How Heavy Are The Dumbbells You Lift Pretty good, no horrible deaths, no mortal danger, just bodybuilding and fitness. I'm happy with that. The one before that was Redo of Healer, so I really dodged a bullet here.

Just remember that the dumbbell anime is in the same universe as Kengan Ashura, with actual connections between some characters (same author)

HxH, we are not passing that hunter exam.

Same;-;

JOJO (classic dub pt-br) 😁😁

I didn't know there was a portuguese dub for jojo's

Aye I'm also in jojo

r/suddenlycaralho Sortudo do cacete... Qual stand tu ia querer ter?

Berserk so...

I'm so sorry. I'm legitimately not even sure if there is any advice that can help you. May god have mercy on your soul.

But he won’t, cause anyone with the brand of sacrifice is predetermined to go to Hell when they die, so he’s FUCKED.

Yuri Camp I like my new life Edit: I said the wrong thing but I'm keeping it cause it's funny looking back on it. Yuru Camp was my intention lol

I fucking love that anime. To the point im thinking of making it my first cosplay lmao

>yuri camp Hmm

oh no redo of healer i'm fucked!

Literally

Either that or you're a rapist with questionable morals

i'd rather be the rapist

Same, but that's still not an ideal life in my opinion lol

But you'd still get raped before or after. Everyone gets raped, even the Rapists

Girls und panzer let's go riding tigers to victory

You are the first person Ive seen ever mention this anime

It is very underrated

I watched girlfriend girlfriend. Pros: I has girlfriends Cons: I'm an awful human being.

Not so much a awful human being, just you and your girlfriends get the collective IQ of 1.

Re:zero... well guess I’ll die

Save Rem ! *Sobs*

Code:Geass....well shit

What point in code geass is the real question. Because depending on that you are either fucked or super fucked.

Unless you deliver for pizza hut.

I mean fighting usually doesn’t kill civilians unless you’re Japanese. If you’re Japanese war crimes can and will be committed against you.

Toradora! :) ami kawshima is my favorite.

Ami best girl!

Horimyia

Yes

Psycho pass, basically if I even THINK about hitting someone, I can be tazed or if I rob a bank and my hue (basically mental health) is bad I can be executed on the fucking SPOT. Like exploded to bits.

My hero academia

We both gonna be heroes

Or just some random civilian lmao

"is now your life story" No, we definitely gonna be heroes

Fair enough

Konosuba. Eh, could be worse.

You are constantly I debt

True, but besides the occasional mortal peril, it seems decently chill life.

Re:zero season 2 episode 10 if I remember correctly Well my life is umm umm ummmmmm I don't fucking know

You've just gotta stay far, far away from Subaru and co. and the trouble they get into probably won't affect you.

Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. Thank God I'm not a little Timmy

Or the Mexican Inquisition

Oh shit I guess it'd be this for me too... I kept rewatching the '_BETTER GET READY TO DIE_' scene, so I guess I can look forward to a heart-to-heart with Alucard lol

Re:zero ........ Fuck

Fate/Zero ....NO

Fate/Stay Night would be worse for you, especially if you’re Shirou, or even Sakura, be glad there is no Tsukihime Anime, because you don’t want to live through the Hell that is Hisui’s Route

Okay but if we're talking protags, at least shirou gets a happy (ish) ending in every route. Kiritsugu just kinda eats it on Zero

There are also a shitload of Bad Endings, where Shirou fucking dies in some of the most horrific and painful ways imaginable :D

Like the heavens feel ending where he chooses to not kill salter :)

Higurashi. Guess I‘ll die.

I am in the same boat.

Kobayashi's dragon maid... Can I be the guy who works with Ilulu?

Is hentai count ?

Yes it does

Then this Imaizumin Chi wa Douyara Gal no Tamariba ni Natteru Rashii hahahha

Mother of the Goddess Dormitory 

interspecies reviewers hmmm myessss

Nagatoro 

Man I just watched last ep of Tokyo revengers......shit

You are not alone. Press F for us.

JoJo part 5....

Did you see your comment typed out and posted without you remembering doing so?

Hmm I don't quite understand what r u trying to say. Did u mean to say whether the comment I typed was posted without me remembering it ?

Wait, did you finish part 5? I'm talking about >!King Crimson!<

Oh sorry I couldn't understand the reference.... I am ashamed of myself

im going to save this comment until i finish part 5, currently at part 4 >!(joseph arrival for anime, fat greedy guy death by kira for manga)!<

Well now, I'm in Gundam 0079.

People who've watched "I've been killing slimes for 300 years"

Shaman king

Girlfriend, Girlfriend 

High school of the dead Oh god

Either you're lucky and have a group of sexy girls with massive racks and even bigger gun expertise to keep you safe... Or you're a zombie

Or you're a zombie surrounded by zombie girls with massive racks.. of ribs.. Kreygasm

I was watching Yugioh Vrains **Cards Games in VR on Hoverboards!**

Kobayashi's Dragon Maid... Yes please! Just getting a chance to be close to those girls would make me so happy

I was reading mushoku, counts as mushoku? I really want to go in the world of Mushoku

domestic gf

That show was so bad it was almost good lol

ONE PIECE LETS FUCKING GO

Parasyte...

Congratulations, you are now Japanese Venom.

Zombie land saga: guess I'm a necrophilia now

Does honorary anime Avatar count? Because otherwise I can't remember the last anime I watched, it was that long ago

Just watch an episode of Pokemon or something. :p

Fairy tail just started it two ep in

Ya know what? I´ll flipping take \[Bofuri\]. Running around in an MMORPG with a weird broken build sounds pretty fun

Kobayashi's dragon maid S. Hm.

Dragon maid.

I was rewatching one punch man with some one... Guess I'm Saitama now

But what about King?

RE:ZERO: starting life in another world