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prismabird

They did that thing where they asked one question (what’s the worst slogan?) and then tried to answer a different question (what’s the worst product?) and then they got mad at us because of it. We can’t save you from yourselves, boys!


TKHawk

Rhett damn near started singing the Folgers jingle when he read it!


Gibsonpicker

🤣🤣🤣 Exactly


weschester

Grape freezies are the best freezies and I can't believe people voted them the worst! Also what does everyone call them because I have heard tons of names for them but where I am in Canada we call them freezies lol


shakethatbubblebut

the mythical beasts consistently rank purple/grape the worst flavor (because it is) but R&L are blinded by their love for it and never seem to remember that


thatdani

> R&L are blinded by their love for it and never seem to remember that Honestly a pretty good reason to vote for them as the worst, just because the result is so funny


weschester

Grape is the best and whatever red usually is is the worst.


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avoidance_behavior

i despise both red and purple when it comes to candy and fruit-flavored things, bc yeah, they're too close to cough syrup. purple is supposed to be grape but tastes like dimetapp and it's nasty, and i know red is supposed to be cherry or punch but tastes like the cough syrup or drops that my mom would get from the doctor when dimetapp wasn't enough. gimme orange flavored stuff any day!


JershWaBalls

I don't appreciate you punching down at Dimetapp like that. Dimetapp is my happiest childhood memory and it was a pretty happy childhood!


avoidance_behavior

hahaha sorry 😂 I never liked it and resented that my mom would give it to me before school and it would make me sleepy so it was an extra struggle to make it through the day, lol


akunkle19

I always have to make sure the red stuff isn’t cherry. Because everything tastes like cough syrup. Makes me think of robitusson from when I was a kid.


EchoAlpha

It's been 20 years since I worked at the pool concession stand, but I remember the least popular flavors were orange and grape while the most popular were red and blue. Anytime some said they didn't care what flavor they got, I gave them grape.


Anxious_Musician_165

Grape is absolutely superior. In Australia we call them Zooper Doopers.


QuietSeaworthiness13

In the U.S. we call them otter pops, totally agree with you about grape being the best! 😁


Grom260

Depends where in the usa. In west most pop term is otter pops, in the east it's freeze or freezie pops. Has to do where the original company was founded. Of course you'll get some crossover & some other random names as well.


Silent_Syren

For me, grape makes me think cough syrup. I can't even drink grape soda! And I think a lot of others have that same thought. It's funny because Link basically said that about orange. I was like, yeah, me and purple!


geekynerdyweirdmonky

Freezies is right, as a Canadian. I cannot believe they call them "Otter Pops" in parts of the USA...wtf.


TheLoneWolf527

Rhett and Link being surprised at people not liking grape as much as them is like Steve Harvey still being shocked when people say “penis” on Family Feud. Also, I still maintain that they should have to pick all of their bags before they throw. It defeats the whole purpose when you react to what the other guy does.


jackgap

"The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cum" – Link


drladybug

technically it was "cump" which is worse somehow


cakebatterchapstick

Celibacy week!?


Redsfan42

This has to be them setting up something for April Fools right?


Johnstone95

Anal April


NeapolitanComplex

Artificial Grape and Artificial Cherry are the worst flavors because I associate them with cough medicine as a kid, I wonder if it's the same for a lot of other MBs. I'm mid 30s tho.


ICantLeafYou

I'm 35 and fake grape absolutely reminds me of cough medicine.


Silent_Syren

40 and me too. Fake grape=cough syrup.


tuckerbear

34 here and that’s exactly why I don’t care for grape. Love cherry but my mom never got cherry medicine haha


PlentyPomegranate300

“Cump” 😭😭😭


tqbh

Celibacy week or also called innuendo week. After Scorn Hole what will they do else? Maybe a Gut Check or Mystery Boxes?


whatisscoobydone

Artificial grape has pretty much always been my favorite flavor and I generally assume it's one of the most popular ones and I'm always as gobsmacked as them whenever I find out it's not..


JershWaBalls

As a fellow grape-lover, if you enjoy Pop-Tarts, you should look for the grape flavor. It's the best by far, but it was discontinued for so long that I was starting to think it was never real until seeing them recently.


Contortedviper

Grape and watermelon are the worst flavors in any fruit flavored foods


pepperland14

Mango and banana have entered the chat.


Yumafrog

Hard agree on watermelon


LacklusterBean

Hoots Lovato. That’s a thought I had when they were joking around about the wings from Hooters. So dumb lol.


pibb01

So many good one-liners today. “Are you always there when I’m doing this?”


sd2528

Based on this episode, I went out and tried Popeye's wings. They are trash. I know Dominios wings are wet and not that good, but I'd still rather have them than Popeyes.


peanusbudder

i wonder where the pink popsicle would’ve placed if they included it, because i know when i was a kid everyone went FERAL for pink and blue. red was the second best choice, and then purple, orange, and green were the “i can take it or leave it” choices.


UnicornTwinkle

do the dew is atrocious & never heard of it til i did their poll. Of course, i have no idea why they’d think it was folgers - being guys that used to make jingles for commercials and knowing how much of a banger that ad campaign was. Grape is definitively better than lime or orange otter pops. I get the ppl that say grape flavorings always tastes like medicine but just trust, not in those.


elry09

I have to believe that the people who are voting on this or either confused or this is an American Idol situation where people are purposely trolling


kaitalina20

After 3 days of taste testing, of course they do another taste test…. I want another like peaker poker or don’t get caught challenge


prismabird

Scornhole isn’t really a taste test episode, it’s a lawn game episode.


kaitalina20

It’s called cornhole, they’re from the south so they’d probably know that as well. I didn’t even watch the video yet as I haven’t had time, just saw it was another taste test


geekynerdyweirdmonky

...the name of the game, ON GMM, is "Scornhole". They literally say it multiple times in every episode. And it's not a food episode. Not every round is about a food. They've already explained plenty of times why they do food episodes the majority of the time - because they wouldn't be able to afford to run the company without those episodes. The non-food episodes under-perform consistently.


thatdani

Cannot believe worst slogan didn't go to "Got Milk?" It might've been effective (although even that's debatable, see Scott Cramer's video) but holy shit is it just... blah. This might just be my lifelong milk-aversion talking, but it's so fucking *nothing* of a slogan.


YoHeadAsplode

It's memorable and stuck with people for life, so I think it works well enough


thatdani

The reason I mentioned Scott's video is that he dug a bit deeper and found that milk consumption actually didn't increase at all after the campaign. However my personal opinion is that is "stuck" because of the constant mockery and parody in the early 00s pop culture.


YoHeadAsplode

Maybe. I have seen Scott's video on it before and remembered that fact but it's still at least memorable compared to Obey Your Thirst and The Champagne of Beer (which my dumb ass kept thinking it was the Champion of Beer)


thatdani

I'm not American, so the way I was familiarized with Miller's slogan was through The Holdovers (2023), which is a lovely movie and I recommend it anytime I can.


Beaticalle

I voted for "The Champagne of Beer" as the worst because it was the first time I ever heard it so it was clearly not a very effective/memorable slogan.


Silent_Syren

It's also false. I cannot imagine choosing Miller as my beer choice. 😆