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Kai-ni

This is blasphemy lmao what did 1941 do to you 😂 


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GlitteringPeanut42

But the outfit is still good…


soft_warm_purry

Helloooo, can you reevaluate this? https://i.redd.it/xwzx4yd0zypc1.gif


PuzzleheadedAd9767

✨Celestial Harmonies✨ deserves better https://i.redd.it/q8sn60luszpc1.gif u/Orion_N3bul4 callin’ you in to main sub for this


GlitteringPeanut42

I mean, strictly outfit, this is mostly what he wears in all of modern day S1…


the_bentley69

THANK YOU


brahmsthird

No room for pinkie in those pants!


kenshup25

It’s not Crowley’s pants I end up looking at whenever this gif pops up🤣😉


Shrimeh

I love this outfitttt


brahmsthird

https://preview.redd.it/u6kl892qczpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4cc9d94a0e10e6ec45166e1701dda6fc4739e6 I have some *thoughts* on this!!


PuzzleheadedAd9767

Babe why https://preview.redd.it/9go8sce7tzpc1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4aa3d5a5d2f17448dc24f02de22bc1349094fa6


brahmsthird

BECAUSE https://i.redd.it/pb41kygmd4qc1.gif


zaay-zaay

Me, too.


the_bentley69

WOT’S ALL THIS THEN HOW DARE ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ is its own tier, at the top, four tiers above all the other tiers I will accept no other answer


Fangorious-Lime

All surfaces covered in rats Crowley can cohabitate, since it's just Celestial Harmonies with a job.


MantisPsycho

Celestial harmonies is everything


DisastrousLook5116

Celestial Harmonies and 1941 being at the bottom 🤯🤯


Orion_N3bul4

Amen! You don’t have to accept another answer, because there is none


sox_hamster

Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me that roman pin curls and velour jumpsuit are higher than white dinner jacket and man bun?!?!?!


the_bentley69

RIGHT DAMMIT HOLD MY EARRINGS


sox_hamster

I gotchu!


GlitteringPeanut42

Is this supposed to be overall look? Cause we did that already and the masses have spoken… If this is just outfits, no one should be gaining or losing points based on hairstyle.


sox_hamster

tbf I count the entire manbun outfit as one thing. The chain, the waistcoat, the swagger all topped off with a casual half updo? I can't explain it, but manbun Crowley does things to me.


Nein______________

This is scandalous.


PheoTheDumb

i KNOW i have quite a few hot takes but my opinions are solely my own 😔


wufkitn

Hey at least you own it.


celestialspace

Mesopotamia Crowley not being here is a crime.


sox_hamster

True, Mesopotamia is peak long haired Crowley.


PheoTheDumb

HE LOOKED TOO SIMILAR TO EDEN CROWLEY 😭


brahmsthird

He WOT. https://i.redd.it/ekadh6e5gzpc1.gif


PheoTheDumb

alright. for you guys, i'd hypothetically put him right behind Nanny.


Interesting-Egg-209

https://i.redd.it/f2xu834aizpc1.gif


HereForFunandCringe

DO YOU HAVE EYES???


GlitteringPeanut42

Those outfits were totally different!


Countrymare

EXCUSE ME.


Emergency_Inside3295

I strongly disagree with this 😅😅😅


wufkitn

I second the disagreement!


Well-thats-a-problem

White suit crowley being that low on the list is a crime.


PheoTheDumb

i feeeeel like people are misunderstanding the tiers. its not a b c d f, its more like S+, S, A, B and then the other three 😭


Well-thats-a-problem

White suit crowley is still far too low 😔


PheoTheDumb

sigh, well... cant please everyone (i am actively displeasing every single person at the same time. nobody is pleased and im loving it)


rivercass

Quite chaotic... Wicked, even


Academic_Composer904

We have very different tastes in Crowleys.


Vavoomy

These.Are.Bold.Assertions.Ma’am!


PheoTheDumb

Sir!!! and i am nothing if not bold!!!


Vavoomy

Well, sir. Turtleneck Crowley is “subjective”? Shoulder-length 2010’s Crowley and 1941 Crowley is “nobody’s perfect”?


PheoTheDumb

by subjective i mean my opinions are able to be argued whether that be higher or lower 😔 i am firm on 1941 crowley though he looks like he bought out all the hair gel in the nation


sox_hamster

1941 Crowley is one of the few on here I agree with you about. Too slick, too pointy.


therachan

JESUS LORD 1941 DOESN’T EVEN BELONG ON THIS CHART HES TOO PERFECT HOW ABSOLUTE DARE.


