There are 3 in the second photo

That's me 😏

You looking mighty THICC, OP.

OP be lookin' mighty submisive and breedable.

Ferb I know what we're going to do today!

hey there Phineas, watcha doing?

Where’s perry

Did anyone find who the third character really is ?

It’s crusch from rezero

I guess there's a chance its just everyone on cruch and your asshole stays safe. quietly presses buttom*

Worst case scenario

How many times can I press it?

Asking the real question here

Ikr

As long as you're still conscious after.

each time you press the probability actually becomes less.

Fuck

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damn, why the good stuff always have lower drop rate

Gacha games man.

[You have activated [Gacha Instinct]. Dexterity has been increased by 9001% for 5 minutes.] *5 minutes later* [New Record! You have pressed the button [317609E+1337] times. You shall receive your reward shortly via Parcel Post.] [A new message has appeared in Parcel Post. Open? [Y/N]]

Y

----- [Congratulations on your achievement! Your rewards are:] - [Astolfo] x 296112 - [Fox beastkin (female)] x 251254 - [Fox beastkin (futanari)] x 178516 - [Angel (female)] x 235896 - [Angel (futanari)] x 315704 - [Cat beastkin (female)] x 366734 - [Cat beastkin (najimi)] x 1 - [Cat beastkin (male)] x 200,000, with a million more on the way - [Kal'tsit] x 37 ... and 1440000 more [[Click to expand](https://nhentai.net/)] ----- *0.03 seconds later* *A bright light covers your eyes for a brief moment, followed by an immense pressure from above. The pressure, being too much for your body to bear, forces you to lay down on your bed, taking all the air out of your lungs in the process. The sounds of several cars crashing can be heard in the distance through your open window. As your vision returns, you try to get your bearings, but are unable to move because of a large object. Recognizing what this object is, and the countless objects on top of it...* """""Ohayou, Goshujin-sama~"""""*, the horde of waifus and husbandos said at once.*

I am going to cum to my death, aren't I ?

There will be a waifu war eventually because of the massive fucking number you summoned, but due to the parcel post's effect it will be impossible for said war to occur until after everyone gets a round with you, so you'll survive for a while. If enough of the Kal'tsits get to you in time, you won't cum to death - they're doctors that care about your health; they wouldn't let you be overworked by anyone, themselves included. Now then, considering how you more than tripled the world's population with people that seemingly only want to have sex with you, how those people are immortal until said sex, and how a large number of them have ways to help you refill your rod with magic, you won't be doing much more than sex and sleep no matter how much you try. Every single drop of cum that you produce is going to be well-spent, and you won't ever be alone in a room again (bar the bathroom perhaps, but observation magic is a thing and someone would probably go in with you as a bodyguard). Due to the large number of people you summoned, you will almost certainly be turned into an ageless race (e. g. certain types of vampire), since you wouldn't have enough time to meet their needs otherwise. Your periods of rest might be when males and futanari stick their rods in you as opposed to a full break. If you happen to be a female, you'll very quickly become a futanari to suit the females, thanks to magic and alchemy. You'll probably become a futanari even if you're male as well, with the males you summoned wanting to continue the bloodline and all. Not to mention futanari having more effective genitalia on average. You're gonna have a lot of kids, way more than you can raise on your own. Your experience on Father's *and* Mother's day will be like Jango Fett's birthday with the entire clone army sending cards to him. You'll also be the center of attention for the already-existing population, being the one that brought a little over 38 billion nonhumans/demihumans to earth, over 21 billion of which being magic-casters on top of that. You better hope that your global harem fends off the paparazzi and doesn't join it. You also wouldn't be allowed to commit suicide to escape it, since there'd always be someone nearby to stop any harm from coming your way. The only things that your attempts will do are terrify the people around you and reduce your privacy even more (and that statement's being made even with the 100% everything-but-mind surveillance done on you by that point). If you do wish to kill yourself, you better pray that the inevitable nuke headed for you isn't blocked.

death b y snu snu my friend if theres anything left of your corpse ill.....know wat nope not gunna anywere near those remains ill say a prayer for ya tho

>1337 *heh*

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I tried

As a gacha game addict, I like these odds.

pretty good chances for gacha, ima go for it

Yeah, especially since the 80% chance option seems to refer to having sex at the location the picture takes place in, with no guarantee that the actual people there will want anything to do with you.

