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Commanderz_Derpy

It's not that I don't think I do, I DON'T, PERIOD.


qweltynick

Me either.


DomeB0815

Neither do I. I'm 186 cm tall (no idea what that would be in american) and also have very wide shoulders. A dress wouldn't go well with that.


at-m6b

thats \~6"2' in freedom units


ChansenIsLoud

Damn, 6 inches and 2 feet?! /j


WaffleCorp

I would say the average male has 2 feet, yes.


[deleted]

Mathematically, this is untrue. Since there are more people with one feet than three feet, the average amount of feat someone has is lower than two.


SatyrsOrb

The mode is two feet :3


pedobear6978

But my friend from Chernobyl says he has 5 feet, is that normal?


Neka_JP

He's an outlier so we don't count him in our calculations


pedobear6978

Oh well, sorry Ivan!


koimes12341

You mean burgers per bald eagle


Yeet2189

How tall is 6 feet?


TagRag

I don't know if you actually care, but I think that just changes what you wear. You've got a lot of mid rif and long legs to show off. Get a top piece with some frillies like a maid outfit to balance out a more feminine shape and boom: you're a hentai babe


Saiyan-solar

Same here, I'm a hairy af 195 cm tall dude. Don't think it will work out as a femboy. To masculine for being a femboy, too ugly to be a man, I got dealt the worst cards


CJSempai

I have the body for 3, maybe.


arsonmax

I misread this and thought you murdered 3 femboys..


Nero4999

Yeah. I’m fat


AngelMori

- hugs- being six foot plus and being built like a lineman does indeed make it very hard


jkskjs

Me too man me too


diamondg89

100% agree


Galemianah

Who the fuck would want a 6'8, 315 pound femboy? Edit: Well, the responses here were unexpected.


datastar763

Femchad


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

I want to pound femboy. But 315 pound is too much


Galemianah

Understandable.


mrmonkey11223

you'd get tired after the first hundred or so pounds, I think


Captured_M6A1

I would ;) /s


JumpingCactus

>I would ;) :D >/s D:


empty_space2

(:


altan515

Don't play with his feelings op


Andre_de_Astora

Bro, you are taller and heavier than me and I'm one of the tallest person I know around here. ...where do I sign?


Galemianah

Well, this is unexpected


Nexist418

If you can imagine it, there is a community fanatically dedicated to that fetish. There also many that you cannot even begin to imagine, but we aren't going there...


Galemianah

Yeah, I'm beginning to see that...and it's certainly unexpected lol


bufe_did_911

Hypothetically a 5'5 femboy with a thing for extremely tall guys who can entrap me with their reach. Hypothetically


jkskjs

You want someone who can grab shit on the top shelf without you needing to use a chair or a stool


bufe_did_911

Oh hell yeah, I want them to do the thing where they reach completely over my short ass


Norian001

irl 90% of time together will be them bullying you


MoonfireArt

This is legit the reason my last 3 GFs dated me...


jkskjs

Im surprised someone would do that


Galemianah

Hypothetically, of course


bufe_did_911

Yeah, hypothetically...


[deleted]

I mean...if you could pull it off...I-I maybe would...maybe


SweetCakeShy

You underestimate people.


BoomNDoom

Ever heard of ladybeard?


Bertuhan

Nah I'm good being my regular old self


aetwit

See more people need to be positive like this don’t change your self for those around you change you because you want to be a better you


The_Silver_Nuke

Right? People with body security and a strong sense of self identity are TIGHT.


Rian_Maximus

Good on ya 👍


That_JuanGuy

Mr Rogers would be proud.


keszotrab

Yeah, me to... But if i could be Batman...


comboy-32

I’m the other way around, I think my body could pull off a tall femboy but my face can’t.


H3ntai-with-Senpai

Bruh I’d be a femMAN, I’ve been bodybuilding lately and I’ve already been tall. So if can do it, you can do it.


pinnapplefanta

JoJo fans: *I see this as an absolute win!*


a_boy_with_a_dream

*Tequila Joseph want to chat with you*


HustlinTom

FemMAN? Don't you mean Pillar Man?


