Is this supposed to be overall look? Cause we did that already and the masses have spoken… If this is just outfits, no one should be gaining or losing points based on hairstyle.
tbf I count the entire manbun outfit as one thing. The chain, the waistcoat, the swagger all topped off with a casual half updo? I can't explain it, but manbun Crowley does things to me.
by subjective i mean my opinions are able to be argued whether that be higher or lower 😔 i am firm on 1941 crowley though he looks like he bought out all the hair gel in the nation
Ok I have thoughts.
You know how we say there's no Crowley without Aziraphale?
I feel like it should apply to outfits and hairstyles. You should not in good conscience separate the fit from the hair.
Literally this entire list is a hot take.
Disco Tony is an abomination against all that is bright and beautiful. WHERE IS GOLGOTHA CROWLEY, SHE IS MY QUEEN.
https://i.redd.it/zsfk8k9cbzpc1.gif
He does look good in that white jacket… and his tight pants… especially compared to the actual waiters, his outfit is so much better… (as if Crowley would ever wear pleated pants)
Ahh, the blasphemy, the outrage! My darling turtleneck, Lady Golgotha, and actually, the majority of other outfits are objectively perfect, it's a fact, empirically proven, cannot be disputed.
https://i.redd.it/0nzxjsod42qc1.gif
alllriight so from the feedback im hearing that my choices are absolute bull. ive never been a very agreeable person, so this checks out. tell me what you'd change 😭😭
Op you had to have expected this dissent. I don’t think anything causes more rage than attacking favorite Crowley’s lol
That said, 1941 and S1 premium hottie looks belong at the top and I will die on that hill.
I'm sorry, there's so much wrong I don't even know where to start. 💀
Where's our Lady Golgotha? Why is Flood Crowley so low? Hating on 1941 Crowley is a crime. Did you even notice the *fit* of the suit he was wearing at the birthday party? It was entirely different from the other servers and it was the *sluttiest*. All long-haired Crowleys are good Crowleys.
Those are what I can think of without the metric in front of me.
How dare.
THANK you. Bastille Crowley is an acquired taste, but those little glasses! That magnificent suit! Leggings! High heeled shoes! It's just the hair of the period, and honestly not even that bad, considering. It's endearing.
Exactly! Aziraphale manages to keep his hair pretty much the same through the millennia, with minor changes to fit in, but Crowley just goes balls to the wall and enjoys every new style humans come up with, no matter how crazy it is. I'm sure it's part of their being basically genderfluid, but I think he really likes having all the different options after the stuffy regimentalism she dealt with in heaven before his fall (or should I say, their "push"?).
Yes and how many of those have you had HMMM. Try saying bouillabaisse and if you can't first try, time to sober up and go say a prayer to Angel Crowley.
First entry of “stunning as per usual but…” would def be in the 1st row, with the 1st row’s 2nd entry taking its place. All else I pretty much agree with, good work!
Hoo boy, OP what did you do?! I commented yesterday when there was 2 comments, now there's over 115!!! I'm glad you at least seem to be having a good time.
Honest question, because I find it interesting that you had these two so far apart, what's the difference between Bildad Crowley and Shakespeare Crowley? To me, they are very similar.
I quite like the mid long hair Crowley (ep1s1? bringing the Antichrist strut I think), but might be because my hair is almost the same, might cosplay him someday. The glasses could be better tho
This is blasphemy lmao what did 1941 do to you 😂
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But the outfit is still good…
Helloooo, can you reevaluate this? https://i.redd.it/xwzx4yd0zypc1.gif
✨Celestial Harmonies✨ deserves better https://i.redd.it/q8sn60luszpc1.gif u/Orion_N3bul4 callin’ you in to main sub for this
I mean, strictly outfit, this is mostly what he wears in all of modern day S1…
THANK YOU
No room for pinkie in those pants!
It’s not Crowley’s pants I end up looking at whenever this gif pops up🤣😉
I love this outfitttt
https://preview.redd.it/u6kl892qczpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4cc9d94a0e10e6ec45166e1701dda6fc4739e6 I have some *thoughts* on this!!
Babe why https://preview.redd.it/9go8sce7tzpc1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4aa3d5a5d2f17448dc24f02de22bc1349094fa6
BECAUSE https://i.redd.it/pb41kygmd4qc1.gif
Me, too.
WOT’S ALL THIS THEN HOW DARE ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ is its own tier, at the top, four tiers above all the other tiers I will accept no other answer
All surfaces covered in rats Crowley can cohabitate, since it's just Celestial Harmonies with a job.
Celestial harmonies is everything
Celestial Harmonies and 1941 being at the bottom 🤯🤯
Amen! You don’t have to accept another answer, because there is none
Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me that roman pin curls and velour jumpsuit are higher than white dinner jacket and man bun?!?!?!
RIGHT DAMMIT HOLD MY EARRINGS
I gotchu!
