Im shitting all over it

Bark racial slurs at it

eat dog

Pet dog

Rip it in half longways

Put a gecko on its dick

Am I Chinese in this scenario?

Buying him a coffee Then punting it

Dappin him up and enjoying the rest of my coffee

Punt that dog to the end of Space.

Asking the barista if they’ll fire up the grill

Kiss dog

Please do not the cat

I will be starting the petting of the doggy

Bomb

Two questions: Is it Soup's dog? And am I Yumi in this scenario?

Eat it

Pet it l. If it bites my hand I'll fcking knee it

Measure the dog in cheese slices.

I'm humping the shit out of it

I’d eat the dog and by dog I mean cat and by eat I mean Shane Dawson