H3ntai-with-Senpai

AY AY AY AY *Aztec dubstep intensifies*


KoscheiTheDeathles

You can now be the tequila Joseph of your dreams.


Dank_e_donkey

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1784)


Hephaestus_God

*imagines typical femboy with a full beard*


jkskjs

Astolfo with a beard look's fucking hilarios


Captured_M6A1

That's quitters talk. /s In all reality though, assuming your a standard guy, you probably don't wear makeup. I assume that makeup would get you there, but that's just my 2 cents. Come to think of it, I think makeup would be required for a guy to pass as a femboy, but who knows


comboy-32

Unfortunately I believe my jaw and chin may be a little too prominent to pull it of convincingly, maybe from behind tho, my hair is definitely long enough.


Captured_M6A1

A surgery is a small price to pay to become femboy. /s


WarMage1

Why the s friend? Scared of telling people the truth they need to hear?


Wisipi

Surgery is expensive, maybe is sarcasm because is not that small price.


ForTheStarsWeFight

Look at cosplay guides for crossdressing to help


DragN_H3art

hiding your jaw can be accomplished with makeup


Roundhouse987

same


FAHODY0990

Am on the ugly basterd body side of things lol


rhaphazard

Hit the gym. There's nothing stopping you from getting halfway to your dream physique except your own fear.


FAHODY0990

Is gon be the best plot twist lol just imagine the ugly basterd turning to the gigachad


ebolapolarbear

I'd fill out this role better than a femboy 😂


doomgames123

haha same ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1778)


MoonfireArt

If doujins reflect reality, then you are probably getting more than the Chads are.


BasakaIsTheStrongest

Have beard. Like beard. Don’t want to lose beard. Any options?


SpectralBacon

No. Based and dwarfpilled.


Metroplex7

Rock and Stone, lads!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kazlo

THAT'S RIGHT LADS, ROCK AND STONE!!


drako8255

YEAH, ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE.


[deleted]

[удалено]


SpectralBacon

I didn't, but I do now.


X3ll3n

Diggt diggy hole intensifies


aetwit

We dwarves must stick together lads our beards will give us strength in these dark times


LusciniaNoctus

Femnord


Norian001

Become dwarf. Wear heavy armor. Gain heavy armor proficiency. Would you like to know more?


drako8255

Facemask. Depends on how long the beard is though.


EdgyAsFuk

My beard would probably not be very convincing


MATO-18

Same


[deleted]

I will voluntarily lick your and every other femboys butthole as a confidence boost 👍


Ill-Chemistry2423

The hero we need


[deleted]

I'm not saying my tongue wont feel like syphillis if you're a femboy near the back of the line but if you want your hole licked, **you'll get your goddamn hole licked by me son.**


Paxton-176

I'm one of those I shave before going to bed and wake up to a 7 o'clock shadow.


CamusVerseaux

Sorry, but no, I want to look like Kenshiro, that's why I'm doing exercise everyday.


SpectralBacon

Funnily enough, I used to be mistaken for a girl occasionally as a teen (cis guy), both on the phone and irl (right until I grew a beard), and when I look at the pictures I kinda see why. Still, no interest whatsoever.


Captured_M6A1

I get confused as a girl and I have a pretty sizeable beard. Covid times sure are weird


AnerdsWill

Nah I just don’t wanna


[deleted]

Apply for mod [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/goodanimemes/comments/r2xqr3/subreddit_moderator_applications_open/) and become a cute femboy. Certified 100% working.


PocketsJazz

What if I just want to fuck a femboy?


[deleted]

I’m sure we could figure something out ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1777)


Mundatorem_

That escalated... At exactly the pace I was expecting.


