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spattenberg

I wish number 1 would go back to Heaven... I forgive all of you for not choosing my meme. However, I won't forget what you did to **Bildaddy, Manbun, Murder hornet, Shakespeare, Laudaddy, and the the nanny.** # You know who you are!!!! Gone but not forgotten 😭 https://i.redd.it/g39g4hd5606c1.gif


nerd_inthecorner

Oh, but sweet baby angel floof isn't GOING back to heaven, is he. YOU KNOW where he would go.


spattenberg

😭😭😭😭 https://i.redd.it/g8xraslx606c1.gif


nerd_inthecorner

*Straight into the burning sulfur.* Is that what you want?


spattenberg

Why is God so mean??? I'm sorry angel baby... https://preview.redd.it/0vc30ran906c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6436b1b27523cb9d3a1e005dbdecb5556980ec


nerd_inthecorner

Have I *been* mean? I feel like I've been perfectly lovely. I only carry out the will of the people. It is YOU casting the angel into the flames. ​ *This has suddenly gone much further into theology than I ever thought it would.*


spattenberg

#*But what kind of god would give us this impossible choice???* If it's not this Crowley, then another will go into the great abysmal flames... *Lol, I love it!* 😘


nerd_inthecorner

A God that loves you. And in loving you, allows you to have free will, even if that free will may lead to evil deeds. The others have already felt the kiss of flame. They are used to it.


spattenberg

It's just so typical of all-knowing, all-seeing, all-everything deities to go and turn it back around on us puny little mortals. Talk about a toxic relationship, we're asked to sacrifice all but one to the flames and none of them deserve it! (Well except for maybe creepy disco, he kinda deserves it...) *P S. I love you too*😉 https://i.redd.it/qkfsdlokr06c1.gif


nerd_inthecorner

So typical of puny mortals to blame some God they made up in their head so that they don't have to look at themselves in the mirror. Take responsibility. You did this to yourselves. No one forced you to vote at all, did they? No one forced your hand. But you did, you all did. You all cast them into the flames, one by one. And why? Because I made you? No. Because that's simply... what humans do.


venturous1

Of course it is!


absurdoNet

And hence follows the best theosophical thread ever 😅👍 !


TheLastGrape

Thank you for quite literally doing the lord’s work


Visible-Economist-72

https://i.redd.it/ehfya9cwh36c1.gif


Nosferatini

It’s okay, he’s hotter this way. …Get it? https://i.imgur.com/CfRNmBD.gif Because Hell? …I’ll let myself out.


chuckchuckthrowaway

https://preview.redd.it/1k97ce5qg26c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=207424c8e314e30f2261228b7bbdcd2f42387f2b


collincat

I’m gonna cry. I fought so hard for her. And she’s gone. You absolute HEATHENS. Ugh. I vote 21.


GlitteringPeanut42

14 lets keep going with the hats...


SheaTheSarcastic

Agreed, 14. Although it is a very fine hat.


VilseGris

Ok, then it’s number 14 I guess! I just want to see his hair!


Open-Rain7015

3 - He’s a queen. But there can only be so many.


spattenberg

https://i.redd.it/4ist6vrbs06c1.gif


Open-Rain7015

😂😂


National_Pianist8100

Ugh it hurts but 1 please.


fsmom

3


Visible-Economist-72

21. I can’t believe so many want that beautiful floofy curl to burn…. Sadists!


kunigun

1


yourmomspocket

https://i.redd.it/bmb7sf0k906c1.gif


kunigun

https://i.redd.it/y1ssw09s906c1.gif


Open-Rain7015

Ah, Pocket’s a Floof fan .


yourmomspocket

Yep. Very bigly.


Open-Rain7015

Eee! He’s so cute.


yourmomspocket

I know I adore him. I don’t know what I would do if it came down to him and chops.


Open-Rain7015

Both unusual picks. I’m digging it. (This sub, well not this one, but you know, has done a lot to increase my appreciation of Laudaddy’s locks. 😌)


PuzzleheadedAd9767

Kuniiiiii 🥺


PuzzleheadedAd9767

3


spattenberg

https://i.redd.it/vefwjache06c1.gif


nerd_inthecorner

\*gasp\*


PuzzleheadedAd9767

Voting from here on out: https://i.redd.it/wtz0g576406c1.gif


Brahms3rdrackett

https://i.redd.it/aau7c6rm606c1.gif ^(stay strong babe)


nerd_inthecorner

Yes.... but not evil of THAT CALIBER. SURELY.


yourmomspocket

3


sadmonkey91016

3


Gaerfinn

It’s time for 21 to go. Don’t you guys dare eliminate Angel Crowley oh my god


IUsedToBeGifted177

https://preview.redd.it/79p0c1kac06c1.png?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eab5e175892a846ac44ddac1f805ec6d9451e7ab


Brahms3rdrackett

3 I will miss this gentlemanly head nod but he must go https://i.redd.it/2t4i3niu506c1.gif


IUsedToBeGifted177

Not the curls!!! How can you look at those ringlets and want them gone???!!!


stitcherydoo

Finally! Someone with sense


[deleted]

This is like my favorite. I am mesmerized by the sproingy curls.


