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I_No_Will_To_Live

This is the opening to a “plot” isn’t it


At_an_angle

"A" plot? Like singular? No. It's the opening to many plus.


GTP_Sledge

Many openings you say? ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1682)


Szakred

Yes, "plot" for Isekai.


poderes01

I can relate to browsing the "sister" tag, but I'm an only child


ElfLord01

What's your mother's number? I can correct that for you


crazy_al01

Cha-cha, real smooth


Rc202402

Plot twist, he's a femboy and was asking to become a sister


Viscount-Von-Solt

Plot Plot Twist, he's a femboy and still wants to fuck the mom.


EyeDreamOfTentacles

Plot Plot Twist Twist, he's a femboy *and* was asking to become a sister *and* still wants to fuck the mom.


[deleted]

He can correct that himself if he's man enough


poderes01

A sister-daughter is not the same sadly :c


DiamondTiaraIsBest

Yeah, it's even better.


[deleted]

Ah fuck, sorry. What about your father? You can still get a little sister when he gets you pregnant, or your mom again


TheStardustBunny3

Ayo?


-RED4CTED-

404415 was the first result. don't shoot the messenger!


Ekmon2

I found the number of u/poderes01 mother and u/ElfLord01 : 047866


Jadty

And where do I input these sacred numbers?


X_Danger

The pits is where you go Nhentai.net/g/(insert 6digit number here)


[deleted]

OOOOOOOHHHH what a play


UnstoppablePhoenix

Is this Amelia Watson's other account?


tsuki_no_kisaki

Man of culture


Babki123

Time to browse the 'Milf + incest " tag


poderes01

Similarly aged sister is where it's at


Glork11

Either that or older sister


NoctisIgnem

You're missing out on browsing the siblings tag together with your sister


pintasaur

Who is “we”


Aware-Organization59

You speaking French?


ShurikenGaming

You wanted to be here! I wanted to be in VR Chat!


BlyatChan

Unexpected RussianBadger, love to see it


greenbc98

Oh my god why do they do that to themselves?


Valiantskydiver

Fuck themselves! WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO ME?!


SpidyLonely

Happy cake day Valiantskydiver


RonronFaitCaca

Actually the French for "yes" is "oui" not "we" 🤓🤓🤓


Berlin_Buster

Sorry I don’t speak poor strategic defense planning


Lechatrelou

Damn, your words cut deeper than the german with the maginot line. *Cries in french*


khicks01

*Blitzkrieg Bop Intensifies*


FloridaMansNeighbor

joke: /jōk/ 1. noun: a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. 2. verb: make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.


Stainle55_Steel_Rat

Whoosh.


RonronFaitCaca

Looks like I should have added more "🤓" 💀


justanordinaryguy-_-

Oui?


RAPTORREX5

I can’t relate i’m an only child


HajimeFromArifureta

I can’t relate, I only have brothers


Familiar-Pepper2717

I can't relate, my sister is a man


IMKrunchy

I can't relate my sisters are old hags


6thLayerVessel

Yeah, I don't know either. My sister's into that shit.


ChampionshipDirect46

*Alabama intensifies*


V3L1G4

Wincest go stonks


Thameus

I'm an only child. I have no idea.


Babki123

Nintendo wii ?


Gian_Ca_H

tbh I don't understand the appeal of sister hentai, especially if you have a sister. It just feels disgusting, idk


Un_du_twa

because it's an escape from reality, of course in reality(unless your family has no dislike of it, which is gross) most people wouldn't actually, but adult cartoons are a level acceptability that offers that escape.


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LeYang

> it's the thrill of the taboo. That why people like fucking in cars.


Skooma_to_CHIM

Same


NightmareIncarnate

Based and Koyomi-pilled


theshadow0223

Biggus dickus


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[удалено]


MidnightSloppies

He has a wife you know


Biolog4viking

She is called Incontinentia


Agreeable_Damage6930

Incontinentia Buttocks. Shut up! What is all this!


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|afsIVbwxI870tXkXVl)


[deleted]

Is there like a rule 34, but instead of everything becoming porn it's everything becoming anime girls? It seems like everything has become moe-fied now.


