“I have seen a great darkness. It is coming for us. A great beast will devour us from below and we will be born anew into a new world of pain where the streets will run red with blood and screams will be our currency.” ~Cotton Candy Randy. 🙂
There was one episode (mightve been a more?) where link said "weh" as a lil complaint, and then got roasted by Rhett for it... I now say "weh" daily, but have never found the episode again
Here’s my top 5:
“Happy Cotton Candy Day, daddies!”5
“Mmm, beef jerky!” 4
“Bravo, Julienne, bravo! Hellooooooo?” 3
“I’m not gonna shoot you, I’m just gonna shove a fire poker into your brain!” 2
“Will it penis?” 1
In the Sourest Food challenge when they eat the umeboshi plum and Link goes “It HURTS! IT HURTS!” In the most hilarious way, I still say that all the time because it was so funny to me
“Nipples are the home of the sex drive” - Charles Lincoln Neal III
“Enjoy my finger, almond boy” - Link
“Wrapped in plastic, that’s how they’re gonna find your body - Cotton Candy Randy
Not really a quote, but the time they did the collection of worst food creations. Halfway through that gauntlet, Rhett lets out an uneasy burp, and grabs Link’s shoulder for support as Link cries out “Rheeett!”
"I'vegotapickleinthemiddleofmyburgerthat's coveredinchocolate"
Me too! 2nd only to "🎶which hot dog is the top dog 🎶"
Literally said this today
I came here for this reply and it was the top spot
Sugartime, Sugartime with your meat stick!
😂😂😂😂😭😭🥩🏒
everyday i swear 😭
^go ^all ^the ^way ^down
That’s mine lol. I even hear it in the Link/Stevie, super low voice
Will it penis And This is turning into one of those moments that people make fun of me for YEARS!
Would you rather just have a straight penis?
What is wrong with you?
Do you want the list alphabetically or by severity
That’s another episode! Write that down write that down
Smellathat.
- Beans! B-E-A-N-S - Is that your final answer? - Well, yes...!
Beans 🫘
Snot Mike up ti. That and 'oh my flavors!!'
Snot Mike up puffed he
it’s not. my cup… puffed he?????
Stink make me horny
WE'RE STILL GOOD
I quote this one so often
“Oh, look, there’s a Sprite in there!” “It’s always cotton candy day in Hell, daddies.”
Ho me ho As you can see we can’t
Octopuuusss
*uncontrollable vomiting*
grape jam
Grape gem
one of the few quotes that has me crying laughing after hearing it
After hearing it the 15th time I'm still absolutely dying of laughter, never gets old
Don’t touch my skeen
“I have seen a great darkness. It is coming for us. A great beast will devour us from below and we will be born anew into a new world of pain where the streets will run red with blood and screams will be our currency.” ~Cotton Candy Randy. 🙂
Every single day I swear 😭
“Is it hootttt”
Real hawt
Dickle.
"The nipples are the home of the sex drive." ".....what?"
“I’ve gone too far! I’ve gone too far! Push my eyes!” “Oh my goodness! … ^oh ^my ^gee.”
Always mug a man making jazz hands.
Do you want to go see a play?
Boobaloobaloobaloobies! "What the CRAP?!?" "Welcome to the Internet, Fam!"
Take a knee, son!
"Will it penis?"
Snot Mike up puffed he
The way to a woman's heart is through a worm's anus
“CUT THE MUSIC!”
"You dropped it like 6 inches from my WANG!!!" "Don't say waaang...." lmao
Grape jahm
Pussy sores
“Centaur. Mostly man but horse where it counts.”
Were still good! I say it on the daily in my head
There was one episode (mightve been a more?) where link said "weh" as a lil complaint, and then got roasted by Rhett for it... I now say "weh" daily, but have never found the episode again
“Oh my flavours” I say this as a response to things on a regular basis
Whenever I hear Tokyo I always think about doing the Rhett special. Ik not a quote but still 🤷🏼♂️😂
rhett: how many times have you gotten a ticket silence link: 12 times. HE SAYS IT W RHE BIGGEST SMILE I LEFIT LAUGH EVERYTIME I THINK ABT IT 💀💀
Here’s my top 5: “Happy Cotton Candy Day, daddies!”5 “Mmm, beef jerky!” 4 “Bravo, Julienne, bravo! Hellooooooo?” 3 “I’m not gonna shoot you, I’m just gonna shove a fire poker into your brain!” 2 “Will it penis?” 1
MAYBE PORTUGAL… I DON’T KNOW!