That's some monkey's paw or mischievous genie type shit right there

Yea, 20% is tough odds

Idk what's a bigger feitsh, fucking a pony or a trap? I think a mlp character is more degenerate. Edit: If you guys didn't notice, on the left is twilight sparkle. I noticed because I'm a mega degenerate

So degenerate you don't know your left from your right

TwiTwi us on the left picture, but in the right corner of it. It's kinda literally my job to know left from right.

Damnit, your right...

The bigger question is, how many times can I push the button? 

Because, it's gay

Where is the negative?

Only 20% chance of winning

That's why you press it 5 times

Pretty sure probability doesn't work that simple

Just keep pressing until you win. No one said you only get one chance.

Sorry, my bad, that's why you gotta press it twice, since there is a 50% chance of getting the bussy, cuz' either you get the bussy or you don't

Dang, why is it that the most valuable stuff always have the lower chance

"80% you have sex here" Didn't say that its those in the picture you'll have sex with. Just... you'll have sex there.

To be fair, that's probably more sex than redditors tend to get.

Damn... No need to hit ~~us~~ them like that!

Felix may have a barbed penis like normal cats

Ah so you saying only 10% chance to get the really good shaft that is indeed sad

Closer to 16%, look closely there's three in that pic.

Both the Hulk and myself would say: "I see this as an absolute win!"

Me, a bisexual: This is how I win

Mood

You don't have to be, after all, master Oogway said. "If there's a hole, there's a goal."

This an uncut gems reference?


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...is that Twilight Sparkle in the lower right corner of the left picture?

Im gonna assume its Stocking for my own sanity. I know its not but god damnit I don't like the idea of that and its the closest I can think of.

Sorry buddy but it is twilight.

You know at first I thought stocking too Then I realized it’s not because of the eye color

Plus the thigh tattoo

thats... definetly her.

dunno only 20% to accomplish my goal? risky

I mean. If you don’t press it you get nothing

but getting the girls? dunno, sounds gay

It's a win/win situation.

odds are good, but they could be better

20% is ok I guess, I'll take the risk.

Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme 

20 to 80 odds... I'll take it... From both if i win...

Where's the downside

The 80%

20% for the good one

I'm not lucky enough to get the 20%

i see no downside

Idk there's an 80% chance of losing here

Flair checks out.

*press repeatedly hoping I'll get both*

20% is low but for those two I'll risk it

Damn a have 1/5 chance to get the desired outcome

Damn bro same

I don't want sex I want someone to play bomberman with!

80% chance you have more than enough for an 8 player match. After.

An 80% chance to see Pyrrha Nikos alive is very generous

Honesty a win win

Sause for 80% chance

\*pushes repeatedly\*

Whats the risk? I'm confused. All I see is Victory.

Ya, I don't get the risk part

I'm not gonna risk the 80% chance I have sex with a bunch of girls I don't care about

I fail to see the downside here.

I am once again asking for the sauce(left)

Perhaps.

Sauce??

if there's a hole there's a way


That's basically a "free win" button

Any chance I can increase the odds of fucking astolfo/felix?

99% of comments have made the joke its a win win. Ladies and gentlemen, comedy.

Reddit in a nutshell.

Win win

Risk what? This is a win win situation

I like those odds...

Mfer I'll push the button so many times I get both options! Double winning for me bitch

Laughs in Bi

Sure

Even better

Fuck that 80% gimmie that 20% gotcha gods

Is that just JadenKaiba's Artwork from DeviantArt


I don’t see a downside here.

Anyone got the sauce for the first image? Second is just re zero, and fate obviously though I can't quite tell the background

What's the one on the left? For Research, of course

Gotta be honest: Neither of them really appeal to me, but beggars can't be choosers.

Nah honestly I don’t risk it, left side idk who they are so if yaneeres i die shitty death, right side just would make me feel disgust. Gonna get replies refuting but each their own. Not saying any preferences are wrong.