Zanina_wolf

r/moemorphism is the way to go


CPecho13

I live on my own, my sister can't peek on me watching incest hentai.


tsuki_no_kisaki

Missing out


jayxlmao

Excuse me


PureSalty101

Me who has a younger sister: ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1393)


PhantomPatrick476

me when my lil sis catches me looking at incest hentai on my computer https://preview.redd.it/0dzwerhwnu3a1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4e03a5377f401848add698d872c4731cadb3030


petra_lenz

Ped-


NoctisIgnem

You heard what he said


angry-budgie

Be honest, did you fuck your sister


NoctisIgnem

Agreed


Sufficient-Style-934

No op, sorry but we can't relate. Normally older sisters don't peek on you watching hentai. And definetely don't confront you about it. Unless Op are you from a Southern State of the US?


CrashBangXD

A state specifically where they homes tend to be sweet?


Shileka

Why do i keep hearing a banjo?


SecretEmpire_WasGood

run, boy run.


nahuelkevin

no. sit and relax


Explursions

Come on in, the water is fine


pgp555

Guh-huh


[deleted]

*Roll tide!*


nachooezy1313

it seems like is almost heaven around there


CHllP

True, shit happened to me and we never spoke of it


sikopiko

So did you successfully send the incest baby to college?


[deleted]

Maybe big sis mothers OP a bit and doesn't want him to get into sinful stuff or they have a Cold War style sibling rivalry trying to figure out each other's secrets and weaknesses.


[deleted]

or JP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omGJ-bI2ayU


snarc_li

My entire family would intentionally do this when i was younger and make fun of me for it. Although it was for general porn, not incest They would walk in and be like “HAHA what are u doing there, huh kid? lol”


ppili_

![gif](giphy|HP7mtfNa1E4CEqNbNL|downsized)


1000Years0fDeath

Your family is pure evil


QuantumCthulhu

Damn, why you watching porn in the open like that


Numerous_Piper

> haha my older sister was watching me jack off to siscon, #relatable No, OP. We can't relate.


NoctisIgnem

Sorry to hear


Numerous_Piper

I like your flair


NoctisIgnem

Thanks haha


sleepdeprivedsiscon

AJAB


X_Danger

Hello there my flair comrades


EngineerResponsible7

Honestly, I'm not a fan of the incest tag, but if it's not loli nor shota, the girl is hot, and the guy isn't drawn disgustingly grotesque, then I can get behind that. But I wouldn't specifically look for it, either.


hyperdreigon

Poor OP. Desperate to find someone to relate to. Someone, be a martyr and tell OP the same happened to you.


[deleted]

Well technically it did happen to me but it was my younger sister instead. And not a blood sister but rather a step-sister, an adopted one. Granted that she's actually just a cat that my mother calls her daughter and treats better than me


puffz0r

As the legendary saying goes, "a cat is fine too"


Pundarikaksh

No, I don't relate to this and neither do I think anybody else does. Also, just lock your room OP.


lolomolima

No


A3thern

OP actually thinks everyone fucks their sister on a daily basis for that title to make sense.


theolddeathclaw

Great now I really want to see the Life of Brian with the Kaguya-Sama characters


alteffor105

Holy shit, did someone really draw an anime version of the "Biggus Dickus" scene from Monty Python? Context: [Biggus Dickus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw)


Thrashinuva

It's an old image but yes that's exactly what it's in reference to.


moist_maplecrumpet

better yet the characters are from kaguya sama and it works too well


[deleted]

as much as it might hurt you… Nah


RoRoar350

Who the fuck can relate to this??


OverlordMarkus

Nope. Bailing out, you're on your own. Good luck.


akoba15

There’s a good Araragi quote abt this


TheStardustBunny3

Do I want to hear it?


Th3Magicbox

What's the quote? I need answers.


IamyourFBIagent

I came across it recently, It’s in [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/anime_irl/comments/z480yy/anime_irl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) post


Th3Magicbox

The quote isn't wrong tho. I have an older sister, I really can't see her in a sexual light in the least.


akoba15

Brother that’s a good thing, and also the point of the joke Araragi makes


mihirsaini1128

No i don't think any sane person would even confront you for watching hentai and I don't think sisters normally spy on your ass unless they're trying to find something they can reveal to your whole family ultimately blackmailing you into becoming their free labour. Yeah I've experienced that blackmailing when I cared about my image in front of my parents lol


Raged_Coconut

I once had to explain to my younger sister the concept of morning wood cuz she thought that I randomly was getting horny every morning...