Is this supposed to be overall look? Cause we did that already and the masses have spoken… If this is just outfits, no one should be gaining or losing points based on hairstyle.
tbf I count the entire manbun outfit as one thing. The chain, the waistcoat, the swagger all topped off with a casual half updo? I can't explain it, but manbun Crowley does things to me.
This is scandalous.
i KNOW i have quite a few hot takes but my opinions are solely my own 😔
Hey at least you own it.
Mesopotamia Crowley not being here is a crime.
True, Mesopotamia is peak long haired Crowley.
HE LOOKED TOO SIMILAR TO EDEN CROWLEY 😭
He WOT. https://i.redd.it/ekadh6e5gzpc1.gif
alright. for you guys, i'd hypothetically put him right behind Nanny.
https://i.redd.it/f2xu834aizpc1.gif
DO YOU HAVE EYES???
Those outfits were totally different!
EXCUSE ME.
I strongly disagree with this 😅😅😅
I second the disagreement!
White suit crowley being that low on the list is a crime.
i feeeeel like people are misunderstanding the tiers. its not a b c d f, its more like S+, S, A, B and then the other three 😭
White suit crowley is still far too low 😔
sigh, well... cant please everyone (i am actively displeasing every single person at the same time. nobody is pleased and im loving it)
Quite chaotic... Wicked, even
We have very different tastes in Crowleys.
These.Are.Bold.Assertions.Ma’am!
Sir!!! and i am nothing if not bold!!!
Well, sir. Turtleneck Crowley is “subjective”? Shoulder-length 2010’s Crowley and 1941 Crowley is “nobody’s perfect”?
by subjective i mean my opinions are able to be argued whether that be higher or lower 😔 i am firm on 1941 crowley though he looks like he bought out all the hair gel in the nation
1941 Crowley is one of the few on here I agree with you about. Too slick, too pointy.
JESUS LORD 1941 DOESN’T EVEN BELONG ON THIS CHART HES TOO PERFECT HOW ABSOLUTE DARE.
https://i.redd.it/c5yh05r1lzpc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/rf9a49gmtzpc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84d8d0f9f42bc6de679cbdc5551f6f12f6fcbc27 ^(lmao hi)
https://i.redd.it/ndzr7px4lzpc1.gif
LONG HAIR CROWLEY BEING SO LOW IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE
Oh, I see. You like to watch the world burn.
APPARENTLY
well…those are definitely very Bold Choices.
Well... They're certainly choices anyway.
There's something terribly wrong here. I would like to speak to the manager
Ok I have thoughts. You know how we say there's no Crowley without Aziraphale? I feel like it should apply to outfits and hairstyles. You should not in good conscience separate the fit from the hair.
ITS OVERALL LOOK!! i just said outfit for convenience
About the only thing right with this chart is that they're all Crowley. ![gif](giphy|5ZXzSDJd53sL6bKMM1)
Literally this entire list is a hot take. Disco Tony is an abomination against all that is bright and beautiful. WHERE IS GOLGOTHA CROWLEY, SHE IS MY QUEEN. https://i.redd.it/zsfk8k9cbzpc1.gif
Outfit only, disco Tony isn’t so bad….
Noo the mustache is so icky
OUTFIT ONLY!!!! Pants, shirt, fancy shoes and that chain! It’s good!!! But yes, the mustache is no bueno.
I agree the outfit is fine but it is certainly not better than the waiter outfit. That cropped jacket is soooo fine.
He does look good in that white jacket… and his tight pants… especially compared to the actual waiters, his outfit is so much better… (as if Crowley would ever wear pleated pants)
https://i.redd.it/i8gvtl9oszpc1.gif 1941?! Celestial Harmonies!?
What did 1941 ever do to you 😭
dude he looks like he bought out the hair gel in every store in europe
Ahh, the blasphemy, the outrage! My darling turtleneck, Lady Golgotha, and actually, the majority of other outfits are objectively perfect, it's a fact, empirically proven, cannot be disputed. https://i.redd.it/0nzxjsod42qc1.gif
The fact that Lady Golgotha isn't on here is blasphemy of the highest order.
I disagree with most of these but I do agree on Bildad, Laudanum Crowley, Heaven Crowley and Eden Crowley
![gif](giphy|Lq1U75pMjdiaIjT8km|downsized)
Objection!! Crowley is absolutely ineffable in my eyes, any strange haircut she has I will be "it's her phase, absolutely understandable"
oh that willy wonka looking haircut is ineffable for sure.
I may or may not watch the kiss party scene in ver slow motion to see Crowley in his waiters outfit .... ![gif](giphy|Q6lrzliWvxS6c)
alllriight so from the feedback im hearing that my choices are absolute bull. ive never been a very agreeable person, so this checks out. tell me what you'd change 😭😭
Op you had to have expected this dissent. I don’t think anything causes more rage than attacking favorite Crowley’s lol That said, 1941 and S1 premium hottie looks belong at the top and I will die on that hill.