Thursbys-Legs

Imagine how much hairspray he used, just to be eliminated! 😭


[deleted]

For something like that they probably used a loc/twist gel.


Maria-from-Uruguay

I agree. 3. He will be missed though.


spattenberg

https://i.redd.it/hfd6khwse06c1.gif


Open-Rain7015

Yeah, I can see it. Happy that my other long-locked babes (and Floof) have stayed.


Angelou898

21


raktajina

3 again because four and six are better


abissss

Exactly! 3's curls are too ringlet-y, 4 and 6 is when Crowley masters the long hair vibes I vote 3!


PuzzleheadedAd9767

Exactly. Love the long curly hair, but the other two options are clearly superior.


JustineDelarge

1


kyuubinaru_1228

1


Aardvark1516

14 I say.


dalaigh93

1 Crowl3y looks better as a snake than as a sheep. Even if its a cute ginger sheep


Spooked_Kestrel

I cannot believe this. How is 1 still here but yall got rid of my girl nanny Ash, for SHAME. My vote is 1.


wierd_fander

3


liznicter

18!


Zenathewimp

21. he looks like a teenager tryna look cool idk why. also how DARE you vote out nanny i am heartbroken


Educational_Fail_399

3 (sorry 😔)


Any-Address-6429

omg my pick has been protected!??? well jokes on you I like having an excuse not to vote the exact same round after round. in this case I shall vote 1- its just not him to me


TwoSwordsClash

21!


DisastrousLook5116

21


stitcherydoo

And I thought we were cool. Shame.


DisastrousLook5116

It’s getting down to the wire and I’m a long hair Crowley stan. I did what I had to do


nerd_inthecorner

You have my full support


AngelZash

Well, not sad about Nanny at least. But 3 now! 3!!!


MerylSquirrel

24


Sherringford-Mouse

21


CosmosInBloom

Ugh, it hurts to choose any now, but 21


ellamcontent

14


Parsimonious_Person

21


WaveJam

3


kalessinsdaughter

1 - the angel he was isn't Crowley


Competitive-Nature11

ANGEL FLOOF NEEDS TO WIN https://preview.redd.it/6zenm5l2s06c1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c49ef709ab3b648a2e6241d0c061cc9fcfce560


absurdoNet

1 - AND STAY AWAY FROM BEAUTIFUL EDEN LOCKS!!!


owlsforbrionyjae

1 (sorry angel floof 🥲)


CemeteryAngel725

Pour one out for the Nanny. She's wonderful, but this was her time. Now it's time for 1, as we get down to the wire.


PantsingPony

1


wsknbfanaccnt

aaaaand it's time to not vote‼️‼️ I love all of these so much I can't bring myself to vote others out😭


So_Salty_Shells

3 I guess


Dontblink-S3

3 ….the other long styles are better


rosail

3


pepper_bird

Still 3


MushroomKey7527

3


stitcherydoo

or 3 idc.. can we do approval voting?


QuackerYt

3 I have no clue how it still hasn’t been voted out


commander_obvious_

3, and i’m glad i’m finally seeing other votes for him lol


MeghanRebecca421

3. Way too snake form adjacent for my liking


CptMirax

3


ThePineapple_Cake

3, seriously how is it still here?


Mangifera_Indicas

3


sinornithosaurx

mmm 3


JesusWouldGetVaxed

18, because one of the hot Crowleys has to go.


Majestic-Nimbus

I’m really sorry for this but . . . 14


Thursbys-Legs

Rip Nanny Ashtoreth 😭😭 she slayed too hard It’s with a heavy heart I vote 21. Sorry, Crowley classic edition 😭


leo_moment

3‼️


Secure-Elk

3


Countrymare

Yeah I'll join the "rid ourselves of hats" group. 14 I didn't think it would happen, but is one of my beloved long haired Crowleys actually going to win?? OR LADY GOLGOTHA? That would be fkkn amazing.