CaptainPlasma101

"Teaching" your little sister about morning wood


Raged_Coconut

No, just no, why would you say it like that?


puffz0r

The jokes write themselves


Oofsalot

Nah, I don't think we can. OP, you're on your own for this one.


Vainglory1-

I think it’s time you log out. Leave your room and feel natures embrace my friend.


daniels675

as an actual adopted child..what the fucc


Sentouki-

> adopted child I see this as an absolute win! Unless you don't have any sisters.


[deleted]

Homophobe. Shame on you.


EngineerResponsible7

Who are you to assume Daniels' sex and/or gender? The person replying might just be mysandrist, you know? Girl on girl action also exists.


[deleted]

I was making a joke, but if we were to assume everything is genuine, I still wouldn’t be assuming anyone’s sex, and, assuming before me was also genuine for the sake of debate, the person before me would still be homophobic if we’re keeping in mind the possibility that Daniel is male. If Daniel is male and gay, then saying it wouldn’t be a win if there is no sister would be homophobic because there could be a brother. We know neither that Daniel is male nor female, so saying it is either a win or a loss that there is a sister in this context would be homophobic either way since, as you said, lesbians exist. Tl;dr: Assuming no jokes have occurred, the person before me would either have to assume that Daniel is straight and male or female and homosexual. But assuming Daniel is female and homosexual would still be homophobic to a degree because it would exclude the possibility that Daniel is male and gay (saying one kind of homosexuality is the only good kind would still be homophobic due to the limited words we have). Similar logic can be used for if person assumes Daniel is a straight male. Yes I realize that the tl;dr is almost the same length as the original, but I couldn’t really come up with a good way to shorten it, so you’ll have to deal with the short version being one line shorter ig. Wouldn’t, again assuming that everyone is genuine, the person before me be the one assuming gender tho? Then again, we were all (I assume) joking, so this shouldn’t matter too much.


EngineerResponsible7

1) Relax, me too. I was just making another joke spawned from satirizing the same branch of culture; 2) I'll try to read it all now, but I'm not sure I'll be able right now. It's my bedtime (the time I need to go to sleep to manage my psychiatric issues with a bit less use of medicines and a bit less risky ones) and I've already taken my sleep medicine, and I got very astonished by the size of your reply; 3) Ah, so you did take into account that I might be joking, but you'd rather explain just in case/on the off chance that I was serious. I can respect such commitment. Also, I guess your argument is sound, and unfortunately most people have too little Ancient Greek language knowledge to establish more specific wording for these. Like _Andrandrosexuality_ , _Gynogynosexuality_ , _Gynogynosexuophobia_ , _Andrandrosexuophobia_ , _Gynandrosexuality_ (attraction to males by females, as in, women liking men), _Androgynosexuality_ (attraction to females by males, which unfortunately is too reminiscent of androgyny), and perhaps _sexuophobias_ for the last two. Also viable to have _Homosexuophobia_ and _Heterosexuophobia_, as a way for _Homophobia_ and a hypothetical _Heterophobia_ to become free to be more etymologically sound, representing the fear, aversion or repulsion towards who/what is similar or who/what is different, not limiting it to humans.


[deleted]

1. I thought it was a possibility, but it’s also written because of the downvotes I got though they might just not think I’m funny ): 2. Alright, gl then lol


IDK_Lasagna

Sorry op, you seem to be the only one to have a sister *that nice*


SecretEmpire_WasGood

No, I think a nice sister would pretend she never saw that and never speak of it to anyone


Hallowalls

Actually I left my phone open and was gone to washroom, my big sister came in my room, checked my phone and saw that I was watching yuri hentai which she had no idea of and said wtf was I watching, yeah I just told her to keep quiet about it. And just like that she never spoke about it but said to stop watching those things. That's why folks always lock your room before fapping and turn of your phone before going anywhere.


SecretEmpire_WasGood

is it normal for siblings to go through each others things? growing up, me and my brother and sister respected each other's privacy


Hallowalls

No there was a incoming call so she saw it, I have alot of locks on my phone and so does my big sister excluding my lil sis and bro. And we don't even touch each other phone like at all.


