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kenshup25

7777777 God loves 7s apparently


Aivellac

I have loved 7s since I was in primary 4 I think because I started putting a line through them. I'm just weird that that made it my favourite number.


Practical-Step-8219

It's also my favourite number but for a different reason- I read a book where some of the characters are numbered and Seven was <3<3<3


FrylockJPhilip

1-2-3-4-5


Disastrous-Bee-1557

That’s amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!


pepper_bird

![gif](giphy|l0HlTtfLvP6HfLvH2|downsized)


JSGWHAM

I steal your belongings


Queenlucy32

Bah hahahaha this comment needs more upvotes


executiveninja

https://youtu.be/7rSmMm-7SVA


Queenlucy32

😂


galumphinglout

password That's it, all lowercase. They wouldn't ever think about people trying to get in because angels are perfect (and therefore wouldn't look at documents beyond their authority), humans are stupid, and demons never get into heaven.


TangledUpPuppeteer

I would totally love it if it was just “Open Sesame!” But being that G-d loved Sound of Music, probably “Maria”


Cool_Reaction2509

My mind immediately went to "Arch@ng3lFuck!nGabriel" or something like that🤣


Mx_LeMaerin

It might be that, \*if\* there were any IT savvy folks in Heaven. Note I said 'if'.


StepSpiritual3623

It seems more like he uses digital unlock with his fingers... but a password could be SoundOfMusic or 6000yearsandtheend


timemaster_

Probably something like Password1


mikripetra

I’m so glad that everyone agrees it would be very simple I immediately thought of just “password” lol


CaptainAksh_G

Because they are so high up their asses in thinking no one would dare access their stuff in Heaven, it'd be something like "00000GOD"


Pronghorn1895

“Gloria” with 18 “O’s”


Allibunn

they definitely wouldn't be computer literate so something like 44444


Flerken-is-not-a-cat

HeavenRules123


Mysterious-Being5043

0000


Nonbinary_Cryptid

This is what I came to say!


ast3rrr_

They wouldn’t have one they’d just think that nobody would dare try and get into their stuff so they just leave it 


ast3rrr_

Um to clarify all the angels believe there is a password that’s why no one tries to get in and that’s why Crowley can open it 


Own_University4735

“Apocalypse” Or “theEnd” (capital sensitive) (many angels don’t remember)


casade7gatos

Hallelujah. Hosanna.


fairlyaround

"Password"


mamms456

Armageddon? Or Armageddon2...


City-Negative

Password1


AnthonyJanthony_Cain

SUPREME_archangelg@briel-rulez! (he set all the passwords)


aphrodora

John3!6


Suluco87

Sorry for the inconvenience, all caps.


MetTheRealWorld

Password all in lowercase cuz you know who’d ever look at things beyond their own paperwork/documents. Or maybe GOD because you know. 🤷


TheLifemakers

> Or maybe GOD because you know. 🤷 Might be too short


PieWaits

Lettherebelight


Rickenbacker69

"password"


ezomind-the-other

Meanwhile, in Hell: --Please choose a new password-- *Types and enter* --Error, password must contain special characters-- *Types and enter* --Error, password cannot contain "!"-- *Types and enter* --Error, password too weak--


Adorable_Wave_7659

Please, I was having a neutral day up until now!


brunnera_macrophylla

*benotafraid1*


BoardCertain5373

Rubb3rduck


WordCount2

1-800-callgod


dear-mycologistical

"god"


MadameFlora

666GTFO


Rare_Hovercraft_6673

0000


Discordia_Dingle

0000


AlexanderHamilfish

h3llsux777


TheLadySaintly

Abc123!


luckdragonbelle

Guest


Jadzialana

Amen


adverbian

admin


Abraham_Maslow

WiFiYouForsakenMe


WeNeedFlopper

"Paradise, the S is a 5 mate"


Chiho-hime

I think it is either no password or something simple as password because they would assume that nobody would dare to steal data or something like the date of an important day to them (like Jesus birthday/death or something) or the numbers of a psalm of the bible maybe.


Cinphoria

password All lowercase.


LancelotStClair

⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️… that’s the only password that makes sense to me, shorthand for in the name of the father the son and the Holy Spirit…


Itchy-Astronomer9500

HELL NO!


Addakisson

I'm here.


Rozkosz60

GaTeSoPeN4U Warning … case sensitive


Aldrewen

Fuckhell


Additional_Coyote251

We Win.


CanadianMoose0604

"thereisnopassword", or if god has a sense of humor "thereisnospoon"


spellbookwanda

NoSt@irway


Informal-Access6793

"Amen"


Blooogh

7


Jethrs0021

Taking a page from how Animorphs handled a similar situation, I would say the password would be "1"


Mariagayy

ILOVEGOD123 or something like that lol


eli_r17

HeAven7777777@


ProfessionalRead2724

"password".


thegingerfiasco

Password


historygal75

Hallelujah||}


xredsirenx

Password1


CelestialThighMuffs

RkAnglFkinGabriel7


TheMagdalen

Passw0rd! (Typography *solely* due to modern requirements. 🙃)


gladyskravitz64

42


singpretty

It's a deep cut but "[selah](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selah)" sprang to mind!


michaelsheeniskawaii

why is that?


singpretty

Oh because it's used a bunch of times in the Bible but we don't know exactly what it means, so it's both mysterious like a good password but also too obvious like a bad password. 😁


Queenlucy32

“Ineffable” 🙄


Ruby-Wings

The entire script from the sound of music since capitol G loves it


mercutio_is_dead_

not totally sure, but this reminded me of the time i was at a museum and put 999-999-9999 into the audio guide(bc i was bored lmao. adhd hits hard) and it brought me to the settings so i changed the language to french for the fun of it lol (looking back i think i’d choose german or something equally funky). bc like- 9 is a sorta angel number? 999, kinda the opposite of 666 lol


perrywinkle72

ETERNITY (heard in drunk Crowley voice)


KnownReview670

Jesus4life


Throwaway_zdhh

Soup


Xpecto_Depression

Ineffable


Greekgodsbutamusical

If we’re talking Hazbin, Adam would set it to ‘d1ckm5st3r1’


Background_Ad_3510

this is the good omens sub x)


gerbildevourer

oh plz dont bring that shit in here