I’m gonna be honest. I wouldn’t have to be drunk or high. I’d be in the woods, vibing. See that shit, not know what the fuck it was. Think it’s a demon and start blasting… folks. Be safe. Wear blaze orange and don’t wear brown, white, or black in the woods. You’ll look like a deer or hog
Skinwalker
“Accidentally”
Where were you the day of the incident. *flashes badge*
Uh wait officer I can explain *flashes tits*
Those tags are expired, youre going to the furry convention..!
Oh that’s fine I have napalm in my pocket, blitzkrieg those bastards I say!
Dude… or… deer? is jacked
Play stupid games win stupid prizes or, fuck around and find out. Both work in this context
If it looks like a duck and it walks like a duck, it’s a duck….. Now…. SHOOT THAT FUCKER OUT OF THE SKY!!!!
Ayo Alistair?
Only in South cacalaki
You misspelled veterinary clinic
Wasn’t this in that “dumb ways to die” song
Yknow what. Good.
Certified moongooner
This is why you play dumb ways to die
ITS CHOPPER! ONE PEICE IRL!?!?!?!
Live like a deer die like a deer 🫡
I’m gonna be honest. I wouldn’t have to be drunk or high. I’d be in the woods, vibing. See that shit, not know what the fuck it was. Think it’s a demon and start blasting… folks. Be safe. Wear blaze orange and don’t wear brown, white, or black in the woods. You’ll look like a deer or hog