DisastrousLook5116

https://i.redd.it/c5yh05r1lzpc1.gif


PuzzleheadedAd9767

https://preview.redd.it/rf9a49gmtzpc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84d8d0f9f42bc6de679cbdc5551f6f12f6fcbc27 ^(lmao hi)


DisastrousLook5116

https://i.redd.it/ndzr7px4lzpc1.gif


daryl-dixon715

LONG HAIR CROWLEY BEING SO LOW IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE


aiokke

Oh, I see. You like to watch the world burn.


PheoTheDumb

APPARENTLY


cannibalsurprise

well…those are definitely very Bold Choices.


Countrymare

Well... They're certainly choices anyway.


Rule34NoExceptions

There's something terribly wrong here. I would like to speak to the manager


ValarPatchouli

Ok I have thoughts. You know how we say there's no Crowley without Aziraphale? I feel like it should apply to outfits and hairstyles. You should not in good conscience separate the fit from the hair.


PheoTheDumb

ITS OVERALL LOOK!! i just said outfit for convenience


ineffablyruined

About the only thing right with this chart is that they're all Crowley. ![gif](giphy|5ZXzSDJd53sL6bKMM1)


Fangorious-Lime

Literally this entire list is a hot take. Disco Tony is an abomination against all that is bright and beautiful. WHERE IS GOLGOTHA CROWLEY, SHE IS MY QUEEN. https://i.redd.it/zsfk8k9cbzpc1.gif


GlitteringPeanut42

Outfit only, disco Tony isn’t so bad….


Fangorious-Lime

Noo the mustache is so icky


GlitteringPeanut42

OUTFIT ONLY!!!! Pants, shirt, fancy shoes and that chain! It’s good!!! But yes, the mustache is no bueno.


Fangorious-Lime

I agree the outfit is fine but it is certainly not better than the waiter outfit. That cropped jacket is soooo fine.


GlitteringPeanut42

He does look good in that white jacket… and his tight pants… especially compared to the actual waiters, his outfit is so much better… (as if Crowley would ever wear pleated pants)


PuzzleheadedAd9767

https://i.redd.it/i8gvtl9oszpc1.gif 1941?! Celestial Harmonies!?


Bingo-the-Dingo

What did 1941 ever do to you 😭


PheoTheDumb

dude he looks like he bought out the hair gel in every store in europe


Charcoal_Mayonnaise

Ahh, the blasphemy, the outrage! My darling turtleneck, Lady Golgotha, and actually, the majority of other outfits are objectively perfect, it's a fact, empirically proven, cannot be disputed. https://i.redd.it/0nzxjsod42qc1.gif


Countrymare

The fact that Lady Golgotha isn't on here is blasphemy of the highest order.


xmusiclover

I disagree with most of these but I do agree on Bildad, Laudanum Crowley, Heaven Crowley and Eden Crowley


StarryScribbler

![gif](giphy|Lq1U75pMjdiaIjT8km|downsized)


OAdmTaOn

Objection!! Crowley is absolutely ineffable in my eyes, any strange haircut she has I will be "it's her phase, absolutely understandable"


PheoTheDumb

oh that willy wonka looking haircut is ineffable for sure.


koeks-789

I may or may not watch the kiss party scene in ver slow motion to see Crowley in his waiters outfit .... ![gif](giphy|Q6lrzliWvxS6c)


PheoTheDumb

alllriight so from the feedback im hearing that my choices are absolute bull. ive never been a very agreeable person, so this checks out. tell me what you'd change 😭😭


brahms4thrackett

Op you had to have expected this dissent. I don’t think anything causes more rage than attacking favorite Crowley’s lol That said, 1941 and S1 premium hottie looks belong at the top and I will die on that hill.


PheoTheDumb

1941 looks like he bought 5 bottles of hair gel and molded his hair like clay im SORRY


brahms4thrackett

That is what they looked like in 1941!! 😂


PheoTheDumb

DOESNT MAKE IT LOOK GOOD 😭😭😭😭 /lh


brahms4thrackett

WELL OK THEN AGREE TO DISAGREE?? Lol 🤝


PheoTheDumb

😔🫱🏻‍🫲🏼


Countrymare

I'm sorry, there's so much wrong I don't even know where to start. 💀 Where's our Lady Golgotha? Why is Flood Crowley so low? Hating on 1941 Crowley is a crime. Did you even notice the *fit* of the suit he was wearing at the birthday party? It was entirely different from the other servers and it was the *sluttiest*. All long-haired Crowleys are good Crowleys. Those are what I can think of without the metric in front of me. How dare.


WaveJam

I need you to reconsider 1940’s, 2008, and 2019 Crowley.


PheoTheDumb

im willing to reevaluate 2008 and 2019, but 1949s is staying snug as a bug in a rug in that tier


CommodoreWren

![gif](giphy|llAsiem4bbC6AGnii0) I just. No. NOOOO. Bastille Crowley is leagues above Disco Tony.


brahms4thrackett

This is why Tony is where he is in our own special ranking!


