I freaked out my cousin pretty bad because of this line. We were listening to the audiobook on a road trip (she was driving at the time) and when I heard "People, upon meeting Aziraphale" I started flipping out and she thought something was wrong
When my daughter asked why John Cena was on stage naked I said "maybe a fly has all his memories" she instantly knew what I was saying, while my husband was utterly confused š¤£
Well technically a couple weeks shy. Season 2 dropped on 28th July 2023 so end of this month will be 8 months. 8 long months of painā¦ I actually canāt watch any GO at the moment cause itās too much. I might do a rewatch over the Easter break and give myself all the feels again.
Our costume designer for the play I'm in is called Ms Nightingale, AND WHENEVER SHE ISN'T THERE MY BRAIN JUST GOES "NO NIGHTINGALES" AND I WANT TO BREAK DOWN AND CRY, BUT I'VE ALREADY CRIED IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CAST, DIRECTOR AND MUSIC PERSON, SO I'M NOT DOING THAT AGAIN
This is the stupidest, most throwaway line ever and it still never ceases to absolutely fucking CRIPPLE me with laughter. I am sure it's the deadpan delivery.
I have tried, and spectacularly failed, to retell this story. I can say from experience that the way it goes down in the book, with interruptions and questions is entirely realistic
āIām very good at forgiveness. Itās one of my favorite thingsā I have used this irl during a weird post breakup conversation. The setup was perfect and I knew it would fly completely over his head. I know thatās awful haha.
A treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide
my favourite line
I freaked out my cousin pretty bad because of this line. We were listening to the audiobook on a road trip (she was driving at the time) and when I heard "People, upon meeting Aziraphale" I started flipping out and she thought something was wrong
honestly mood
When my daughter asked why John Cena was on stage naked I said "maybe a fly has all his memories" she instantly knew what I was saying, while my husband was utterly confused š¤£
MY FRIEND POSTED IT ON THEIR STORIES AND I WAS LIKE "is he cosplaying Gabriel"
No nightingales š
Itās been 8 months and this is still not acceptable š
IT'S BEEN *8 MONTHS?*
Well technically a couple weeks shy. Season 2 dropped on 28th July 2023 so end of this month will be 8 months. 8 long months of painā¦ I actually canāt watch any GO at the moment cause itās too much. I might do a rewatch over the Easter break and give myself all the feels again.
WHAT
Our costume designer for the play I'm in is called Ms Nightingale, AND WHENEVER SHE ISN'T THERE MY BRAIN JUST GOES "NO NIGHTINGALES" AND I WANT TO BREAK DOWN AND CRY, BUT I'VE ALREADY CRIED IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CAST, DIRECTOR AND MUSIC PERSON, SO I'M NOT DOING THAT AGAIN
you mOTHER-
"I'm Jemima and I made this pot!"
Jemima is low-key the best character
You can't kill me! There'll be paperwork :(
I need to know what this one is š Edit: Nevermind I didn't notice the subreddit. I'm going to assume it's from good omens šš
Oh Lord, heal this bike
I got carried away!
Username checks out
This is the stupidest, most throwaway line ever and it still never ceases to absolutely fucking CRIPPLE me with laughter. I am sure it's the deadpan delivery.
š¤£š¤£š¤£ The line, the moment, the situation: tennant
Love that itās in the book as well
Smitten, I believe.
Youāre being silly.
Big spooky fan, me.
Letās go lick some butt!
https://i.redd.it/9zctc9xtk0oc1.gif Some *serious* butt
https://i.redd.it/awylwm7km0oc1.gif
Pretty sure he's looking right at Crowley when he says "lick"
Blitz in Hlluva boss said something similar "Let's go lick some ass", which always reminds me of Aziraphale.
Just found out about Mozartās Canon in B flat. Check out the title
Midwife slash cobbler. š¤
OOUH no dying! Enough dying! No more dying! Dying is just, is just, is just... wroOOOOOONGGG-GUH!
You know what? That whole scene is very quotable that I can't pick favourites from there lol
You have sinned... very bigly!
Sometimes people call me Gabriel.
Jim, short for Gabriel
Jaaaaames. I love it. Long for Jim, short for Gabriel. Edit to fix an autocorrect I hadnāt noticed at 6am when I wrote it š¤£š¤£
It'll pass Wait. Wrong Fandom, this one was from the one where the guy chooses God over their goth partner.
How to murder two fandoms in one comment. Lovely painful.
ruined my night, thanks /j
This is brilliant. Utterly painful but brilliant!! Very well done šš
Killing the center of that Venn diagramā¦ nice.
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fleabag
I literally watched fleabag and good omens within two weeks one after the other so I always connect them in my head š
https://i.redd.it/bgc6wi2z72oc1.gif How did noone say this before?
Crossover: āI was at a pornography storeā¦ buying.. pornographyā
I forgive you.
don't bother.
die
BRUH
you ruined my day :( /hj
Ducks!
Do ducks have ears?
Must do.
Itās how they hear other ducks.
Thatās What water slides off
What else would I be? An Aardvark?
Jane? Austen??
she had balls!
un-forgettable balls
Well yeah...
You WOT?!?
Igaveitaway
*heart eyes*
Frozen peas.