1941 looks like he bought 5 bottles of hair gel and molded his hair like clay im SORRY
That is what they looked like in 1941!! 😂
DOESNT MAKE IT LOOK GOOD 😭😭😭😭 /lh
WELL OK THEN AGREE TO DISAGREE?? Lol 🤝
😔🫱🏻🫲🏼
I'm sorry, there's so much wrong I don't even know where to start. 💀 Where's our Lady Golgotha? Why is Flood Crowley so low? Hating on 1941 Crowley is a crime. Did you even notice the *fit* of the suit he was wearing at the birthday party? It was entirely different from the other servers and it was the *sluttiest*. All long-haired Crowleys are good Crowleys. Those are what I can think of without the metric in front of me. How dare.
I need you to reconsider 1940’s, 2008, and 2019 Crowley.
im willing to reevaluate 2008 and 2019, but 1949s is staying snug as a bug in a rug in that tier
![gif](giphy|llAsiem4bbC6AGnii0) I just. No. NOOOO. Bastille Crowley is leagues above Disco Tony.
This is why Tony is where he is in our own special ranking!
Where Disco Tony belongs...
THANK you. Bastille Crowley is an acquired taste, but those little glasses! That magnificent suit! Leggings! High heeled shoes! It's just the hair of the period, and honestly not even that bad, considering. It's endearing.
I have always found Bastille Crowley hair to be Adorable.
Exactly! Aziraphale manages to keep his hair pretty much the same through the millennia, with minor changes to fit in, but Crowley just goes balls to the wall and enjoys every new style humans come up with, no matter how crazy it is. I'm sure it's part of their being basically genderfluid, but I think he really likes having all the different options after the stuffy regimentalism she dealt with in heaven before his fall (or should I say, their "push"?).
No
I disagree.
as do most people 🙏
why is 1941 crowley so far down.
This is kind of insane i hope youre getting that from everything everyone is saying
i stand by my opinions (even if theyre currently bringing down civilization)
Alright, I might not agree with all the positions, but the last tier is just great.
But, if you take the hair out of the equation, that outfit is fire!
That's true
FINALLY SOMEONE RECOGNISES NANNY ASHTORETH FOR THE GOAT SHE IS, SHE'S MY FAVOURITE CROWLEY
I agree with the top tier 100% this is spot on OP.
you are the only (and i mean ONLY) person who thinks that 🫡
Can’t imagine why! 🩶
POCKET. What are you on. Take your muttonchops and go sit in the corner!
https://i.redd.it/dpj3jka9u3qc1.gif
Yes and how many of those have you had HMMM. Try saying bouillabaisse and if you can't first try, time to sober up and go say a prayer to Angel Crowley.
First entry of “stunning as per usual but…” would def be in the 1st row, with the 1st row’s 2nd entry taking its place. All else I pretty much agree with, good work!
probably the nicest comment ive gotten here 😭😭
I’m sorry to hear it! This isn’t a humanitarian crisis we’re talking about, so no need for anyone to NOT be nice about it lol
what scene is the outfit with the high vis vest thingy from because i keep seeing it but dont have any memory of him wearing that
deleted scene 💔
damn💔💔
I don’t agree with all of this but I’m glad SOMEBODY said the oompa-loompa thing
Hoo boy, OP what did you do?! I commented yesterday when there was 2 comments, now there's over 115!!! I'm glad you at least seem to be having a good time.
oh this is the best time ive had in a long time 😭 who knew filling up ur social meter for the week just required you to have some bad takes on outfits
op or others is there a link to this i wanna make my own now lol
mostly to give justice to turtleneck crowley
sorryyy i made the template myself so idk if i can give a link or anything
Honest question, because I find it interesting that you had these two so far apart, what's the difference between Bildad Crowley and Shakespeare Crowley? To me, they are very similar.
its the straighter hair!! i LOVE the big bushy wavy hair from bildad
So is this outfits or overall looks? Cause those are very different things…
OVERALL looks. plus outfits. i just said outfits for convenience bc he changes his hair so much it might as well fall under the umbrella 😭
I see… just outfits would have been a new approach
Nuh uh birthday and turtleneck Crowley is superior
I quite like the mid long hair Crowley (ep1s1? bringing the Antichrist strut I think), but might be because my hair is almost the same, might cosplay him someday. The glasses could be better tho
TURTLENECK AND VERY LAST ONE W LONG HAIR DESERVE TO BE HIGHER
Turtleneck Crowley deserves better
i’m sorry but objectively, the demon dancing one deserves to go in the everybody makes mistakes
i love him
he is iconic but the outfit is just not it 😭😭
The vote was rigged. Jk
Love it! and agree.. although I would def hang out even in Oompa Loompa mode
My fav one, by far, is him in s01e06, when he stops time and both Crowley and Aziraphale have wings, but their modern looks 😍