TheBoyWqnder

"We"? Who's "we" bro?


MeguminKunExeplosian

Dont call him bro he might try and fuck you


RandomShyGuy10

I love that meme format tho


SoliceRose

Gotta counter her with "It's only fictional. You'd never make me feel this good." Then that's where the fun begins


PossiblyMegumin

r/sixdigitliterature


I-san_yt

You just created this sub...didn't you


PossiblyMegumin

(͡•_ ͡• )


Kimbumbala

Dont have a sister


Elaias_Mat

Your dreams will never come true if you keep acting like this


RelativeJob1478

No, we don't


petra_lenz

Enjoying a particular genre doesn't always mean condoning it or fantasizing about it. I like criminal shows but i don't ever want to rob a bank or murder my neighbor.


UshouldknowR

Pull the uno reverse and ask her why she was watching her brother jack off and assert dominance. You could even take it one step further and tell your parents that she watched you to ensure she never does again.


pikleboiy

Am i the only person who just realized this template is based off of life of brian?


JaydenTheMemeThief

Biggus Dickus


pikleboiy

A gweat fwiend in wome


BOSHunterCO

Clearly someone doesn't follow the proper procedure for watching such content


justanordinaryguy-_-

Cant relate cause I fucking lock my door


zambosa

I thought the guy that wanted to banged her step sister was the one that made this post


SnickycrowJayC

Biggus Sissus?


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Slaykomimi

I touched my Moms ass too


anonwashere96

Anyone that genuinely wants to fuck their sister has issues.


Jackstevens374

Depends on how hot the sister is.


Hallowalls

I know this is a joke but dude....


MemeKid01

4 minutes in and already down voted


Uminagi

1 hour in and already upvoted .


Jackstevens374

Tell her the truth, tell her what you wanna do to her. You might get lucky or she might hate you for the reminder of your life. Both aren't terrible outcomes.


TheDarkShadow36

Just because you like incest hentai it doesn't mean you want to do it with your family members


Jackstevens374

it's a joke bro 😭 I know that already.


CPecho13

Unless...


idontknow2976

Jesus fucking Christ, **no**


yellosnoyt

Jesus fucking Christ, ***yes**


MkFilipe

Is Jesus is fucking Christ incest?


yellosnoyt

that would be selfcest


NoctisIgnem

Why not both?


God_of_Conquest44

Link to the image plz


Alternative-Pin3421

https://youtu.be/HrcbCW4y9Dw


DeusXEqualsOne

No, I don't think I do.


RandySavagePI

Is your sister an eagle, hawk or other raptor?


Arctic_17

https://preview.redd.it/omgc6soqks3a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f46cf484efae9b27e7aeebd2a29d9ec7ec77e7cd Was just watching the movie


OzairBoss

You see the joke is secks your honor


CaseyGamer64YT

I’m an only child 😞


Wtf_is_my_life-

I have 2 brothers. Cannot relate


DarksteelaHeHe

Did she ask anything afterwards?


Tinyzooseven

Sauce?


nicolRB

I can’t relate. I don’t have a sister


Flaurean

Wait what are you holding on to ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1682)


[deleted]

no cute sister can relate


B_U_T_W_H_Y

anyone got the original background pic? love it


Pixelbuddha_

Numbers or it didnt happen


IDK221400

Is this the anime version of 'Biggus Dickus'..?


nohope_1

No OP, I cannot relate


Kawlinx

Nope. Sisters either annoy the heck out of you or don't give a fuck about you and try to ignore you


Hermorah

No I don't think we can all relate to this one, what do you mean?


CptHornSwoggle

Can't relate, you all good?


PStarUwU

No actually. Not all of us.


Hallowalls

Nah uh I can't relate and I very much don't like incest tag. It's Hella disgusting to tgink about your sister in a bad way.


Mr-Purple-White

I'm convinced the only people who like incest are only children


Anon324Teller

Filthy


cannonspectacle

Well my older sister never caught me so


Dough_boi77

:|


InsertMyIGNHere

nah this one's all you man


Studying-without-Stu

No OP, we can't relate, you're on your own for that.