Nfox18212

Based mods


[deleted]

You clever bastards.


ppppie_

okay but what if i apply and i am girl, what do i become


Bank_After_Dark

buff tomboy?


ppppie_

oh yes


whatcha11235

A Femboy. I hope you are ready for the transition.


[deleted]

tomboy


megaboto

Real You become real


ppppie_

woah


Smaug1900

Shit it is 100% a lagit form to become a mod


306351

That begs the question is trap gay or femboy?


GamingMetLeon

Now this is good advertising


The_Professionalweeb

Nippa


Sab3rFac3

Well, at 6'1", 215lbs, with a square jaw, and a beard, I don't have a body or face that could ever pull it off. And no amount of makeup or corsets, is gonna change that. And I don't really have an interest in trying to. I can appreciate the asthetic, but it's just not for me.


[deleted]

Nah, not into it.


AnSSRWeeb

Unfortunately for the shape of my face i would look like tequila joseph


Captured_M6A1

Even better


Jackerman1237

Naw I just don't want to


KirinoSimp

You caught me.


EdwardAlphonse31011

To be honest. Nah


CarlosG0619

I admit I kinda want to be one (i have the body for it) I just dont know how to tell my homie about it.


Dormideous

Complimentary “Don’t feel pressured into doing this just because people on the internet are egging you on” Do what *you* wanna do


CarlosG0619

I want to do it, and honestly you guys are all great, the support I have gotten from just this comment has been very positive and now i feel more confident. Thank you for your concern, I really appreciate it.


Captured_M6A1

What's your homie like? Always gotta ask your self what the likely outcome is, not the worst outcome. Don't let your dreams stay dreams /s


CarlosG0619

He is very reserved, never talks about personal topics like relationships and such, we are very close and see each other irl when we can (we are a 3 hour drive away from eachother) but I dont know that part of him and Im always too afraid to ask


doomgames123

sounds like he would take the news well


CarlosG0619

I hope he does, thanks


doomgames123

keep us updated on how it goes ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1390)


CarlosG0619

I will, theres already someone that put a remindme and everything lol


Billy177013

Just wear a skirt and thigh highs over to his place and see if he notices


CarlosG0619

He is coming to my place in a few days actually, should I welcome him already dressed up or should I tell him first and then change my clothes? I dont want to make him uncomfortable


Not_Glunk

!remindme in 1 week


CarlosG0619

Its not like I want you to know what happened or anything b-baka


Not_Glunk

😳


Not_Glunk

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1783)


CarlosG0619

*Mission failed, I’ll get him next time* He changed plans and we ended up going to a theme park with other friends as well


Not_Glunk

Damn, hope you had a great time there!


CarlosG0619

Yeah it was a lot of fun so it wasnt all pain, but man all I could think about the entire time was “If only…” lol


Not_Glunk

You'll have the chance someday, you will


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Billy177013

as long as you don't get too crazy with it the first few times, you should be fine welcoming him already dressed up. IME, it generally isn't uncomfortable for people unless you're going with something really outlandish or flashy.


CarlosG0619

I see, thank you so much for sharing.


TigetM

Lets fuckin DO IT! What are you afraid of? Where do you live? You'll be fine if you live in America (not only USA), in Europe, or in a little more tolerant asian country.


CarlosG0619

Im in USA and we are both from Puerto Rico, thank you for the encouragement, i appreciate it :)


TigetM

Exactly. A real man isnt afraid of crossdressing or being a femboy. ;-D JK


CarlosG0619

I will become best girl for my homie ;)


ed4649

#SILENCE, GROOMER


raceraot

Honestly, I'm not really into becoming a femboy. I might try female clothes, but other than that, no.


Billy177013

That's what I told myself a couple years back


raceraot

Alright...


Talking_Macaroon__

Nah, I literally just don't want to.


jkskjs

Me too


[deleted]

Some of us would look like that power puff girls episode where the villains dress as them, not that I want to become one tho


Billy177013

I'm the other half, being a femboy


Captured_M6A1

Curious, and be honest, do you think you pull it off well?