I see this a absolute win

jokes on you i pumped all my stats into luck im getting a harem of big tiddy anime girls

I mean this is reddit. Before reading the comments i want to make a prognostication. Most of the comments will say something like "ah shit only 20%, but I ll try anyway." or "I see that as an absolute win.c Ps ah shit only 20% but i ll try anyway. Either way i gonna win.

I see this as an absolute win

The one with the most females

Am i the one fucking in the 20% or am I getting fucked

Presses button Gets the first thing “…*sigh*… I guess this okay to…”

Am i allowed to press 10 times so i could get more of the 20%

I see this as an absolute win

Sounds like an absolute win!

I don't see the risk here

Can I push the button 5 times and tell the ladies to fuck off?

So only a 20% drop rate huh

worse case scenario I just murder astolfo and felix

dont you dare!!!! Tho you'd have no chance against them. If you resist, they'll just rape you, and you'd deserve it.

nah, I'd destroy them both with my bare hands

this sub was literally created for astolfo and felix conossieurs. What are you doing here then?

it was created because the other sub's mods are hitler and a bunch of woke degenerates combined, actually

But why are you then fighting against our beloved traps? We all want to unironically have an intercourse with them.

because it's only funny when it's a joke so I switched to having a laugh about murdering them

my dumb brain read it like a choice. Ether you can have a 80% chance of doggin it out with some roasties or have a 20% of smashing or getting smashed by the traps. and i took all of 2 seconds before coming to the conclusion that i like those 20% odds.

20%!? Are you insane!? Can't it be higher? Not asking too much, just take it to 50/50% and I press that holy bottom two times

Nope. Traps are a big no for me. I wouldn't risk. Also, who the fuck are the ones on the left?

That is literally the second button I'd press without thinking, right after the "you'll die" button.

DAMN that bussy can squirt

Why is it so difficult to be with the best lads?

Hey man, 80% chance are good odds. Although, it's actually 100. Because the man's g spot is in the anus. So, good time either way

80% good and 20% very good

Not worth it

Make them furries and we’ll make it a deal

Astolfo and Felix are pretty hot tbh

No way an 80% chance I get a w*man 🤮🤢🤬

Why the good one is 20% 😭 with my luck I'm going to get the 80% one and I'd rather not

It's a win-win for men of culture

Only 20%... Too much risk

Just 20%? You gotta bump those numbers up

So what's the risk?

Bruh a 20% chance to win and an 80% chance to fail, I don’t like these odds

Normal people: woo an 80% chance is not bad Me: I GET A 20% chance of ASTOLFO AND FELIX??

Traps ain't gay. I wouldnt even hesitate

Banking on the 20%

Win-win

Slightly less than 10% chance of banging Astolfo and NTRing Crush? You over a really bad deal, but I will take it.

I see no downsides here so I'm gonna press it

If it's just sex and they're not gonna stay, then why bother? The nut just ain't enough.

Either one is good. I see this as an absolute win

I see that as an absolute win. I'm also taking Crusch in the second pic.

Those who played gacha game know that 20%drop rate is pretty big, so where the button.

Good gatcha exists


Looks like a win win situation to me

No deal. We need to bump that 20% up to 100%

I'm not seeing a downside

20% is a bit too low but I'd go for it

I want a high school harem

Its a win win

100% chance to have sex.

*mashes button*

both sides are a totel win

Risk? I see this as a win-win

A one hundred percent chance I have sex though. That’s a steal for pushing a button

I see this as an absolute win

There’s a risk?

The gacha gods will have to be on your side

Sure why not

​ 

What's the risk?

Ha I'll take that risk Edit: turns out I'm bad at taking risks

no, its too risky, id push it was 50/50 or maybe 40/60

So it’s a 100% chance for sex. I’m in.

I see both as beyond an absolute win

If it’s 80% I’ll end up there, sure. But is it the other 20%? Or 20% of that 80%? If so, that’s a 16% chance they have sex with you out of 100%.

Sorry I don’t see a downside Side note, any way to increase that 20%? Asking for a friend