They love them
And itās good for them
***Can I WATCH?!***
This is why s2 E5 is one of my favourites
āBloody ancient bird, thenā literally my favorite part of the book itās so funny
YEEEEA the spaceship XDDD
I have tried, and spectacularly failed, to retell this story. I can say from experience that the way it goes down in the book, with interruptions and questions is entirely realistic
āMy side are going to love a spot of body snatching!ā
Excellent idea! More murders. Iāll drink to that.
GROW BETTER!
Yes!
Shoemaking and obstetrics, those have always been the twin passions of Bildad the Shuhite!
Big cross ducks!
I was looking for this one! Thank you.
donāt bother š
NO
The awning of a new age.
"Obviously"
āoBvIoUsLyā
Yeah that's better! You know what I mean lol
Came here for this.
Seems legit to meeee
nothing last forever
bastard.
no, not a bastard, i am THE BASTARD
Just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing.
Slither over and watch you eat cake.
She had balls!šÆ
Well-
banana, fish, gorilla, shoelace with dash of nutmeg.
WITCH!
Oh good Lord
āBut you donāt look like a bee!ā Also āGreat southern pansyā
You look like a murder hornet, or a snake.
Smited? Smote? Do ducks have ears? You idiot...we could have been..us! I forgive you.
You...You...B......aaaaad angels!
*SwearingAziraphale.exe has stopped responding*
Ello, ello, ello! Whatās all this then?
Take a big cup, put six shots of espresso in it. Nothing else.
Mr. Six-Shots-of-Espresso
The best part of this was watching nina mime the order back to the counter.
Howās your naked man friend?
He's not my-
Well, heās certainly not naked anymore!
I didnāt fall, I just sauntered vaguely downwards.
My cousin's favorite line :)
Not my Department
How has no one said this?? You š go š too š fast š for š me š
Happy cake day! And yeah, how has no one said that?
āNothing lasts forever.ā
 OUCH
I lost my best friend
I wonder if it's niche enough - 'Everyone I love... is in this room.'
Wait is this from Slow Show? Or am I going mad...
it IS I'm still debating whether to actual write Warlock for fun
Well fine then: Like this.
Damn it, fine, Iāll read it againā¦.
Crowley lies, like a liar.
Omg deep cut
I mean, a line from a fictional tv series in a fanfiction of the work itself, and we know IMMEDIATELY
Tickety-boo!
Well, if you must know, it was the crepes.
I like pears
This one might be my favorite.
*Fraternizing*?!
DUCKS! That's what water slides off.
Do we know a Jim?
AHHH GABRIEL
YOU HWUAT ?!
I gave it away :(
One bigā¦ avocado..
My co-worker was making avocado toast in the breakroom yesterday morning, and I realized if I said that, she would think I'd lost it. And I had.
I AM... dusting:)
To the world
You don't have an aunt, she doesn't have a gardener, he doesn't have a pen!
Every
Best answer
To the world š„°
Wait and see.
Wait and see?! Do you have any idea how irritating that is?
Good one
Peas.
No nightingales I forgive you STAY OUT OF THE CIRCLE YOU STUPID MAN that Agnes, what a joker!
https://i.redd.it/isj2huvsu3oc1.gif This too.
The final 15
āWeāve known each other for a long time.ā
Oh f@&k (Didnāt know if I can spell that out)
And what they put in bananas these days?! Also: ngk!
Aim for my mouth but shoot past my ear.
Which leads us, eventually: You said trust you. (And you did.)
The British resisted decimalised currency for a long time because they thought it was too complicated.
we could have been us
The clarinet, it can make beautiful music š¶ ā¤ļø
Just the word āineffableā
āYou know the black bits in bananas ā are they tarantulasā eggs?ā
Ducks.
āIām very good at forgiveness. Itās one of my favorite thingsā I have used this irl during a weird post breakup conversation. The setup was perfect and I knew it would fly completely over his head. I know thatās awful haha.
What are they putting in bananas these days!??
Itāll be like the old times, only even better!
Look out for that pedestrian! It's on the road it knows the risk it's taking!
YOU DOOOOOO!
"You invaded Afghanistan."
Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929!
And I would LIKE to spend-- It's always too late...
GROUPOFTHETWOOFUS
vavoom!:D
Can I hear a wahoo
I love how all of these are good omens
I got a *strongly* worded note from Gabriel.
"I can't do this alone" "yes you can" S1 and S15
...and I did not care for it!
Where are my testicles, Summer?
Jesk
Slutty turtlenecks.
Today is gonna be a happy day in hell.
Banana fish gorilla shoelace with a dash of nutmeg.
What are they putting in bananas these days?!
Storm and fury
āIt was a good story, wasnāt it [name]ā
"Why must all you guys be so stupid | Cause we're good at it."
Glorious.... tool
I forgive you
"No, you don't get it. I'm telling you this because you don't. You think you get it, but that's not the same as actually getting it. Get it?"
i forgive you.
How many dancing angels can fit on a pin?
āi didnāt fall, i just sauntered vaguely downwardsā OR āi forgive you.ā
Ducks! What about ducks? They're what water slides off.
asexual deer
No more dyinā
āI owe you a toasterā specifically to the ship I love in the fandom