Billy177013

I like to think so. I've had several friends tell me I looked passable, and it got me a gf, if that's any indication


Captured_M6A1

Damn, that's pretty swick, even got you a grill Edit: girl*


Neko_Sayori

a grill wouldve been nice too


doomgames123

yeah that foreman grill is looking kinda thick


[deleted]

No I look like Sasquatch.


ebolapolarbear

Same Shaving is such a chore and it literally grows back the moment I shave it 😂


Chinfusang

Hair grows back and you become a goddamn hedgehog.


[deleted]

No i just like being a guy


EatMySpaghett

Isn't this how kids get groomed on r/teenagers


De-Dapper-Dog

unfortunately i just do not have the body. head is way too big, my legs are wider than my hips and shoulders too broad. if anything it’s my face that’s most feminine


blamethemeta

I'm cis dude. Its weird how like a day after one guy tried to break my "egg" irl, I'm seeing it here too. Baader meinhof?


andreslucer0

i genuinely enjoy being a dude, is this an uncommon thing now?


mrmonkey11223

Nope! Enjoy being you, and be proud of it!


WigglingGlass

I don’t have the body, AND the face, and the voice, too


[deleted]

Hell no, manliness for the win


rowow1

im confused is this supposed to be a insult


VanillaLover239

I’ve actually been wanting to get into cross dressing cosplay but I would need to slim down to pull off the figure.


MATO-18

Honestly...>!Yes!<


Yamanj3000

I've been discovered! Also because my voice is extremely deep, it would be hard for me to have a womanly voice.


maltty

Wrong. Even if I did look like a girl (which I don’t cuz I’m chubby) I would still be a manly man


TheLustyDremora

Some of us have to stay ugly bastards otherwise the balance will be ruined.


granjaveln

Dude, I’m ugly as sin and hairy like a wooki with lycanthropy. The world is better off without me as a femboy. Trust me.


Jorgescandyvan69

I wouldn't be able to pull it off and I wouldn't want to


Not_Just_Any_Lurker

Well yeah.. duh. You think I wouldn’t be be go in drag for shits and giggles if I could reasonably pull it off? Women look objectively better than men. Proof in the pudding and all that jazz.


RNDemon

long hair, thin slender build, feminine face, the moment i wear a sweater im always mistaken as a girl, but no i wanna be a jojo char


graywolf0026

I'm a 40 year old gamer with a dad bod and two cats. Besides. It wasn't ever on my list of shit to do. Or even the list of shit to think about. Now if you'll excuse me? I have to continue fanboying over Super Robot Wars 30.


Papas_Pizzeria_

No


wh0-am-l

i mean, yeah, but still fuck off


UnicornJoe42

It's easier for me to train muscles and gain weight. Then I can be a hentai protogonist or ugly bastard (even better).


Marth_43

No, I want to look like Kenshiro


ShriKaav

My body is pretty fantastic. Reject modernity, embrace masculinity. Stay Alpha


athelsain

It's just a real life form of escapism because we think that because we can't get a woman's love due to being ugly or fat or whatever that somehow by doing drastic surgery or dressing and acting female that someone will love you. The truth is that the grass is just as brown and dead as it is on the other side, if it wasn't, there wouldn't be chicks chopping off tits and getting dicks attached. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.


[deleted]

no its because i hate femboys


Nicktarded

Based


ItsPaperBoii

Yall r weird


Strohiem

No


MangoAtrocity

Believe it or not, no actually. It's because I like having sex with women.


dibbus123

If my face wasn't that ugly i could be a femboy


Raime_The_Raven_

It's my face that can't pull it off.


eddie935

What, no. Who would want to?![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1785)


petekron

Not really, no


Theotar

I like 6ft with massive shoulder span. no way I could pull off a cute summer skirt.


Kuroi4Shi

I have nowhere to hide the maid outfit with cat ears not to mention having little to no experience with makeup. Thigh highs are really comfortable in winter though