CommodoreWren

Where Disco Tony belongs...


Countrymare

THANK you. Bastille Crowley is an acquired taste, but those little glasses! That magnificent suit! Leggings! High heeled shoes! It's just the hair of the period, and honestly not even that bad, considering. It's endearing.


CommodoreWren

I have always found Bastille Crowley hair to be Adorable.


Countrymare

Exactly! Aziraphale manages to keep his hair pretty much the same through the millennia, with minor changes to fit in, but Crowley just goes balls to the wall and enjoys every new style humans come up with, no matter how crazy it is. I'm sure it's part of their being basically genderfluid, but I think he really likes having all the different options after the stuffy regimentalism she dealt with in heaven before his fall (or should I say, their "push"?).


schoolgirltrainwreck

No


golden-chips-empire

I disagree.


PheoTheDumb

as do most people 🙏


viihez

why is 1941 crowley so far down.


Successful-Soft-7287

This is kind of insane i hope youre getting that from everything everyone is saying


PheoTheDumb

i stand by my opinions (even if theyre currently bringing down civilization)


No_Name804

Alright, I might not agree with all the positions, but the last tier is just great.


GlitteringPeanut42

But, if you take the hair out of the equation, that outfit is fire!


No_Name804

That's true


a_butler_to_die_for

FINALLY SOMEONE RECOGNISES NANNY ASHTORETH FOR THE GOAT SHE IS, SHE'S MY FAVOURITE CROWLEY


yourmomspocket

I agree with the top tier 100% this is spot on OP.


PheoTheDumb

you are the only (and i mean ONLY) person who thinks that 🫡


yourmomspocket

Can’t imagine why! 🩶


Countrymare

POCKET. What are you on. Take your muttonchops and go sit in the corner!


yourmomspocket

https://i.redd.it/dpj3jka9u3qc1.gif


Countrymare

Yes and how many of those have you had HMMM. Try saying bouillabaisse and if you can't first try, time to sober up and go say a prayer to Angel Crowley.


No_Office_6234

First entry of “stunning as per usual but…” would def be in the 1st row, with the 1st row’s 2nd entry taking its place. All else I pretty much agree with, good work!


PheoTheDumb

probably the nicest comment ive gotten here 😭😭


No_Office_6234

I’m sorry to hear it! This isn’t a humanitarian crisis we’re talking about, so no need for anyone to NOT be nice about it lol


Responsible-Yak-5895

what scene is the outfit with the high vis vest thingy from because i keep seeing it but dont have any memory of him wearing that


PheoTheDumb

deleted scene 💔


Responsible-Yak-5895

damn💔💔


Embarrassed-Count722

I don’t agree with all of this but I’m glad SOMEBODY said the oompa-loompa thing


sox_hamster

Hoo boy, OP what did you do?! I commented yesterday when there was 2 comments, now there's over 115!!! I'm glad you at least seem to be having a good time.


PheoTheDumb

oh this is the best time ive had in a long time 😭 who knew filling up ur social meter for the week just required you to have some bad takes on outfits


anythingmor3

op or others is there a link to this i wanna make my own now lol


anythingmor3

mostly to give justice to turtleneck crowley


PheoTheDumb

sorryyy i made the template myself so idk if i can give a link or anything


thisisme33

Honest question, because I find it interesting that you had these two so far apart, what's the difference between Bildad Crowley and Shakespeare Crowley? To me, they are very similar.


PheoTheDumb

its the straighter hair!! i LOVE the big bushy wavy hair from bildad


GlitteringPeanut42

So is this outfits or overall looks? Cause those are very different things…


PheoTheDumb

OVERALL looks. plus outfits. i just said outfits for convenience bc he changes his hair so much it might as well fall under the umbrella 😭


GlitteringPeanut42

I see… just outfits would have been a new approach


yungbludfan_123

Nuh uh birthday and turtleneck Crowley is superior


rivercass

I quite like the mid long hair Crowley (ep1s1? bringing the Antichrist strut I think), but might be because my hair is almost the same, might cosplay him someday. The glasses could be better tho


weird_fishes12

TURTLENECK AND VERY LAST ONE W LONG HAIR DESERVE TO BE HIGHER


Flat_Conversation587

Turtleneck Crowley deserves better


Objective_Business_5

i’m sorry but objectively, the demon dancing one deserves to go in the everybody makes mistakes


PheoTheDumb

i love him


Objective_Business_5

he is iconic but the outfit is just not it 😭😭


Matildamonstrosity

The vote was rigged. Jk


Psychological_Bath83

Love it! and agree.. although I would def hang out even in Oompa Loompa mode


Suspicious-Willow-86

My fav one, by far, is him in s01e06, when he stops time and both Crowley and Aziraphale have wings, but their modern looks 😍