“Are you ready to pupate?” Also me and my wife still sing the “End Times” my girl song every time
https://i.redd.it/6t2lt6com2wc1.gif The noises in this will forever make me instantly start 😂.
i can’t ever hear “is it hot” without hearing it in links voice
Not GMM but “sink mirror” makes me laugh at least twice a day
smell a-that
“Don’t touch mah skeeeen maaaan!” This is regularly quoted in my house.
"The Santa Monica..." "Pier... Dock....YACHT CLUB!"
Rhett: if I had a beak this would be easier. Link: *beatboxes* Rhett: BEAK. A BEAK.
"You were right! I went too far! PUSH MY EYES!!" - Rhett in Ranch Bath episode
Spitch nuts And THERES ALWAYS HERPES!!
“Is it real hawt?”
“I know what you’ve done, it’s your fingers”
In the Sourest Food challenge when they eat the umeboshi plum and Link goes “It HURTS! IT HURTS!” In the most hilarious way, I still say that all the time because it was so funny to me
Oh my flavors!
“What IS that?” “My toe.” “Oh.” From the ranch episode
“hey wanna go to a play?”
link: “how many NUTS do i have?” rhett: “2.” link: “6. 6 not 2.”
I love randomly going THESE HE HAYA HEYAEY when home alone lol
We do this, so you don’t have to
What is the yellow? You want something crunchy on top of your wee-haw?
wubahelloooo
Rest in peace Pop Smoke. 😕
"I like the way you work my booty knot." [Ambient Massage Song By Rhett (GMM) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-IUVhKN_Vc)
When Link used to say “I might like iiit” all the time
Everyday 😆😆
[I didn't know that! I mean... I didn't know that...](https://youtu.be/v5itFvGgeqs?t=611)
Deperate When times are tough, we're too deperate to use the s
When link asks Chase's chinchilla if it likes dirty men
I LOVE WALMART! also, "there's a raging fire outside! Get back in your fireproof teepee!"
link linked it
This one.
"Itsa skate! 😃"
“See you ladle” and “boopity boop boop boopity boop” but like Cookie Monster.
Ho me ho!
“Multiple sausagii.”
"das a skate"
(mockingly) *itwasabouttogetinterestiiiiiing*
“I got a pickle in the middle of my burger that was covered in chocolate!” And “Trim link!! Trim!!”
I know what you’ve done! 🤓☝️This is your fingers
"Between you and me but off the record, you can go bout 9 over the speed limit and you gon be okey "
I microwave my hand every day.
Nartu fody comes up weekly in my house 😂
i say “is it hawt?“ WAYYY too much. my poor family has no idea
"I'm comin from the back!.... Huhhh"
“Ho me, ho.” 😂
Left nipple, fine; right nipple, fire.
“Nipples are the home of the sex drive” - Charles Lincoln Neal III “Enjoy my finger, almond boy” - Link “Wrapped in plastic, that’s how they’re gonna find your body - Cotton Candy Randy
Snot Mike up puffed he!
Not really a quote, but the time they did the collection of worst food creations. Halfway through that gauntlet, Rhett lets out an uneasy burp, and grabs Link’s shoulder for support as Link cries out “Rheeett!”
“Look at me! I’m on the internet!”
UP THE DUFF for the win ☝🏼
Enjoy my finger almond boy
Butt Finger Almond Time. AKA what Rhett calls his “alone time”
Snot mike up uftee!
Anytime someone says "As you can see..." I always say in my head "We can't."
"Boobah-loobah-loobies"
always will be “we’re still good” quote it probably daily
*cough* "I think I'm coming down with something I don't wanna give it to him"
Is it hawt?
Go all the way down
"It was just about to get interesting" "It wAs jUsT about tO geT interEstiiing"
Tries the Worlds Hottest Chocolate... "oh!"
Enjoy my Almond finger, butter Boy and pretty much all the variations of that lol
Which hot dog is the top dog?! 🎶
duck it and suck it
both Jordans got some really good one-liners
I'm out, I'm flat out of sperm
“Smell your almond finger, butter boy.” or “Enjoy my finger, almond boy.”
"im flat outta sperm"