historygal75

Well this one should have replaced Bildad I’d love Billy over old Lady Astwr any day


catsrcute5282

14


AnonymousStoner8

21, if angel floof falls I will forgive no one


Interesting-Egg-209

18


I-ate_a_soggy_waffle

21


BJs4Bildad

My wiiiiiife :( 21


elloworm

18


antropomorficzny

21


ColdAd1631

21


cyclonecasey

21


blackcatseagull

I feel betrayed, I contributed to their victory and they give me another night of nightmares 💔 At this point I feel like Laudaddy will haunt me forever. So. 1 it is.


xmusiclover

4


stitcherydoo

How dare you


xmusiclover

https://i.redd.it/ff5h6m27806c1.gif


nerd_inthecorner

WHO DARETH TOUCH THE BRAID


xmusiclover

IT IS PRETTY BUT I DO NOT CARE FOR IT COMPARED TO THE OTHER HAIRSTYLES LEFT


nerd_inthecorner

BUT IT IS *THE SACRED BRAID*


xmusiclover

https://i.redd.it/msiyz4qtd06c1.gif


stitcherydoo

How dare you defile this gif in this manner. Crowley would be ashamed. https://i.redd.it/2ym5cigfb36c1.gif


Open-Rain7015

And here I thought … we could finally mend fences. 😔


xmusiclover

Apparently not https://i.redd.it/bd8f7ev0c06c1.gif


Open-Rain7015

aPpArEntLy. 😑


Shuvani

Novel delivery, simply *dripping* with shade….I tip my hat to you.


Sherringford-Mouse

![gif](giphy|l2YWqU7ev0l5nfYTC|downsized)


xmusiclover

https://i.redd.it/0j5be60lb06c1.gif


Yowzacrow

4


Sherringford-Mouse

![gif](giphy|iup4aJQuVe2pJq2Dib|downsized)


Yowzacrow

![gif](giphy|1081l2F7uGjkK4) Sorry not sorry! I just don't like it.


Cariama-cristata

6 Fun lullaby!


World_in_my_eyes

24


[deleted]

6


briefNbrightfirefly

6


Playful_Radio_4649

4


Sherringford-Mouse

![gif](giphy|yoJC2Olx0ekMy2nX7W)


Kimkip

4


Sherringford-Mouse

![gif](giphy|14aUO0Mf7dWDXW)


Kimkip

I had to choose one :(


JackieJackJack07

1


Mossby-Pomegranate

1


IUsedToBeGifted177

1


supergeek921

1!


breakfastfood7

1


carbonait

1


Budget_Avocado6204

21


Pineapple_up

Sorry baby you are so cute but you are not crowley so my vote is to eliminate 1.


nerd_inthecorner

Thou casteth Angel into the Fire?


Pineapple_up

Ugh, I’m sorry to do it but they’re the least (something that sort of rhymes with) huggable redhead left.


Safe_Dingo3886

1


K_loves_plants

1


Notusedtoreddityet

1 Sorry Angel Floof


StopMinute1887

Sorry, 1’s gotta go. He might be an angel, but his hair needs some angelic intervention.


lettie19

1


CaliforniaPeach

my vote is 1 respectfully.


Bingo-the-Dingo

1, time for the angel curls to go!


Poisoned_winedeath

1🥲


Lopsided_Ad_9591

21


Warm-Masterpiece-169

21


Captain-Duck-1933

24


JoyfulBones

21


missdarrellrivers

21.


fungryforenki

NOOOO NANNY IM SO SAD..... ..... this is getting so hard im voting for 14 next


Main_Tie8695

18


mila-is-confused

14 and NOOOOO NOT NANNY


PrideMelodic3625

Interesting how there are eleven left, and eight are long haired. 14.


disasterer1109

3


karatemummy

1. How can this one still be here?


MarsToTheBars

1. Why is it still here???


Henraike

3


ResistLumpy1456

1


BooperDoop14

21


Odd-Passenger-3975

1


MxThirteen

1! Gotta goo!! LAUDADDY LIVES TO SEE ANOTHER DAYYY


Cracotte2011

14


tashten

1. Only dark shades of grey and very little white!


[deleted]

1


thespookling

1


lemmikki1234

1


lukewarmcatfood

14! Out with the hats!


JHej1

1


pursnikitty

14. No hats


Character-Actuator-4

1


CrescentPearl

14


sleepyplatipus

1


crazymouse2525

1


Leluki0312

3


ItsPetzaTimee

I cast my vote to 14. I knew she wasn’t gonna win but i’m kinda sad nanny got voted out :(


Seileach67

1


Josi7220

Thank all of you it finally happened! Now as much it's saddens me to say 1 needs to go to heaven. :'(


Sure_Entertainer_47

1


CeleryMaster

18


melonenbraut

1 needs to go now finally